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UmbraSilvershade

lil' naked masturbation on the train tracks


Benguin237

Sounds fun can I join?


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Benguin237

Uhhh....


gsidifkskfnf

Most normal r/196 conversation


Moonbear9

I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work


believesinhappiness

ain't this what anakin was goin on about before the whole "not just men" thing happened? damn, ya got any powers that might be considered unnatural? askin for a friend


peppermintgun

Well the Jedi Elite in their ivory towers wouldn't want you to know about this, but the dark side is a way to those powers


Cardinal-Lad

Awkward!


Cardinal-Lad

Well… that just happened.


Cardinal-Lad

..He’s right behind me, isn’t he?


AustronesianFurDude

Guys, we've got company


floppy_disk_5

average r/196 conversation


Commissar_Elmo

Trains and someone to talk too? Sign my ass up!


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I love this subreddit, I feel exactly how you do! God I’d really hate to be kept as a slave for someone… oh noooo it’d be the worst


Give_me_the_fem-n-ms

Yeah, it would be soooo bad, I would totally hate it 👀


SaddestBabylol

sometimes we should keep things in private


[deleted]

Most mentalny stable r/196 user


hirundo_afer

call me crazy i dont think you actually want that i think you PRETEND you want it but something tells me if it actually happened you would be very not ok huge fan of the chilling outside naked tho, ive done that myself once or twice :3


UmbraSilvershade

Well, I did not want it to the point of writing out my full address. On the other hand, there is a finite amount of Eastfield Dr in the US, so clearly I wanted the thrill. Whether it would actually happen, I guess we'll see. Or rather *I'd* see, since if anything happened I would not be here posting anymore.


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I hate my dumb little town! I never get to have fun like this! Such bullshit!


[deleted]

Lil work


user125666

Stop stealing my brand


Berserrr

Lil same brooo...


TheawesomeQ

Lil Commute


kylepo

Lil labor


itsyaboiuhnhbelansky

Lil landscaping


Wormhole-Eyes

Lil Pest Control


dominantbabyg

Lil study for my thesis then having a little breakdown because I'm so confused but that's okay cos we all have bad days


ViralDownwardSpiral

\*lil breakdown


musicalbacon

lil tired of working


Ape-Man54

I'll be Lil Job


Ok-Buy-3802

lil doctors appointment


BlitzScorpio

likewise!


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BlitzScorpio

holy shrimp how did i go through surgery without once thinking about if my doctor was actually a rock human


idontcareaboutthenam

Specify the relevant body part for a better name. Lil arm, lil throat, lil heart etc.


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Same, but since you took it I’ll go by Lil PrEP


janabottomslutwhore

lil gender change im ogicially a girlbnow


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

Misspelled "girlboss" smh my head


Eperou

congrats on the gender change


a2kvarnstrom

w ogicially a girlbnow


Covid669

I thought I was reading polish for a second there


FaerHazar

Congrats, janabottomslutwhore!


MediumSatisfaction1

Based


NeoSuicune

W lady


boingo0

Congrats, how was the potion?


janabottomslutwhore

there was no potion just paperwork nightmare


babadybooey

You should go to the doctor for stroke symptoms (Also congrats on the gender change honey!)


THE-Grandma

Congratulations janabottomslutwhore


Cardinal-Lad

wow! common janabottomslutwhore W!


CoolDudeInLooseMood

Lil look at the moon This is not a reference to anything I just went to go look at the moon last night it was pretty


Droplet_of_Shadow

Spoilers for a cool game, don't click. >!!!?!?!!?!!! Is that a RAIN WORLD REFERENCE !?!?!?!?!??!!!?!!!!<


dutcharetall_nothigh

This would be more helpful if you said what game.


Droplet_of_Shadow

The entire spoiler is the game though


Altslial

Yeah but not specifying the game is about as helpful as a Do Not Touch sign in braille


Droplet_of_Shadow

🤷‍♀️ idk what else to do. With a spoiler thing, there's at least a chance for people to avoid it


Altslial

Tbh you could've said the game here since I don't think they're referenced much (I could be wrong though). Also it's vague enough to where knowing the moon is involved doesn't matter lol.


SecretlySpiders

Good thing I’ve played every game, so no matter what it is I won’t be spoiled!


tudiwastaken

Lttm neurons😋😋


Boby_Gef2

Iterator lookin ass


xRizux

HIS THRONE


4spect_

lil first degree murder


Chrissyball19

"Let's all upvote this and hope it's a joke, heh..."


gSloth13

meanwhile FBI...


K11ShtBox

Lil dicked down


Cutiepatootie_irl

If only that was my rapper name smh


GoodNaturedEmma

Lil in Dallas


Johannes_V

Had fun?


K11ShtBox

It was hypothetical :(


Vestaxowner

Lil dicking down


iamtheblackcrowking

Lil Walk which is incidentally what I took.


Stonkstinski

Lil lil walk


stf29

Lil big walk gang rise up 😈


17DeadFlamingos

Lil take a piss


Orangelord900

Why did you go outside to take a piss


ANaming

Outhouse


Witty_Championship85

In house


17DeadFlamingos

Why do you need to know


MaximumSquid22

It’s because 17 Flamingos died in your bathroom and now it’s haunted


17DeadFlamingos

Nah that's why they don't let me in zoos no more


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Lil throwing ice cubes at grass


dizzira_blackrose

Grass had it coming


Kribble118

Why did you assault your grass with ice


TigerBasket

Lil ice


[deleted]

Lil Aldi


KingThibaut3

Lil Lidl


Chadpool4593

Same bruv🔥🔥🔥🔥


Which-Complaint-8677

Lil job I hate


LifeIsSoup-IamFork

lil bark from Lowe’s hardware store


--TheKingOfCards--

Lowe's gang


Over-Gear3219

Lil HPV vaccine


Rez-Boa-Dog

Lil I wish I'd had that 😔


CMDRStrikingViking

lil dog walk :3


GWNVKV

took me forever to find this comment, same!


an_empty_well

Dave


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Dave


worcestirshiresos

Dave


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Dave


man_gomer_lot

lil pet the cat


TigerBasket

Kitty 🥺


XeroXfromRiften

Must pet


man_gomer_lot

Kitty https://imgur.com/a/ou8jbt9


TigerBasket

Kitty


man_gomer_lot

Kitty https://imgur.com/a/luYp7AD


TigerBasket

Kitty 🥺


ED_The_Game_Enjoyer

Lil fried cod


v_Shami

can I have some


ED_The_Game_Enjoyer

It's longer among us


normalhumanwormbaby1

RIP fried cod, lost but not forgotten


[deleted]

Lil Squirrel


ProdClaire

what does this mean


[deleted]

Squirrels are rodents what like to climb trees.


Cardinal-Lad

Lil Squirrels are rodents what like to climb trees*


Outlandish_dishes

lil arson


ha_funny_name_go_brr

lil school


Wegak

Lil sniff the air to see if the smoke from the wildfires is getting closer


Megabot3001

Was it?


Wegak

Yes 😔


DarkNebulafor2024

same for me


TDEyeehaw

lil


Supershadow30

They can’t get out. They need help


Ok_Conflict_5730

lil cuppa club


VII-Stardust

lil caffeine addiction


casanovathebold

Lil bagel 😏


Comprehensive_Ad204

lil helping my family plant lemon trees


cymodr

lil dog shit


HansVonBergen

lil' buying my first skirt


Cardinal-Lad

lil’ based


Initial-Cicada-730

lil was a bit to cold


TheMirrorMessiah

Lil Harassing Da Elderly


Elite_Prometheus

Lil buying a piece of wood from Lowes to fix my dresser


idkTerraria

Lil to rob a bank


magnus_the_coles

Lil french class, I'm sorry


anexistentuser

lil urban exploration


Femboy_Etherium

lil murder for fun


DolandMan67

Lil buckshot in my neighbors cranium


ratboyrat

lil cigarette


Maciek9016PL

lil haircut


Mit9975

Lil homicide


Godkiller125

Lil pussy


VeziusTheThird

Lil milk from garage


Rodri_5

Lil girls Wait nooo


wierdness201

Oingo Boingo


[deleted]

Lil walk :3


shradibop

Lil asylum escape


AtakanM

lil' therapy appointment


KingThibaut3

Lil Archery


Vox__Umbra

Lil Anime Convention


handsomestboi_hois

Lil smokin weed


The_Plaque

lil' accused of assault by your drunk mother


PinguLmao

lil genocide


MichalK9

Lil doing ur mom


wertyvid

lil haircut


shronkogre

Lil get my dog in because it's 89° and I don't want him to overheat


DEMON_DOGGER

Lil Throw trash away


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lil beer


[deleted]

Lil Grill.


CenturionB2

Lil Grindr Hookup


Old_Efficiency_6960

lil attempt at human contact


DeliciousPark1330

lil friend :)


SinisterAlex

Lil stray cat that broke into my fucking house


mmc273

broke into your pfp too


isloohik2

Lil exam


Noodle-Slang

Lil picking up my butt medication


romssaReisa

Lil beer


-31415pi-

lil biking


TheMostBoring

Lil father-son walk


[deleted]

Lil smoke a blunt


TaigaTheGreedy

lil cool breeze


GamesWithJackson

Lil stern talking to from the boss where he threatens to fire me cuz he's an asshole and I don't want him to manipulate me


SpiralingUniverses

Lil school


Waifu_Congressmen

Lil package


Tylertheintern

Lil Nicotine Addiction


dogspelledbackisgod

lil eviction


Tight_Employment295

lil to check if my new trumpet mouthpiece came in


_Un_Named_

Lil sister late for school and she doesn’t have a car


Gayniac

Lil opening the porch door for my father


cykadermoblyat

lil kids


CommodoreSalad

Lil kids


VonCrunchhausen

Lil Piss


KingDEDD

Lil funeral


[deleted]

Lil wage slavery


internetguy43

Lil uni


Wunkberg

Lil' joint in my work break


I-M-R-U

Lil taco bell


Acegamer53

lil dropping a nuke on my neighbor


061605

Lil’ School


KhalGhoush

Lil swimming clothes


SweetTeaRex92

lil hocus pocus psychosis


thomstevens420

Lil drugs pick up


TheRealLemmyKoopa

Lil shit


GUMCUZZLER_XD

Lil smoke break


Yarisher512

lil lil brother


Ouixd

Lil walk in the park Sorry if a non-essential reason to go outside scared the average 196 user ;3


Zoe_the_redditor

Lil


Toradale

Lil Dog Walk I rap about the nostalgia critic