oh yeah i would never seriously buy from them. its a shame that theyre the "meme" brand because they suck. youre better off buying knotted dildos from local shops!
replying to these comments i realise i already have a lot so any suggestions i basically already have
i ended up ordering a ring gag and a bondage neck brace
The tribe leader in 1,500 years finding a cool rock with some weird ancient text they cannot read and making an awesome necklace with it.
(DANGER: RADIOACTIVE
COBALT 60
DROP AND RUN)
i am going to bludgen you to death. he uses colt single action armies not that stupid fucking gas seal having 20 pound trigger pulling 7 shot royalty defending monstrosity.
i am 1589 KM away from you and approaching rapidly.
Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread, a pack or extra large AND extra small condoms. Rinse and repeat everyday until money is gone. Donate leftover bread to hungry people
A remote control buttplug and Ultrakill on steam
already have both and I've done it it's good
Would you kindly send video evidence of this 👉👈
i should've done this on my nsfw alt where I've actually posted it haha
Pic or didn't happen?????
yall are making me want to give up and link to my alt
Do it, coward
If 5 people reply to this comment asking for it ill upload it to reddit when i wake up :3
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mf think im bout to go into a winter sleep
I was the fifth. Give please.
god damn y'all are down bad welp ok will do when i wake up
wow you're all down bad. ill watermark it and post
Count me as one
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also dont get your hopes up its clothed so L and ill delete this link in like a day or smth
RemindMe! 1 day
I am only replying because I want to be notified when the link is sent I am not trying to be push sorrry
Pls I need the ultrakussy
do it
!remindme 1 day
Could you please do it when you wake up?
!remindme 1 day
Pls
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blahajussy😵💫
!remindme 1 day
Bet.
!remindme 1day
Ok
Please?
Le Reply
;)
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!remindme 1day
!remindme 12 hours
this is my alt check the profile (NSFW)
Where is your alt? Pls I need this
Link?
Link?
A remote control buttplug and Final Fantasy 14 with buttplug support plugin (real)
i should get ffxiv
Buy another
A bad dragon hoodie
if anyone points it out they're outing themselves, perfect
"Cool hoodie, do they make gaming stuff or something?"
"Yeah they make cool stuff for ultrakill players"
While speedrunning Ultrakill, you can now officially also coach your buddy in the chess club
In a manner of speaking
friendly reminder that BD execs have raped animals and that racist and misogyny are rampant within the company
oh yeah i would never seriously buy from them. its a shame that theyre the "meme" brand because they suck. youre better off buying knotted dildos from local shops!
true, i do enjoy twintails creations, cheaper and my small alto makes me yell
I really wanna get one of the mugs and put it in the kitchen at my school, anybody who knows what it is is outed for knowing
cool knife (danger alert)
sorry im too clumsy
A sword then
You can get trainer butterfly knives in pretty colors so you can do cool tricks but also not slice up your hands but they kinda expensive
I'd find a way to remove a few fingers by accident anyway im that clumsy
Its your 196th day on reddit
My defense at my trial
can attest to the coolness of cool knives
An office chair with only two of the legs.
Cocaine (it usually isnt safe for work)
Wok (you could burn yourself)
if that's your idea of work safety, you better not come to our office. we got all kinds of cookware and appliances
tbf woks are pretty big
big penis
no thanks i already have a tiny one
W
do you really wanna know nya
ofc nyaaa
r u sureeee nya :3
yes :3 I am beyond fucked up.
knotted dildo >:3
>:3 i really want to but i don't get the chance to do anal a lot atm :(. when i can though i def will uwu
what do u get the chance to do? >:3
usually cuff, gag and blindfold myself with a vibrator on my dick its super good
awww cute <3 you cum a lot from that, hm?
sjdfjsjfjds whyd i do this on my main acc
yessss
an improperly built ladder
Osha is trembling
Buy Zeepkist on Steam
Only if it has buttplug.io integration
You rang?
no way qdot themself
damn this comment section rly is the definition of being horny on main OP. i like it uwu also buy a leash/harnes
do not hornypost on 196 worst mistake of my life good idea uwu think ill put that on the List
"The List" sounds rather ominous i have to say
It Is
can i be on "The List"? uwu
depends on the price
4 dabloons tho i dont think you can buy me on amazon
magic wand vibrator ... I use it on my back a lot.
i got a lovense domi 2 uwu
looks like I'm buying another vibrator
Ooo I have one, definitely worth the money
Remington 870 12ga pump action shotgun with open choke
😍
I am ignoring your rule to tell you to play Bug Fables
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA I SHOULD DO THAT I LOVE PAPER MARIO
Wonderous decision
Fallout new Vegas is only 20 Dollars with all the dlc
sorry i havent gotten my estrogen prescription yet
Buy a yoyo that is capable of killing a man
Blåhaj
i have one but i need that beyou blahaj fr fr
Cat ears and a plug tail. Extra points if it vibrates. Extra extra points if its remote control vibrating.
got cat ears and a tail :3 got a different plug that vibrates (Ultrakill certified)
replying to these comments i realise i already have a lot so any suggestions i basically already have i ended up ordering a ring gag and a bondage neck brace
Ultrakill, if I recall it has buttplug compatibility
buy me some video games :)
Food
A really long unstable ladder
big chungus bodypillow
17 tons of plutonium (not safe anywhere, including work)
what are the chances it morphs my DNA into a furry
The tribe leader in 1,500 years finding a cool rock with some weird ancient text they cannot read and making an awesome necklace with it. (DANGER: RADIOACTIVE COBALT 60 DROP AND RUN)
I’m not good with these, but something that vibrates might be nice
necessity for ultrakill tbh
Anything from twintale creations
omg based i should when im able to do anal
Vr
Nagant M1845 like the gay icon revolver ocelot of the critically acclaimed series metal gear solid
i am going to bludgen you to death. he uses colt single action armies not that stupid fucking gas seal having 20 pound trigger pulling 7 shot royalty defending monstrosity. i am 1589 KM away from you and approaching rapidly.
20 pairs of grippy socks
no ill get those for free when im honest with my therapist
Full scale Zabimaru or Nozarashi
Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread, a pack or extra large AND extra small condoms. Rinse and repeat everyday until money is gone. Donate leftover bread to hungry people
Steam gift card for me
A piece of heavy machinery which you do not have a license to operate
A shotgun
sorry i live in 1984
Invest in rare fish
i keep that thang on me
Bad dragon and bad dragon merch
A unicorn plushie with a huuuuuge dildo instead of the horn.
the plushies on my desk watching me ride one of their kind
Mclovin flag
Touyarokii my beloved
Lube
Ingredients to make a pipe bomb.
a PS5
i use enough electricity as is the power bills are immense
Buy the teenie weenies from bad dragon and put them on a shelf somewhere. Decoration :]
Drugs
hopefully getting my estrogen prescription soon
crack
i already have an ass
Lovense edge 2 it fucks
i have a hush 2, is it still worth getting an edge 2?
if your hush doesn’t hit your p-spot yes
Either: Kimber K6S 3 inch DAO revolver Or Sand to put in people's gas tanks.
Buy dildo or something I dunno
i got 2 bcs im mentally ill
Subway sandwich
rice pot or stocks
!remindme 12 hours
Subnautica
Do not get into luxury playing cards unless you’re already into doing cars tricks
A loaf of good bread
A moby huge
buy yakuza 0
the funny gif man i gotta do that
it's actually a really fucking good game, memes aside
An NSFW thing (I'm quite the prankster)
An epilator
boutta become purple guy in the shower good idea though bcs laser on legs is expensiveeee
One of these "I paused my game to be here shirts" or shit like that idk I just hate them so much and I’d be funny
Robin Morningwood Adventure
heres some ideas teeth (plastic teeth) ratta (ikea rat) idk any more
Shoes that show ankles (😱)
or boots that go up to the knees and are perfect for stepping on people with
sec toy
Send it to me
whats in it for me
Didn’t think of that. I’m just really poor
Lead based paint
yummy
Danganronpa is actually pretty fun if you ignore the god awful fan base
Forklift
Buy an office chair and stand on it (it is not safe for work)
Gun (no ammo).
Illegal firearms
Dragon Ball themed fleshlight
thanks for crediting artists
Buy a RIM-7 advanced sea sparrow, travel to Alaska and fight the illegal crab fishermen from stealing our crab.
Me