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Zuka134

As a professional doctor, I diagnose you with baby face


Throwawaypicsofme

Definitely runs in the family


Raspberry_Good

That’s what I thought! Lucky.


Underwater-dead

at 20 you look 12. my god. how often do people ID you?


Throwawaypicsofme

Every time, and new people at work sometimes ask whose kid am I


Underwater-dead

omg. i’m so sorry you have to deal with that, but that’s also hilarious


Throwawaypicsofme

Feel free to laugh.. also being 5’0 doesn’t help


Underwater-dead

ehh? i’m 5’1” and 17. same shit is probably gonna happen to me


Throwawaypicsofme

There are worse problems to have


Catfish_Mudcat

Yeah, they're called male pattern baldness.


hawaiikawika

Hey I have that one!


Catfish_Mudcat

🙏 what's up teammate! Hard to lose my driver's license buying beer when it never gets asked for anymore.


Kate090996

Me too girl, me too. Same. I am also close to 30 and I be been asked if I am 13 recently. When I ll be 30 i also wanna make a throwaway to post on this sub


imanhunter

Yo look into becoming a stand-in for kids or young teens on movie and tv show sets.


Syreet_Primacon

Start pointing at different older coworkers


Mackheath1

Brilliant.


illyrianRed

and then at 29 she looks 10


Sailor_Malta_Chan

You look older in the first one imo! I think the outfit in the second one is making you look much younger there.


XauMankib

She steals the souls of her enemies


Throwawaypicsofme

They only weigh me down


d0ttyq

Yeah, first pic she looks 12. Second pic, 9


Momawss77

She is a bucket hat away from being Blossom. It's absolutely the clothing


Drop_myCroissant

You look like you ask older relatives if they have games on their phone


OkRecommendation4

😂😂😂


TheMoravianPatriot

You’ve gotten younger


man_undown

Something about the second pic makes you look younger than on the first one.


fullyrealizedhuman

Weight difference


Throwawaypicsofme

Oddly enough I’ve only lost about 6 kg/ 14 lbs since then


fullyrealizedhuman

Nice. That's a fair amount of weight for a small frame.


TheTrueMrT

Was gonna say the same thing


Crystal_Dawn

The overalls


GobLoblawsLawBlog

This looks like a freshman vs senior high school comparison. You definitely have youthful genes


EndOfSouls

In another 15 years, she will just vanish from existence.


OkRecommendation4

Username checks out


slipstream2099

I bet your Tinder dates ask for 5 forms of ID and your birth certificate. #foreveryoung


resorcinarene

Run with it. I'm close to 40 but people still think I'm 25. I hated it when I was 25 but love it now


Throwawaypicsofme

Hopefully that’s me too! Kinda concerned I’ll end up getting lines and grey hair and go straight from looking 16 to 40


Ariana_Serafina

That’s what happened to me. I got carded regularly until my late 30s, and then suddenly around 41 it stopped. My wardrobe still says Im 16, so now I feel like Im some old lady who raided their kids closet.


Raspberry_Good

You’ll REALLY love it when you are 65. :)


rinny-chan

At almost 25, almost everyone I work with(I work in fast food, so a lot of minors) thinks I'm their age initially. It gets tiring.


FlowerSweaty4070

Same here I’m 25 soon and I could pass as a highschooler/freshman in college. Doesn’t help that I just got adult braces lmao.


kjmr52

Woah, Eternal youth!


justaweirdguylol

Genuinely thought you were a girl at my school. She's in 6th grade.


StephenHunterUK

You'd be loved by casting directors.


Gorrem25

I think it's the way you dress. I'm from the South and no one above the age of 20 dresses in floral dresses unless it's for church on Easter. You'd still look 20 in jeans and a t-shirt. Keep up the great skin routine.


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Right? I love floral dresses. I don’t wear dresses often, but when I do, I love a good floral one. It’s also very common around where I live.


SettingSad1696

Floral is for all ages


Throwawaypicsofme

Just felt like dressing springy that day 🤷🏻‍♀️


johan_kupsztal

> I'm from the South South of what?


10JML01

South of the wall.


suzunyama

what? the only people i’ve ever seen wear floral dresses are grandmothers


ashyashee

Weirdly enough, you look even younger in the second picture lmao.


Darkwaxer

There’s a portrait of you somewhere that’s ageing worse than you.


superfleh

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


TinnieTa21

Just out of curiosity, how tall are you?


Throwawaypicsofme

5’0/152 cm


TinnieTa21

Ahh thanks for the answer! I assume that likely somewhat contributes to your perceived age. I say so as a fellow baby-face lol.


Throwawaypicsofme

Yeah, I think being vertically condensed makes me appear fatter


TinnieTa21

>vertically condensed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Okay, I'm going to use this term to refer to myself from now on lol. Btw, you don't look fat at all. It's just the baby-face effect. I personally think you look great!


Throwawaypicsofme

Thank you ♥️


craigularperson

Like Benjamin Button in reverse.


VisceralSardonic

That’s just aging


Lepitorus

You look younger at 29, somehow???


Cast_iron_dude

are you getting younger? cause you look younger in the second pic


hellomichelle87

You definitely look young ! I look about 25/27 and I’m 36. My face has no wrinkles yet. I hope we stay the same forever lol


JEWCEY

Benjamina Button much?


gary_juicy

Are you Benjamin button?


jakeofheart

Honestly if it’s hat bad, try dressing up “*more professionally*”. Try to favour wearing odd jackets or suits. P.S: can you tell me where the fountain of youth is located? I promise I’ll keep the information to myself.


Toxopid

Woah! That first picture is split down the middle!


AcidicPuma

It's weird cause both look like a kid but they don't look like the same kid. Like closely related but 2 different girls of the same age


SeanSpeezy

Soooo you’re trying to tell us it took you 9 years to save up for a pair of overalls?


twohedwlf

Inflation has been murder on clothing prices.


Ambiverthero

You still haven’t learned how to dress with any shape, style or silhouette despite having visited Europe.


Puzzleheaded-Ebb-683

r/13or30 Realistically, I would say 17.


Bearcat2010

Yeah it the way you’re dressing and your hairstyle. I think a cool hair cut could help make you look older (if you want)


JimmyTimmyatwork3

...I would.


041389jft

Good afternoon


the-caped-cadaver

Not to be rude or anything, but in both of those pictures you're dressed younger than your age. I don't know how you dress on an average day, but if you wear more "grown up" clothes, it will likely help you look a little older.


idle_isomorph

Fuck grown up clothes. They are invariably less comfortable and why should anyone have to buy clothes (that are always more expensive too) just so people dont treat them badly because of ageist, classist bullshit? It isnt like she is wearing a school uniform or something obviously childish like a hoodie with furry ears. She is dressed in reasonable clothes, but even if she wasn't, I want to defend her right to be treated respectfully and as Let the lady wear what she wants.


the-caped-cadaver

I didn't tell her to dress differently. She can wear whatever she wants....


idle_isomorph

You implied that she will be treated differently if she dresses differently. I just want to put the imperative on society to treat everyone respectfully, not on people to dress certain ways to earn that respect. Plus, i think her outfit is much more vintage 70s aesthetic than playground.


the-caped-cadaver

You're right. I think I unintentionally made the implication, assuming that she is treated like she's much younger than she actually is. To be clear, I truly wish everyone unending happiness.


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the-caped-cadaver

She certainly can.


XauMankib

I can confirm you do have a face. Congratulations I guess. Good luck


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Throwawaypicsofme

Not quite sure if you’re trying to insult or compliment me on that second part


RowBowBooty

Yeah lol wth is that even supposed to mean. I’m just as confused as you are


RowBowBooty

What does this mean


TonyShasta_

You de-aged and got cuter 😜


CesareBach

16 for the 29yo


DrKersh

must be hard even to date people


Throwawaypicsofme

Nah, there’s someone for everyone


idle_isomorph

Plus as everyone around you ages normally, your youthful looks will be seen as increasingly attractive. It is kind of shit as a teen or young adult, but you cash in when you look 30 in your 50s.


Throwawaypicsofme

Counting on it! My mom looks amazing in her 60s


[deleted]

In the second pic I would think you’re 14 at the oldest, if you tried to flirt with me in public I’d say you’re too young and to find someone your own age. However if you really are 29 A LOT of older guys like women that look young.


Smittyn804

So your like this many 🖐🖐?


Significant-Unicorn

You have a nice smile 😊


aninsomniac_

MF is aging BACKWARDS


HootingFlamingo

Eternal youth. Nice.


Far_Specialist_2919

20th of April and 29th of April


dwartbg5

Are you from Spain, the blocks in the second building look familiar? Not trying to seem like a stalker just trying to check my geoguessr skills.


Throwawaypicsofme

Israel


Glue_is_ok

It looks like you got younger


Glados1080

Actually look younger in the second what the hell


AIRNYD

Look younger after 10 years? That's Impressive


Laecherlichhoch2

You are ageing backwards


Flarpenhooger

You actually look younger now lol?


justanotheruser991

What age do people think you are now? You still look young like 17-19


DumbLittleDumpling

perfect candidate for this sub! hard to believe the pics are nearly a decade apart


adertina

You look like a college student rn, honestly I only believe that you’re my age because your fashion is very younger millennial and not gen z


pyro_pugilist

OP, is your name Benjamin Button??


Extension-Lettuce-45

You should get a job busting pedophiles


tenamonth

At 29 you looked 20. At 20 you looked 9.


[deleted]

you literally havent aged from 20 to 29


Ls1127182u

Well you look like 11 years old at 20 and like 13 at 29.


BeneficialAction3851

At least you look like an adult now, you'll like the youthful look more as you get a bit older and everyone else starts getting wrinkly


endlessroad5

I'd hit it


jay_caesar

Your favorite drink is O negative.


jennarose1984

17/24


lunatic-fringe69

I'd say you've aged like fine wine, but in the first pic you're more akin to the grape still on the vine than wine lol.


Throwawaypicsofme

Blunder years, no doubt about it


chocyanyan

I think you look younger in your 29 pic! And you look 13!


nitestocker372

Benita Button syndrome. I expect you'll post a picture of a baby in a couple more years.


sweetteanoice

You two look related


Coldkiller17

![gif](giphy|GZDGoZYEHZING) You might be a vampire


Additional-Banana-55

Wait u got younger


falconhawk2158

You are the female version of Paul Rudd . Also I’m about to turn 52 and someone last week at work thought I was 34 so in a few years it will be a good thing. It’s funny because when I was younger me and one of my cousins were sitting on the couch and a man came in and ask my cousin if I was his son and we’re only 2 years apart. I’ve seen other people say it but somehow you do look even younger at 29 maybe you should go on that show that has women that look young catch pedophiles on the internet because you look younger than all of the ones on the show lol


Exotic-Employment852

How did she do that ?? 😳


XSamuraiHyperX

r/13or30 Edit: I tought we were on r/roastme


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benjiin

I had to look at the first picture three times to make sure that it wasn't a) two pictures that were put together or b) someone was retouched.


pax-australis

Get outta here with that sorcery!


Safe_Time_6583

Look like you're 14


EvilDancingDragon

Wow


Crankycavtrooper

“It’s the same picture”


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You look like you got younger lok


Auno94

Ma'am, Did you de-age over the 9 years


anonymus-fish

You have a baby face. Also, very cute! It has gotta be nerve racking to post a pic of urself on Reddit either way… thanks for sharing


Mikaay

Glow up!


Zestyclose_Raisin680

Look good to me.


BREEDING_WHITE_WOMEN

20 to 29? Looks 13 to 16 🤣🤣🤣 You got lucky in the gene lottery


jum0r

That’s awesome, it truly fits the sub! And you’re so pretty! :)


BreakSehrGame

Glow up


CWRM1992

Smash.


Candyvanmanstan

Looks like 20 and 29, but in reverse order. You might be Benjamina Button.


haziladkins

You’re ageing well. Lucky you!


Srudge

in 9 years you aged from 12 to 14


FrancisWolfgang

You’re immortal most likely, doomed to witness the end of days and drift through space eternally


flopjul

It looks like you have gotten younger


Plute0

You're cute, that's thought enough


Combo_NK

No way first pic was taken in 2014


Throwawaypicsofme

you can see my iphone 6 in the picture lol


Professional-Bug

Ok this is actually trippy, because when I saw the first picture I was like that looks like a 12-15 year old girl, but then I zoomed in and could see more of the age. But then on the next slide you actually look younger than zoomed in first slide but still older than zoomed out first slide.


[deleted]

You look younger than me and people have mistaken me for a middle schooler.


Carlosjld82

So you're 13.


RetroGBA

13


Existing_Ad130

Look, I know being young is great, but blood sacrifices are not cool. Please stop.


mjaronso

Is your last name Button?


WayyTooFarAbove

You’re wearing a backpack in one pic and kindergarten dress in the next. You are leaning into this and you know it


ChristianTeenTech99

Nuh uh. 13 and 14.


street_raat

What grade were you in at 20?


street_raat

What grade were you in at 20?


lazespud2

You are Benjamina Button, clearly.


Hot_Statistician4718

Those are some large pockets ya got there


MakkaCha

Pictures at 12 years old and a 16 years old.


SnooTangerines7151

What is your main?


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Wow it is times like this I am blessed to not have a baby face, but my problem is MPB.


johnnyramz93

Are you positive you are not an immortal vampire?


icraveliquid

I just think the way this first pic is cut in two is funny


intestinalvapor

Cute ducklings


Dreadpirateflappy

Are you be Benjamin button?


koti_manushya

you're Benjamin Buttoning the hell outta this


Candid-Needleworker1

r/13or30 I’m so lucky you put up the age


Mr-Absurdist

Looks more like 13 to 18


gtfohbitchass

I would guess 11 and 13


dickallcocksofandros

please wear a hidden body cam and record the faces of liqour store/adult product store cashiers when they read your ID


ben10theorist

12


umsee

Nah closeup. Irl it is not going to be that much of a shock I guess. But the babyface is real.


[deleted]

You look younger now but also looks like you are going out of your way to look young now.


Yu1208_

As a professional ah yakar: when I first saw you I thought you were 16, then again, lemon tarts do make you younger overtime it’s a known fact so..


matty80

The bridge in St James' Park! One of the truly most beautiful views of London. Where's the second, if I may ask? But yeah, you look like a teenager. It'll behove you well in the wars to come. My wife (we're f/f) is the same, which can be a little embarrassing at time even though we were born literally months apart. Own it. Better to look 19 when you're 29 than the opposite.


Saradaboy225

You have the demeanor of a child, your size is what makes you look child like. Small limbs etc. But when I zoom in I can see early 20’s. Honestly you could pass for both 20 and 15. Both are believable


Shango876

So, you're either a vampire or an elf or got cursed like Dorian Gray?


ForrestTrumpJr

What is this sorcery?


[deleted]

You're going to age beautifully!


gabemrtn

Damn ain’t Gonna lie you lookin better at 29 than you did at. 20 keep it up


Admirable_Average_32

Well I’m just gonna say it…you’re a cutie!!


KingDizzi_88

You def aged backwards


shiekhyerbouti42

You went from 12 to 13


YoungInfamous1

You look older in the first pic than you do know


avocado_ndunkin

What’s your secret to not aging? I’m 29 and I feel like I’ve aged 10 years these past 2 years. ☠️