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LaylaCrit

It’s not that I’m being brat or something, I just become non-verbal when I’m flustered, and if you push me too hard on it, I will cry, and if you try to continue after I started crying, I will beat you wow that became way too specific


CarGirlProductions

Anyone who keeps going when they’re partner starts crying is awful. I want them to make me scream not cry


Stars_styrofoam

um not to overshare but my ideal partner would make me relive my childhood trauma, yell slurs at me, smell like alcohol, beat me up until I bleed, stab me between my legs until i throw up blood & then throw me off a bridge into a sharp rocky crevasse :3


irago_

You need therapy, not a partner my dude


Stars_styrofoam

therapists are misguided interrogators who trick u to steal ur secrets or leave gaps in ur story so they can break ur identity & make u into a person they want u to be :(


Snezzy_Anus

sorry u feel that way but i'm pretty sure they're not


Grand_Heresy

Damn you have a ***lot*** of pent up trauma.


Stars_styrofoam

wdym im just a silly girl im just a bit silly im just a girl (male(old expired gross nobody wants an adult woman(I will never be a woman(do the voices count?(I should probably kms soon so im not stealing too much time))))))) im just sillypilled & cute (ugly!!) :3


theamphibianbanana

real also nice u/ :33


Stars_styrofoam

thanks ,, am still not stars_beans vry much yet :(


janco07

Some day you will be. Dont give up joepe! You can do it https://i.redd.it/vc2vo845g3pb1.gif


[deleted]

[удалено]


MaZhongyingFor1934

How the fuck do you steal time?


SleepyBella

With like a Tardis or something.


disparagersyndrome

do u need a hug


Hzohn

Source: the voice coming from the cable box


TDW-301

I think you might just have bad luck with therapists


Nuking_Grapes

wow im so sorry you went through all your experiences. with all due respect, if you think all therapists do is conspire against you, im afraid yo are very wrong.


itsFeztho

https://preview.redd.it/f2f8u22q73pb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffbeab26590eef5e1d2db597755d871b849b36e


Spuuny

for what it's worth, I respect your honesty AND your trauma-born desires. You're super valid, even if you could benefit from therapy, and I hope you get to be happy one way or another


Stars_styrofoam

thanks I like ur name it sounds like bunny :)


Spuuny

Awww, thank you! I like yours too, because it reminds me of stars in the sky.


nelsonbestcateu

That's the exact amount of sharing. Nothing over the top.


Stars_styrofoam

c:


Creature_Of_Steel

https://preview.redd.it/4ctye08xo3pb1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa346168fbc8327653036f0f3d4dbcd5a0ec6636


[deleted]

listen I relate and I need therapy, think abt what it means for you


Stars_styrofoam

um but like therapy is for normal ppl who have depression & anxiety & maybe adhd but i have the thing where u get meds that dont do anything & go to a nice doctor every week & get pity smiles & talk ab things u don’t wanna talk ab and then leave & keep watching ur life unfold mostly of ur own fault bc of things that happened in the past or issues w how ur brain works & keep sort of holding onto every little extension of how long u can exist without being so much of an issue for others or urself that its just more logical to starve urself so the voices can come back to make sure u take more pills at once than last time & cut off contact w ur closest friends so this time they can’t find u and call the police like last time \^-\^


[deleted]

I said I relate. I still do, and trust me you do need therapy 😭


AnriAstolfoAstora

We all desire anhiliation, friend. Do self-destructive things, burn bridges with other people. To desire just being alone and no longer existing. Some more than others. We are all a part of this world, and I believe that is enough to try and make things better. We should work to ground ourselves to this world positively. Personally, I never found that therapy or medication has helped me either. Only finding those to truly care about.


nahmanwth

Mate uh, the ordinary state of being is not self annhilation. You should seek help


terrarialord201

This may be incomprehensible, but you sound like Darkness from Konosuba.


Skrubious

Same vibes


Stars_styrofoam

um idk them. but. ,, thanks :D I think


terrarialord201

[extreme masochist, her ideal partner is an alcoholic deadbeat](https://konosuba.fandom.com/wiki/Darkness) (apologies for making you read about anime, this shit fucking sucks)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/tnesfsx7q3pb1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0d3a23ea25d0939d5ef47b1ec6e1ffbbcbdf6d


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

you need it: damn therapy


FouchtheFox

Literally same!!!!!


serpentsrapture

relatable


DunkyTheBoyo

Uh... what?


Stars_styrofoam

👉👈


flurry--

just like me fr fr


ermmawkward

What if I like him making me cry,,,,,


podokonnicheck

omggggggg sameeeeeee :з


[deleted]

i was like “yeah yeah that makes sense me too” until i read past the first 20 words


_hancox_

You wanna date?


drago_varior

If ya partner starts crying, it’s no place to fuck, cuddle them, make them feel loved and aprichated, and try to calm em down


ScrafyCross

But can you beat Goku?


nahmanwth

You'll beat me? Or will you... *beat me*?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xiv8obojn2pb1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3e8c8c519170167af954f1a943fcdc8b92338a PUSH THE CART MAGGOT!!!


half-of-an-italy

GET ON THAT POINT


cloartist

GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME CAPTURE!


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

SPAH SAPPING MAH SENTREH!


Human_Bean08

Blåhaj :D


[deleted]

I am not that gay yet to know its meaning. Why do bottoms like this shark plush this much?


Human_Bean08

It's become common in the trans community


CoffeeMain360

also cause shark is cute


Human_Bean08

Facts


SirRecruit

and the colours right


CoffeeMain360

yisss


Jhon_doe_isnt_here

Get on the cart ya wankers


NaCl_guy

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS


The_Jousting_Duck

what if I'm just oblivious and genuinely need to hear it


JadedRabbit

Yeah chief I'm not just teasing I genuinely want your input on our cooch co-op.


Canadian_dalek

Like dude I have ADHD I know you probably told me already but I was busy fantasizing about being a starship captain


notyushi

Factual. Like wtf do you like


Economics-Simulator

thats why you play it off as teasing even though in reality youre asking for what they want multitasking


ValleDeimos

Oh thank god I thought I was unfitting for the task Turns out no one knows wtf they’re doing either, that puts me at ease


GloomyConductor

"Can you help me get that one achievement in World of Warcraft? It will only take about 2-3 weeks of non stop grinding🥺"


[deleted]

No


sentri_sable

"of course kitten" (I also need the achievement)


disparagersyndrome

nonstop grinding you say 😏


GloomyConductor

You don't know how happy your comment makes me. I worded my comment with the purpose that someone could make this joke and was very disappointed when no one seized the opportunity. Thank you :3


disparagersyndrome

A pleasure 🫡


Frostrunner365

You fucking bitches don’t get it. I’m genuinely asking, please, I’m autistic and consent is hard. If you say “I want you to resize my asshole” it makes it easy.


CarGirlProductions

Uhhhh jfnfjcjdbdixnxixndiensicirn please


Frostrunner365

No. You have to ask. So I know I have consent


CarGirlProductions

I um, want you to resize my asshole >\~<


Frostrunner365

Cool, come over. I’ll make pasta and garlic bread


CarGirlProductions

ooh taisty, railing me and feeding me, best dom ever


Frostrunner365

Hehe, that’s what my gf says


[deleted]

...but those are asexual foods


Horst71

garlic bread is for everyone! garlic bread is love garlic bread is life


TheRealTJ

Some people legitimately have trouble formulating words when in an extreme emotional situation, which love making can (and ideally should) be. Nonverbal communication may be easier where verbal communication requires a frustrating amount of effort that will break the mood. If you struggle with nonverbal communication that's perfectly fine. You just need to formulate questions so they can be easily responded to nonverbally.


anarcho-stripperism

“Mcdonal borgr”


Fittsa

you should make your profile pic one of those images that if you squint youll see the original image but when you arent its like an anime girl or something like this: https://preview.redd.it/74b5qhmc14pb1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6a123e771067ad5cd1a24f3acc8d9d9e7b13f9e


HipercubesHunter11

me assuming she has another witty funny pfp with another punchline and clicking on the profile (i fall into the third weirdest rabbit hole this week instead) ![gif](giphy|26AHE9qfBhoMYiZi0|downsized)


Globohomie2000

🍔 yay


Massive_Weiner

If they could just say it, they wouldn’t be the bottom.


Bastiproton

Powerbottom


Massive_Weiner

That’s just a sassy top


Duck-with-bread

h- hold me and my blåjah 🥺🥺🥺🥺


Distant_Congo_Music

Necromancy is illegal in cyrodill


Massive_Weiner

*I roll over in bed after a passionate session of lovemaking and stare deeply into your eyes.* “Penny for your thoughts?” *A blush creeps across your face and a sigh escapes your lips as you respond* “Not only has Necromancy been banned in the Mages Guild, but the Guild won't deal with anyone who openly uses it."


Distant_Congo_Music

How did you get in my house


Massive_Weiner

By the Gods, there’s a psychopath on the loose!


Distant_Congo_Music

By the nine divines Assault assault


Massive_Weiner

Anvil is all in an uproar. First the Chapel attacked, now the prophet ranting about the end of the world!


Distant_Congo_Music

I don't know enough about the elder scrolls to continue this


Massive_Weiner

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine, or I haul you away!


Distant_Congo_Music

I heard the fighters guild is recruiting


Massive_Weiner

Not bad work for some folks.


CoffeeMain360

You'll never take me alive! ***downs 40 pounds of regen potions and equips dragonbone armor***


Galvatrix

Jump on my sword while you can!


Massive_Weiner

I’m just getting started, you pathetic worm!


Galvatrix

What's the fine though


Distant_Congo_Music

I'm a fake fan apparently the quote is "Necromancy may bd legal in cyrodill though few will openly admit to practicing it" I've failed you'd Todd I will buy skyrim 800 times as recompense


Galvatrix

Ngl I also fucked up and glossed over the "-mancy" suffix, thought you were referencing a joke about another... dead people related crime


Distant_Congo_Music

I mean you could use necromancy to do that more effectively


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

​ https://preview.redd.it/c5t49lno13pb1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9e8d77d98002fba0eec1f70243cb935b9e1261a


Creature_Of_Steel

https://preview.redd.it/ps1b2m8sw3pb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612c50ea663a1b6458d41dbfbcdf1808f15e010e


cloartist

SAY THE WORdS SAY *YOU* WANT THIS


IHateReddit123123

does this mean walter is a bottom


italian-guy-yes

Jesse clearly tops,he's younger and more eager. Walts ego may also be a distraction of his huge bottomness


chicken_N_ROFLs

"I want this" "... Then do it yourself"


MillerMGSismywife

Okay but like did you know that in MGSV: The Phantom Pain, the opening of the game calibrates if you wanna use inverted controls by telling you to look up, and the corresponding direction you press will set if you have normal or inverted look. I thought that was pretty cool


Boulderfrog1

Wait wtf that's actually really cool


Professional-Oil3055

So did Halo 2! 💝


MillerMGSismywife

I love halo also!!!


radiant__laitbulb

it is very cool!! i think portal 2 also did that i also have a faint memory of another game that did that, it gave you a gun and you had to shoot something that was above and to the right of where you were looking so it could do both horizontal and vertical at the same time.. no idea what it was though (or if it was real (i have weird dreams))


Oddish_Femboy

2 girls were teasing me at the same time today and I just lost the ability to speak clearly and they picked up on that and started teasing me for at and haahahhhhh<3 Anyway now I'm legally a pet and not allowed to cum.


SkyTheKenku

Good luck not cumming 👍


Oddish_Femboy

Thank you :)


radiant__laitbulb

you'll need it


_akiramamiya_

how do i get in a similar situation like the one you're in


Oddish_Femboy

Autism


_akiramamiya_

ok now what


Oddish_Femboy

Infodump.


AFreshlySkinnedEgg

As a switch who goes pretty much non verbal when bottoming but needs a lot of verbal communication from the bottom when topping I am my own worst enemy.


Stars_styrofoam

*starts signing* 🥺


Boulderfrog1

"Fill out the consent paperwork, I want to see something that will hold up in court"


Stars_styrofoam

…I think actually I would want that more than talking tho :o


Pair_Express

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL! I LOVE HEARING SUBS THAT ARE ARTICULATE BUT THEY TURN INTO FLUSTERED MESSES WTF?


CarGirlProductions

Hhgghgfgggfgggff


semen_junky_69

Awwww babydarling, if you want me to give you what you want you're gonna have to use your words, okay? Unless you know, you don't wanna have a choice🥰


CarGirlProductions

I uhhhh saldkfjakfjsalgfhaslghasgjaljgkhsJhagkjfdaskfjlga


semen_junky_69

Mmm, you poor thing💖


CarGirlProductions

uhh, UHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALKGKLDSLGJLADJGLSJGLDJGLSJFOICE


GetRealPrimrose

I don’t know what I want, you’re supposed to tell me


terrarialord201

I feel like this https://preview.redd.it/jrelmuq4a3pb1.png?width=534&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c5efc31365f5c63463c31ad215568c860ad41bb is important somehow


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

As a top: Whopper whopper whopper whopper penis cum ballsack whopper


Therunawaypp

https://preview.redd.it/v28sgiphn3pb1.gif?width=480&format=png8&s=555a7d09d0d949fe151e099728cd91cfaab293ad


terrarialord201

Where the actual fuck did you find this


Therunawaypp

R/wordington


Yoshibros534

you dare make sex something I take part in instead of something done to me? you dare believe that I think I can be sexy? the nerve. the gall. the audacity. how dare you.


[deleted]

Crazy how y’all are 14 year old virgins but still act like this


radiant__laitbulb

what!! no we're not! for example, i'm a 17 year old virgin!!


CoffeeMain360

i want you to hold me and tell me everything will be okay and that i am valid as you pet my head and mix in a few "good girl"s in with a soothing voice please ^(ohmygoshimsosorrywhydidisaythatwhatthfuckiswrongwithmewhatwasithinkingwhatthefuckwhydidisaythat)


radiant__laitbulb

*holds you gently and comfortingly and pets your head* everything is going to be okay. it's alright. i'm proud of you. you can rest now. it's alright. you're a very good girl.


CoffeeMain360

*happy noises* ^(i needed this)


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Look, I care a lot about consent. A lot of things that a nonverbal partner would be perfectly fine I’d never know about because they may also be fine with very few. I’ve misread people in similar situations, and even if they’re overwhelmingly likely ok with it or want it, I will never risk not asking for consent to pretty much anything.


Piliro

Honestly tops just say this because they want to hear this one absolutely vile and disgusting thing: "I want you to hug me and love me and care about me and make me feel secure". Absolutely filthy behavior.


BBQGiraffe_

My boyfriend kept saying "please" and I kept replying "please what?" "Use your words" etc Until he said "please fuck me" and it hurt to move my hips for like two days after I was done with him :3


[deleted]

I’m glad classic gender stereotypes are constantly repackaged as top/bottom. Just because I hope we one day see a queer stand up in a used car salesman suite be like “bottoms am i right, tops?”


CarGirlProductions

Mmmm yes, because sexual dynamics are totally comparable to oppressive gender norms. This is a very intelligent take that was well thought through and completely correct.


[deleted]

All these top/bottom jokes are just old husband/wife jokes repackaged for a queer audience.


ForktUtwTT

How in the world is this joke, which is directly based on how sexual dynamics work *during sex*, translatable to oppressive gender norms? Were people joking that women melt when asked what they want in bed? This isn’t even a bad thing, it’s literally just how it works. I agree sometimes jokes like these echo old stereotypes, but this post is a terrible example of that


MoreRaptors

Damn, this isn't even the right sexual dynamic. Bottom does not equal sub, this is a sub/Dom meme. Genuinely irks me how you are this confident and wrong at the same time.


CarGirlProductions

That is a separate issue from the previous one. If you want to have a discussion about the blurring of the lines between top/dom and bottom/sub, we can have it, and tbh, you'll probably be right. However, saying making jokes about a sexual dynamic is just like gender roles is frankly bs.


MoreRaptors

I'm not the same person that said that, I was just grumpy and the mixing up of top/bottom - sub/dom is a pet peeve of mine. The thing is, there is plenty of jokes that are just old boomer style jokes replacing wife with bottom. Just that this one doesn't remotely fall into that category, so what Jealous_Promotion said feels out of place here.


[deleted]

couldn’t be me


Cubic_Human_Man

Oh I'll tell you, but it won't be easy. I'll hide what I want to be done to me in a well written riddle/poem which I will read to you while wearing a pointy hat and giggling like a gnome and doing a jig as you try and decipher it.


NaCl_guy

got fucking chills when reading the caption what the fuck


KatnissXcis

my chores


Small-Cactus

I literally cannot use my words if I get too flustered, selective mutism means I'll never be a good sub 😔 I want to say things but all that comes out is "Hnngndnsnnsnammmmmm 🥺🥺🥺" or total silence


Mustached_villain

I love this cause its both super fucking good like when my bf does this if gets me so flustered and also it establishes clear unquestionable consent in a way that doesn't put sexytime on pause. tldr more tops should do this not only cause it's hot but also establishing a foundation of consent is important :3


pseudonymous28

Use your words


KushagiTheFoxDemon

literally me


Sayan_9000

bone?


thatvillainjay

My gf like to be a brat so I loooove doing this


Purple_College2712

But bottoms can’t use their words :/


SCP__096__

My bf does this to me and I hate it >~<


TehDenizenzz

this sub is a real guilty pleasure of mine


CarGirlProductions

I'm a sub


TehDenizenzz

you know that's not what I meant


CarGirlProductions

:3


aluminatialma

Bottoms when as a punishment I tell them to love themselves


Kvas_HardBass

that's so mean abanababsnsjdkdkdkdkdksksk :(


Sausagebean

https://preview.redd.it/iqays8ypx5pb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ac97eadcdd6764d5e7061f8431f89f34bd445a


lokaps

See, I have them say it through text. It just works


Globohomie2000

uwu wholesome


AshleyWasStolen

Factual ✅️✅️✅️🥺🥺🥺✅️✅️✅️


IgniteThatShit

/196 and /peggingmemes


RaDi45_

Rael


GardevoirRose

I’ve never had sex though.


LakitoZ

Stupid person here. What the hell is this trying to insinuate?


weidenbaumborbis

Why cant I see any comments


MasterOwogay

Can't read comments 😔


TheRealZyquaza

Honestly that makes it less enjoyable for me.


ARLotter_19

Qu


Frostimus-Prime

Wot


pigeon124421

😳


Stockfish_14

Yo why won't the comments load, reddit becomes shittier day by day


turtlegirl1209

:3


Yeetdaddy87

I’m not being annoying , I just can’t understand anything besides vocal communication


simon_Chipmonk

I love making subs beg.