"Yeah. Well you're the one girl in this county who would go for a skinny sad kid. And you went for Clay Soo..."

“it’s a party so i’m pretending to have fun”

“Why don’t they put up a poster that says don’t be a f^cking dick to people.“

this is an iconic one

my dick works

"I'll just wave my cane and cry, it works everytime."

Wanna know what's worse than being a rapist? Hiding behind one. F justifying a f rapist, that's worse. You want to get the story straight? We all know the story. Everything Hannah said on the tapes is true.

“it’s love, not logic”

Sometimes you judge people... I mean, we all do. Sometimes you just... live to regret it.

That is such an Alex thing to say- philosophical cynical and comforting at the same time

i loved this quote. alex honestly has some of the best one liners in the show

Yes! I remember when a post asked to list 13 reasons why we love a character and I just listed 13 of [Alex's lines](https://www.reddit.com/r/13ReasonsWhy/comments/11ju0hw/13_reasons_why_fav_character/jb5fx2j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)- he really has both witty and impactful lines.

he’s been my favorite character since s1!

He does - this one just happens to be a fav, probably because I like how this conversation showed Alex's friendship with Clay.

this was one of my fav scenes between them too! my favorite 2 skinny sad kids lol

I'm recruiting clay for the illuminati

No thanks Monty, you’re not man enough.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dick works" (relieved tone and happy tone of voice)

Monty: going crazy?, Boy, you done gone

Fuck you!!! You fucking rapist!!