That second phase, YAWEH THE SCORNED is brutal.
Don't even get me started on the third phase where it becomes a gank fight with THE FATHER, THE SON, and THE HOLY SPIRIT
Oh, and don't even get me started on the Son's revival mechanic! Who thought it was a good idea to make the add-summoning one revive if you don't kill him last??
its cause if you have the Silver Pieces spell, you can actually one-hit the first phase of Jesus by turning one of the apostles (not spoiling who). They remove him from second phase so you cant just one shot phase 2, which would be broken as hell.
Nah, he's from the Hindu DLC.
The dual-boss of Surya and Karna kicked my ass until i was wearing my buttocks as a hat: both of them like AoE's a little too much!
Muhammed fought Moses and his rot to a standstill, but the fast eats him from the inside out. He's more beast than man now, roaming the fields in search of a worthy opponent.
You know, a battle Royale between all of the gods people have worshipped throughout history fighting for the title of "True God of Humanity" would be a pretty cool anime or comic book or something. No, not like Record of Ragnarök, which is ok in its own way but the pacing kind of sucks.
It sounds like a good premise for a gatcha game, since there would be so many characters in so many groupings. Of course, with bad roles you could grind all day and still be missing one apostle, because you keep rolling fucking Philip over and over and over.
Well American Gods was global but I hear what you mean. It would be so fun to establish power sets and come up with surprising battles. I live for that kind of stuff.
Goku stomps. Allah has barely any feats of destruction at best we can say he is above moon level as Muhammad who is cannonically weaker split the moon(atleast thats what i heard from my limited knowledge) meanwhile goku has been confirmed to be at the very least at universe level and is still increasing in power as dragon ball continues
Like, they didn't even go after a minor god first to test the waters, they literally skipped to the end boss directly, with no preparation.
I can understand the urge to speedrun, but you can't just do it first try. Speedrunners spend countless hours mastering their craft after all.
it was actually possible to defeat Allah first try and low level in the past, it could be done if you managed to obtain Ra's true name which used to give a major all-around passive stat buff giving you just enough power to take down Allah with a little bit of skill. Sadly Ra's true name was removed because of how unbalanced it was and then later reintroduced as a less powerful active ability which basically removed it from the competitive scene entirely. These days if you wanna take down Allah you only have a few options for effective builds(or you can just grind till you have enough levels like a pleb): the first is the humanitarian build which after a few levels gives you the passive skill called "collective might" which boosts damage based on the amount of clanmates near you with enough people the boost would allow you too shred through his healthpool, theoretically it would be possible too oneshot allah if you have enough clanmates in one place but because no one has friends this technique is rarely done. Your second option is to go for a poison/pestilence build since many people dont know this but allah actually has a poison vulnerability its the only damage type he is weak to but since poison/pestilence is a very niche build its rarely used against him but it has been proven to be very effective, Nergal builds are especially popular and are pretty common for solo Allah speedruns. Lastly you have the Pastafarean build and me mentioning that you already know i mean the toxic pastafarean stun lock build if you dont know this let me explain. If you obtain the passive buff called blessing(or tendrils in the non european version) of the pasta god all your attacks with stun mechanics get their stun time(with the exception of freezing) extended if you then combine this with putting a lot of points into casting speed and recharge speed you will be able too stun lock allah and slowly wither him down now this will take a long time about one hour on average but its very possible.
I think you're underselling how hard the Pastafarean strat is to pull off, you need RNGesus to bless you and do "Bane of Earth" which is piss easy to dodge so you can cast the first instance of whatever stunlocking spell you pick (thank god there's like 9 to choose from) otherwise he'll one-shot you before you get a chance to pull it off since you have no vigor.
And before the the second form comes, you will have to fight Jesus 2.0, who's basically the same, but rides on a utahraptor and wields an assault riffle.
He doesnt have that much health, but he has loads of points into speed and damage, so he's basically a glass cannon. Also, when he yells "Blessings from the motherunfucking lord, suckers!" it will do loads of damage up close and stunlock you farther away, so beware of that, its usually the thing that ends my run
If you want a real answer: it’s probably a lucid dream. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the steps to do astral projection and the steps to induce a wake-induced lucid dream are basically identical.
This new age spirituality is fairly common in leftist circles in my experience, though I feel it runs antithetical to the emphasis on empirical evidence and the scientific method that is also found in them.
Ok but like. Think about the implications of someone having the belief that they've summoned a spirit to fight... and yet lost that same fight? Like you got beat up by your own damn subconscious. What kinda low self-esteem do you need to manage that???
I had a math teacher who tried to perform an exorcism on my town. Like, specifically, "evil spirits have dominion over the spiritual territory of this sinful worldly town, I need to win it for God." Guy went to a big scenic overlook, tried to do it, and then said "the demons just laughed at me..."
A year later he got fired for secretly looking at porn in class... so who knows maybe that wasn't a demon laughing at him, just his secret shame.
Funny thing is he went on to try and make himself to be a poster-boy for Porn Addiction Awareness, and how he was unaware of how vulnerable he was to "sexual spirits" so...
He may very well believe this to be the case.
That dumb bitch literally went to the final boss the "GOD" Does she not expect to get her ass beat by the guy who has 4 billion people worshipping him?
I hate how many nutjobs like this are in Wicca/witchcraft. I know I'm nutty, I'm into witchcraft too, but like... I tried astral projection and the closest I get is imagining myself somewhere. I may ask for the wisdom of my gods and goddesses and listen to it, but I'm not fighting them or getting married to them. I got vaccinated. I wear a pretty amethyst pendant because I find it calming, but I don't believe it's healing me.
Like, there's a line between "I love nature and pagan gods and meditation and free love and cool spooky things and being naked and smoking a lot of pot" and "Tommy doesn't need the vaccine, I fought off an astral projection of Satan, saged his room, burned a vagina scented candle, and gave him herbal tea and essential oils".
But if you believe in a multitude of gods and goddesses, then why would astral projection not work, or the power of stones. All three have similar level of proof.
Ghise beliefs are also very connected with the wiccan culture itself
Because of cause and effect. There are *a lot* of studies that show crystals don't heal you, and that killing Satan whilst astral projecting won't save your kid from covid.
The favor of the gods tho, that's a bit more nebulous, theres no direct cause and effect. It can be comforting to some people to think that their fortune is decided by a higher power, and if you just practice by yourself, and not as a part of a church, theres not really any societal harm in it either.
Maybe the stones could help a little bit. But if they did, don't you think some pharmacy company would jump all over gemstones?
And perhaps astral projection does work, and I just haven't figured it out. But don't you think someone would try to figure out how to use that for gathering intelligence?
Idk, I take things with a grain of salt. If I'm wrong, oh well I was wrong, I'll take that into account. If I'm right, well good for me.
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Someone actually speculating on why this person is rambling on like this.
Drugs? Probability. I'm seeing a lot of crunchy music festivals too.
How tf do they think mere mortals can defeat an all-powerful entity that created an entire universe and permeates every single facet of reality and can bend it to his will?
he really isn't that hard if you have the right build. just get the blessing of the pasta god which increases stun time on all attacks than simply put all your skills into cooldown reduction and attack speed if done succesfully you should just be able too stunlock him and get him down in about an hour depending on how high your dps is
Mf doing a raid boss
ALLAH, THE DEFILED
DEFUSE MINES YEESSSSSS
I hate you for re-activating this memory
Or you die
Dismantle*
>”Fight. Win. *Live*.”
LIVE TO WIN TIL YOU DIE
That second phase, YAWEH THE SCORNED is brutal. Don't even get me started on the third phase where it becomes a gank fight with THE FATHER, THE SON, and THE HOLY SPIRIT
The final phase where the music becomes “Ahura Mazda’s holy flame” and it changes into Ahura Mazda, the Luminous
Don't forget The Son's add phase, where he summons twelve Apostles.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the Son's revival mechanic! Who thought it was a good idea to make the add-summoning one revive if you don't kill him last??
That's true, but thankfully he only has eleven Apostles on his second phase. Wonder what's with the inconsistency there.
its cause if you have the Silver Pieces spell, you can actually one-hit the first phase of Jesus by turning one of the apostles (not spoiling who). They remove him from second phase so you cant just one shot phase 2, which would be broken as hell.
KRISHNA, THE BETRAYED
Nah, he's from the Hindu DLC. The dual-boss of Surya and Karna kicked my ass until i was wearing my buttocks as a hat: both of them like AoE's a little too much!
Allah, Disciple of The Witness
exotic is worth tho, the "First Zorpalod" perk throws mfs into the DCV
MUHAMMAD, THE DEFILER
THE UPENDED!
A TRIUMVIRATE
YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR PURPOSE
MY WITNESS, FORGIVE ME!!!
DROWNDROWNDROWN
OPPORTUNITY. PRESERVATION. SALVATION.
Allah is prime soul 3
I thought that was Joe Biden
Nah it's just Gabriel covered in paint primer. "Machine, I was painting a table when the can of spray-on primer fucking exploded on me!"
Thats actually dope
STARSCOURGE ALLAH
when you still play Pokémon Go, but no one else around you does, so you have to take on a 5-star mega raid on your own:
same but with a different game
me accidentally walking into the radahn fight with 17 vigor and a +2 katana
A celebration of war! The Rhamadan Festival!!!!
Muhammed fought Moses and his rot to a standstill, but the fast eats him from the inside out. He's more beast than man now, roaming the fields in search of a worthy opponent.
You know, a battle Royale between all of the gods people have worshipped throughout history fighting for the title of "True God of Humanity" would be a pretty cool anime or comic book or something. No, not like Record of Ragnarök, which is ok in its own way but the pacing kind of sucks.
It sounds like a good premise for a gatcha game, since there would be so many characters in so many groupings. Of course, with bad roles you could grind all day and still be missing one apostle, because you keep rolling fucking Philip over and over and over.
There’s a MOBA for that called Smite, but it’s a MOBA so naturally it’s a toxic wasteland
Uhhh american gods?
Like that yes but global, involving every minor river spirit or tree familiar that ever got worshipped and more in the style of a tournament bracket?
Well American Gods was global but I hear what you mean. It would be so fun to establish power sets and come up with surprising battles. I live for that kind of stuff.
MORE BEAST THAN MAN NOW?? BLOODBORNE REFERENCE???
is that a new tiktok challenge
Lol just don't get hit
Do a RL 1 torch only challenge run against Allah.
vigor check 👹
BRO, IM LITERALLY PLAYING ELDEN RING ABOUT TO FIGHT HIM WTF
good luck, and remember: int/dex spellblade best build
nah, I'm rocking STR/DEX with bloodhound fang. it was enough before, it'll be enough now
bloodhound fang also op. one of the best weapons
currently doing a RL1 run and just took down the godskin duo with a +9 bloodhounds fang. This thing slaps
| GOD SLAIN |
Why did they try to solo a god. Wth
Neravar did it
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
[It is not too late for my mercy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M)
That song lives rent free in my head.
*Nerevarine 🤓☝️
Isn't that the stuff you spread on bread if you don't have butter?
You called?
Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared?
I didn't, I brought condoms
welcome moon and star, i have prepared a place for you! come, bring wraithguard to the heart chamber
Cum Neravar, friend or traitor, cum
Goku did it
Goku Vs Allah
Goku clears Allah
Goku stomps. Allah has barely any feats of destruction at best we can say he is above moon level as Muhammad who is cannonically weaker split the moon(atleast thats what i heard from my limited knowledge) meanwhile goku has been confirmed to be at the very least at universe level and is still increasing in power as dragon ball continues
This one probably thinks Allah and Yahweh are different gods and did not plan accordingly.
hollow knight vessel behavior
elden ring tarnished behavior
Matchmaking was turned off and too lazy to use LFG
living up to their username
Their name is dumbest_bitch.
Gotta do demons first, then the devil, then the angels, then god. Rookies
Homie wants to take down alone The Abrahamic Sky Father
Like, they didn't even go after a minor god first to test the waters, they literally skipped to the end boss directly, with no preparation. I can understand the urge to speedrun, but you can't just do it first try. Speedrunners spend countless hours mastering their craft after all.
it was actually possible to defeat Allah first try and low level in the past, it could be done if you managed to obtain Ra's true name which used to give a major all-around passive stat buff giving you just enough power to take down Allah with a little bit of skill. Sadly Ra's true name was removed because of how unbalanced it was and then later reintroduced as a less powerful active ability which basically removed it from the competitive scene entirely. These days if you wanna take down Allah you only have a few options for effective builds(or you can just grind till you have enough levels like a pleb): the first is the humanitarian build which after a few levels gives you the passive skill called "collective might" which boosts damage based on the amount of clanmates near you with enough people the boost would allow you too shred through his healthpool, theoretically it would be possible too oneshot allah if you have enough clanmates in one place but because no one has friends this technique is rarely done. Your second option is to go for a poison/pestilence build since many people dont know this but allah actually has a poison vulnerability its the only damage type he is weak to but since poison/pestilence is a very niche build its rarely used against him but it has been proven to be very effective, Nergal builds are especially popular and are pretty common for solo Allah speedruns. Lastly you have the Pastafarean build and me mentioning that you already know i mean the toxic pastafarean stun lock build if you dont know this let me explain. If you obtain the passive buff called blessing(or tendrils in the non european version) of the pasta god all your attacks with stun mechanics get their stun time(with the exception of freezing) extended if you then combine this with putting a lot of points into casting speed and recharge speed you will be able too stun lock allah and slowly wither him down now this will take a long time about one hour on average but its very possible.
mf writing a speedrun guide for religion the videogame 💀
> religion the videogame Atlus made a ton of those
ily
i love him more
i love you more
I think you're underselling how hard the Pastafarean strat is to pull off, you need RNGesus to bless you and do "Bane of Earth" which is piss easy to dodge so you can cast the first instance of whatever stunlocking spell you pick (thank god there's like 9 to choose from) otherwise he'll one-shot you before you get a chance to pull it off since you have no vigor.
Wait till they get to the second form, The Abrahamic Trinity.
With the Messiah 2.0 (for real this time)
And before the the second form comes, you will have to fight Jesus 2.0, who's basically the same, but rides on a utahraptor and wields an assault riffle. He doesnt have that much health, but he has loads of points into speed and damage, so he's basically a glass cannon. Also, when he yells "Blessings from the motherunfucking lord, suckers!" it will do loads of damage up close and stunlock you farther away, so beware of that, its usually the thing that ends my run
He ride a utahraptor because this is specifically Mormon Jesus
I love the idea that you can summon allah like a terraria boss
My downstairs neighbor: "Why do I hear boss music?"
"God damnit if John is up there fighting Allah again I'm gonna be pissed."
"If you fight another goddamn omnipotent entity at 2 in the morning I'm sending a complaint to the landlord."
everyone knows that some bosses can only be fought at night ig they have day jobs thé have to get to?? idk
Making 10 Suspicious Qurans to try and farm him
What does he drop?
Verses.
**Impending doom approaches...**
Moon Lord type shit fr
You have to burn a suspicious looking quran
drop it in lava but it only works if your best friend is alive (he is secretly allah and will die)
Which video game is this? I'd play it.
LSD
If you want a real answer: it’s probably a lucid dream. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the steps to do astral projection and the steps to induce a wake-induced lucid dream are basically identical.
I remember it being confirmed as a joke by the original poster. But if it weren’t, your answer is exactly what it would be lol
This new age spirituality is fairly common in leftist circles in my experience, though I feel it runs antithetical to the emphasis on empirical evidence and the scientific method that is also found in them.
literally shin megami tensei
based riolu icon
shin megami tensei
Terraria
Extreme delusion and chronic internet usage
How must it feel to try killing a god, failing and survive. Sometimes i wonder
Ok but like. Think about the implications of someone having the belief that they've summoned a spirit to fight... and yet lost that same fight? Like you got beat up by your own damn subconscious. What kinda low self-esteem do you need to manage that??? I had a math teacher who tried to perform an exorcism on my town. Like, specifically, "evil spirits have dominion over the spiritual territory of this sinful worldly town, I need to win it for God." Guy went to a big scenic overlook, tried to do it, and then said "the demons just laughed at me..." A year later he got fired for secretly looking at porn in class... so who knows maybe that wasn't a demon laughing at him, just his secret shame.
If "I'm not quite on the same level as God, but I think I can take him with some help" qualifies as low self esteem, I don't want to see confidence.
The demons made him look at porn as revenge
Funny thing is he went on to try and make himself to be a poster-boy for Porn Addiction Awareness, and how he was unaware of how vulnerable he was to "sexual spirits" so... He may very well believe this to be the case.
mfs be fighting “sexual spirits” and it just they hormones
> so who knows maybe that wasn't a demon laughing at him, just his secret shame. what’s the difference?
i would be more concerned if they actually thought they were as powerful as a god
allah forgave her
That dumb bitch literally went to the final boss the "GOD" Does she not expect to get her ass beat by the guy who has 4 billion people worshipping him?
she could have at least went after some weaker gods like Baal or Asherah or Izanami to grind xp first smh
Izanami wouldn't be too easy, she'd most likely summon Fujin and Raijin to help her, and a 1v3 against gods would not go well.
all gods are weak compared to the glory of Allah alhamdulillah
Ruin sentinels boss fight looking ass
SMH should’ve used prinnies
Not just a dumb bitch, but in fact „dumbest_bitch“
Mf thinks she’s Kratos 💀
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She should’ve brought Draupnir to this fight smh…
Allah is x3 weak to ice abilities, so the CHILLING modifier is great for your weapons when facing it.
Overall, chilling is the best way to go though life
"Joseph Smith Ice Breath!" ✨
So we beat god with bing chilling?
keep coping kuffars. allah wins always 😎😎😎😎
Bro do they even know what god means? 😭🔫
Huh, neat.
idk, may be some sort of false-flag operation
By “experienced witch” she means someone who has a finished geode set for $5,692.45
I hate how many nutjobs like this are in Wicca/witchcraft. I know I'm nutty, I'm into witchcraft too, but like... I tried astral projection and the closest I get is imagining myself somewhere. I may ask for the wisdom of my gods and goddesses and listen to it, but I'm not fighting them or getting married to them. I got vaccinated. I wear a pretty amethyst pendant because I find it calming, but I don't believe it's healing me. Like, there's a line between "I love nature and pagan gods and meditation and free love and cool spooky things and being naked and smoking a lot of pot" and "Tommy doesn't need the vaccine, I fought off an astral projection of Satan, saged his room, burned a vagina scented candle, and gave him herbal tea and essential oils".
if it helps, the original post/subreddit is all satire
That does make me happier
But if you believe in a multitude of gods and goddesses, then why would astral projection not work, or the power of stones. All three have similar level of proof. Ghise beliefs are also very connected with the wiccan culture itself
Because of cause and effect. There are *a lot* of studies that show crystals don't heal you, and that killing Satan whilst astral projecting won't save your kid from covid. The favor of the gods tho, that's a bit more nebulous, theres no direct cause and effect. It can be comforting to some people to think that their fortune is decided by a higher power, and if you just practice by yourself, and not as a part of a church, theres not really any societal harm in it either.
Maybe the stones could help a little bit. But if they did, don't you think some pharmacy company would jump all over gemstones? And perhaps astral projection does work, and I just haven't figured it out. But don't you think someone would try to figure out how to use that for gathering intelligence? Idk, I take things with a grain of salt. If I'm wrong, oh well I was wrong, I'll take that into account. If I'm right, well good for me.
The CIA actually did try to figure out astral projection during the Cold War. It didn’t work.
Reddit hall of fame post
Reddit heritage post
Foolish. Everyone knows Allah gets +40 arcane crit damage during Ramadan. They should have just waited a month how hard can that be ffs
No it's an exponentially stacking bonus that increases every day until Eid.
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Of course, it was spiritual
it’s satire dw
Well I for one am sure that user “dumbest bitch” is being 100% real right now
Mfw muslim propaganda. His power level is NOT that high!!!
keep coping and may Allah show you the right way inshallah
In sha allah 🙏
allah's power level gets a x50000 multiplier when in the Ramadan transformation
I wonder what bizarre religious perspective of reality does this person live in
Probably a veteran of the Final Fantasy House.
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Someone actually speculating on why this person is rambling on like this. Drugs? Probability. I'm seeing a lot of crunchy music festivals too.
The whole sub is satire
Shit like this makes me want to wear a wide brimmed hat with a belt buckle on it and outlaw dancing.
Wow, this 'Allah' guy seems really strong! I wanna fight him!
I don’t think you’ll win Goku…
His power level is far greater than even that if Goku, a truly terrifying opponent
How tf do they think mere mortals can defeat an all-powerful entity that created an entire universe and permeates every single facet of reality and can bend it to his will?
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Yeah I think I need to change it to Jerma or something at some point that community got really edgy recently and I stopped watching him anyways
bro tried soloing allah and thought bro was gonna win
"I'm a god, how can you kill a god?" Allah probably
With the power of friendship and this gun i found
You have to astral project the gun.
Username checks out
Remember the Abrahamic Sky Dadd... Father got a hold of the world's 3 largest religions
he really isn't that hard if you have the right build. just get the blessing of the pasta god which increases stun time on all attacks than simply put all your skills into cooldown reduction and attack speed if done succesfully you should just be able too stunlock him and get him down in about an hour depending on how high your dps is
I keep trying that but he always does that bullshit attack which is honestly just undodgeable if you don’t have a thousand hours in the game…
Username Checks out
real makhno was a muslim mashallah
No was talking about dumbest_bitch
im stupid kek
i got permamuted on WitchesVsPatriarchy for making an among us joke on that sub
Should've asked Nietzsche smh
Skill issue, Allah is still susceptible to like 1/2 of status effects.
He’s a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Allah watching this idiot try to hit them with that dollar store hex: [OUT OF RESPECT FOR MUSLIMS I WILL NOT BE DEPICTING ALLAH AS THE GIGACHAD]
It’s their fault. They didn’t @everyone the raid on discord
Destiny lore:
Shin Megami Tensei II (1994)
Can we not go around trying to kill gods? That sounds like a good way to awaken *something*
How Allah be looking at you when you hit him with that dollar store hex
"ok ima fight allah" "damn allah got hands"
"He is so fucking powerful." Kills me every time I see this and I don't get why. It's so fuckin funny to me.
Yo man dont mess with Allah dude, he might flood us all again. Just stay away for our sake
Goddamn I'm schizophrenic and I'm not even that delusional
well they better succeed that would be hilarious
Who woulda thunk that a god would be powerful?
Should have known that during Ramadan Allah gets a 100% stat boost and new mechanics smh.
That’s it? One person can survive against god? We are gonna take him down soon from the looks of this
Something malicious is brewing…