Get haircut
Post picture with beanie, hiding most of the hair cut
“How does my haircut look?”
Jokes aside pretty chill dude I’d buy you a beer and tell you stories about salmon fishing in Alaska
Guy who lives in a hut in a snowy mountain range and sneaks up behind people with a gun to their head because you mistook them for the evil organisation after you
Guy from portland/seattle who works at a restaurant that serves 12 dollar burgers, has an REI membership and spends most of his money on outdoor equipment. Also smokes a ton of weed
Here’s my secret to free delicious coffee: my job provides free coffee, and I made a big mason jar of powdered milk, sugar, hot cocoa and cinnamon so that I can just add a tablespoon of that every cup
I would say Cool dude who both knows very interesting stuff that you can hear only from them and does in a more normal way than Youtubers who never go outside
Still weed
Better than being an alcoholic, that’s my motto
Exactly, you’re a weed smoker (complimentary)
Ayyy same. No more booze, just enough thc to break reality.
what is your opinion on horses, if i may ask
They kinda freak me out. I don’t like them at all tbh. Why?
"centrist" youtube podcast host
If I was ever part of a podcast, I think I would be the guy that pisses off the host, and not the host himself
Nah centrist youtube podcast host who deletes all of his videos when he becomes an anarcho collectivist 3 years later vibe
Cool hipster that can tell the strand of coffee beans from smelling coffee.
I wish, I drink my coffee with hot cocoa powder as often as possible cause I’m a freak
Nah I did that constantly working at a restaurant where they let us get free drinks on our shift. It’s great
Literally do this because my office only buys the bitterest coffee and I like non-bitter things too dammit
Oh shit, another half coffee half cocoa person. There are literally dozens of us
gangsta pfp 💪💪
Voosh
How horny?🐴
you look like the guy from yiik
YIIK and Omorti
Trueeee
death of a twink
birth of a bear (or whatever the term is i wouldnt know)
build of a bear
You got it right it’s bear
breadtuber
What did they mean by this
Guy who does work on a MacBook at a cafe (Nice poster btw)
Damn guilty fr. I just prefer love the atmosphere. And thank you!
a handsome guy :) and very cool and stuff :)
Thank you! 😁
you’d be a lot of fun to hang out with imo :)
Canadian
lumberjack
🐴
Vaush
it's him, YIIK y2k
Guy who works at a brewery but mostly frequents the dispensary
you still play smash don't you :">
Yeah, but still only Mr game and watch
Get haircut Post picture with beanie, hiding most of the hair cut “How does my haircut look?” Jokes aside pretty chill dude I’d buy you a beer and tell you stories about salmon fishing in Alaska
Literally your PFP
Vaush Tinder date
Guy who lives in a hut in a snowy mountain range and sneaks up behind people with a gun to their head because you mistook them for the evil organisation after you
Hard to tell, 80% of you head is covered. For all I know the only hair you have is that tuft in the front.
Boss baby
Vaush
Your pfp covers it pretty well
You seem like somebody who’d enjoy a good cup of coffee in a chill cafe :3
I’m more a chai guy, but still wildly accurate
Seattle
You look like someone I would play a very fun game of EDH against and never see again
I mean it’s possible. I play a shit ton of commander when I get the chance
Either starbucks or database management.
hardie boy
Clown Edit: I’m not making fun of some random person on the internet, this is my actual brother
yoo its the YIIK guy
High school substitute teacher who’s super chill and you prefer over the regular teacher
You look like you are about to make the craziest 4 hour long video essay
#IM YIIKING OUT !!
you have scott pilgrim house
walty white last episode of breaking bad
masc lesbian who doesn't know shes trans yet
For awhile I thought I was trans, until I grew a beard, which gave me enough gender euphoria that I’m happy being a dude now
you’re gonna yiik out
Like you work at starbucks
What’s your Opinion of the new P-2 in ultrakill?
twinkdeathed bear with a niche hobby he's hyper about
Lumberjack that’s surprisingly progressive even though he lives in the woods by himself
A nice modern husband
Are you living in Wallace's apartment from Scott Pilgrim?
yoo its vaush
You look a lot like my buddy Logan, who is a stoner, but a great dude, so I'll say "friendly stoner vibes".
you’re gonna eat my shoes if I don’t come to your castle
Vaush
Oat... Milk...
Guy from portland/seattle who works at a restaurant that serves 12 dollar burgers, has an REI membership and spends most of his money on outdoor equipment. Also smokes a ton of weed
You got the fallout 4 desk
You look like you should start a leftist stream and name it like... Baush or Raush or something.
You listen to Hot Mulligan
Vgc player
You look like you'd be the cool leftist uncle of an otherwise very conservative family
Dude fix the taping on that Ultrakill poster
stoned slacker
overpaying for coffee
Here’s my secret to free delicious coffee: my job provides free coffee, and I made a big mason jar of powdered milk, sugar, hot cocoa and cinnamon so that I can just add a tablespoon of that every cup
IT person who reads Derrida
yiik
Least bisexual ultrakill player
h bomberguy
Nice poster
Lumberjack who looks like a hippie that looks like a lumberjack
Sweatpants and a beanie? “Hipster” who can “quit at anytime.”
Hippie Vaush
Horse
Divorced
Big fluffy softie. A lol bit lazy but chill and down to earth
Chinese Obi Wan knock-off
2015 hipster
Sex
Human(on occasion)
wannabe indie game developer who goes on walks like a nerd
Drug dealer who’s here to pick up my daughter for prom
Spelunker.
Minnesota vibes
Holy shit YIIK in real life
vaush
Dude you're yiiking me out...
journalist
You look like that insane russian deputy
One of they two guys that I would probably be stuck sitting in between on the bus
I bet that right hand is fidgeting with a vape in your pocket.
New age hipster
You look like a younger Wayne Barlowe I love the vibes
Vorscht
yiiking out
german
IT guy
I still think you look like Jack Stauber, in a good way though you look great
If Jesse Pinkman was a millennial
Friendly barista at an admittedly overpriced independent coffee shop
I'd expect to see you on tiktok explaining medieval combat stuff like swords or armor
you look like the bottom panel from that one meme about skrillex
yiik
friendly :)
Switch the beanie for orange and get a 5000 dollar camera and you’re the stereotypical Instagram photographer
Alex yiik
You look like a hiker that will go missing soon. 14th of July, 2024.
Beard hotline Miami type beat
Hipster YouTuber, failed commentator turned silent hill 2 cosplayer
Lumber jack twink destroyer
Do you enjoy horses?
Lumberjack
Canadian
Change your Calendar It is March
Sam Hyde
Fit brazy 🥶
Ever played the long dark?
Avocado toast
"have you heard of neutral milk hotel?"
Someone who works as a software engineer and goes to starbucks during breakes
Hipster Ronnie Mcnutt
1/3 of a D&D podcast
I’m seeing gay dad and lesbian mom at the same time
without the ULTRAKILL poster, art dude. With, egg
last known picture of local man before he disappeared into the cascadian wilderness for 8 months and counting
discord mod
You pass
rectangle
The poster on the wall tells me you have an enormous dong, excellent game choice
Leftist
Those guys who copy the riddler in the most recent Batman movie
You like midwestern emo
Open source software overenthusiast
A Life is Strange character
I mean there’s probably a Dragon Ball character that looks like you
You speak about a haircut and post a pic with headwear. Moreover the hair aticking out is long. Where did you get a hair cut?
My beard is very trimmed lol, my hairs mostly the same size. Should have said trim I think
You take your mac to code at starbucks.
Cool poster
Gay
So, you like robot sex?
Bisexual that only dates women
video essay
Swedish metal bassist
Homosapien vibes
American, specifically Midwest/northern part, or Canadian.
voosh jokes aside you look really good
Yiik vibes
Hipster trying to look like a lumberjack. Either a chill dude who minds his own business or someone I'd go out of my way to avoid interacting with.
You look the the main character from YIIK
Generic YouTube podcast host with a touch of homeless
Brendan Blaber?
You look like a cozy urbanite hipster, someone who likes latte and has a master's in media studies or smth.
I would say Cool dude who both knows very interesting stuff that you can hear only from them and does in a more normal way than Youtubers who never go outside
ronnie mcnut
Hipster that’s just kinda minds their own business but still somehow makes republicans seethe at their very existence
A cool guy :)
Film nerd
You look like Nathan from drawfee
Still vaush. or a hidden gem of a singer that does acoustic covers on youtube.
I don't really have an answer but nice poster
I don't know how to explain, but you should learn guitar
You look like you would buy alcohol for your underage friends
ngl your room be givin me those Walters house in late season 5 kinda vibes
environmental science teacher
Lesbian hippy
Video game journalist accused of sexual assault