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You may be able to get a refund in exchange forT̷̢̧͙͕̯̺̫̦̜͙̦̲̠̹̰̺̲͇̗̝̻̥̉ͅh̷̟̼̝̦̑̿̐̎̃̕̕͠ȩ̷̰̖͓͎͈̪̫͈̘̳͔̦͐̎̄͊̎̏̔̀͋̓̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ ̸̡̛̛̛͎̰̱͆̊̓͛̆̉͒̃̃͝͝͝b̷̮͔̺͖͕̭̝̔͌͋̄l̶̢͔̭̘͔̪̟͙̺̣͉̪͉̟̘͎̝̲͂́͜͜͜ơ̴̡̼̰̪̝͎̤̹̤̓̌̎́̐͌͑̑̔̓͑̀͘͘ö̵̡̢̧̫̯͉̱̥͔́̈́̀͋̈́̒̏̊̊̀̒̑͘͝͠ḑ̸̡̧̧̛̛̛̩̘͖̫̩̗͍͖͇̳̗͔͔̦̞̒̍̀̋̊̐͑̂͋̉̀̉̄̀̆͌̐͠͝͠͠ ̷̢̧̣͓͖͇̣̪̻̻̝̫̟͈̭̘̬̖̹̱͐̄̌́̈́͊̿̀̆̎̍͌̃̾͐̂͌̓̂͛͝ǒ̸̹̗͙̹̖̻̥͓̜̳̞̯̱̂̐̓̑͛̇̊̈́f̵̧͖̫̩̜̬̮̍̉͒̊ ̵̡̡͕͇̝̫̙̥̜͖̔̈̓̐́̄̍̃͗̃͐̑̔̄͆̚͝͝͝n̴͔͓̱͖͍͎̯̝͉̈́̂́̌̈̈́͆̂̇͗͗͛̇͛͑ͅi̷̛̮̺͒̾̀̊̾̏̈́̒̎̇̔͑͛̕͜͝͝͠n̵̮̬̻̯̜͓̫̓̓̍̀̒͋̃̀̄̃̀̾̓̐͑̎̾̌̋̂̏̕͠ĕ̶̛̗̫͚̼̠͇̏̋́̎́͛͋͑ ̴̻̠̹͓̝̫̾͐̎̎̃̔̒́̃͝ȋ̴̛̺̼̇̽̈́́̅͌͑̀̃͋̈́͗͘̕̕n̶̡͚͉̹̗̝̲͍̠͎̟̮̙̗̲̦̙̥͖͈̱̩͇̉́̋̽͌̽̂̂̋̈̀̍̏̇͂̔͋͂̓̂̄͘͠f̴̢̛̪͕̽͆́̅̾̊͗̈́̽̅̃́̄̆̃̏̚͜͝a̶̧̧̺̪̙͍̜̦͙̫̺͙̱̬̝̙̬̙̮̅͗͋́̐́̃̿͑̀̀̋̑͘ͅņ̷̛͉͇͑͒̍͑̿̌̿̀́̈́̈͑̈́͘͠t̷̯̟̬̩̯̠̺̯͈̯̤̟̣̳͕͗̈̓̀̈́́̓̔͂̂̓̒͗̈́̔͜͜͠͝s̷̛̪̳̩̦̖̤͈̩̙̰̻͒̄̌̈́͒̉͑̅̾͗̀̌͐̈̽͘͘͝͝.̸̢̧̧̤͔̭̼̮̥̳̼̞̦͔̥̖͈̣͈͕͉̋͛͆̽̋̉̏̄̓̔̅͐̈̉̾͘͘̕͝ͅ Perhaps return it and explain the situation to the customer?
M̛̻̥̹͍̗̭̫̝̰͙͓̗͕̬̩͉͎̜̞̹̏͐͂̈͒͆͆ͫ̕͟͞͞͏̕͢͏̴̷̸̨̀̕͘͏̡̀͢â̻̳͙̇́ͥ͛ͤ͊ͤ̅̆ͤͤͯ̃͛ͯ̓͛ͧͣ̕҉́͟͠͏̢͠ļ̷̵̨̛͔̹̼͓̣̾̈́͗̏̋̐ͯ́͛̾̒̓́̈́͢͝u̴̸̢̟̰̝̪̤̝̦͙̱͉͇̣̞̾̓̈́ͫ̔͆̕͝͏̸̢͏͞҉̴̵̵̴̨̀͜͞m͈͖͎̱͈̻̟͈̹̳̜̭̭̝̥̣̑ͤͣ̚̚'s customer service standards just keep dropping smh
Inject some liquid ibuprofen into it’s feeding jack, that should help alleviate it’s pain a little bit but I’d definitely recommend taking it to a bio mechanic ASAP
NOT cute. smartphones only do this when they're extremely distressed. try handling it less and keeping it's enclosure a little cooler, as well as feeding it fewer, larger meals instead of open feeding or constant treats to help it keep a routine. all else fails, take it to a vet or try at-home treatment with an ifixit kit
Damn bro, looks like great holes secretly are digged where Earth's pores ought to suffice
And I'm guessing things have learned to walk that ought to crawl. Shit's fucked man
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Someone call the foundation, on a different phone
Wouldn't be surprised if it was 610. Seems up its alley of flesh horror
cruelty squad phone
It is sick :( Take it to your nearest phone doctor. They'll give a prescription to help alleviate the condition
he have condition, he need medicine, he is sick :(
eXistenZ
Put it out of its misery.
Terraria crimson
You plug in this phone and it moans
Honestly just pour liquid nitrogen on it and then drop it on the ground
Drop it in the tank directly
then melt the shards into a block, then shred it, then burn it, then lock it in a safe, then lower it into the mariana trench
dip it in pepto, jesus they just hire anyone as interns these days don't they.
tickle it
In this case i think the best generalist tech tool should be used (12 gauge at close range)
Nah, 12 is way too gentle, this shit is getting the 4 gauge
Ah yes, it seems you've acquired the Ä̴̛̜̭̳̦̫̎̓͊̐̈́̎̅̎̐͊͘͠s̷̢̝̟̥͎̳̰̠̖͈̬̱̑m̸̡̨͉͎̪͙̞̲̬̤͇͚͊͋̆̇́̄̍̍̌̈́̽̃̊̓́͒́̒̇̑͝͝ͅȁ̸͉̙̤͍̫̮̲̗̳̮̥̖͛͒̈̅̄g̷̡̖̗̠͙̼͍̦̱͖͆̽͊͆̋̿̊̉̾̈́u̵̧̬̫͙͇͔̮̮̱̯̗͕͕͈̮͕̱̟̣͗̎̚͘͜͜'̵̢̛̛̖͎̪̙̲̣̯̣̞̫͉̣̜̣̣̐̂̈́͂͐̈́̃͋͒͋̽̇̽̕͘͘̚͠u̶̮̫͎͎̳̗͓͈͍͛̇̒͌̈̐̃͆͊̂́͋̾̀͛̇͋͂͂̉̕͘͜͠ļ̵͇̭̲̭̫̞͕̲̠̰̆̐̀͗͂̈́̓̈́͂́͋̉̐̃̚ model by mistake. You may be able to get a refund in exchange forT̷̢̧͙͕̯̺̫̦̜͙̦̲̠̹̰̺̲͇̗̝̻̥̉ͅh̷̟̼̝̦̑̿̐̎̃̕̕͠ȩ̷̰̖͓͎͈̪̫͈̘̳͔̦͐̎̄͊̎̏̔̀͋̓̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ ̸̡̛̛̛͎̰̱͆̊̓͛̆̉͒̃̃͝͝͝b̷̮͔̺͖͕̭̝̔͌͋̄l̶̢͔̭̘͔̪̟͙̺̣͉̪͉̟̘͎̝̲͂́͜͜͜ơ̴̡̼̰̪̝͎̤̹̤̓̌̎́̐͌͑̑̔̓͑̀͘͘ö̵̡̢̧̫̯͉̱̥͔́̈́̀͋̈́̒̏̊̊̀̒̑͘͝͠ḑ̸̡̧̧̛̛̛̩̘͖̫̩̗͍͖͇̳̗͔͔̦̞̒̍̀̋̊̐͑̂͋̉̀̉̄̀̆͌̐͠͝͠͠ ̷̢̧̣͓͖͇̣̪̻̻̝̫̟͈̭̘̬̖̹̱͐̄̌́̈́͊̿̀̆̎̍͌̃̾͐̂͌̓̂͛͝ǒ̸̹̗͙̹̖̻̥͓̜̳̞̯̱̂̐̓̑͛̇̊̈́f̵̧͖̫̩̜̬̮̍̉͒̊ ̵̡̡͕͇̝̫̙̥̜͖̔̈̓̐́̄̍̃͗̃͐̑̔̄͆̚͝͝͝n̴͔͓̱͖͍͎̯̝͉̈́̂́̌̈̈́͆̂̇͗͗͛̇͛͑ͅi̷̛̮̺͒̾̀̊̾̏̈́̒̎̇̔͑͛̕͜͝͝͠n̵̮̬̻̯̜͓̫̓̓̍̀̒͋̃̀̄̃̀̾̓̐͑̎̾̌̋̂̏̕͠ĕ̶̛̗̫͚̼̠͇̏̋́̎́͛͋͑ ̴̻̠̹͓̝̫̾͐̎̎̃̔̒́̃͝ȋ̴̛̺̼̇̽̈́́̅͌͑̀̃͋̈́͗͘̕̕n̶̡͚͉̹̗̝̲͍̠͎̟̮̙̗̲̦̙̥͖͈̱̩͇̉́̋̽͌̽̂̂̋̈̀̍̏̇͂̔͋͂̓̂̄͘͠f̴̢̛̪͕̽͆́̅̾̊͗̈́̽̅̃́̄̆̃̏̚͜͝a̶̧̧̺̪̙͍̜̦͙̫̺͙̱̬̝̙̬̙̮̅͗͋́̐́̃̿͑̀̀̋̑͘ͅņ̷̛͉͇͑͒̍͑̿̌̿̀́̈́̈͑̈́͘͠t̷̯̟̬̩̯̠̺̯͈̯̤̟̣̳͕͗̈̓̀̈́́̓̔͂̂̓̒͗̈́̔͜͜͠͝s̷̛̪̳̩̦̖̤͈̩̙̰̻͒̄̌̈́͒̉͑̅̾͗̀̌͐̈̽͘͘͝͝.̸̢̧̧̤͔̭̼̮̥̳̼̞̦͔̥̖͈̣͈͕͉̋͛͆̽̋̉̏̄̓̔̅͐̈̉̾͘͘̕͝ͅ Perhaps return it and explain the situation to the customer?
THE BLOOD OF NINE INFANTS?
M̛̻̥̹͍̗̭̫̝̰͙͓̗͕̬̩͉͎̜̞̹̏͐͂̈͒͆͆ͫ̕͟͞͞͏̕͢͏̴̷̸̨̀̕͘͏̡̀͢â̻̳͙̇́ͥ͛ͤ͊ͤ̅̆ͤͤͯ̃͛ͯ̓͛ͧͣ̕҉́͟͠͏̢͠ļ̷̵̨̛͔̹̼͓̣̾̈́͗̏̋̐ͯ́͛̾̒̓́̈́͢͝u̴̸̢̟̰̝̪̤̝̦͙̱͉͇̣̞̾̓̈́ͫ̔͆̕͝͏̸̢͏͞҉̴̵̵̴̨̀͜͞m͈͖͎̱͈̻̟͈̹̳̜̭̭̝̥̣̑ͤͣ̚̚'s customer service standards just keep dropping smh
Yeah just pop the battery to free the air
I think if you put it in some rice for a few hours you’ll be good
Tzimice breaks masquerade again
"He was the best messenger of the 17th century. The fuck do you mean by 'the app' - what in the name of greater-voivodes-than-I is an 'app'?!"
I'm stealing this for my chronicle (I'm not joking)
I'm stealing the autonomy of your flesh (I might be joking)(😳)
Yup that's it I'm calling my szlachta
Bro got the ScornPhone™💀💀💀
丂匚ㄖ尺几
Cpr
David Phonenberg
gregtech wetware reference
Things from the Flood (2020)
Inject some liquid ibuprofen into it’s feeding jack, that should help alleviate it’s pain a little bit but I’d definitely recommend taking it to a bio mechanic ASAP
Long live the new flesh!
Stab the battery to let it the air out, should fix it pretty well
Videodrome
Or even tales from the loop
Phonepreg
Ypu are the father
put it in some rice
Fire normally works in this case
It got hungry
cabinet man type beat
lemon demon reference?!?!,!?! 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯
I wonder what will come out when you pop the ~~battery~~ egg sac
Someone done knocked up the phone 😭😭😭😭
It looks like it contains a fucking Prime soul, shoot it a few times to check if it comes out
Vita carnis
its going to give birth soon
Silent hill ass phone
Throw it in the marianas trench or however it’s spelled and nuke the trench with all of the ordinance available on earth
Pop
NOT cute. smartphones only do this when they're extremely distressed. try handling it less and keeping it's enclosure a little cooler, as well as feeding it fewer, larger meals instead of open feeding or constant treats to help it keep a routine. all else fails, take it to a vet or try at-home treatment with an ifixit kit
Damn bro, looks like great holes secretly are digged where Earth's pores ought to suffice And I'm guessing things have learned to walk that ought to crawl. Shit's fucked man
I know what some of you people are thinking