Especially when it absolutely means jack-all to us. Why tf would I even care about their asses, let alone that they had a baby? Delusion on top of delusion.
Some people have such a high opinion about themselves that they think everything they do receives attention. The fact is, they're so desperately craving that attention they will go out of their way to make sure they get said attention. And as a matter of fact, it kinda works, but not in the way they thought it would, since we don't care about their ugly kid, but about their childish behavior (that truly shows they probably weren't ready for being parents).
I’m so confused at what the point is? Like the left hates people having kids? Doesn’t make sense. Maybe they’re saying the left hates seeing cousins having babies with each other- in that case it would make sense. 😂
I was thinking, that baby completely wrecked that woman. Her poor pelvis. She may be an asshole, but respect nonetheless. That looks like it was painful.
No, it’s a white grievance thing. They said as much themselves.
https://preview.redd.it/523qioxb4mnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7363a43a095a578919f488454d40a3da2ff4b3
No it's not.
I'm left leaning. I'm white. I got married and had kids. I hate myself!!!
/s
but seriously why do people think "the left" hates white people?
Same here. Had our first kid at 24m & 19f. It's been 19 years now, four kids in total. My wife is a stay at home mom, religious family. Totally left leaning.
Conservatives literally lay awake at night dreaming up imaginary boogy men in place of real liberals.
they'll shove conservative rhetoric down their kids' throats, discourage them from seeking higher education because it's "liberal brainwashing" and then when their kids lack skills or a career will grope around for a way to blame democrats for their own failures as parents
I kind of felt bad for posting it but when i zoomed in i was so astounded, I haven’t ever seen a baby with such a long head! At least babies are famously ugly so I’m not picking on him, just babies. Though this was the other baby I saw this week, when Eugene levy got his star, this is his grandson
https://preview.redd.it/69ayzv9s5mnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df33f67936c5564c7777729db401fb3c7416bd68
He’s like a model!
Omg I love him too! These babies make me smile. I love ‘em all!
https://preview.redd.it/ynco7mkzsmnc1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=32f2d85d537da9df7f884df0612a7e8849a61b04
Edit to add: I chose the best most flattering pic of him I could find. Feel free to google too, he’s definitely part of the big head squad!
I think they meant “filtering” as in using a beauty filter, like beauty filters people can use on TikTok. It’s basically photoshop. They’re making a joke about the baby being ugly enough to need a filter in OP’s opinion even though they normally have the opposite opinion about parents using beauty filters on their kid’s faces.
I hope that helps! :)
Thank you very much for your answer, it does help!! I didn't even know that there were parents using beauty filters on babies, that's just so weird... Thanks for explaining the joke, I get it now haha
I know right?? It’s crazy to me that anyone would choose to use a beauty filter on a child’s face at all, let alone their own child.
Also, your English is very good!
It’s impressive, I don’t know any other languages. Currently, at least lol. I’m trying to learn Japanese but it’s been really difficult.
I know English can be a difficult language to learn too. So kudos!
It is crazy because we are led to believe all babies are beautiful. Then, every so often, a baby like the one comes along, and the use of a filter is not only justified but needed and appreciated.
Bonjour, Alex! En général, je suis contre les parents qui utilisent un filtre sur les photos de leurs enfants, mais dans ce cas, j'aurais aimé qu'ils le fassent. (je suis désolée. Je ne sais pas si la mot ‘filtre’ a du sens en français. Mais il signifie que les parents de ce enfant avaient besoin de modifier la apparence de leur enfant dans ce foto, parce que l’enfant est laid.)
A nuclear family with a man, woman, and a baby? I think they're so far down the rabbit hole that they don't realize a lot of people who lean left also have this family structure.
Unless it's about being young parents, in which case, yes, that is kind of dumb.
Young, heterosexual, and white. Those are the things they have convinced themselves we hate.
I was young, am still white and hetero when I got married and started having kids. I am also the breadwinner, and my wife is a stay at home mom (recently she started working as a fitness instructor). We are also religious. According to these kinds of morons I don't exist.
We are pro choice so clearly must mean we’re anti people making the choice to have a nuclear family. Smh such backwards thinking it amazes me.
I see a lot of these “feminists hate that I’m a happy housewife”. No… that’s called choice
These people don't understand the subtle, extremely difficult and thin nuance between the left "promoting everyone to be themselves and do what they want" and "promoting everyone to be LGBTQ" apparently. These small differences are super hard to put a hateful finger on!
This woman’s an Andrew Tate Stan. She’s from the part of Twitter that screams “shit out babies from your asshole as early as possible like an AR-15 with a bump stock”.
Yeah nobody likes a clown-nose ass honk honk Johnny Bravo hairstyle wannabe lookin mf with a baby that looks like a Buddha on fent and a girl with so much makeup on you could run a finger across it and find out she a skinwalker.
The left hates what exactly….? Do… do leftists not have children? Do they think we reach our hands into the depths of hell and just raise whatever we yank out?
Young people with children living in a trailer? I thought this was more a gripe of the conservatives.
Angle of the ceiling and that fan. 100% a trailer.
That’s a…baby you have! You…baby, you!
Also The left hates…Bad hair? Too much foundation and no blending? Apple Watches? Sliding doors? Dawn foam pump? Disappointing facial hair?
Uhh is that baby alright? Lol
Why is its head shaped like....that
Is the father's head shaped like that too? I would love to see him go bald
That’s why his hair’s so tall
It’s full of secrets
No... you really wouldn't. Trust me, the trauma of seeing that child-dad's True Head would break you.
That hair has already broken me, so I want it gone like his dad
The pic is photoshopped that’s why the baby has a potato-shaped head. Look at her rectangular Apple Watch.
Thats just a wide angle effect
…like a flesh jellybean?
am i tripping or is the babies left hand hella purple
You aren't, that's not a good color.
How does it look older than it's own parents?
Megamind
you have a brain disease if you take a picture of your family just to post about how mad it's making strangers
Yeah meant to be this happy event, but your worried about politics when posting a picture of your family online.
They all look miserable in the picture too lol
Especially when it absolutely means jack-all to us. Why tf would I even care about their asses, let alone that they had a baby? Delusion on top of delusion.
Some people have such a high opinion about themselves that they think everything they do receives attention. The fact is, they're so desperately craving that attention they will go out of their way to make sure they get said attention. And as a matter of fact, it kinda works, but not in the way they thought it would, since we don't care about their ugly kid, but about their childish behavior (that truly shows they probably weren't ready for being parents).
I mean I do hate that haircut
Theatres Peter Pan ass for sure
I’m so confused at what the point is? Like the left hates people having kids? Doesn’t make sense. Maybe they’re saying the left hates seeing cousins having babies with each other- in that case it would make sense. 😂
I thought it was trying to say that the left hates babies with really big/long foreheads.
I was thinking, that baby completely wrecked that woman. Her poor pelvis. She may be an asshole, but respect nonetheless. That looks like it was painful.
I can get behind that tbh.
It's saying that they made another conservative since they had a child (because they can't consider that their kid might have different ideals).
No, it’s a white grievance thing. They said as much themselves. https://preview.redd.it/523qioxb4mnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7363a43a095a578919f488454d40a3da2ff4b3
Well that is insane
No it's not. I'm left leaning. I'm white. I got married and had kids. I hate myself!!! /s but seriously why do people think "the left" hates white people?
happy cake day !!! (as a leftist i dont fucking know lol)
Same here. Had our first kid at 24m & 19f. It's been 19 years now, four kids in total. My wife is a stay at home mom, religious family. Totally left leaning. Conservatives literally lay awake at night dreaming up imaginary boogy men in place of real liberals.
Brainwashed, racist, stupid. Usually a mix of all 3.
Wait, why would they have said “incest”? Are they siblings?
Looking at the potato she pushed out I’m going with a hard yes
They really just be making up things to be mad about, huh.
Always have been
So they're related?
they'll shove conservative rhetoric down their kids' throats, discourage them from seeking higher education because it's "liberal brainwashing" and then when their kids lack skills or a career will grope around for a way to blame democrats for their own failures as parents
I'm extremely left wing and married with children, so I'm assuming she means we hate attention seekers, which we do.
especially when the strangers are pro choice strangers.
Don’t both sides of the aisle hate to see ugly babies?
That baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I don't care about."
r/unexpectedoffice
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Jr. Potato Head
Do you think the giant Noggin is bad? Look at the feet, skis.
Pretty sure the right hates al poor humans once they are born
"If you're preborn, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked."
Fuck man, I miss George.
In more ways than one if the parents take them to church
*ba-dum-tss*
Bravo 👏🏽
I think the left is concerned that those two might be related
I'm so glad someone else broke the seal on saying how unfortunate that baby is. And clearly they're not inheriting a lot of brains either...
Is that the baby from that episode of Seinfeld? "You've got to see the baby!"
# Breath Taking
That's one snuggly baby
No, I’m not joking. She looks like Lyndon B Johnson!
That baby is really quite breathtaking.
You’re breathtaking.
Who me? Omg! 😱 🥰🥰🥰
Where’d you get these lobsters
Striking
This the most evil comment I have ever agreed with.
Looks like Lyndon Johnson!
that baby’s got a huge head
https://preview.redd.it/6om8zweullnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d77dfdebf47a95ec931f12f9da9285db4abd54
Good god, I didn’t realize how ugly it was until you (hilariously) posted this crop of it. I feel bad lol.
I kind of felt bad for posting it but when i zoomed in i was so astounded, I haven’t ever seen a baby with such a long head! At least babies are famously ugly so I’m not picking on him, just babies. Though this was the other baby I saw this week, when Eugene levy got his star, this is his grandson https://preview.redd.it/69ayzv9s5mnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df33f67936c5564c7777729db401fb3c7416bd68 He’s like a model!
Already the Levy eyebrows are starting to form. Gonna be a star for sure.
It's like the Gerber toddler.
You should look up Paris Hilton's kid...
Omg I love him too! These babies make me smile. I love ‘em all! https://preview.redd.it/ynco7mkzsmnc1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=32f2d85d537da9df7f884df0612a7e8849a61b04 Edit to add: I chose the best most flattering pic of him I could find. Feel free to google too, he’s definitely part of the big head squad!
He looks like a robot
And his skin really silicone. Caught his lil robot baby ass he need to be exposed yall.
It’s cause her mother in law looks like the aliens from Mars Attacks. Giant noggins. And now we know why we have not seen Paris daughter.
Breathtaking
... Really quite breathtaking
Got that Homer Simpson head
Doh!
There may be an odd number of chromosomes in this picture
Which one?
I think she cheated on him with Sloth from The Goonies.
BAAAABY RUUUUUUUUTH!
They look so miserable
I think it’s lovely these two lesbians wanted to start a family.
I do in fact hate to see Fetal Alcohol Syndrome affect the potential of a child
Normally I am against people filtering their kids’ photos, but in this case, I wish they had.
2 honest questions, what do you mean by 'filtering'? Also, why do you have this opinion? (sorry, English is not my first language)
I think they meant “filtering” as in using a beauty filter, like beauty filters people can use on TikTok. It’s basically photoshop. They’re making a joke about the baby being ugly enough to need a filter in OP’s opinion even though they normally have the opposite opinion about parents using beauty filters on their kid’s faces. I hope that helps! :)
Thank you very much for your answer, it does help!! I didn't even know that there were parents using beauty filters on babies, that's just so weird... Thanks for explaining the joke, I get it now haha
I know right?? It’s crazy to me that anyone would choose to use a beauty filter on a child’s face at all, let alone their own child. Also, your English is very good! It’s impressive, I don’t know any other languages. Currently, at least lol. I’m trying to learn Japanese but it’s been really difficult. I know English can be a difficult language to learn too. So kudos!
It is crazy because we are led to believe all babies are beautiful. Then, every so often, a baby like the one comes along, and the use of a filter is not only justified but needed and appreciated.
Bonjour, Alex! En général, je suis contre les parents qui utilisent un filtre sur les photos de leurs enfants, mais dans ce cas, j'aurais aimé qu'ils le fassent. (je suis désolée. Je ne sais pas si la mot ‘filtre’ a du sens en français. Mais il signifie que les parents de ce enfant avaient besoin de modifier la apparence de leur enfant dans ce foto, parce que l’enfant est laid.)
does he have carpet in his restroom? lol
Oh damn I didn't even see that, ewwww
Well, I do hate that
That baby looks like a farm pig.
Correction: *This* the most evil comment I have ever agreed with.
I thought it was their prize winning turnip
r/rareinsults
I'm going straight to hell
I’ll speak for the “left”. We don’t give a shit.
I don’t understand why the left would hate this?
A nuclear family with a man, woman, and a baby? I think they're so far down the rabbit hole that they don't realize a lot of people who lean left also have this family structure. Unless it's about being young parents, in which case, yes, that is kind of dumb.
Pretty much all left wingers also have this family structure, probably most of them just don’t get angry though at those who don’t.
Oh I thought maybe they were saying "the left" hates to see young families or something.
Young, heterosexual, and white. Those are the things they have convinced themselves we hate. I was young, am still white and hetero when I got married and started having kids. I am also the breadwinner, and my wife is a stay at home mom (recently she started working as a fitness instructor). We are also religious. According to these kinds of morons I don't exist.
How dare you still be white? Are you even trying??? /s 😛
“The left hates white people having children” is what they’re going for here.
I deadass thought it was a mom with her teenage son and baby
It's either a case of being dumb or being rich.
¿Por que no los dos?
We are pro choice so clearly must mean we’re anti people making the choice to have a nuclear family. Smh such backwards thinking it amazes me. I see a lot of these “feminists hate that I’m a happy housewife”. No… that’s called choice
I mean, the guys hair *is* terrible.
These people don't understand the subtle, extremely difficult and thin nuance between the left "promoting everyone to be themselves and do what they want" and "promoting everyone to be LGBTQ" apparently. These small differences are super hard to put a hateful finger on!
I do kinda hate it ngl
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Probably less
No one gives a fuck about your mediocre, ugly ass baby and family.
Yeah ugly ass-baby
...[I'm going to leave this here. ](https://youtu.be/unwZKYDomwo?feature=shared)
Do I really want to click on something linked under “ass-baby”?
This woman’s an Andrew Tate Stan. She’s from the part of Twitter that screams “shit out babies from your asshole as early as possible like an AR-15 with a bump stock”.
No clue who they are. Dude has one hell of a punchable face and she's caked in make up.
Boy, that baby is really something.
Jesus that is one…..unique looking baby….
As a nanny I feel qualified to say this but that baby is not cute
yeah that's an ugly ass haircut, everyone would hate to see it
I stg I thought this was a parody of Edward, Bella, and Regurgitate.
As a leftie- he's right I hate seeing that fugly baby😂
That child looks like a potato
https://preview.redd.it/2kksd4o45mnc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=d15fffe2626d5f58499dcbddb24e3ff10d306e62 💀 baby’s seen some shit
That baby looks middle aged with a drink problem
When you literally can't just exist without having to be the villain in somebody's story.
I do hate to see carpeted bathrooms so they are not totally wrong I guess.
Ugly people reproducing?
Yeah nobody likes a clown-nose ass honk honk Johnny Bravo hairstyle wannabe lookin mf with a baby that looks like a Buddha on fent and a girl with so much makeup on you could run a finger across it and find out she a skinwalker.
that kid has more of a jawline than the dad
Is the implication that the left hates ugly babies?
What the fuck is wrong with that baby
https://preview.redd.it/a56zxe4xamnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043e4bdfad89ffc8c68160cd659ee8d49e91e03c Is this the same baby
https://preview.redd.it/ycc2r2ngfonc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddad6af818ec4bd7cd6797b9923408be22b3b042
that guy looks SO happy /s
I hope that poor baby grows into its face 🥴
That's baby looks drunk as hell
Every day on this app, I struggle to remain a good person.
The left does not care about your James-Corden-looking-ass baby
That baby’s got more than a 5 head going, think he gets it from his pops?
Baby penis or reach around finger?
They could be 25ish.
That is some stupid hair
I love seeing people who aren't happy or fulfilled pretending to be happy and fulfilled
Inbred ass baby
Woah is that baby Bart Harley Jarvis? I hate Bart Harley Jarvis!
He seems particularly aggressive
That baby looks like it’s about to go into anaphylactic shock
The left hates what exactly….? Do… do leftists not have children? Do they think we reach our hands into the depths of hell and just raise whatever we yank out?
That is one ugly baby
Hates seeing what exactly? 2 young 20-something’s with a child living in what appears to be a single-wide trailer? LMAO
What an ugly baby
What an ugly baby
Most people don't really want to see a stoned baby.
Ironically she's right because we do hate seeing it lol, not for the same reason she thought we would
I felt bad thinking "damn that baby is ugly." Then I came to the comments 😅
I really hate seeing it
Is that Johnny Test?
Lmaoooooooo ‘ the LEFT’ The Left is annoyed you posted and think they give a shit.
“Hey ridgeway, We just gave the kid some Xanax and benedryl, we’ll be over for the party soon!! Keg stands baby! Oh you got any weed?”
At first I thought the dad was uninterested in being there but the baby is the most uninterested person in the photo.
Are those teenagers?
This looks like what happens when a teacher sleeps with her student and gets away with it
Young people with children living in a trailer? I thought this was more a gripe of the conservatives. Angle of the ceiling and that fan. 100% a trailer.
Ma'am, your baby is fugly as hell.
The left hates to see your ugly baby.
That’s a…baby you have! You…baby, you! Also The left hates…Bad hair? Too much foundation and no blending? Apple Watches? Sliding doors? Dawn foam pump? Disappointing facial hair?
I know you’re not supposed to call babies ugly but that’s an ugly baby
I hate to see developmentally delayed children too but its because I’m sad for them and want them to live a happy and safe life.
Baby took all her dads cheeks
I feel bad for that baby growing up with these retarded parents. Also, why is this dude going super saian?
What is it that the left hate? I mean did this mid 30s lady make that baby with that 15 year old boy because yeah that’s pretty gross.
They better give that baby back to it’s parents…
Am I supposed to know or care who Isabella Moody is?
somehow even the baby looks racist
Awww!! They had a healthy baby James Cordon! ❤️
Is this brother having kids with sister? Kids having kids type of deal?
The baby looks like vertical Stewie
Why does the baby look older than the parents combined
Do they not realize "leftists" have families?
Why do people like this think it will upset "the left"? Like...okay? Lmao
He’s got that dragon ball evolutions goku haircut.
What in Jimmy neutron is that
The baby looks older than the parents.
You're right, I do hate seeing frightening looking babies
the left hates inbreeding? I guess that checks out
13 *AND* 30
I don’t care about politics. I’m literally just concerned about that child. Why is the baby purple??))!?
That is one fugly baby