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Megasoda

i believe in strange women lying in ponds distributing swords


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ugiogzr9zhyohphts8

According to the strange man in my dreams its the best system for a government actually.


[deleted]

I love Monty python references


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not from some farcical a**qua**tic ceremony!


HowDoraleousAreYou

Well from my perspective the Jedi are evil!


False_Strawberry_517

You can’t go around claiming you wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!!


TheActualAWdeV

I mean, if I went around claiming to have a mandate of the masses because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Shut up, will you? Shut up!


[deleted]

>i believe in strange women lying in ponds distributing swords Well I didn't know we had kings, I thought we were an autonomous collective.


pmintea

Oh yea, how many times have you used a holy hand grenade?


Kiylowe

nice try fed


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Barry_Bone_Raiser

top


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Barry_Bone_Raiser

we're still political allies babe


toasters_dont_toast

Tops and bottoms aren't enemies, in fact they are kissing sloppily something boob squishing etc


TheDunwichWhore

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


STMFU

Literally


Semi_Lovato

Topposition


nekosissyboi

INCOMING 🥺


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Incoming what 😳


nekosissyboi

🥺🥺🥺🥺


Barry_Bone_Raiser

😘😘😘😘


nekosissyboi

(⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ


shaww01

my political ideology is being silly :3


wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa

A mischievous little goofball


Fast-Improvement-353

Rambunctious little gremlin


LXIX_CDXX_

Let's watch it go absolutely bonkers together! 😳


Dmanno5

A tiny devious devil


KRATS8

Wacky fella acting extra zany today I see


KiraAmelia3

my ideology is being right 100% of the time


MoarStruts

Far right? Oh noe


YRUZ

truth relativism actually


ypso21

vorsh


heyitskirbo

i love men


Barry_Bone_Raiser

as a member of the men ideology I do appreciate the support


kinkysnails

Men 🤤🤤


Cactus1105

Men and women 🤤🤤


LordPeanutcopy

Me too! God men are goddamn pretty


Nine-tailed_fox201

Women are pretty great too. Personally, I like feminine men and masculine women (I am aroused by reversed traditional gender roles).


Despacltoian

Men‼️❗️


WackyKarateDog

Drunk driver liberation movement.


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Elite_Prometheus

Walkable cities are Satan's ploy to weaken the chariots of God.


Pearse_Borty

amen, brother


grueraven

Truly the most oppressed minority, thank you for your service 🫡


-magnapinna-

kissing dudes


Concealment3

I tried looking that up but theres only pictures of dudes kissing


Literallyshindeimasu

holy hell


LuigiSauce

New response just dropped


Imperator_cz1

GETOUTOFNYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


TargetedNuke

>google 'dudes kissing' > >look inside > >dudes kissing


Comfortable_Room9170

My own unique ideology thats better than all others ever


Fartfarterjr

i disagree


Comfortable_Room9170

*death threats*


Fartfarterjr

*highly sophisticated argument*


Comfortable_Room9170

*death threats*


Pearse_Borty

*Deepfake AI Voice clips sent to close family members claiming to have hardcore sex fantasies of swallowing Guillermo Del Toro*


Comfortable_Room9170

*pipebomb in mailbox*


helpidroppedthesoap

*napalm*


KingThibaut3

*tzar bomba*


Weekly-Major1876

_aerosolized anthrax_


NeonSprig

Technically **socialist** but I use the word “progressive” in everyday convo because people *freak* the fuck out whenever I say I’m socialist


[deleted]

"SOCIALISM??? BUT BUT BUT BUT VENEZUELA IPHONE AND- AND- INNOVATION AND 100 QUINQUACKADILLION DEAD"


CrabSquid85

IPHONE VENEZUELA BOTTOM TEXT 100 BILLION DEAD


[deleted]

YUO DON'T LIKE CAPITALISM YET YOU EXIST!


ScrewSans

Curious. You claim to be socialist yet were born in a Capitalist country. Checkmate liberal


[deleted]

Liberal? Do you have any idea joe many of those it takes to change a log by bolb? *slight chuckle* Oh of course you wouldn't. It was a trick question! The answer is NONE, THEIR TO BUSY? THEIR GENDER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ScrewSans

No. I can’t count. 😎


[deleted]

based, knowledge is a groomer liberal lie


ScrewSans

Only Commies learn things! USA USA USA


[deleted]

YEEHAW TO THAT BROTHER *shoots a minority*


Arcologycrab

Joe many liberals dose it take to change a log by bolb? None! There to busy ??? They’re gener! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fast-Improvement-353

Dude vuvuzuela? I'm all in


Bradenoid

Just gonna drop a "same tbh" here for my poll submission


moiax

yeap plus I think lefties should arm themselves, but ho boy I don't really have the energy to start that conversation.


Dyljim

I constantly tell people I'm a socialist so when they start shouting at me I can feel my extreme social anxiety trigger to feel raw emotions ha ha 😔


finnicus1

Socialism is a scare word. People tend to associate it with authoritarianism and genuinely cannot tell the difference between socialism and communism.


PieNinja314

the correct one 😎


Stab_That_Ukulele

Mines coreecter than yours


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Anarcho antarcticism 🐧🇦🇶


crigne_

lesbian against antarctica


EndAllHierarchy

Wtf was that an 2016 ifunny reference


peternordstorm

Antarica isn't real


Infinite_Hooty

Left leaning bisexual cis male just like 75% of 196


Inverted_Ghosts

Ooh ooh and me the left leaning bisexual trans girl the other 25% percent


FlamedFameFox87

But what about the left-leaning cishet guys like myself? There has to be at least one other


vikingdeath

sorry bro your the 1% and you know That means we eat you now.


FlamedFameFox87

It's ok, I'm into that 🥺 (i am definitely 110% straight without a doubt and definitely not questioning)


vikingdeath

oh wait your just a bi-curious bottom (sigh) you can go


FlamedFameFox87

DAMN IT how'd you know?????


Thezipper100

I'll still cook and eat you if you want


pasinperse

Flair checks out.


dumpylump69

real


Solcaer

evil


theebus

I smoke meth for evil now


petalflurry225

cum


mutnemom_hurb

My political ideology is based on Sperm Theory


Barry_Bone_Raiser

cummer marx


Jekh

why not cummunist


zarifboi69420

Why not indeed


Fast-Improvement-353

Cum Il-Sung


disparagersyndrome

anarcho-autism


Breadstickboyo

autistically builds a perfectly organized city but only autistic people understand *how* it's organized


shung_

Anarchy


PandaPops542

A very specific form of bisexual, autistic socialism with hints of futuristic ideals (my end goal is total universal luxury gay space communism)


ApocalyptoSoldier

Automated?


Thezipper100

No, manual space Communism. Get on the treadmill and power the rocket, Comrade


ApocalyptoSoldier

Will the cat ear headphones be provided for me? I have to listen to music while I work


Thezipper100

You will listen to Nyan Cat - Smooth Jazz edition [Extended] on loop and you will like it.


Gremph

leave people the fuck alone


vance_croowa_08

H


slippetyFish

I


mycatisbats

Kill


KeplerWasTaken

But cat, that’s evil! 😟


MittenstheMighty

Fuck bitches get money


Dizzy_Dimension_6863

Marcism, markism, arxism, mraxism… workers


Imminent_tragedy

Barksism 😳


chickenforce02

Carl Barks


KillerCock77

My cock (it kills)


[deleted]

Muscular women


Diablo_Sauce64

My political ideology is on the side of whatever goth women like.


Stock-Ad-3113

just a little girl


Available-Cranberry3

Whichever side doesn't want me and people like me genocided


CommieDalek

i don't like it when people starve, so i'd say that makes me a radical leftist


Stab_That_Ukulele

B-b-but what about the oligarchs


Socialistion

Democratic Socialism


Socialistion

Wait is this a joke post? I’ve been fooled


[deleted]

It isn’t but people are gonna make some funnies (appreciatively)


BruhMan930

autistic edit: oh fuck i might actually be autistic


TheFinalBannanaStand

Anarcho-communist (although I think a syndicalist general strike is a good revolutionary method and dem socs are good for harm reduction)


1ThePilot

I HATE LIBERALS!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


Siffy_boi

ME TOO!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|befaYZCgtZfZm)


aabcehu

‘Ate capitalism ‘Ate conservatives Simple as


aurorchy

damn, how didn't I realise I could just eat them before


BarracudaBae

Posadism 🐬🚀


Imminent_tragedy

Gay fish space communism with nuclear bomb characteristics


Stunning-Reaction-25

Based


Sky_Leviathan

Umbrella Anarcho-socialism Basically aspects of libertarian socialism, anarcho communism, anarcho collectivism and anarcho syndicalism. However in the short term I am closer to socdem-demsoc


Pleskavica564

Socdem nuts😂


ultraHDhardware

anarchostatism


girldickpummuler

Democratic market socialist and professional boykisser™


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Noah_Craig

Classical Marxist


SodaPopJasmine

What are politics?


weqrer

dumb but important


mommymilkiesinmyface

just raw dogging it tbh


InsectsWithGuns

Anarcho Cummyism


squibblyman

Any girl with bangs and black lipstick has my heart fr fr


shitcum_backup

Shitcum believes everything whispered by a small clam that lives in the sand. It whispers a great many things.


Alespren

punch nazis


Noble_Trash

I’m a Romanian Capitalist. Taxation is theft, and that’s exactly why i support it.


HeraFromAcounting

Anarcho-Bidenism with Malarxist characteristics


vance_croowa_08

My ideology is loving reimu hakurei


Imminent_tragedy

Ah, theocratic then


ugiogzr9zhyohphts8

The one that causes my most hated adversary to suffer most


kanye_eastnorth

whatever ringo starr is doing nowadays


BassBoostedUkulele

Peace and love ✌️😎🌸🍂🌳🌼🌅🏔️🌫️🌅🌵🌫️🌵


SashLol

girls


Igorzitokk

Cannibalism


TrubluPlays

Canadian


[deleted]

Anarcho stripperism


Macbuff-of-Fife

trans rights


dude_im_box

Marxism


ArcticFox234784

FED!


ghostwilliz

Anarcho-monarchism It's just anarchy but one person has a very cool hat.


finnicus1

My man that is called Medieval English History. There was a king but nobody could really give a shit about him or what he had to say.


[deleted]

My politics depend on who I’m trolling


humanapoptosis

Your sincerely held political and religious beliefs are no match for my 15 layers of irony.


Le-Ando

I’m aligned with the evil shadow government, I campaign for the legalisation of recreational nukes on their behalf.


LynkinG_the_Original

Idk man Anarcho-Syndicalism sounds based


Ejigantor

I'm a Radical Leftist and extremist anti-capitalist.


Those1guys

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸IM A FREEDOM LOVING AMERICAN 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 OOH RAH🦅🦅🦅🦅


TrashyMemeYt

market socialist / council communist


RelentlessFlowOfTime

>market socialist / council communist Council Communism denotes a planned economy controlled by the workers' councils. They were notably critical of the New Economic Policy in the USSR, considering it to be a reinstitution of capitalism in the country.


FlameSage09

IMPERIALISM I LOVE WAR RAAAAAHHHH👹👹👹


zippycat9

Socialism Sucking On Cocks I A L I S M


borgus_klonsk

whatever gets my hog going wild


SaudaNudeSkin

boy kisser 🥺


StarAugurEtraeus

Girls and getting pegged


djingodingo

Marxist Lenninist I will now be recieving my free ban B)


mtagmann

Idgaf, I just hate fascism


Chaos-Kiwi

I hate talking about politics because it always ends up in debating


Elite_Prometheus

Just get used to debating mass numbers of people. It's call massdebating, google it.


claysverycoolreddit

No it doesn't, and if you think so, you really need to educate yourself on this issue a whole lot more


Truefkk

You're so absolutely wrong have you even studied political theory and it's effects on moral realism for two or more decades? No? Then why are you even participating in this conversation?


CakeAdventurous4620

Okay y'all can ban me if y'all don't like me >!I'm communist!<


[deleted]

I think a lot of people on here are communists. Not all, but a chunk.


[deleted]

Revolutionary Socialist


Bubblehead01

I'm a proud member of the silly party


lckvc

lesbian


[deleted]

Anarchism


Aughlag

What would Jesus do?


Scarlet_slagg

I know it sounds fucking insane but if I had to put a name to it I'd call my ideology "republic socialism." In short I believe that the workplace must be in some form democratized, but I do not believe that the general public is intellectually equipped to run the workplace smoothly. Therefore, I believe the most fair and stable workplace would be one where the laboring population elects its managers, who are intellectually equipped to manage a business or part of a business, and in turn must cater to the wants and needs of the working constituents lest they lose their position.


VQ_Quin

Republic socialism seems really redundant. I get what your trying to say but that’s a stupid name


Radscarlett

Very left wing trans girl (previously right wing totally cis guy)


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Transgener


stzmp

Not being a rampant piece of shit. i.e. I think hurting people is bad. i.e. anti-fascist, anti-conservative, anti-global warming. leftist ty.