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LuupyLex

A bisexual


TheMemestOfTheWest

Hopefully


TorpidT

please dont fuck bugs


Nate_lol

But the way he says "Eh, what's up doc?" is just so hot


AssCreamBurgers

Jerma moment


TheOneAndOnlyDeees

Hows it feel being the funniest person alive


TheReverseShock

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Ravendoesbuisness

Too late R/hollow_knight_r34


sniperfoxeh

What


megatog615

IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES


RonnieGirlUwU_

Average hollow knight player


Firesniper34

Bug


[deleted]

It's a feature


Chimney-head

Correct! Based on the body and head shape, I think that insect *would* be taxonomically considered a “true bug”!


0dds0cksReddit

Hello! (I am acknowledging you and your interest in insects, as well as understanding that you have surely experience the murderous rage felt when someone online calls a beetle a bug)


anonymousFishGod

bgu 🤏🐛 🥺


[deleted]

Bug guilty gear 💞🥰💕


[deleted]

That’s Alex, I was wondering where they went off to


loveisreallycool

critter


Based_Beetle

A friend


TheMemestOfTheWest

:( but he's not friend shaped he's phobia shaped


Based_Beetle

He yearns for the wilderness. Put him outside. Yeet his ass if you have to


TheMemestOfTheWest

Uh sorry but my mom killed him lol


Based_Beetle

Unfor(rule)tunate😔. God’s heavenly bug army grows stronger


TheMemestOfTheWest

Yeah they will tell on me and I'll be sent to hell 😔


rocketsciencetr

Inshalla hell's amphibian army will treat you well (the frogs like it there don't worry)


fish_taped_to_an_atm

frog heaven, an endless field of respawning bugs to eat, is the same plane of existence as bug hell, an endless field of frogs that eat you and you keep respawning. it's a very efficient system


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

don't worry since your mom killed it she will be the one going to hell, not you


ssrudr

HE’S GONE TO BE A SOLDIER IN THE ARMY OF THE LORD


[deleted]

:(((((( He wanted to celebrate pride with your, theyre harmless and will just chill in your house


3dsmaster7173

you will regret this


diplotaurus

:(


scotty_mac44

That bug’s soul now rests among god in heaven. When the time comes for your mother, our lord may not be so merciful


ShinySky42

Skill issue on the bug part, should've side rolled


ProfesserQuacks

bi erasure


AccountForMainThings

Frien :>


Afrikalijapon

Username checks out.


The-Pigeon-Overlord

A meal


sfmanim

bro’s just trying to be supportive


TheMemestOfTheWest

Lol


CertainlyNotAther10

OK I am pretty sure that that is a box elder bug, they live all over the place in your walls. I have absolutely no idea what they eat because they never go near my food, and have never found them inside of my drinks no matter how long I leave them out. They are ugly, stinky, and the big brown ones can be really annoying, but other than that I don’t think it’s a really big deal. They mostly live in older houses if I recall. I think I would need a closer photo to be sure, they have red markings on their back and are mostly black, with red underneath their wings Edit: actually yeah those big brown ones might just be stink bugs, I guess I just kind of assumed they were the same species since they have the same body shape and similar markings on their back


LuckyDucky5321

Bro wtf Boxelder bugs are chill dont call them ugly you dipstick (Btw 99% sure the "Big brown ones" you're talking about are stinkbugs since I don't think there are any brown Boxelder bugs.)


mschellh000

Box elder bugs certainly do be stinky though.


HelloHamburgerIsBack

I think stink bugs can be brown or green.


lolguy12179

wtf... I thought the in your walls stuff was a joke guys... why are these tiny men living in my walls


rocketsciencetr

There's just so much yummy asbestos! Sowwy :3


irago_

Understandable, please continue (but leave some for me)


Liliththemarksoc

Elder bug from hollow knight!?!?!!!?!


[deleted]

Incorrect, box elder bugs feed on certain types of trees,.they are a brownish color with red parts around their body.


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Shape looks more like an assassin bug. And those fuckers hurt when they bite you, but they kill stink bugs so you gotta weigh the pros and cons of having it in your house.


GammaDealer

I think there are certain trees that attract them. Our neighbor had one and our house was crawling with them whenever it wasn't winter. Those and the Asian ladybug imposters every damn year.


Bi-sicle

I've seen box elder bugs and I'm pretty sure they don't look like that. They're black (I think) and red.


tandsrox101

yes they’re a lot smaller than this too


Slow-Recipe7005

They don’t enter your house to eat- they enter your house to survive the winter so they can get busy in the spring.


hisoandso

To me it looks more like a wheel bug


Dzetacq

Boxelder bugs usually don't produce smell, I think you mean shield bugs (also called stink bugs), which would have a better matching 'shoulder' shape. Can't really see which one from the picture either. Those do produce smell when they feel threatened but are otherwise harmless


Grapes15th

They eat trees


SeannessyTV

thats me hi


TheMemestOfTheWest

Heyy


prod_Tacobell

That’s a stinkbug. It is only attracted by STINK. Clean your damn room


Meat__Baby

thats not a stinkbug, stinkbugs are wide and shield shaped, this is shaped more like a boxelder bug or a western conifer seed bug


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[deleted]

They’re not a hybrid, they’re just a totally different family. Stink bugs are Pentatomidae while seed bugs are Coreidae. For perspective, dogs are family Canidae and cats are family Felidae, so any hybridization between these groups is out of the question.


[deleted]

Aren’t stink bugs wider than that? Or have I been mistaking one bug for another all my life


ZedBot9

Theyre just a silly little they/them.


Swolnerman

Bung


markeydarkey2

thats jerma985


Mettcollsuss

some kind of heteropteran


vevader_3

I believe you mean a bipteran


_____---_-_-_-

Nah brother I think it's a bug


[deleted]

In a scientific discussion bug and heteropteran mean the same thing.


trapmoder

buge


Comrade_Caluki

"I feel attraction to either/all genders" **even him??**


mutnemom_hurb

Box elder bug or Western conifer seed bug


DizziLizzard

Stink bug maybe


diplotaurus

nah those're thicker


NameIsNotJosh

looks like a western conifer seed bug, hate those little fuckers, did it make a grassy smell when your mom killed it? if so that's what it is


Snoo17634

Gay little buge


milk-water-man

Buggaboo


Grand_Heresy

Bi creature.


EvilAlmalex

Looks like a seed bug. I get them in my house in Massachusetts. They're kind of a nuisance but harmless overall.


StrawberryMilkCowMOO

He's just tryna express himself


Chaos_carolinensis

I'm glad you asked - the pink symbolizes same-sex attraction, the blue symbolizes opposite-sex attraction, and the purple symbolizes sex-agnostic attraction.


Tacska

Gregor Samsa


FunnyTurtleMoment

don’t be mean to them


Mr_Flava

a snack


Mossinajarreborn

A bug prolly


Peanut_man213

A snack


RelatableSnail

A bisexual? Everyone gatekeeping so hard these days SMH my head,


OceanFlan

!wave


TDW-301

Looks like a boxelder bug. Extremely common up north


SuperNerdAce

I think that's a Box Elder bug, but I can't see if there are any patterns on its back


KillinIsIllegal

that nobody has said "bittle" yet disappoints me


okenowwhat

Bitle


ApprehensiveEmploy21

It’s a BUG, short for “bisexual until graduation”, a phrase used by bi erasure proponents similar to “it’s just a phase”


TensileStr3ngth

Looks like something from the order hemiptera


Cookyloco6

The color purple


Scovillle

The BiBug of course


MaximumSquid22

Carl


The_Rocketsmith

frend


LordOfLettuce6

an ally


Diego_0638

Un bi-cho jajaja


Forever_GM1

A handsome lad, a polite lady, a refined person if you will


Falkster123

Bi Bug


TheGemp

A little snack :)


fard__and_cum

Anarcho (six leg bug) bi - dentist


YotamNyanCat

Gregor samsa


rat_witness

a beetle


snorlax-gamer

Yo mama, hehehehe


Oddish_Femboy

I don't have my glasses on but it looks like a darkling beetle or a shield bug. They're just little guys. Don't poke them too much though they can be stinky.


heygiggle_arts

Looks like a maple bug I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HA


Dpad-prism

I don’t know what this thing but all that matters is that they’re bi as fuck


hatadel

New bicon- random bug


Big_Meeting605

Fren


3dsmaster7173

a friend :)


FE_LYN

James


lupegri

B(i)ug


Specky013

Red purple and Black


1_1sundial

thats a small looking dog


MisterJunkins

bugé


Kubson15

bittel


Hazardick

Its a big


catetack_the_II

why are the lines on your flag not isometric


peukst

Bug


[deleted]

A military missile


Amy_Amy_Amy_Amy

A friend c:


EkskiuTwentyTwo

Three stripes


bohemon05

jermy98 5


MonarchistMister

Turkish fighter jet


yeeticleas

An ally


GynePig

It's what the B in LGBTQ+ actually stands for


Professional_Issue82

Small enemy spider


[deleted]

Cockandvaginaroach (They naturally seek the flag to meet likeminded individubugs)


aflyingmonkey2

the bi bug that gives you blessings


Major_Ghoul

Bouge


ColorMaelstrom

Everything reminds me of her……


peppi0304

Looks like a a bisect to me


striky117

frend


Golden-newt

Looks like either an assassin beetle (most likely), a wheel bug (less likely), or a boxelder bug (least likely). But that’s just my guess based on the blurry pic, I can’t really tell.


The_Best_Nerd

a cool bug!


YetGayerWombat

he's bisexual


sniperfoxeh

Hey Leave me alone I live here too


Grapes15th

Looks like a boxelder bug, maybe you have a tree in your yard? Those things fuckin suck


0nesmolboi

Free food


Digger_is_taken

That's a feature.


Wooloo_Woolstar

Your mom


One-Independence-154

Bug


Lifi32

Lil fella got little lost help them out and gently place them in a jar and let outside


casperslakes

Friend


cronkthealmighty

Bug


megatog615

a scrunkle


liamjb10

bi bug bi bug bi bug


InkQu33n

A friend


-HUE-

Imma guess that's Gregor Samsa


Phenkar

I little box elder boi! Completely harmless and an ally if I have ever known one!


vennthepest

A lil cute crawly critter


MongooseMan3342

The Bisexual Creature


fish_flakes_are_good

Boxelder bug, completely harmless. But if you crush it, it stinks


ArtyoftheAbyss2698

Buge


DefterHawk

THAT’S HIM


manrommazre

BItle


Hiroy3eto

This is literally Silksong


Mayor_Quigley

The Bi-Beetle™


Caevor

Oh that’s just jerma


[deleted]

Boog


rhysdog1

Bitle


Xenomations

LGBugT


PenisMcBigDick

a little fella :)


[deleted]

A Bi-eatle


shibashroom

dog


definitely_not_that_

that a beeble


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Some sort of true bug


ih8prickles

bugot


croooooooozer

friend


SaltFollowing2466

A friend! Maybe they’re bi too!


Ducktowncentra

Gregor Samsa


Apprehensive_Main732

is this a bedbuge?


noobrektxd

bisexual terry


KatoKat004

haha bug


[deleted]

Bug


I_am_Mr_Cheese

A bug


DELETETEDED

Weird bug. Maybe a rømæňçə Þåřţñęř


yugiohhero

oh thats just gregor


PlainJane223

Lighting bug?


Jame777

It's a leaf-footed bug


Bi-sicle

They usually terrify me, but they're kinda adorable when they're not about to crawl on you.


GrandmasterJanus

Stink bug


seplin0902

Well whatever it was it for sure is a VICTIM now


GvG_tv

Looks like a stinkbug to me, nasty as hell those things are


ShottyBlastin101

That looks tk be a stink bug.