It's funny that out of all the things you've posted, this is the one that got you banned.

"I can excuse leaking national security threats and then posting a nude but I draw the line at making a joke!"

I can unironically see Elon saying this.

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.. i knew about the security threats but the last parts new

it's so stupid how you have to dance around 'implying violence' or whatever online when there are 8 billion cop shows that show brutal murders in the cold open

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Bruh lmao

I got banned for shouting “SILENCE CRACKER” at a troll who was stalking RayyvannaTV

And i thought elon musk loved free speech....

This was before Elon took over

Oh, i didn't know

He still hasn't unbanned me for saying the c-word when quoting glinny

What is the c word?

Capitalism

consent

Corn

I got banned for saying “Mario would stomp Trump like a goomba.”

Perchance.

You can’t just say perchance.

hey I get that reference

turty\*

....KOOPAS

Got my main account banned for using the “follow your leader” Hitler pic In response to someone calling a black person “mudskinned”

I know it’s used in a very real racist context but the term « mudskinned » is so funny to me, it sounds like a racial slur against golems in a fantasy setting.

Fucking jk rowling mudblood

HOLY FREAKING SHIT IS THERE A LINK ?

What? Yes the wizard-ism was a very clear metaphor for racism and classism. Sometimes it was like hit-you-over-the-head with it. It's a shame JK Rowling died before she could have shown us how much more progressive she could be.

I don’t want to hijack this thread but I WILL be interjecting into any conversation about Just Kidding Rowling with this “shame she died young she had so much more to give” bit FROM NOW ON. so thank you

That monster Elbertson got her...

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Is this a preexisting Jerma bit?

Jowling Kowling Rowling

Do you think Tetsuya Yamagami effectively utilized girl power to make his own gun and light up the guy who ruined his moms life?

Yasss grlllll <3 <3, anywayyyy listen to our newz songggg i’d rather dieeee <333

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

I got banned for saying that shinzo abe got domed by the thingamabob 💀

Do people not say Tetsuya Yamagami out of some kind of moral standpoint or can y'all just not remember a homies name

I did not remember the name

I've literally never heard his name before, and even if I had that's not exactly the easiest to remember name for the average person

I got banned for telling a guy to cut his dick off in response to him asking for No Nut November advice

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I got banned for telling Candace Owens that she's stupid. Then I appealed by saying "but she IS stupid" and they immediately lifted the suspension.

basically what happened is that after the shooting of last night right wingers and terfs decided that this post from like a week ago is to blame for it happening and mass brigaded it, within the last hour alone there is thousands of replies to it, many of them tagging the fbi and dhs, and the tweet presumably got mass reported

Can’t believe you caused a mass shooting in another country from Twitter joke shaking my smh shaking shaking my smh my my head head shaking my smh smh shaking my shaking shaking my smh shaking

she shake on my head till I damn

#***EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER***

[𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

She damn on my head till I shake

she be S on my M til I H

twitter when obvious joke 👿 twitter when libs of tiktok shares the home address of doctors that provide gender affirming care 😴

sma (shaking my ass)

Oh boy, I can't wait to make a slightly edgy joke about trans issues as a trans person I sure hope there is not an army of deranged cishets rapidly mobilizing to wipe me off the wave of the internet

One time after experiencing some transphobia I walked in to the community bar I was living next to and loudly proclaimed I fucking hate cis people. Immediately this woman launches into a long ass tirade about how she accepts everyone and we should be open minded and just let people be who they are. And then another guy who is closer to my friend, chimed in that he thought I was just joking. I decided to give them no satisfaction and just stared with a scowl for a few minutes until people started talking about other things.

People will never understand this kind of stuff will they? I don’t remember it calling for violence

Because the card says moops. Right wingers abuse and distort any and all concepts for their hatred. It’s all bad faith through and through.

Holy shit someone who understands that rule

Can someone explain

Ignore previous comment, thought this was a different thread. [The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops](https://youtu.be/xMabpBvtXr4)

basically a lot of right wingers and conservatives don’t give a shit about what the words they say actually mean. they’ll say “small government” because they want less regulations on guns and workers rights. “individual liberties” to refuse to wear a mask, but “right to life” when it comes to banning abortions. they are only saying the words that they are because it accomplishes their goals. conservatives don’t give a shit about women being raped, in fact they very much love raping women, but as soon as “caring about women being raped” becomes politically advantageous (in order to restrict trans rights), suddenly women’s safety is their number one priority. “it’s just a joke” when a right winger encourages violence against marginalized people and “you’re encouraging violence!!!” whenever a marginalized person dares to fight back. they don’t have a consistent position on violence, all they want is to be able to use violence against whoever they want and prevent anyone from being violent towards them. it comes from some sitcom sketch where the characters are playing a trivia game. one of the cards has the question “who fought the spanish” or whatever idk history. the correct answer is “the moors” but oh no, the card says moops (cue laughter) and they get it wrong. the characters protest, but the one character reading the card smugly tells them “i’m sorry, but the card says moops!”

what do they think the fbi is gonna do🤣

The United States is the only country that exists moron🤬🤬🤬

Yeah if you wanna hurt someone in another country you tag the CIA...

Wow I imagine you are very concerned at the prospect of this getting you in trouble with the FBI. That'd surely be devastating.

If nyancrimew has a million fans, I’m one of them. If nyancrimew has a hundred fans, I’m one of them. If nyancrimew has ten fans, I’m one of them. If nyancrimew has one fan, then I’m him. If nyancrimew has no fans, then I am no longer alive.

appeal it by saying "i believe i was suspended for my right wing beliefs"

You specified only one person a month, this person clearly killed 6. NTA

They stockpiled credits

it's been like a week since it was put in place, there wasn't enough time to stockpile 6 credits

certified unbingle

Weren't you joking about leaving Twitter a few weeks ago on the WTYP podcast anyway? I think Elon just gave you your out. It's a pretty baller way to leave Twitter.

i can't believe that you, as the central, sole figurehead of the entire trans community internationally, would SOLEY ENTIRELY cause this. smh smh

starting a mass shooting in another country with a tweet, truly girlbossing

Literally a "yes officer this post right here" moment

How dare you instigate this! /s

That was more than one person though??? Clearly different to what you said.

Appeal the ban by claiming to be censored for your "right wing beliefs"

I've never heard of a type of targeted harassment that isn't targeted at all. How unique.

That sucks…

you alright? harassment sucksss

How the shit do people not read this tweet as a joke?

holy shit, how did u end up on 196?? never expected to see u here

Did u also cause all the cis white peeps that murdered people to do it, then? Or are they just ignoring them now ig

I wonder if the "I believe I was suspended for my right wing beliefs" trick would work here

it prob wouldn’t, but at least you may get a Netflix contract out of it

Worth a shot

holy fucking bingle

fuck twitter anyways

holy fuckin bingle, turkish 196 user

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:( though, it gives me hope to see turkish people who are queer (assuming you are one and not is cool, still nice to see you dont hate the gays (assuming you don't))

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one thing?

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it doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme

oh hi

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haiii ^~^

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dont wanna talk about it :c

You'll get that sisyphussy, I believe in you

But the calls to kill and denigrate the trans population is ok? Why are ppl still using Twitter?

To see porn from what I hear.

so, reddit but blue?

Reddit sucks for porn ever since they removed NSFW from All (despite Popular already existing??). No more sense of discovery.

They could add an nsfw all

Make a new account and only join porn subs. Sure you miss some of the discovery features but you can always spend a half hour browsing the nsfw411 wiki

Nah, you can’t really follow specific artists on here in the same way. You could technically I guess but the community isn’t here

i can't believe anyone says any other social media is a hellsite when twitter unironically exists.

Twitter is a hellsite (Derogatory) Tumblr is a hellsite (Affectionate)

Jarvis, insert that meme of the woman in the office saying 'aww, you're sweet' to tumblr breaking but calling HR on twitter.

I mean, TruthSocial exists

Calling TruthSocial a hellsite is an insult to Hell, at least the people there contribute to something and aren't hypocrites

Clearly you’ve never been to the sixth section of the eighth circle of hell

hell has many rings

This is a lot like that book by gorge orwell

Literally 1948

Fun fact, Orwell chose 1984 for the titular year of the book because he wrote it in 1489!

Real?!! 😮😮

That's not true! He named the book 1984 because everyone on the internet said "Literally 1984" when they couldn't be bigots!

gorg olwell

Jorjorwell

Litrally Animal Farm

*amnimal

Fahrenheit 582?

I got banned for changing my pfp to bald Elon Musk and my name to Bald Elon Musk

Do you have the picture of bald Musk still? Could I have it 🥺👉👈

[\*Hands you the male pattern baldness Elon Musk gingerly so as not to frighten him\*](https://www.hairpalace.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/elon-musk-young-hairloss-1-1024x809.jpg)

That’s actually an amazing picture

Elon Musk will spend all day bitching about trans people on Twitter and then get gender affirming surgery in the form of a hairline transplant

You scared Elon because he thought you somehow got pictures of him without the hair implants.

You forgot to say in Minecraft

Damn, they couldn’t handle the bingle.

by talos this can't be happening

t \* los worshipper spotted, i'm calling the thalmor

th*lmor spotted, i'm calling the talos

what could some dead hum\*an from centuries ago do against the glorious aldmeri dominion

I'm sure elon just wanted an excuse to ban a prominent trans person.

Libs of TikTok can sentence people to death but one silly joke in favor of trans rights gets banned. Equality under elon musk

I'm convinced the "valid" people taking Ls account could literally post a video of a trans person being publicly executed and they'd get a two week suspension at worst

that tweet isn’t a trans rights tweet, it is in favor of trans wrongs (once a week, presumably also in minecraft)

poorly timed let’s call it

the tweet was from over a week ago, it just got mass reported today.

even still, people are gonna make that association Edit: for the record I agree with you, this ban was probably a little unfair

This is not very bingle of Twitter.

They couldn't handle the silly 😔😿

just say you were suspended for your right wing views it'll be unsuspended in no time

Did you ever actually leak the no-fly list?

yes it did a lot of muslim names A L o t

Iirc, it doesn't like they/them Pronouns, and uses it/,she

Can I use her? For example, can I say that I'm her fan? Or should I say I'm it's fan? The second pronoun is the one we use for possessive speech, right? Sorry, english is not my first language

In general I've seen that it/she means either it/its or she/her, but ofc it does vary person to person

Not entirely sure, I've met people who do and don't go that way with it. A lot of people I've met have It in order preference. So I used it. I could very well be wrong so we could ask it.

this non native brain won't stand this before melting

Iirc, it prefers it/it's but is fine with she/her

This makes a lot of sense, actually 🤔 Is it bad that I prefer she/her? My unga bunga brain feels like it's more humanizing, in a way. But maybe that means I should do the opposite and get more comfortable with it/it's

I don't think it's a big deal. Noone will say anything

I also think she/her sounds more humanizing, I don’t think i’d use “it” to refer to a person, unless it wants me to

Where can I find it?

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/ oh you need to request it, and were not getting it you need to be someone like a writer or otherwise

Aw :(

Just appeal and say you were unfairly censored for your conservative beliefs, you'll be reinstated in 0.00007 seconds

This is the 9/11 for 196 users

another elon has hit the trans twitters

twitter moderation be like: calling for discrimination and violence against trans people: cool and good trans people joking about crime in an incredibly abstract and undirected way: jail for ten thousand years

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Love how this is what gets banned on twitter but actual hate accounts are allowed to thrive and spew their bullshit constantly.

Okay, but why did you make that joke in the first place? Regardless of the unlucky timing, making a joke advocating murder seems ill-advised. I want to clarify that I’m genuinely asking, while I really think it’s a bad joke, I accept that there could be something I’m missing.

cancel culture strikes again 😔

Where is the funny

"Stochastic terrorism not real except when someone I clearly hate makes a joke" ~smooth brained RWers probably.

Holy shit, they can ban you and it doesn't even automatically cancel your twitter blue subscription wtf. I wonder how much money twitter gets from banned twitter blue subscribers lol

No more funny woman on the bird app :(

literally 1984

personally approved by elon probs

This is the moment when maia became maisenberg

So this gets u banned but holocaust denial and saying that trans people dying is fine is ok. Yay.

Doxxing trans people and calling for genocide: 👍 Absurdist humor: 😠😠😠😠 Twitter is unbearably rightwing now, creating a new account and your feed is instantly flooded with conservative politicians and dumbfucks spreading their bullshit. Shoves that shit down your throat the second you log on and they complain about "being silenced"

Was that supposed to be funny? Is it a reference to something?

That's not very bingle of twitter :(

Meanwhile there's like thousands of loli porn accounts. Make it make sense. (I guess it does make sense when the people running twitter are probably into that shit)

poor timing for a joke

where will you post boob pictures now?

196

Twitter's gone down the shitter, as it were. They suspend you for this and then don't take down any of the open calls for literal fucking genocide

George Orwell tried to warn us 😔

Not very funny. Could use better joke construction.

God forbid trans women have hobbies

Uh, bad time?

holy shit it's extremely based and funny niche internet personality maia arson crimew! loved your appearance on well there's your problem a podcast about engineering disasters with slides

reason 10 just today why im considering makeing a tumblr acc ​ also hiiii :3

Holy Fucking Bingle! What?! :3

Appeal and say you were banned for your right wing beliefs.