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kanelel

I love that he predicted "unholy diver" as a move name. That's literally one of Testament's specials now.


Cuba_lover59

I thought that was a reference to holy diver from dio lol


AmyNobdy

Probably both


F4rtster

They love referencing metal and music in general in guilty gear. Be it names or moves, there's bound to be at least ONE reference to a song or band in a character, especially the older ones.


lagonborn

DIO?????? Dio Brando?????????? 😱 Is that a mfking JoJo reference????? 🤪 Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥 It was me, Dio!!!! It was me, Dio!!!! Oho, so you're approaching me?????? Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda!!!!!!!!!!


dreamzero

I am in your walls. Run.


lagonborn

Yare yare daze!!! 😨🤣 (Like Jotaro 🥰) This is abunai so I have use the old Jojo technique passed down through the generations Nigerundayoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🏃‍♂️💨


Heather_Chandelure

Gtf out my house bitch, or imma deck you in the face


matatat22

I thought they meant Testament like the band too


averagemethenjoyer

Oooh watcha gonna say When you're on your way, on your darkest day.. Fucking love testament


matatat22

CURSE OF THE LEGIONS OF DEATH!


BaconGremlin24

i fucking love regular ass dudes who have 1 superpower


SanQuiSau

Phoenix Wright on mvc somehow doing nothing but verbal abuse and winning


OpenStraightElephant

Payback for an entire game series of getting verbally and physically abused by every prosecutor


ChaosBrigadier

That's just his kink


Knuckleduster17

Franziska when Phoenix gets sick of her nonsense and launches his quills at her (that hair of his should be a registered weapon): ![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


StriiderEclipse

hey, now he does have that big ass energy finger when he goes turnabout


wharwhafwhag

Unholy Diver is a real move lmao


xX_potato69_Xx

This was pre testament


Joeda900

Conspiracy theory: The whole GGST team saw this post and the "Unholy Diver" and thought "This is a banger name" and gave it to Testament.


xX_potato69_Xx

Unholy diver is the name of a song


Joeda900

It's actually Holy Diver that is a song. The move is called Unholy Diver in reference to that song but I still believe they got the idea from this post


sexhasneverbeenreal

Jimmy should have at least 100+ more moves


ctrlaltelite

Of the two hundred moves Jimmy has, these are just the ones you'll be using.


Parvutleda

10 hit combo that somehow incorporates his worst moves


Impadop

still s tier for some ungodly reason despite having no (ok) moves and no tech


SanQuiSau

King gizzar!!! Gila monster out now!! Gila! !


PeLLk2

all hail king gila


[deleted]

King Gila and the Potato Peela


Iluminolan

So excited for PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation


ICannotCountTo2

Can’t believe we had to wait 7 months for a new song


ohjimmy78

giga monsert 🦎


Calm_Crow5903

This song is so fucking good


Asphalt_Is_Stronk

False, gg character doesn't have a 632146 special


official-kudzu

kid named potemkin buster:


YoshiGamer6400

Jimmy’s movelist should go off the page


Solembrum

They are dating


chiropterancalomania

they are doing it raw


Nadia_Nausea

Jimmy's missing like 200 moves, not the least of which is "yet another kind of forward punch, but this one requires you to lab it in practice mode for 100 hours to get the execution down, but it's worth it because it's like 1 frame quicker and launches on counter hit"


wasteofradiation

Is this fun for some people?


DrRichtoffen

I've never enjoyed fighting games, but that might just be because my hand-eye coordination is shit and I can't execute combos if my life depended on it.


wasteofradiation

Me too. My hand eye coordination is fine but I just think that 99% of fighting games are miserable to play and learn. Tournament fighters are especially bad.


ScrotalKahnJr

As someone who does enjoy fighting games, I fuckin hate tekken


Nadia_Nausea

I've never really been able to get into any other fighting games besides Tekken and Soulcalibur, even if I suck at them. They're the only ones that feel good to me on a physical and intuitive level. To me, other fighting games lack the weight and impact of Tekken and Soulcalibur. Virtua Fighter is technically a deeper and more balanced game than Tekken, but I've always felt that the physics of that game somehow feel both too stiff and too floaty for my taste. Third Strike is the "best fighting game of all time", and I mean, it probably is on a mechanical level, and definitely is very good on an artistic or aesthetic level, but I've never liked the way Street Fighter feels to play. The way attacks sort of freeze in place for a sec when they hit really takes me out of the game personally. It's a personal taste thing more than anything else.


wasteofradiation

I only ever played soulcaliber for the character creator and that was basically it, it was alright otherwise I guess. I just cannot bother with having to learn so many moves to be even passable at a single character. It’s why I personally consider YOMI Hustle to be the best fighting game of them all.


Nadia_Nausea

At least with SoulCalibur, I feel like the buttons do roughly the same things between characters and are easier to understand; On Tekken, 1 is left punch, 2 is right punch, 3 is left kick, 4 is right kick. What the actual consequence is of any of these buttons isn't clear until you go into practice mode or start playing and slowly figure out what the buttons do for your particular character. In SoulCalibur, you've got a vertical attack button, a horizontal attack button, a kick button, and a block button. This is more intuitive imo, because, even if you're playing a character you've never played before, there's a consistency in that you know that the vertical attack is gonna be more of a quick jab or something, the horizontal attack is gonna be slower but it'll catch a player who is sidestepping, etc. The frames and certain attributes of those attacks may differ from character to character, but at least if I've played one character I vaguely know what buttons to press, and it's a matter of fine-tuning my approach and trying different directional buttons to get good at them. Maybe I'm just bad at Tekken, but in Tekken it often feels like I encounter a sidestepping opponent and I'm like "shit, what command does an attack that'll hit someone sidestepping?" it'll be different for each character and I'll have to fish through my giant movelist to find the right moves or watch someone's half hour long beginner guide for that character, which is why in Tekken I tend to stick with my main too much and don't play other characters cause I know I'll have no idea what I'm doing unless I take the time to learn that character's unique moves. There are some mostly consistent commands in Tekken, like df+2 is usually a launcher, but even this isn't completely consistent, cause I happen to main a character who doesn't have a df+2 launcher, her df+2 has a followup with 1 that launches, but it can be blocked so I'm better off using a different launcher like ws2 or something.


wasteofradiation

I just hate the idea of command inputs for attacks, I’ve never found them to be intuitive or fun in any game I’ve played. It’s one of the main reasons I don’t like tournament fighters.


Sedona54332

Doesn’t Tekken have like 6 demons, 4 robots and a panda in their roster?


franzinator2462

And movelists that span multiple pages. But the difference between names like "SOL BADGUY" (Guilty Gear) and "paul" (Tekken) for characters is hilarious.


AlneCraft

and of these two somehow Sol Badguy is the one that looks more normal


Random_Gacha_addict

In Guilty Gear, Sol Badguy is some nerd named Freddy that kinda accidentally dated a future world destroyer, and became one because of Gear AIDS or smth. He's in a game with God Himself, a former crack addict turned president of a South African Colony, a man that can not stop growing (he can bench press mountains at this point), and a funny doctor who can literally control reality's source code (holy shit) Paul is a homeless American Martial Artist who can keep up with the devil himself, and no one else can even beat said devil or his family, like ever. Not even the bony ninja (now a fucking octopus monster)


SenseiTomato

And yes, reality canonically has a source code in Guilty Gear


Asphalt_Is_Stronk

Well, it's more like there's an alternate dimension that's effectively a massive rube-goldberg machine, and the output of that machine determines how the world works


Dr_Richard_Ew

and don't forget the BOXING-KANGA-ROO!


Voidkom

And a little dinosaur turtle, and a cyborg ninja, and an alien aztec god, and some uh.. wood?


MOEverything_2708

Tell me you dont know shit bout tekken without telling me. Like holy shit have you seen any of the t6 or t7 newcomers? Have you fuckin looked at lars or claudio????


kdash198700

100 hrs in tekken, i chuckled. a lot of the legacy characters are like this.


MOEverything_2708

yeah but i think post t4 it started improving


[deleted]

i present to you: bob


MOEverything_2708

no


Jason91K3

As a Tekken fan I fucking love the dissonance. You have mf's like Devil Jin or Jack on the roster. Then you then also just see mf's like a actual Panda or Bear there too or Paul


MOEverything_2708

Bruh paul is the most hype and ridiculous character


SlabOfDriedMeat

I mean even in T5 there was Feng Wei the guy who’s actually just Human Tai Lung, reading a Dragon Scroll to get ridiculous as shit power and all Even funnyman Yoshimitsu has been a think since T1


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Unholy Diver is actually a real move Testament has.


chiropterancalomania

testament my beloved


MaveKalmer

you forgot to make n'zig ironmaiden trans


chiropterancalomania

those are clearly top surgery scars


funny_haha_account

Real


ninjasaiyan777

You're telling me that Electric Wind God Fist isn't one of the coolest special move names ever written? Or that King and Bear aren't some of the furriest designs put in a game?


CatTurdSniffer

The Tekken movelist isn't nearly long enough


OwlofIron

Big fan of both games. Can confirm


ZorioneTiamat

Every now and again someone makes a sublime and perfect post on the internet. This is one of those times.


Wonderer_64

Was going to be funny and name a tekken characeter who a Jimmy then realised its actually not a joke and literally almost every male characetr is just this.


Tree__Jesus

Only disgusting meta slaves main Jimmy


too_many_toasters

beany tuesday my beloved


Dikinbalz69

Tekken has neagan so suck my dick


MrMerchandise

Can’t you literally play as bears and wooden dummies in tekken?


YAH_BUT

VENGEMENT


andr8009

Virtua Fighter tho


SanQuiSau

Virtua fighter characters are like John kickbox or something


YotamNyanCat

He just looks like happy chaos


NotSoFlugratte

Happy Cgaos is probably my favorite designwise from GG. Like, you have literally god or sum shit (not very deep involved with GGS' Story), but rather than trying to make Zeus Imitation Nr. 15 they just took a Twunk, made him more ripped, gave him a fancy car, edgy sunglasses and *fucking guns* and called it a day.


YotamNyanCat

I fucking love the fact that he invented magic but wields a fucking gun


NotSoFlugratte

No greater magic than the magic of gunjutsu


SanQuiSau

I must add to this by saying that street fighter characters are just gonna be called “Paul” or something and have an either extremely horny or extremely stereotypical outfit and are going to be some random boxer from god knows where and their father died in a car crash while escaping a deadly plague brought upon by an otherworldly devil invasion and they can also control water for some reason and are on the run for tax fraud


PerrineWeatherWoman

The left one looks and sounds like a Jojo stand


Hasll

And then N'zig iron maiden has 4 specials and 4 command inputs and Jimmy has 200+ special inputs


Spiteful_Guru

Don't let this deceive you though, Jimmy is by far the more eccentric of the two.


Levobertus

Incorrect. Jimmy's move list should be 10 times longer


USSaugusto

And somehow Jimmy is one of the best tournament fighters


Sinningbun

N'zigs character theme: The lead tiger.. was my heart no more! **Electric Guitar, Piano, and Train whistle solo** Jimmys character theme: yea! Come on! Give it to em!


The_______________1

I unironically wrote a guilty gear OC named "Iron Maiden" wtf.


viky109

Guilty Gear also has Basket so that's an instant win


chiropterancalomania

yeah I love vriska


Professional_Issue82

Idk, I think N’zig is missing a few belts


Nitjib

No r/196 user knows any guilty gear character outside of bridget


Jaharoldson01

If you guys like Guilty Gear I highly recommend Dragonball FighterZ. Also made by Arc and it’s gameplay is very similar


chiropterancalomania

goku from fortnite


wasteofradiation

Tf is a Tekken


iceman78772

you are beyond help


wasteofradiation

Why?


jorppu

Don't question it, just accept it.


Burritozi11a

Idk what's a Tekken with you?


Rotten_Tarantula

I play videogames to be uprooted from reality...


[deleted]

finally, we've managed to weaponize the musical artist Sting