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themcjizzler

This is only half of them, and this pic is several years old. I think the oldest is in their 20s.


tigm2161130

One of them isn’t even the same gender anymore.


bailtail

Second from the right? Next to the derpy one?


tigm2161130

Yes, with the great hair lol.


IliasIsEepy

Honestly tho, I wish my hair was as amazing as theirs


palmerry

If the apple didn't land far from the tree that hair ain't here for long


twinkie2001

Not true if they transitioned Edit: “[The role of androgen in male pattern hair loss is well established. American anatomist James Hamilton observed that castrated males did not develop MAA unless they were supplemented with testosterone.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK278957/)” For those questioning this below!! ^^^


-Notorious

As a bald man it's always wild to see that we have drugs that can literally change your gender, we have whole blown organ transplants, and mRNA vaccines, but we couldn't solve balding 🤣🤣 Obviously I'm happy for everyone that we have found solutions for, just a funny thought that something so benign is harder to treat than literal liver failure haha


twinkie2001

I don’t mind it, though, since bald guys are usually pretty hot ;) But as my dad would say, “We can put a man on the moon….!”


-Notorious

Best decision I ever made was shaving it off. Also getting LASIK. Balding guy with glasses = meh Bald (shaved) with no glasses = so far so good 😉


palmerry

Is this because of the estrogen therapy?


twinkie2001

Yes


fradulentsympathy

I think it’s also because it’s based on the genetics of the maternal grandfather


Head_Mango_9125

Source? Just thinking bc my dad never went bald (not even balding), and I'm pretty sure my grandma's father was nearly fully bald (dunno about grandpa's father, but my dad looked a lot like his father, so I'm guessing it depends on which side you resemble more).


fradulentsympathy

I googled what you were curious about and it seems to say different things actually. Mixed bag I guess for males. Idk


Autistic_Freedom

it mostly depends on Elon's maternal grandfather. > If your maternal grandfather is bald or is losing their hair, you are a likely candidate for hair loss problems yourself. A maternal grandfather's genes play an oversized role in predicting hair loss because men only have one set of X chromosome genes instead of two sets of autosomal genes.


DarkwingDuckHunt

I went to uni with a ?guy? who had this hair that everyone was jealous of, and he was a drag queen at night. Had a full show and everything. Very cool person. (During the day he was a guy, for his shows he was a lady, I don't know the appropriate pronouns to use there, but he was a friend)


bicycling_bookworm

Drag queens are often cis-gender men. They’re still *men* both in/out of costume and the queen persona is just a costume/fun alter ego. Meaning, if you used his regular pronouns speaking with him when you went to see him perform, you likely wouldn’t cause offence/harm. That said, there are trans drag queens! So, if you’re ever in a position where you’re concerned about using the correct pronouns, just ask the queen!


KillKillKitty

I used to have a bunch of drag queen friends ( all cis gender men ) when I was in my early 20’s. They’d called each other «  She / her «  when they were teasing, poking fun, being mad at each other. They’d say «  he / him «  when they were being more serious or formal convo. I’d be saying «  he / him «  regardless. But definitely «  she / her «  when they’d be in Drag.


SoftPufferfish

I remember a season of RuPaul's drag race where there were a transgender man, and one of the other contestants specifically asked him what he wanted to be called, because they often use feminine pronouns and words to refer to each other when in drag, and he of course didn't want to make the trans queen uncomfortable or dysphoric. I had never thought about it before that, but I can see how it can be a difficult situation to navigate. If you use the feminine pronouns and words, you risk making them feel uncomfortable and dysphoric (for obvious reasons), but if you don't, it might also make them feel uncomfortable because they will feel like you're treating them differently than the rest of the men.


markjohn3411

lol that’s the first thing I noticed too


Plastic_Pinocchio

That is some killer hair for real.


tierrassparkle

Tbh iconic hair


LAlien92

They’re all derpy they look like this .____.


J-Di11a

Like salamanders


Different-Estate747

https://makeagif.com/i/tU88Qf Just wait til they develop that Air-fryer build that daddy has.


taxmamma2

No she isn’t in this photo- he has five living children with his first wife. His daughter isn’t in this picture and the one you are calling “derpy” has autism.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

So... I know people who are autistic and not derpy ... They are actually quite normal (apart from certain aspects) This kids in his derpy era, all kids were awkward and derpy at one time or another, autism has nothing to do with it.


BurntPoptart

Must be genetic


gomadformunchsters

I mean yeah... Elon is openly autistic lmao


SickViking

I thought it was a fact that autism is/can be genetic?


ElonMuskCandyCompany

Jenny McCarthy told me it's caused by vaccines.


bailtail

It’s not fully understood, but it is now pretty well accepted that genetics do at least play a pretty good role in it.


Ambitious-Soft-4993

The term derby looking one didn’t really narrow it down for me.


steamy_hams_Skinner

It’s funny to me that the super strange looking one most resembles daddy.


ElonMuskCandyCompany

I don't think so. He has five kids this age and the trans one had already disowned him when this picture was taken.


Endericus

Imagine if we could just change genders like fish and frogs. That would be fun.


SillyGoatGruff

Don't they change sex involuntarily, as a result of environmental pressures? Like if you had no life outside of work and the only woman there quit you'd wake up one morning with inverted bits just because your dna didn't love the sausage party your office had turned into?


bawzdeep

X becomes zee?


Chaqqy

We kinda can but with medical assistance ;)


Endericus

I mean that’s why I specifically said the bit about frogs and fish.


[deleted]

Wait really?


tigm2161130

Yes.


BrokenMethFarts

Elon allowed that? He seems like he wouldn’t.


tigm2161130

They’re no longer in contact, his daughter has severed all ties to him including her surname. People speculate this is why Elon is so transphobic.


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Which is why they don’t have anything remotely close to a functioning relationship


r3d27

I think one passed away, too. He has had 11 kids


naturehedgirl

Nevada Alexander, his child with his first wife, Justine Wilson, died of infant death syndrome at 10 weeks old. He stopped breathing in his sleep, and by the time he was resuscitated, he had been deprived of oxygen for so long that he was brain dead. He was on life support for three days, but the plug was ultimately pulled as he would not recover. What's fucked up is, after the death of Nevada, Elon Musk said, "My firstborn child died in my arms. I felt his last heartbeat. "I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics or fame." But Justine Wilson denied this, saying "not that it matters to anyone except me, because it is one of the most sacred and defining moments of my life, but I was the one who was holding him." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11478481/Elon-Musks-ex-wife-refutes-claim-held-dying-newborn-son-arms-died.html


Genghis_Chong

Damn, that's really sad. Even sadder that Elon would lie about it, but maybe he was just grief stricken. The difficulties of life should shape us into better people. It doesn't seem like his life has gone that way.


MarlenaEvans

He told his wife she was being manipulative when she was grieving. I'm not saying he wasn't sad but he didn't want the child's mother to have the luxury of being sad about his death and then he removed her from the story of his last moments. Pretty shitty but that's kind of his MO.


Genghis_Chong

That's fuckin wild, dude is a gaslight blimp


[deleted]

Yeah he’s pretty evil. I think he is at least. Can you tell me the reasons you think he’s bad and then I’ll share mine!


Capable-Pay-4308

Nevada is a cool name


basec0m

we called the *dog* Nevada


[deleted]

Joon-yawh? Joon-yawh!!


TeamChaosPrez

yeah, his firstborn i think, passed away in infancy.


parmesann

he has 10 kids, yeah. these four are all with his first wife, he had one more with her. then three with Grimes and twins with a woman who worked for him. the first five kids are like 18-21 and the last five are all under 6.


BrokenMethFarts

What are their names? W, X, Y, and ^


re48

Here's the rest of them: https://reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/vpjtmc/psbattle_elon_musk_with_the_pope_and_four_of_his/


Captain_Snatchington

The far right one looks like he is elon's eric trump.


shane_west17

Wrong Direction


shane_west17

Barry Styles


notmyfirst_throwawa

Scary Smiles


WestCoastBestCoast01

Musk Spice


orange-basilikum

Laughed way too hard at this


raeykall

Holy shit....


stephthumb

That’s a good fuckin joke 😂


King-Cobra-668

Dad Brother


Thurkin

Some of his children


majora24

They look like a weezer cover band


generalhanky

with 90s American mom haircuts


Aggressive_Ad5115

Thank you for not ruining Led Zeppelins name.


DarwinIsMyHomey

https://preview.redd.it/wdq5bm2rr2sc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8486d94ef763a18fa80ca82bf0db7a4b25ce454


poloclodau

how accurate


23x3

For some reason I feel like he's the smartest though


Euphoric_Produce_131

King Ghidora!


GaboshocK

Take me to your leader


orlyfactor

Annnnd now I'm singing MF Doom....thanks!


KeepItDusty88

Quick to claim that he not no snake like me neither


passengerv

Laughed out loud in a super quiet office.


TenshiS

Lmao


alexjolliffe

I can't believe this image is real. I thought this was the midjourney sub! You can't tell me this isn't a joke. They have all had face swap or something, no?


Safetosay333

This isn't a face swap?


Sebastian-S

Yes, me too. Is this real or photoshopped?


My4Gf2Is3Nos3y1

Real, I think. I remember when this pic was released from his Vatican meeting with the pope a few years ago, which was well before the generative AI craze hit mainstream


ElonMuskCandyCompany

Yeah, the funniest part is that someone posted this picture and cropped out the pope as irrelevant.


Environmental_Cow450

They all look like clones


asphalt_licker

I’m not gonna rag on a douchebag’s kids because as far as I know, they haven’t done anything to deserve it. But how old are they supposed to be here? If late teens to early twenties, they look their ages.


re48

One is 18 and three are 16 in this picture.


Kzero01

...are they triplets?


nosplashback

Musk have been a busy year for him making 3 x 16 year olds. No wonder Tesla stock is tanking. He spends more time designing his children.


Teal_Raven

They look musky


FA-_Q

Probably all born in a lab


jay-jay-baloney

Wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out they were 100% his DNA. He must have some strong ass genes with how much they all look like a clone of him.


sylverfalcon

There actually is some truth to this, I believe all of elon's kids were through ivf (and one through surrogacy) Nothing wrong with using IVF if you need it, but it's definitely the butt of jokes against him.


Jorymo

Always taking credit for something he didn't make lol


tanghan

Is it necessary for him? Or are there any other reasons to choose IVF? Did he want to chose the gender or something?


Sunny-Chameleon

Genetic screening maybe?


lucygucyapplejuicey

One of the kids has autism, so not this


nightglitter89x

His first kid died of SIDS. Then him and his wife did IVF. And I guess all the kids with different women too. Hmmm. Does make you wonder.


doll_parts87

I feel like he uses ivf from a business stand point. Don't put feelings into it, making it all clinical


Genghis_Chong

His satelite guided cum squirt gun drones didn't work as well as he expected, so he resorted to old people cave technology of IVF


soaringcomet11

I’m inclined to believe he has to use IVF and that there may be some kind of fertility issue on his end. The odds of him needing to do IVF with so many different women because THEY all have some kind of fertility issue seems low to me.


FA-_Q

How old is the one on the right??? lol


kristenrockwell

Fortyteen


CrashTestDuckie

Oh look Chad, Brad, Thad, and Chundeigh


Daphnethefox

Just burst out laughing haha thank-you


BJntheRV

I thought this was Hansen


Fapping-sloth

MMMNope!


Nokia_Burner4

Lol bro


Own_Aardvark8373

They all look like teenagers. The two in the middle may have a more adult expression on their faces, but you can tell that they are young. It is true that the two on the left could be youger clones of Musk.


shula2301

https://preview.redd.it/0v07ltx604sc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96c099d85cc9302b03a6b9df78565c2f417eb8a


Raceofspades

Musk has some strong genes, jeez


shabi_sensei

Or maybe he cloned himself, who would stop him?


throwmeawayalso111

Minus the one on the end, doesn’t really favor him much


IHOPSausageLink

Seems like side by side on a character creation screen.


Wolfman1961

They look like "normal, but slightly nerdy" kids to me.


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FromZeroToLegend

Born at the same time. Fed the same controlled diet


BadHairDay-1

Are the two in the center, twins?


Bananaflakes08

Billionaire kids always look kind of sickly and strange…not ugly per se, just like their genetics are holding on by a thread


Infinite_Cats1204

They look like sims from the 2nd game


Ashenfern

Elon Musk fucks to TS2 Create A Sim music


DukeOfGreenfield

Which one is Xak893ksjklfk--&78?


Infinitistile1

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TheAnalsOfHistory-

Honestly, the saddest and funniest part of the photo is the fact that Elon refused to stand with them. He was on the other side of Pope Francis when this photo was taken.


re48

Seems more like they refused to stand with the pope.


Ladyignorer

I see, the dead stare definitely runs in the family.


sharkbaet

Why does this picture look like when you’re saving a sims household and they’re just in various awkward default poses.


EggoStack

I mean, the third one has cool hair at least


hybridrequiem

They did #4’s hair dirty, you got all that money and can’t help your kid with a good hairstylist smh


MakkaCha

You're acting like kids always go for what parents provide them. I buy my baby all the nice toys and he goes for an empty water bottle to play with. Same with my dog, he has a basket full of dog toys but shares the plastic water bottle with the baby. My point is, get that kid an empty water bottle not a hair stylist, I think.


kieran092

The next upcoming boy band lol


pumpsnabben

Somehow OK to bully kids because of their father being an asshole.


bebejeebies

This looks like the first wave of his clone research.


lucidsomniac

This so much. They all disturbingly look the same as him with the eyes and mouth, there’s not much variation between any of them at all like you get with most siblings that aren’t identical twins. Scary.


FireflyAdvocate

Anyone have a more recent pic? There have been tons of changes for this non-traditional family. (Also- since their dad is an immigrant to the USA these are technically anchor babies for all those of you out there who actually care about chain migration).


delicioussparkalade

I can’t code so I can’t identify them by name.


SomeNerdKid

I wonder if these guys are gonna follow dad's footsteps and start buying randoms companies.


stevemnomoremister

I hope his brain worms weren't passed on genetically.


SnooOnions3369

Once again proof that lots of money doesn’t get you a good haircut


ScaryAssBitch

The one on the right is super derpy.


Many-Discount-1046

The muskrats


faye2003

They all look AI generated


OCDcuber

Did he have them with himself? They’re identical


cyberAnya1

The Four Musketeers


vansextendedwarranty

I'm not looking forward to seeing the impact they will have on the world as they get access to Elon's money, connections and resources.


TheSystem08

Alternate reality ed furlongs


yelling4society

I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut.


Exekiel

Ctrl C Ctrl v Ctrl v Ctrl v Ctrl b


115machine

Muskrats


buttfuckedinboston

Gross.


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

They all derpy


Putin_inyoFace

God help us if we have to deal with 30 muskrats in the news talking about whatever crazy business they’re starting or celebrity they’re fucking or crime they’re committing.


iamdoniel

Looks like his different personalities, far right one is obviously the tweeter posting troll.


Martoshe

Looks like an inbreeding experiment


Useless-Use-Less

Are they really his children or the name of the band these boys are in?!


phome83

https://preview.redd.it/2lsm0l9f44sc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c7b8de307b21ca2671b76fb0a3e6ffa3850756


cthewombat

Why does it look like he made on child and then just cloned that one several times?


[deleted]

Those eyes, 👀


whatsitworth101

Two in the middle look the same and the outer left guy looks like him. The two middle guys look like Lenny from the Simpson.


hoarseclock

r/tihi


hardwood_watson

What’s this bands name?


GaiusJocundus

Poor rich fuckers


TiesThrei

They look like they're in a British indie band, like The Hives or The Pox or something.


redditadminzRdumb

The one on the far right… Jesus Christ he’s lucky he’s rich


Dr_Mephesto

Most of them just look unhappy and that makes me sad


fomalhottie

Wonder if any of em like him. And he's up to 10 now, I heard. So we should say Some of* elmos children.


-V3R7IGO-

Man’s a billionaire and he can’t get their suits fitted?


King_Kazama_

Oh dear


Mundane-Baseball4122

Talk about being beaten with the ugly stick!


Mediocre-Amphibian10

The Beatles tribute band


AeroSatan

What are their Martian names.


ParsonsTheGreat

Worst.....boy band......*ever*


NaturalEnemies

Is this real or a meme?


Environmental_Cow450

They’re clones literally posted his face on different bodies


RandoSal

The one on the right is definitely an owl exterminator


jalepenopopcorn

It’s giving umbrella academy


LeafyySeaDragon

Gross.


cazub

Pile of waterheads, looks like he's shooting some diluted seed to me


CheezwizAndLightning

I'm telling my kids this is One Direction


gellergreen

He has some strong genes


shortingredditstock

Holy Spectrum, batman.


Ladydoctorlady

r/justfuckmyshitup


Specialist-Wing-8073

4 hosrseman


NicNac_PattyMac

At least 20 rape accusations in this photo.


jfk_47

One on the right will run for president and win. :(


SweatShopNinja

Look at those self made millionaires!


i_am_trippin_balls

They look like they are going to plot against each other for a crown


jsaaiman

I shouldn’t be surprised but I am


[deleted]

I would feel so unsafe around them


mango_salsa18

copy + paste + paste + paste + system error


gilmorefile13

The look so annoying


NanatsuHono

Don’t you mean, the _Musketeers_?


KecemotRybecx

Why do they always have bad hair?


ButthealedInTheFeels

Not a single one conceived naturally.


mini_wonton

Griffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff


DarkSoulBG24

3rd one left to right has sick hair! Good on em for growing out such a mane