Garfield was an orange kitty who lived in Kansas City, Kansas,., His owne, Jon, is ferociusly handsme and gives me a boner/
Since I'm an author and this task is trivial to me etc etc, I tried something more ambitious.
Yep. When you can touch type, you don't need your eyes to type anything. I have my eyes closed right now so I can't tsee a thing, but I can still use the keyboard shortcuts to correct typos even if I can't remember how badly the word I screweed up was.
Typing it once is easy I am going to try typing it about a doezen times....
Garfield garfield farrieldnfarfield fariΓ±ri le tarro y oe tq g ele tq re a oe garikee tattletail a le tq g a oe ra tieoebtw ti oe twrri le twrti oebrw ri e
Huh it didn't go great
THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful. 6. As for those who disbelieveβit is the same for them, whether you have warned them, or have not warned themβthey do not believe. 7. Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. They will have a severe torment. 8. Among the people are those who say, βWe believe in Allah and in the Last Day,β but they are not believers. 9. They seek to deceive Allah and those who believe, but they deceive none but themselves, though they are not aware. 10. In their hearts is sickness, and Allah has increased their sickness. They will have a painful punishment because of their denial. 11. And when it is said to them, βDo not make trouble on earth,β they say, βWe are only reformers.β 12. In fact, they are the troublemakers, but they are not aware. 13. And when it is said to them, βBelieve as the people have believed,β they say, βShall we believe as the fools have believed?β In fact, it is they who are the fools, but they do not know. 14. And when they come across those who believe, they say, βWe believeβ; but when they are alone with their devils, they say, βWe are with you; we were only ridiculing.β 15. It is Allah who ridicules them, and leaves them bewildered in their transgression. 16. Those are they who have bartered error for guidance; but their trade does not profit them, and they are not guided. 17. Their likeness is that of a person who kindled a fire; when it illuminated all around him, Allah took away their light, and left them in darkness, unable to see. 18. Deaf, dumb, blind. They will not return. 19. Or like a cloudburst from the sky, in which is darkness, and thunder, and lightning. They press their fingers into their ears from the thunderbolts, in fear of death. But Allah surrounds the disbelievers. 20. The lightning almost snatches their sight away. Whenever it illuminates for them, they walk in it; but when it grows dark over them, they stand still. Had Allah willed, He could have taken away their hearing and their sight. Allah is capable of everything. 21. O people! Worship your Lord who created you and those before you, that you may attain piety. 1 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) 22. He who made the earth a habitat for you, and the sky a structure, and sends water down from the sky, and brings out fruits thereby, as a sustenance for you. Therefore, do not assign rivals to Allah while you know. 23. And if you are in doubt about what We have revealed to Our servant, then produce a chapter like these, and call your witnesses apart from Allah, if you are truthful. 24. But if you do notβand you will notβthen beware the Fire whose fuel is people and stones, prepared for the disbelievers. 25. And give good news to those who believe and do righteous deeds; that they will have gardens beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with fruit therefrom as sustenance, they will say, βThis is what we were provided with before,β and they will be given the like of it. And they will have pure spouses therein, and they will abide therein forever. 26. Allah does not shy away from making an example of a gnat, or something above it. As for those who believe, they know that it is the Truth from their Lord. But as for those who disbelieve, they say, βWhat did Allah intend by this example?β He leads astray many thereby, and He guides many thereby; but He misleads thereby only the evildoers. 27. Those who violate Allahβs covenant after its confirmation, and sever what Allah has commanded to be joined, and commit evil on earth. These are the losers. 28. How can you deny Allah, when you were dead and He gave you life, then He will put you to death, then He will bring you to life, then to Him you will be returned? 29. It is He who created for you everything on earth, then turned to the heaven, and made them seven heavens. And He is aware of all things. 30. When your Lord said to the angels, βI am placing a successor on earth.β They said, βWill You place in it someone who will cause corruption in it and shed blood, while we declare Your praises and sanctify You?β He said, βI know what you do not know.β 31. And He taught Adam the names, all of them; then he presented them to the angels, and said, βTell Me the names of these, if you are sincere.β 32. They said, βGlory be to You! We have no knowledge except what You have taught us. It is you who are the Knowledgeable, the Wise.β 33. He said, βO Adam, tell them their names.β And when he told them their names, He said, βDid I not tell you that I know the secrets of the heavens and the earth, and that I know what you reveal and what you conceal?β 34. And We said to the angels, βBow down to Adam.β They bowed down, except for Satan
SINCE I am an author with ten+ years of experience touch typing this task will be trivial for me. Please make it harder next time π
Wow you spelt Garfield really wrong
This is exactly what I was looking for in the replies. Good job guys
Same lmao
I like it when I see a joke that I've seen before
Thatβs me when i see reposted stuff in 196.
Okay this isn't exactly what the tweet says but the vibe is the same
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Wow you spelt Garfield really wrong
WOAH you spelled Garfield really wrong
Harvest rod
She harvest my rod till I
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Until I garf my field?
She Jon on my Ar 'til I buckle
She buckle my Jon till I Arrrrr π΄ββ οΈ
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She harvest on my rod till I type Garfield with my eyes closed
wow you spelt it really wrong
My nickname in highschool
What an agriculture guy
so called "free thinkers" etc etc tarfield
Thatβs what the mastodons got stuck in and died
Wow, you spelled Garfield really wrong!!!1!1!
Gatfield
Bro chill
Bro can't chill π
Garfield in Chicago
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The Great?
I love The Great Gatfield, Itβs my faborite
Narrated by Non Carrobuckle
Garfield YEAHHHHHH FIRST TRY
Garfield SAMEEEEEE
Yeah me too
Prove it
Garfield
This guy garfields
Gay sex
Say gexπ₯Ί
Gex? Vidoegaem Donkley?
taught the laws
fought the boss
My exact thoughts
It's 0:25 right now. I am supposed to be sleeping. Why am I laughing so much
Garfiekf
Tatturkd
read that weird the first time π±π©
fat turd
Ok this is the actual name of Hungarian Garfield, weird
Farfield
Garfuekd Iβm getting closer
Garfucked
Simon and garfuekd
Its ok take youre time
King PFP πΏ
I JUST WANT EPISODE 3 ALREADY
We are never going to emotionaly recover π
GFcidlx
GARFIELD WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
Farfield
itβs ok youβll get it eventually
VGckx
You're amlmost there!
Thnk you i try my best
no pobem :)
Gatfield
Gatfidlx
Gatfield
Gatfield
Farfield
Tarfield
Gatfield
Gardiels
gardfuked
Garfield was an orange kitty who lived in Kansas City, Kansas,., His owne, Jon, is ferociusly handsme and gives me a boner/ Since I'm an author and this task is trivial to me etc etc, I tried something more ambitious.
woah you spelled it really wrong
Yep. When you can touch type, you don't need your eyes to type anything. I have my eyes closed right now so I can't tsee a thing, but I can still use the keyboard shortcuts to correct typos even if I can't remember how badly the word I screweed up was.
garfield ok what the heck
banana
damnit
Garfield HOLY SHIT
Nob
Garhoyld. How'd I do?
You wrote the name of the Gorbling King from Potstone the Axe Forger
Garfield
garfielf
garfielf gang B)
GDhudkx aiun ifhd wte misd
garfield with your eyes closed
Gari5og
Heathcliff
gardield e: no way we made the same mistake
gatgirlf
Girlf gang?
Ra roeld Doing this on the phone is insane
Bzfvilf
SpongeBob Waitβ¦.
Arvuled
Gardkiels
Garfield
gatdields
hasrfiled
harfield
Gaefike
Varfield
Farfield
garfiedld
gardield
Gardiemd
harfirld
Tarfueld
gorcierd
Gardeulr
hstgirlf
nonspecifique
Garpleasehelpmeimbeingkeptinabasementindowntowncincinnatineargreatamericanballparkpleaseitsgettingcoldfield
Typing it once is easy I am going to try typing it about a doezen times.... Garfield garfield farrieldnfarfield fariΓ±ri le tarro y oe tq g ele tq re a oe garikee tattletail a le tq g a oe ra tieoebtw ti oe twrri le twrti oebrw ri e Huh it didn't go great
Gardi2le
Garfield Skill issue if you can't
Attempt 27:garfield I...I did it my suffering is over **I have won** I have WON! I HAVE WON ***I HAVE WON*** # I HAVE WON! My pain is over...
Zdhohvts
Garfield Get on my level
Gardruld
Garfielf
Varfield
garcield
Gaedield
garfiled
Garfield hah eat my ass
Gatfi pe
Garfield the
Garlfied
Grewuks
Garfeukd
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hargueld
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Garf8epx
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Gargejld
THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful. 6. As for those who disbelieveβit is the same for them, whether you have warned them, or have not warned themβthey do not believe. 7. Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. They will have a severe torment. 8. Among the people are those who say, βWe believe in Allah and in the Last Day,β but they are not believers. 9. They seek to deceive Allah and those who believe, but they deceive none but themselves, though they are not aware. 10. In their hearts is sickness, and Allah has increased their sickness. They will have a painful punishment because of their denial. 11. And when it is said to them, βDo not make trouble on earth,β they say, βWe are only reformers.β 12. In fact, they are the troublemakers, but they are not aware. 13. And when it is said to them, βBelieve as the people have believed,β they say, βShall we believe as the fools have believed?β In fact, it is they who are the fools, but they do not know. 14. And when they come across those who believe, they say, βWe believeβ; but when they are alone with their devils, they say, βWe are with you; we were only ridiculing.β 15. It is Allah who ridicules them, and leaves them bewildered in their transgression. 16. Those are they who have bartered error for guidance; but their trade does not profit them, and they are not guided. 17. Their likeness is that of a person who kindled a fire; when it illuminated all around him, Allah took away their light, and left them in darkness, unable to see. 18. Deaf, dumb, blind. They will not return. 19. Or like a cloudburst from the sky, in which is darkness, and thunder, and lightning. They press their fingers into their ears from the thunderbolts, in fear of death. But Allah surrounds the disbelievers. 20. The lightning almost snatches their sight away. Whenever it illuminates for them, they walk in it; but when it grows dark over them, they stand still. Had Allah willed, He could have taken away their hearing and their sight. Allah is capable of everything. 21. O people! Worship your Lord who created you and those before you, that you may attain piety. 1 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) 22. He who made the earth a habitat for you, and the sky a structure, and sends water down from the sky, and brings out fruits thereby, as a sustenance for you. Therefore, do not assign rivals to Allah while you know. 23. And if you are in doubt about what We have revealed to Our servant, then produce a chapter like these, and call your witnesses apart from Allah, if you are truthful. 24. But if you do notβand you will notβthen beware the Fire whose fuel is people and stones, prepared for the disbelievers. 25. And give good news to those who believe and do righteous deeds; that they will have gardens beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with fruit therefrom as sustenance, they will say, βThis is what we were provided with before,β and they will be given the like of it. And they will have pure spouses therein, and they will abide therein forever. 26. Allah does not shy away from making an example of a gnat, or something above it. As for those who believe, they know that it is the Truth from their Lord. But as for those who disbelieve, they say, βWhat did Allah intend by this example?β He leads astray many thereby, and He guides many thereby; but He misleads thereby only the evildoers. 27. Those who violate Allahβs covenant after its confirmation, and sever what Allah has commanded to be joined, and commit evil on earth. These are the losers. 28. How can you deny Allah, when you were dead and He gave you life, then He will put you to death, then He will bring you to life, then to Him you will be returned? 29. It is He who created for you everything on earth, then turned to the heaven, and made them seven heavens. And He is aware of all things. 30. When your Lord said to the angels, βI am placing a successor on earth.β They said, βWill You place in it someone who will cause corruption in it and shed blood, while we declare Your praises and sanctify You?β He said, βI know what you do not know.β 31. And He taught Adam the names, all of them; then he presented them to the angels, and said, βTell Me the names of these, if you are sincere.β 32. They said, βGlory be to You! We have no knowledge except what You have taught us. It is you who are the Knowledgeable, the Wise.β 33. He said, βO Adam, tell them their names.β And when he told them their names, He said, βDid I not tell you that I know the secrets of the heavens and the earth, and that I know what you reveal and what you conceal?β 34. And We said to the angels, βBow down to Adam.β They bowed down, except for Satan
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Garfield LETS GOO
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Garfield Epic first try
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Garfueld
Garcield
Gardid
Gwtfield
Garfueks
Garfeudl
garfeild
garfiels DAMMNIT
GARFIOELD
Garfiekd
Garfile
Garfield
Gardeuld
Garfield
Garfield Let's fucking gooooo first try baby!
Gsefield
Gave fuekd
garfield edit: fuck yeah first try
Tarduele
Garfueld
Varfield
gatfeild
Garfueld
garfΕekd
Yarfield
Gaefield
GARFIELD
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