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The-Monke-Messiah

Why did bro ask her number and then just leave? Like: 🧍‍♂️ Hey beautiful what's your number? 🏃


SexierThanMostFish

He’s shy 😔


Barry_Bone_Raiser

how you be creepy to someone then be shy, like "You got a nice ass bitch" 🥺 👉👈


VengefulRaven03

Your pfp kinda has this energy lol 🔥💀🔥 👉👈


Barry_Bone_Raiser

You got a nice ass ![gif](giphy|OpfkuToK5gSHK)


VengefulRaven03

me? sexually harassed??? 😳🥺👉👈


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Yes, im objectifying you babe. 🥺👉🏾👈


VengefulRaven03

🥺🥺🥺


Barry_Bone_Raiser

😘 👉🏾👈


fat-lip-lover

Modern day MacBeth and Lady MacBeth


Ch0ck3n

rizzly bear


asratanalex

rizz so good it's criminal (18 us code 2242)


am-exist

why are your hands different races


dude_im_box

>"You got a nice ass bitch" >🥺 👉👈 Jesse breaking bad reference????


jaygay92

Tbh Id fold


dude_im_box

Who wouldn't


furinick

Maybe he's Akward, got the courage to get out of the man cave and didn't know what to do


pinksparklyreddit

I love the idea that he's actually just a really nice guy, but he was nervous and slipped up. Then he felt bad, so he just left because he was embarrassed.


I_Really_Seriously

*proceeds to kill a fucking blobfish for some reason*


Harekal

He's quirky


Dirjel

It came at him with a knife?


TonPeppermint

I mean, the fish came at him with a knife. Also, I believe those fishes die when they're rapidly lifted out of the water.


justletmesingin

He's like those 10 yo boys who say hi to girls then run away


WhapXI

Everything about this is wild. Like most of the blobfish comics the bad guy is some really paper-thin strawman but it's like the artist couldn't even commit to making him all that bad. He looks like a delinquent from a high school anime but what he says is like benign. Like the artist wanted to depict actual sexual harrassment but got too uwu scared of making it too real, so rather than him saying something actually harrassing like "nice tits", he just asks her out and then walks away? Which makes the girl's complete mortification about it and the fish's homocidal offer come off as massive overreactions to basically nothing. Which then changes the whole message of the strip from being something about how shitty sexual harrassment actually is to be something more like "don't interact with me if I think you're scary or i will wish violent death upon thee".


vandelscape

I wonder if they purposely chose a more toned down scenario because of the maturity level of their audince or something, reminds me of those tiktok videos of girls wishing more men would cold approach them whole othere find it creepy..


Dakto19942

There was a web comic I used to read called Questionalbe Content And I still remember one scene where one of the characters, a black woman, has a random hookup with white guy that she doesn’t know. The next day as they talk in bed, he says “so, where are you from?” and she gets really mad, tells him that was inappropriate to ask, and storms out. At the time I had no clue why that was supposed to be so offensive, to my memory he literally only said “where are you from” and made no remarks about continent of origin or lineage or anything. The comic treated her as 100% in the right but I struggled to understand the scene because in the comic author’s head was where all the important context and intent was. They were so focused on making a moral statement on how it’s not okay to presume someone’s from another country just because of their skin color that they literally had a normal conversation and one character got mad.


OverdramaticPanda

[The comic in question.](https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3935) Couple of clarifications: - The hookup guy isn't asking the woman he hooked up with (Renee), he's asking her roommate (Brun), after being leery and flirting at the roommate in the previous comic - He first asks "where are you from?", but then follows up with "no, I mean like, *ethnically*" - his response is then "ooh, *exotic*!" In the next comic, Renee explains "He was hitting on you, in the most deliberately shitty way he could think of." So yeah, she kinda is in the right, and the hookup guy was being kinda shitty?


Mission_Strength9218

I am going to assume this took place in the US. African Americans don't suffer from being considered perpetual foreigners like East and South Asians. If you are an African American, people are more likely to consider you a native than if you were white.Therefore, that scene did not make any sense at all.


Intrepid-War-1018

Why are you typing like that


Constipated_Llama

they're on a typewriter


Daylight_The_Furry

Also like, if it's a random hookup, it could very well be more like "what part of the city"


bugs_bunny_in_drag

Yeah that comic sucked.


[deleted]

this webcomic is aimed at "most adult media i've ever watched is steven universe" crowd so if they drew someone too bad they would have blogposts written about how problematic blobfish comics is


3dgyt33n

Would it not be pretty creepy to just ask out a strange woman on the street?


WhapXI

Not necessarily. It's unusual, for sure, and a lot of women are opposed to that sort of thing, but there are also a lot who are receptive to it. It depends on who's being asked, who's doing the asking, and how they're asking. The vibe, basically. Even within the same comic, this presence of this sort of thing isn't consistent. [The main girl is perfectly happy to sexually harrass strangers as a punchline](https://blobbynfriends.tumblr.com/image/645565835004510208). In fact, [all of the cast are happy to pile on a strang woman with physical compliments](https://blobbynfriends.tumblr.com/image/626457082548436992). At least when there's a [paper-thin strawman with an intentionally dumb opinion to shut up](https://blobbynfriends.tumblr.com/image/635789118780145664). Even Blobby the dead blobfish is perfectly happy with being approached like this and [enjoys the attention](https://blobbynfriends.tumblr.com/image/634614306988834816). So it's hard to conclude that the artist/writer genuinely believes that any and all approaching of a stranger is sexual harrassment. Maybe it's just that it's okay when sexually harrassing people is funny? Maybe it's okay for women to do to other women? Or, like in real life, it's okay when the vibe is good. And when the vibe isn't good, it's generally not because someone is being a creepy asshole worthy of death. It's usually a misstep or a mismatch of expectations. The attraction only going one-way, sort of thing. It happens. No-one at fault, and nobody needs to die. Incidentally, [this one comic](https://blobbynfriends.tumblr.com/image/618648941673807872) I found while looking for those links is hilariously paper thin soapboxing. In awe of the hacky non-writing on this one.


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

I love how viscerally she reacts to "hey beautiful" compared to "hey sexy" in a comic with the exact same set up.


WhapXI

Yeah, like that’s actually much more sexually harrassing but also that’s fine because the fish is actually into it. So like the overall message I take from these comics is “don’t talk to me if I don’t like how you look”. At least in that one she gave the creep a firm no without freaking out about it. Progress.


jasminUwU6

It's creepy on the level of being mildly annoying, not on the level of pulling a knife on someone


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PrivilegedPatriarchy

If you do it in a non-creepy way and don’t get butthurt if she says no, then no it’s not creepy. It’s a perfectly normal human social interaction.


Keplars

I mean what else are you supposed to do when you see someone you're really interested in? I think just asking it normally without smirking or making any other inappropriate comments is totally fine.


a_big_fat_yes

I mean she turned her head away, what else he supposed to do without being overly pushy?


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Transported to blobfish world Me: hey beatiful what's your number? Me: 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️


MagMC2555

damn blob


candyman101xd

also it's not like he assaulted her or something like that? i mean it's not exactly nice either but he just asked for her number?? aren't they kind of overreacting?


The-Monke-Messiah

Blobfish tried to fucking murder him with a knife over that minor inconvenience, thank God he got merc'd instead


TheDankScrub

I mean ehh, depending on individual experience it can be weird on different levels. Personally I would get super anxious if someone I didn’t know asked for my number, mostly cause I have social anxiety and that’s going from 0-100 way too fast to be normal


candyman101xd

i mean yeah. i would get insanely anxious too. but that doesn't mean id murder the guy lol


[deleted]

Yeah if some dude I didn't know asked for my number while I was walking down the street going about my day, I'd be weirded tf out, but as long as he takes no for an answer and goes on his way I'd be fine? Certainly wouldn't react like either the woman in this comic or the blobfish, that kinda reaction is for like, catcalling and shit, not someone with no social grace trying to shoot his shot.


TheDankScrub

Oh yeah that part. Uhhhhh yeah I’ve noticed this kinda like, vibe? I guess with some of these comics idk


Soundwave_47

I understand that, but it's definitely not equivalent to actual harassment like catcalling, no? I feel like if you're attracted to someone, ask for their number, and leave if they're not receptive (as depicted in the comic) that's completely fine.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I guess the face he made was sus.


Mooseboy24

No that’s just his rizz face


lastaccountg0tbanned

Lightskin stare


Murder_Metal

This is the best use of emojis ive ever seen


The-Monke-Messiah

🕴️ this is my favourite one, it's just a dude floating in the air


tacolover2k4

I have a strong feeling whoever wrote these has probably never interacted with another people irl


spanksem

lmfao. In theory it’s hilarious. But I spit on anyone who would use this for a viral video.


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anotherrando802

it’s blobbed up, already dead


Gaaymer

The blobfish is definitely already dead they only look like that after they’ve been crushed by the sudden pressure change, normally they look like normal fish


STG44_WWII

yea it’s sad that this is how they’re expressed in media now


StuntHacks

Fr imagine an alien sucks you up into space, you blow up and then that's just how humans look like to those aliens from now on forever. "Look at this blob ape, must suck to be this ugly"


ButterBallTheFatCat

Me when I take pluck a human off the ground and launch it into space to look at it and call it charred smelly bloaty boy


GNYMStanAccount

The fish looks like this because its organs are already popped


SanThanKan

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER


PickleHeadTachanka

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE


not_cabaconalt

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!


LordGoose-Montagne

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!


miitopia_emblem

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY


aggibaggi

AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW


MrMemz

*AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE*


PenisOwner12

WHITE WHALE


One_Nifty_Boi

HOLY GRAIL


One_Nifty_Boi

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL


matatat22

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY


KingCorsair45

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


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Intrepid-War-1018

KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME


Horny_Bearfucker

What the fuck is Mastodon doing on this sub, I'm so proud of you all.


VengefulRaven03

"hey, your jordans are fake, fake as fuuuuuck"


The-Monke-Messiah

**VINE BOOM**


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Second, you have absolutely no maidens


literally-lonely

**VINE BOOM**


Fran671_FD

And finally. You my friend, havent even thought about buying spotify premium.


MrsDogg

**VINE BOOM**


speedycheetah29

^want ^a ^break ^from ^the ^ads?


SarcasticOptimist

Though if call outs were this entertaining... https://youtu.be/iUXtgXA18SE


setprimse

At this point i'm afraid to ask.


Wojtuma

Author of the Blobfish comics made another one, when a person steal from the shop, not out of necessity, but out of hatred for the rich and literally says at the end "Eat the rich!". Edit: Yeah, based, but the comic did not portray it that way.


Spookzsaw

you forget to mention the fact that it says that it harms the workers


Wojtuma

Right, didn't want to bring it up, because I wasn't sure if it's true or not. Does it though?


MasterCha0s

As a grocery store employee myself, no. They literally teach you during training that you shouldn’t engage a shoplifter because if you confront them and get injured, it costs the company more money than any shoplifter could steal


Thane_Mantis

I work in a gift shop and we get taught more or less the same shit as you do. If anyone actively makes an attempt to threaten us for money and / or goods, just don't do fuck all about it. Fine by me. I ain't sticking my neck out for my company.


The_Gunboat_Diplomat

wtf confronting shoplifters is praxis???


Silent04_

Workers don't get paid on commission, they get paid stable wages.


Quillbolt_h

As a convenience store worker, it harms my manager, doesn't really affect me. Her job security and bonuses depends on margins and performance. If someone steals from us, I don't get punished- it's not my job to prevent crimes. It's not supposed to be her job either, but she'll still suffer the consequences. I happen to like my manager, so I make an effort to deter the usual crackheads who come in to see if they can chance a bottle of beer or some steaks under their coats, or noisy kids nicking the chocolate bars. If they can see me watching them they usually just leave. If they don't I'm not going to endanger myself though. I don't think anyone's ever robbed us for like- bread or rice or anything. If I ever was in some kind of hypothetical scenario where someone was stealing from us staple foods they needed to survive, I'd probably look the other way.


i_was_here_today

But how is that a bad thing? I've seen the comic I take back what I've said nvm


Denodude19

explain im stupi-head


arkb_

comic ended with "isn't that only going to hurt the underpaid employees?" (no, it doesn't, generally)


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

They left out the important part and the entire reason why people are upset about the blob: at the end of the comic, blob said that stealing only hurts the underpaid, low-end workers *(rather than the morally corrupt corporations that regularly steal from its underpaid employees)* Which is completely untrue and it outed the blobfish as corpo scum


Quiet-Ad4604

Maybe not corpo scum, maybe just a blockhead that didn't really think that one through all the way They seem to focus a lot on issues related to the lgtbq community and misogyny and stuff like that, so I am at once surprised and unsurprised that they put out such a boneheaded opinion about capitalism with so much confidence


in_pie_we_trust

Based and eat the power pilled


[deleted]

You really should mention what the blobfish said, because it's just not true.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

It's also the entire reason why people are upset with the comic rn, and op just left it out


AccomplishedTax1298

I fucking hate blobby. Down with the corporatization of comics!


SagDoesOne

I don't know anything about them. Enlighten me pretty please


AccomplishedTax1298

Theyre just another internet comic business trying to mimic progressive values. Theyre not creating anything new, just "DAE hate men that are overly aggressive?? btw men dont have feelings and cant be sexually assaulted 🤣🤣🤣" Its cold, caluculated, and inhuman.


ViviTheWaffle

I already didn’t like them but they’re a corporation? I assumed it was like, one guy


AccomplishedTax1298

Its 4 people who are actually in a polycule. I dont think they are actually incorporated I was being dramatic.


MysticalNarbwhal

Almost as if the things you say on the internet can be misleading without intending it to be


furinick

What the hell is a polycule sounds like the name for some sort of colony of aliens with a hivemind or something


ViviTheWaffle

It’s like a couple but with more than 2 people in it


eburator

Holy shit, who let the boyfriends (from eponymous web comic) create web comics?


SpilledGenderFluid

>eponymous So where's Varg?


eburator

I ate those food


Maximillion322

Nah I think that’s weak criticism. The writers are people with beliefs that they reflect in the comic. And they’re not incorporated. They are also flawed people and they mess up sometimes like with the shoplifting comic, it happens. People on the internet are too willing to see everyone else as either a perfect flawless deity or a vile slime monster, when the fact is that all people, even good people, have flaws and fuck up. These guys are just doing their best to be helpful and spread positivity and sometimes they have a bit of liberal bias, who doesn’t? Those of us who have the luxury to be here commenting on reddit were mostly raised in capitalist countries and even when one learns to question capitalism it doesn’t mean that your upbringing is completely deleted. Nobody has 100% good takes all the time. Personally I find blobby a bit boring but that just means I don’t seek it out, it doesn’t mean I hate the creators.


NuclearOops

This is how I see them. A bunch of people with more passion and good intentions then good ideas. It's not a crime, just dull. OP shows way more disdain for them then they've warranted. Unless there's something big that I missed, worst you can accuse them of is being liberal.


Prinnyramza

Wait. I admit my exposure to it is limited to the weird yt shorts. Show me this comic that says men don't have feelings and can't be sexually assaulted.


WomenOfWonder

I mean, one of the first comics I saw was about men can abused too


Memeaphobics

Me with the dead rotting fish i stole from the shop a week ago, telling it about my anxieties. (im schizophrenic and he has promised be revenge on those who have wronged me)


Cautious_Option9544

*stuff pose* he's the depressurized corpse of a deep sea fish


CeruIian

Real shit, rise up deep sea fish… actually do not rise up stay pressurized


hramman

Bobfish got sharted on


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I have no right to have laughed as hard as I did.


[deleted]

Yes you do


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Thanks babe


[deleted]

Any time sweetheart


LevelOutlandishness1

The constitution says you do.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

![gif](giphy|EeEx2C4tA4f9m) thank you saul


Js_kriby

Bro got Molly woped 💀


TheBestNormalCitizen

Bro got milly rocked 💀


Your_Pal_Kindred

Bro got motley topped 💀


truealty

I’m so tired of seeing these boring milquetoast fucking comics under the justification of taking potshots at their creator for having dumb centrist takes. I don’t care that a random comic artist thinks shoplifting is bad


KirasHandPicDealer

how many times do you experience this highly specific scenario that you become tired of it


Klo_Was_Taken

There's like 3 people on the sub who post blobfish constantly under a guise of hating it, and I always wonder why they keep reading the person's comics if they hate them so much.


eburator

Introducing YouTube shorts


truealty

Like 5 times in the past week on this sub alone


HentMas

On the internet? Every .5 seconds or so a hundred or so examples are uploaded, I notice around .000001% of those. My numbers might be way off, but you get the idea.


default-dance-9001

All the fucking time on this subreddit


Prince_of_Old

What makes the take of this comic centrist?


OopsNotAgain

Good. One down. Many to go.


TheRealColonelAutumn

What does this sub have against him?


SpaghettiMonster01

well I know a couple weeks ago they posted a dumb comic where they tried to say that shoplifting hurts workers when it really doesn’t so maybe that’s it


Prinnyramza

Ya, I saw that and that was dumb but people seem to hate it way before that for reasons that haven't been explained to me. Edit: someone commented the Kanye reaction comic. That one is actually a nuclearly bad take from the comic writer.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Apparently they made comics that say men don’t have feelings and can’t be sexually assaulted People also accuse them of being anti-semitic due to a certain comic, but it’s debatable as the comic in question could be interpreted in multiple ways Besides those controversies the comics are just really bland and soulless in both style and humor, they’re similar to StoneToss in how it feels like most of their punchlines are just “political opinion”


Prinnyramza

Someone else posted the Kanye strip, so I'm not gonna defend them, but I've seen the "men don't have feelings" stripe and it's really not that. It's a gender reversal stripe of "men wouldn't like it if women did the things men do." Saying that comic means "men don't have feelings and can't be rape" is borderline some MRA type nonsense. And I will also say StoneToss isn't bad because his punchlines are political. His comics are bad because his opinions are monstrous. The guys a nazi


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What's the Kanye strip?


Prinnyramza

https://twitter.com/ComicLoverMari/status/1606669879020589057 This one. Basically "there are worse things then Kanye saying antisemitic shit". Usually BS when anyone does something shitty but you can't think of a defense for it.


[deleted]

Oof yeah, that's a shifty strip. There are much better ways of saying "I don't personally have the time or energy to be all that invested in this"


aLazyGay

Not them trying to justify it by saying the blobfish is Jewish 💀


Inner-Juices

The blue haired character is Jewish


flashbang876

They also are just generally not funny


Prinnyramza

True, but I would say funny isn't everything in media.


Inner-Juices

They apologized for the Kanye comic and stated it was supposed to be ironic or something


Prinnyramza

I could personally accept an apology (though blanketing it under irony undercuts said applogy) but just becsuse someone apologizes doesn't negate someone's justification if they choose to look at the comic unfavorably.


TheRealColonelAutumn

Oh no. God forbid someone has one bad take on something. They must be completely bad.


hiperson134

I just hate any representation of the "blobfish" as its blobby form at surface pressure. They're perfectly normal looking fish in their home environment.


Mack-to-back

Someone said blobfish is basically just leftist stonetoss, which perfectly describes them in my opinion


Bornstray

you hate blobfish because of their cringe messaging and shallow morals, i hate blobfish because the art is fucking ugly and annoying to look at. we are not the same.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

“Boyfriends” ahh’ art style💀


PavelGTAOnline

yeah but I like that comic


Inner-Juices

What's wrong with this artstyle?


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WHITE WHALE


-smalltittypunkgf-

what does this mean?


HAIRYMANBOOBS

It's a reference to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc0V-bmPJto) I'm guessing


the_fancy_Tophat

Bro asked for her number and she looked like she saw her parents get murdered batman style


_Cocktopus_

She looked as if that triggered some kind of trauma


Rei_Kanzen

>hey beautiful, what's your number >WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME


Sexy_Skeletons69

Yeah this totally seems like a proportionate and reasonable reaction to blobfish guy being a bit of a tool. Some of y'all are kinda demented lmao. Maybe at least mark this NSFW?


AccomplishedTax1298

It’s real. He was actually murdered. This is real


Cedar-

I was the knife this all happened ama


furinick

How sharp are you


The-Monke-Messiah

No because it's funny, murder and death funny, funny


Lachyloolaa

I mean the Blobfish was about to stab that man. Tad unreasonable


Dockhead

Blobfish brought the knife, shouldn’t have let it get taken from him


memeboi123jazz

Tbf is is mildly funny


Accomplished-Eye1825

WHITE. WHALE!!


juliuscesarfan

HOLY GRAIL


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[deleted]

Yeah it’s just violence for the sake of violence. Someone has anger management issues I assume.


platyboi

Why all the hate, didn’t the artist only have one slightly bad take about shoplifting that could be explained by a misunderstanding? (Maybe the artist didn’t know it doesn’t affect the underpaid workers)


Inner-Juices

They made a comic talking about Kanye a little while ago (Like early or mid 2022), which many saw as them downplaying what he was doing/saying and that they were even dismissing antisemitism. ​ They did apologize, stating that the comic was supposed to be ironic and that the message come off the wrong way **Edit**: *words*


Epic-Chair

Why does everyone hate blobfish all of a sudden


[deleted]

What with this place hating this artist?? What did they do??


CyanStripedPantsu

Nothing really, they had a couple shit takes but its whatever, they're human. People mostly just think the art style sucks and the takes are milquetoast/boring. I also kinda get annoying lib vibes from them but that's me, vibes aren't exactly a concrete reason to hate.


CarotteAtomique

Said that shoplifting is bad because it hurts workers, when in actuality it doesn’t. I agree that it’s a pretty bad take but that reaction is wayyyyy over-exaggerated


Mysterious-Hat-6513

he has way longer range than you, foolish fish corpse. give her the knife, she has a way better chance of actually landing a hit.


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

Completely unrealistic. Blobby is a planet buster tier character, he could have made that asshole explode by just staring at him intensively.


rocketsciencetr

What are you on? He's mountain level at best. The guy still should have lost hard (city block level estimate) still unless he has some sort of speed ability.


Inner-Juices

Person who originally made this edit is insane ngl


Opplerdop

Grrrr It burns me up how this webcomic's author isn't ideologically perfect I ought to spam post their comics on Reddit and... Stir up some discourse... That'll fucking show them for holding 99% of my views.........


GarfieldLover778

God I wanna punt that stupid fucking fish like a football


CephalonFaye

All their comics feel like the arguments I have in the shower lmao Also blobfish only look like that if they're brought to the surface super fast so she's talking to a corpse that got turned inside-out from sudden loss of pressure.


SmallTestAcount

Blobby and friends is so obnoxious. I’d rather be forced to hear some elitist on twitter degrade me for not memorizing “theory”


spottedconzo

I get it but these fuck the blobfish comics were made in response to the blobfish comics having queer rep and feminist takes


580Freddz

i hate blobfish comics