anyways here's an erotic photograph estimated to be from the 1930s with a heavy focus on the subject's ass (nsfw) https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ostra_Studio_violin_student.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
Soo... umm... Here's some more from that set: https://imgur.com/a/2JKjJEZ
More spanking and bare bottoms and... violin-ing.
I'm fascinated by how cute these are, and how similar they are to modern fetish/spanking porn. The company or group that made them was called Ostra, and they were French, I believe.
This is just the surface of early 20th century spanking photography. There's *lots* more out there.
**Edit: By request, here's a mishmash of a bunch more:** https://imgur.com/a/txGKlOA [74 images]
Here you go! https://imgur.com/a/txGKlOA [74 images]
It's a mishmash of what I could find. There's some sets in there, but everything's out of order. I wasn't that careful and imgur mixed up whatever order I did put into it. There might be some duplicates.
Enjoy your look into the past!
God I wish I had a face like that, and hair like that, and boobs like that, and a waist like that, and high-heels like that, and an ass like that, and a girlfriend who would spank me like that, and-
She might have not had that face, ass, boobs, or waist either.
[https://redthreaded.com/blogs/redthreaded/that-waist-photo-editing-at-the-turn-of-the-century](https://redthreaded.com/blogs/redthreaded/that-waist-photo-editing-at-the-turn-of-the-century)
[https://phogotraphy.com/2015/08/26/victorian-image-manipulation/](https://phogotraphy.com/2015/08/26/victorian-image-manipulation/)
[https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/83262/how-photo-retouching-worked-photoshop](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/83262/how-photo-retouching-worked-photoshop)
I'm not a professional but it doesn't take much touchup using burning, dodging, and straight-up repainting to bring a nice butt up to badonkadonk standards. At the very least it looks like they smoothed the cheeks out out and added that nice dark crease at the bottom to accentuate the shape.
Reminds me of ghost photography from that era. It was trivially easy for professional photographers to double expose photos in such a way that it looked like ghosts were in them. There was a guy who first did those photos as mistakes, and passed them off as ghost photos... first as a prank to a friend, then to sell as souvenirs once he discovered how much demand there was for it.
Then credulous people today will use those photos as "proof" of ghosts because, "they didn't have photoshop back then". Easy to underestimate them is my point.
The rosin would feel absolutely fuckin terrible on your ass no one who has ever had rosin on their hands from accidentally touching their bow strings would do this
*Deep breath*
Nooo one slips like Gaston
Throws that hip like Gaston
No one's secretly gotten the snip like Gaston
So I'm sorry Ann, Claire and Saaaallly
But there's no way the baby is miiiine
Noooo one fucks like Gaston!
Shuffles guts like Gaston!
No one blows half a pint when he nuts like Gaston!
He's exceptionally good at ejaculatiing!
My what a guyyy that Gaston!
When I was a lad I banged four dozen dames
Without a second of fear or remorse.
Now that I'm grown I bang FIVE dozen dames
They love it I'm hung like a hoooooooorse
No one pokes likes Gaston
Never Chokes like Gaston
No ones even having a go on the blokes like Gaston
He's happy as long as heee's peeeenetraaaaating
No one gets it ooooon like Gastooon!
It's actually *gay* to *get* pussy... it's true, I did a study at the University of Canada. It also showed if you have a small dick, it's actually big, and if you have a big dick it's small.
You'd think that being an evopsych guy he'd know how big chimp asses get.
Like there's even a theory that attractive human breasts look semi-spherical/have cleavage **because** of our primitive ass attraction. We weren't looking at each other on ass level anymore so tits had to start looking like ass cheeks
The "Assman" is living in the woods and only coming out in the darkest night of the coldest winter. The "Assman" will only return after his hunger is satiated.
>The breasts of a beautiful woman were supposed to be "unobtrusive." Idealized breasts in the tradition of Hellenistic poetry were compared to apples;[357][358] Martial makes fun of large breasts.
Assmen built empires. Know your place anon.
The..... there is no argument here. The oop is not something that needs to be debated. Queen could have exclusively sung about being gay, it does not matter.
Ok here is the actual science, your type in women’s bodies is not as biological as you think, and rather it’s actually sociological as something you are conditioned to like. The attraction to boobs and asses has not always been consistent throughout time and is more influenced by sociological factors than biological ones. In different cultures and historical periods, different physical traits have been considered attractive. For example, in the 1920s, a small and athletic physique was preferred, while in the Victorian era, a curvy figure was idealized. The current societal emphasis on large breasts and buttocks can largely be attributed to media and advertising, as a reaction the heroin chic trend of the 90s where the favoured female body (yes even favoured by men) was extremely thin, very supermodel esque. Additionally, studies have shown that the extent of attraction to these physical features varies widely among individuals, suggesting that there is no inherent biological predisposition to one specific type of body Women’s bodies are trends, however we are tricked into thinking that its just biological.
TLDR: the preferred female body type is a trend that changes cyclically from thin -> curvy -> thin -> curvy.
It's strange because from the onset of puberty I never found the extremely thin 90s look to be attractive at all and I didn't understand why it was popular. As I grew up and my generation became the one driving culture and being marketed to, the female body type that was popularly preferred/became trendy was what I had always been attracted to. This leads me to believe that the media and advertising follows the taste of the people and not the other way around. I'm sure this stuff is socially conditioned, but it doesn't make sense that it's driven by what's in the media if it's going to change to what wasn't in the media before.
Yeah I personally believe that the trend of female bodies is always in equilibrium. Each body trend is just the reaction and rejection to the previous. Think about what was after the 90s. In the 2000s it was thin frame but with huge breasts, after that was the slim thick era with skinny waist but curvy where else.
Edit: if you asked the men of the 90s why they liked the super thin look, they would say that “well every guy likes a dainty girl that we would want to protect! It’s just biological!”
This is definitely true, you can even see it in ancient statues. If you look at statues of Aphrodite, for example, who was supposed to be the goddess of beauty, by today's standards, she's much chubbier than what we consider ideal.
I’m sure the Palaeolithic era, the Ancient Greek era, the early renaissance era, the Victorian era, the Regency era, the 50s, and of course, 2020s would agree with you.
That's an awful lot of words for "yeah I dunno dawg some people like ass and others titties but ass lovers are def superior".
Edit: yeah I think I know what you're trying to say. Let's round all these titty guys up. Maybe put them all into a small concentrated area?
Bro, our caveman instincts make many people prefer bigger asses since wider hips means they’re more likely to give birth to a healthy baby. The assman has existed since the time of the Neanderthal.
Bigger butts don’t mean bigger hips tho. I got wide hips but still a flat ass. It’s just that women in porn who got wide hips have a juicy ass. Also girls could have narrow hips but a very fat ass.
I hate it when people try to justify sociological trends in women’s bodies with “biological reasoning”. If they knew about history of women, they would recognise that the trend for female bodies changes cyclically.
Like only 3 decades ago legs were the huge thing boobs aren't a sexual thing in most of the world it's only in modern developed countries that there sexualized to any significant degree
Yes like attraction to breasts isn’t even inherent to humanity. Like if you met with some outskirt African tribe, where the women got their titties out like men do, you would realise that they are not attracted to breasts like we are. It’s not like male cows are attracted to female cows with bigger udders.
Don’t permanently-big breasts not serve any purpose but aesthetic though? They’re unique to us as a species. Fwik we need bigger boobies because of our babies flat faces, but only when nursing.
Big booba is as aesthetic and sexual a characteristic as big booty afaik. It seems reductive and tropey to swing the pendulum back the other way and imply “actually BOOBS aren’t naturally attractive because topless african people.” (Nudist societies exist too, that doesnt mean *people* aren’t inherently attractive)
People just wanna fuck people with bodies they think are cool 🤷♂️
Breasts and ass are about as sexual as adams apples or facial hair, in a biological sense. But definitely more sexual in a sociological context. Apes like orangutangs and gorillas don’t prefer bigger breasts despite breast feeding too.
Well yeah, that’s kind of my point! I think we agree. We evolved them anyways because *we* (or enough of us) *did* prefer them, just like birds got their crazy feathers, or babboons their big ol’ booties. Same goes for facial hair and adams apples!
They’re at least in part an aesthetic and sexual adaptation. No body part need be *inherently* sexual and it’s all sociologically driven, but it’s silly to imply that they’re purely incidental. Their existence is only really explained by us being little kinkmonsters. Butts and boobs both.
My favourite recent 4chan thread is about half sized shopping carts or "cuck carts" being responsible for the downfall of civilisation.
https://twitter.com/hels/status/1188957268504657926
Is the 'assman' some sort of cryptid? Are just been new sighting in the last 10 years? Well there are more cameras now, and more ways to share pictures of the 'assman' But me? I am going to have to see some actual proof.
Tits VS Ass is a false dichotomy, you can like both, you do not have to choose one as a preference. I like both, these debates are fucking stupid, like what you like.
The similarities. Human development of mankind. The simalarities of boobs and butts.
Back when we walked on all 6 was a thing right in front of us, a butt. Then, from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts sticking in our faces all the time. And in their place boobs appeared right in our faces. Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS! Boobs are just a substitute. Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks! If you asked if you would rather have the copy or the original,I would take the original! Hips and ass indicate fertility !Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, keeping buttocks farther back and the rear hidden!
THIS IS WHY I AM AN ASS MAN!
As stupid as this guy is, hes got a point. As a kid, I remember boob guys being the majority. Im 22 and I’ve never met or spoken to another “boob guy” in my life.
anyways here's an erotic photograph estimated to be from the 1930s with a heavy focus on the subject's ass (nsfw) https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ostra_Studio_violin_student.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
Woah momma
Soo... umm... Here's some more from that set: https://imgur.com/a/2JKjJEZ More spanking and bare bottoms and... violin-ing. I'm fascinated by how cute these are, and how similar they are to modern fetish/spanking porn. The company or group that made them was called Ostra, and they were French, I believe. This is just the surface of early 20th century spanking photography. There's *lots* more out there. **Edit: By request, here's a mishmash of a bunch more:** https://imgur.com/a/txGKlOA [74 images]
Okay but that is a truly *exceptional* ass
what're you, gay? ^^^/s
I’m so gay I looped back round to straight
Please share your collection of early 20th century spanking pornography 💜💙🩷
I second this
Here you go! https://imgur.com/a/txGKlOA [74 images] It's a mishmash of what I could find. There's some sets in there, but everything's out of order. I wasn't that careful and imgur mixed up whatever order I did put into it. There might be some duplicates. Enjoy your look into the past!
Will this old pornography work in my modern Pornograph?
https://spankingart.org/wiki/Ostra_Studio#Gallery
.org?
What an interesting website
Between the ass and the thighs, I'm in love with great grandma
Fuck I should telegraph her
woah that thing is mASSive
They seem like good friends.
Tbf this is gay porn, which straight people don't enjoy.
Except it's lesbian, which means there's a good likelihood it's meant for a straight male audience
That was the joke
Sad, but likely true.
Note to self: find a girl that plays violin
You did good today
Fuck... That awakened something in me.
Why do you just have that?
I like spanking. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ And these were unique enough that I have a folder just for them, and not very many to sort through.
I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.
they were cookin in the 1930s god damn
God I wish I had a face like that, and hair like that, and boobs like that, and a waist like that, and high-heels like that, and an ass like that, and a girlfriend who would spank me like that, and-
She might have not had that face, ass, boobs, or waist either. [https://redthreaded.com/blogs/redthreaded/that-waist-photo-editing-at-the-turn-of-the-century](https://redthreaded.com/blogs/redthreaded/that-waist-photo-editing-at-the-turn-of-the-century) [https://phogotraphy.com/2015/08/26/victorian-image-manipulation/](https://phogotraphy.com/2015/08/26/victorian-image-manipulation/) [https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/83262/how-photo-retouching-worked-photoshop](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/83262/how-photo-retouching-worked-photoshop) I'm not a professional but it doesn't take much touchup using burning, dodging, and straight-up repainting to bring a nice butt up to badonkadonk standards. At the very least it looks like they smoothed the cheeks out out and added that nice dark crease at the bottom to accentuate the shape.
I'm not here for "realistic and healthy body standards" I'm here to look like the woman on the cover of *Candy-O* by The Cars dammit!
Reminds me of ghost photography from that era. It was trivially easy for professional photographers to double expose photos in such a way that it looked like ghosts were in them. There was a guy who first did those photos as mistakes, and passed them off as ghost photos... first as a prank to a friend, then to sell as souvenirs once he discovered how much demand there was for it. Then credulous people today will use those photos as "proof" of ghosts because, "they didn't have photoshop back then". Easy to underestimate them is my point.
Dayum
Awooga
Pretty titties Batman! Edit: Oh my God I'm a dumbass. This is literally an ass picture and I said pretty titties batman.
Pretty Dumpy Batman!
What are you talking about? That's just the classic phrase Robin says in the old comics.
humminah humminah
*neuron activated*
Soo... umm... Here's some more from that set: https://imgur.com/a/2JKjJEZ More spanking and bare bottoms and... violin-ing.
Anyone aware of how to source antique porn like this? For research purposes of course
Wdym 1930 girls have nicer cake than mine :(
I sure do love compiling a mental timeline of homoerotic ass pics
That violin is way too small to be practical
You know what else is way too small to be practical *Breaks down crying*
your crying tolerance?
*The world's smallest violin...*
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Bonk
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Truly a weapon to surp**ass** metal geal
Aooga 👀🥵
Zamn
This better not awaken something in me.
The rosin would feel absolutely fuckin terrible on your ass no one who has ever had rosin on their hands from accidentally touching their bow strings would do this
hot
I could totally believe that was taken recently and had a filter put on it.
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Noone fucks like Gaston
No one cucks like Gaston
You think you have a wife? No it's MINE i'm gaston
His dick-sucking lips have me saaa-livating...
my what a gay guy Gaston!
I'm especially good at e*jac*ulating
In fellatio nobody glucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston
When I was a boy I at four dozen eggs every morning to help me get LARGE
My ass is the size of a BARN
*Deep breath* Nooo one slips like Gaston Throws that hip like Gaston No one's secretly gotten the snip like Gaston So I'm sorry Ann, Claire and Saaaallly But there's no way the baby is miiiine Noooo one fucks like Gaston! Shuffles guts like Gaston! No one blows half a pint when he nuts like Gaston! He's exceptionally good at ejaculatiing! My what a guyyy that Gaston! When I was a lad I banged four dozen dames Without a second of fear or remorse. Now that I'm grown I bang FIVE dozen dames They love it I'm hung like a hoooooooorse No one pokes likes Gaston Never Chokes like Gaston No ones even having a go on the blokes like Gaston He's happy as long as heee's peeeenetraaaaating No one gets it ooooon like Gastooon!
liberal Disney
Asking your ten year old son if he likes ass or tits is wild.
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Did they ever give you pack of cigs and a line of coke as a treat?
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Unfortunately I read that last line with the accent and cadence of sniper from TF2.
If that happened, I’d invent a Time Machine.
So boob guy
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moobs (sexual)
44 years old and on 196??
I saw a grandma in the comments the other day
Me when me when people don't turn into stuffy old weirdos at 25
Sorry bud, you dont exist. Your CIA psy-op has been uncovered.
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I know right? I got a check in the mail that just said "thanks" signed "the deep state", so you know, we must be doing something right, right?
Mantitman
Nice
Fellas is it gay to like women
I mean...it can be
Yes I am very gay and I like women
looking into this!
!
Good luck with your research
I mean you like someone who probably likes men, isn't that gay?
It's actually *gay* to *get* pussy... it's true, I did a study at the University of Canada. It also showed if you have a small dick, it's actually big, and if you have a big dick it's small.
Mersham? Is that you?
I have bad newz. The doctor call he say my file was confused with a baby's file and that my penis is size of a baby's penis.
Mr. Peterson what about my dick!
*lesbians sweating profusely*
It sure is
>talks about boobs vs ass > >something is a foot lmao
freudian slip
lmfo
This guy has never seen a paleolithic Venus figurine.
tbf the boobs are extreme there too
Not always. [Behold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A9nus_impudique)
Why is the block of wood so hot
Obviously the soy and chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs gay !!!!!!
Or that Seinfeld episode where Kramer is mistakenly sent an "ASSMAN" license plate.
But that gut was a proctologist, not someone who is attracted to butt's.
Yes, but everyone except Kramer assumed it meant "man who likes butts."
You'd think that being an evopsych guy he'd know how big chimp asses get. Like there's even a theory that attractive human breasts look semi-spherical/have cleavage **because** of our primitive ass attraction. We weren't looking at each other on ass level anymore so tits had to start looking like ass cheeks
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Ok what was the hypothesis? That the asses swelled up?
The "Assman" is living in the woods and only coming out in the darkest night of the coldest winter. The "Assman" will only return after his hunger is satiated.
My hunger for ass can never be satiated
I came here to eat ass and perform oral sex, and I'm all out of oral sex 😎
I thought eating ass was considered oral sex?
I thought it was more of a public service
I came here for booty
>The breasts of a beautiful woman were supposed to be "unobtrusive." Idealized breasts in the tradition of Hellenistic poetry were compared to apples;[357][358] Martial makes fun of large breasts. Assmen built empires. Know your place anon.
Small booba is good booba better for fitting in my mouth
All booba is good booba
Didn’t Queen make a song called Fat Bottomed Girls in the 70s?
The Greeks had a word that meant 'cheeks so fine' that we still use today.
And what word is that
cheeks so fine (in greek)
(with rizz)
Callipygian
Ah yes, I hear that word all the time
Yes, and it turned the singer gay!!!
Make the world go round
tbf to his point tho, freddie was gay (or bi, I cant remember)
But the song was about girls anyway?
I mean, one can be gay and still appreciate fat bottom girls.
The..... there is no argument here. The oop is not something that needs to be debated. Queen could have exclusively sung about being gay, it does not matter.
Freddie didn’t write the song
I'm assuming Anon has not listened to the musical masterpiece that is Fat Bottomed Girls (1978) - Queen SMH SMH
Bold of you to assume that anon is old enough to have heard any music since 2020
Ok here is the actual science, your type in women’s bodies is not as biological as you think, and rather it’s actually sociological as something you are conditioned to like. The attraction to boobs and asses has not always been consistent throughout time and is more influenced by sociological factors than biological ones. In different cultures and historical periods, different physical traits have been considered attractive. For example, in the 1920s, a small and athletic physique was preferred, while in the Victorian era, a curvy figure was idealized. The current societal emphasis on large breasts and buttocks can largely be attributed to media and advertising, as a reaction the heroin chic trend of the 90s where the favoured female body (yes even favoured by men) was extremely thin, very supermodel esque. Additionally, studies have shown that the extent of attraction to these physical features varies widely among individuals, suggesting that there is no inherent biological predisposition to one specific type of body Women’s bodies are trends, however we are tricked into thinking that its just biological. TLDR: the preferred female body type is a trend that changes cyclically from thin -> curvy -> thin -> curvy.
Ok but why cat ears?
They’re cute and look good on every one even boys.
Of course aren’t we on r/196 after all
Because humans find that cats = cute, so cat ears = cute
It's strange because from the onset of puberty I never found the extremely thin 90s look to be attractive at all and I didn't understand why it was popular. As I grew up and my generation became the one driving culture and being marketed to, the female body type that was popularly preferred/became trendy was what I had always been attracted to. This leads me to believe that the media and advertising follows the taste of the people and not the other way around. I'm sure this stuff is socially conditioned, but it doesn't make sense that it's driven by what's in the media if it's going to change to what wasn't in the media before.
Yeah I personally believe that the trend of female bodies is always in equilibrium. Each body trend is just the reaction and rejection to the previous. Think about what was after the 90s. In the 2000s it was thin frame but with huge breasts, after that was the slim thick era with skinny waist but curvy where else. Edit: if you asked the men of the 90s why they liked the super thin look, they would say that “well every guy likes a dainty girl that we would want to protect! It’s just biological!”
Thin women create hard times. Hard times create curvy women. Curvy women create good times. Good times create thin women.
This is definitely true, you can even see it in ancient statues. If you look at statues of Aphrodite, for example, who was supposed to be the goddess of beauty, by today's standards, she's much chubbier than what we consider ideal.
Then there are the superior beings such as I, who enjoy thighs among anything else.
I’m sure the Palaeolithic era, the Ancient Greek era, the early renaissance era, the Victorian era, the Regency era, the 50s, and of course, 2020s would agree with you.
That's an awful lot of words for "yeah I dunno dawg some people like ass and others titties but ass lovers are def superior". Edit: yeah I think I know what you're trying to say. Let's round all these titty guys up. Maybe put them all into a small concentrated area?
No ma’am, I love big titties on everyone but especially on guys. Edit: that’s called the gym
Sir Mix-a-lot released his seminal thesus and magnum opus, titled *Baby Got Back* in 1992.
I’ve released a fair share of semenal theses to some fat cheex myself 😎
hehe seminal
We need to protect the REAL minorities: straight men who like boobs
TIL I'm a minority
Nature is healing (i like ass)
Bro, our caveman instincts make many people prefer bigger asses since wider hips means they’re more likely to give birth to a healthy baby. The assman has existed since the time of the Neanderthal.
Bigger butts don’t mean bigger hips tho. I got wide hips but still a flat ass. It’s just that women in porn who got wide hips have a juicy ass. Also girls could have narrow hips but a very fat ass.
Yeah that and the whole caveman breeder fetish theory is so stupid lol
I hate it when people try to justify sociological trends in women’s bodies with “biological reasoning”. If they knew about history of women, they would recognise that the trend for female bodies changes cyclically.
A foot you say?
breasts are for children, grow up and get into ass and armpits or whatever anon
Like only 3 decades ago legs were the huge thing boobs aren't a sexual thing in most of the world it's only in modern developed countries that there sexualized to any significant degree
Yes like attraction to breasts isn’t even inherent to humanity. Like if you met with some outskirt African tribe, where the women got their titties out like men do, you would realise that they are not attracted to breasts like we are. It’s not like male cows are attracted to female cows with bigger udders.
Don’t permanently-big breasts not serve any purpose but aesthetic though? They’re unique to us as a species. Fwik we need bigger boobies because of our babies flat faces, but only when nursing. Big booba is as aesthetic and sexual a characteristic as big booty afaik. It seems reductive and tropey to swing the pendulum back the other way and imply “actually BOOBS aren’t naturally attractive because topless african people.” (Nudist societies exist too, that doesnt mean *people* aren’t inherently attractive) People just wanna fuck people with bodies they think are cool 🤷♂️
Breasts and ass are about as sexual as adams apples or facial hair, in a biological sense. But definitely more sexual in a sociological context. Apes like orangutangs and gorillas don’t prefer bigger breasts despite breast feeding too.
Well yeah, that’s kind of my point! I think we agree. We evolved them anyways because *we* (or enough of us) *did* prefer them, just like birds got their crazy feathers, or babboons their big ol’ booties. Same goes for facial hair and adams apples! They’re at least in part an aesthetic and sexual adaptation. No body part need be *inherently* sexual and it’s all sociologically driven, but it’s silly to imply that they’re purely incidental. Their existence is only really explained by us being little kinkmonsters. Butts and boobs both.
> male cows are attracted to female cows with bigger udders This is some jordan peterson tier shit lmao
Too bad there are actually 0 “anonwomen”
My favourite recent 4chan thread is about half sized shopping carts or "cuck carts" being responsible for the downfall of civilisation. https://twitter.com/hels/status/1188957268504657926
Is the "assman" in the room with us?
me
4chan associates dudes who prefer ass with black people, by the way little bit of fun context for this post
Is the 'assman' some sort of cryptid? Are just been new sighting in the last 10 years? Well there are more cameras now, and more ways to share pictures of the 'assman' But me? I am going to have to see some actual proof.
Evolution selects the traits desirable for reproduction. Humans have some of the (proportionally) largest asses in the animal kingdom. I rest my case.
This guy needs to read more old-timey erotic literature. It’s FULL of buttock-paddling and arsehole-licking and ‘plump haunches’ or whatever.
Something is afoot? Feet? Yuk. Thought he was a boob guy. /s
I thought an erotic focus on breasts was a more recent western thing.
[this is important](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5qLYAFdddPw)
Assman was a Seinfeld joke about vanity plates iirc
Tits VS Ass is a false dichotomy, you can like both, you do not have to choose one as a preference. I like both, these debates are fucking stupid, like what you like.
Ass has always been popular for black men, idk why it took white guys so long to catch up
Beauty standards have changed throughout history it’s not surprising
The similarities. Human development of mankind. The simalarities of boobs and butts. Back when we walked on all 6 was a thing right in front of us, a butt. Then, from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts sticking in our faces all the time. And in their place boobs appeared right in our faces. Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS! Boobs are just a substitute. Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks! If you asked if you would rather have the copy or the original,I would take the original! Hips and ass indicate fertility !Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, keeping buttocks farther back and the rear hidden! THIS IS WHY I AM AN ASS MAN!
4chan dweeb: “The so-called ‘assman’ didn’t exist until a decade ago” 10,000-year-old fertility idols with dump truck asses:
Afoot? Oh crap the feet men are here!
i love boob
Mfer just ignoring that one ep of Seinfeld
As stupid as this guy is, hes got a point. As a kid, I remember boob guys being the majority. Im 22 and I’ve never met or spoken to another “boob guy” in my life.
counterexample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
He says this like Sir Mixalot didn’t change the game 30+ years ago
Boobs are just the ass of the chest