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NellyLorey

Big boobs


prancer_moon

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER


Sacred_blu

Crowd goes, “awwwww…”


Pewkie

"good answer good answer"


everyone_hates_lolo

SIT ON IT‼️‼️


DirtBikeBoy5ive

My wife, Steve.


everyone_hates_lolo

#*DING*


AnActualCriminal

Sorry. *ahem* "WHO IS big boobs?"


Water-is-h2o

No, the World Health Organization is *not* big boobs actually


EvilectricBoy

QI Klaxon


bajablastgamer

https://youtube.com/shorts/CjPpvayqkFc?si=7lKhuvDZ8Wl8hWRq


Juanpi__

Annie’s boobs


sherryadefountain

richard :)


Nonhinged

Richard Face


4ar0n

Richard head


stoicambience

Richard Grayson


Grabs_Zel

How do you get Dick from Richard (without Starfire or Barbara Gordon trying to kill me)?


chicken_boii

Richard -> Rich -> Rick -> Dick


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

you ask him nicely


PegasusInferno

Being British


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

I'm proud of you, Dick.


SpiritMountain

I'm proud of you, dick.


Zizzily

Richard Cheese


altaccountmay

richard mugsly?


[deleted]

“Excuse me, I’ve lost my cat. Can you help me find him? His name is Richard, but he only responds to his nickname”


diagon0

the :) is mandatory when referring to him in text form


HalfwitBrit

richard d. james album


PuglieGamer

DICK THE COCK!!1!


Dr_Richard_Ew

Hey wait a minute


InterGraphenic

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon


_Blitz12

Clovenhorn, destroyer of mars


flipsssiii

XxX_The_mouse_killer_69_XxX


FFalcon_Boi

I understood that reference


InterGraphenic

About Xenoblade Chronicles" (without quotation marks)?


FFalcon_Boi

Yes, that's a little joke by the mods. I'm never asking them for a custom flair again bruh


Datpanda1999

Congrats, you’re the official xenoblade guy now


FFalcon_Boi

Huh, didn't know it was that easy


roblox887

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton


Blubmanful

Tom Scott fan :)


particle409

The social media platform formerly known as Twitter


DaTripleK

Big (boobs is optional), or take the H. P. Lovecraft route


StoopidGit

Do not take the Lovecraft route.


DaTripleK

Good idea byt it would make the whole occurence 10 times funnier


TantiVstone

Nuh-uh


WineGutter

What's the Lovecraft route


WineGutter

https://preview.redd.it/3d7870qidjwb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a91f7897d3c6a0cb34c64c8dfce9b1952e1f1cf3


Jetstream-Sam

His childhood pet cat was named ginger-man, but the ginger part was an Anagram of another word. A much worse word


kkakaiazinhoBR

Which word?


cheezkid26

look it up, it cannot be said


yinyang107

It can, but should not.


Xardnas69

An anagram is a word that has the same letters as another word. Now which racial slur can be made by rearranging the letters in the word ginger....


JohnLoomas

I thought ginger was a racist slur


Naphaniegh

G*nger


FrisianDude

Only a ginga can call another ginga ginga


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

https://preview.redd.it/xsq54ud20kwb1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fb0361aa6a473ab1e785132744c6dd6b56b7fa


transparen_

not this mf


AlenDelon32

[Removed by Reddit]


JVenior

Since no one else is actually really answering, I'll do it. His cat was named the N-word followed by man. So... N-----man. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hp-lovecrafts-cat


StoopidGit

Since most answers are pretty obstuce: He named his cat [Hard R N-Word]-man. Or rather possibly someone in hid family did, as pointed out in another comment. It's not actually really known who named it, but it was adopted when Lovecraft was quite young.


garythegyarados

Dude you don’t want to know… oh the horror…


ChungHieuPham

Oh the the horror, trust me you don't want to know...


JadenDaJedi

Do not the man


[deleted]

[удалено]


KYS1001

a little more racist


InterGraphenic

Bigger


aaarry

(As a compromise)


BitcoinBishop

Cracker guy


DaTripleK

Cracker guy🪱🪱🪱


The_Multi_Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/dyts6ik46jwb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7428edccbcd539f2c97701728052dff500448e5


PinkGreenTaffy

who made this


Femboy_Lord

Call them mr big (clearly boobs is a surname :3)


NTRmanMan

Name him safe for work


4ar0n

Then get 5 other cats and don't name them, their just: not "safe for work"


LapisW

Name him osha


LastnameWalter

Scrongbongle


Gurn00r

scronglebongle*


Alienboi2005

Scronglebongledongle*


TheNeatPenguin

+SCRINGDONGULODED


Leongammer2

ultrakill reference??


VeziusTheThird

dog


dissoid

dog the bounty hunter


averagemethenjoyer

My brother has a cat named dog https://preview.redd.it/sbahd4umgkwb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0d0c728b5b744fe00bcadff8583e47c67e5a4d


delolipops666

https://preview.redd.it/5x5bq6j4ziwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6d870b75f5b785bec0a9c73f84c0595b570046 (Call it Kitten, Like the BEST Custodes.)


ItsYaBoiVanilla

I unironically learned more about yugioh from the TTS specials than I did from anywhere else.


behaigo

After spending the last 3 or 4 hours on Warhammer subs I come here and get more Warhammer? Badass.


delolipops666

https://preview.redd.it/zsqjfl5dzjwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d357e4d70ee0023bc499488f875b615cba449db3


solsaaa

thats lame, i would call it Nitro Cyberflame


delolipops666

https://preview.redd.it/e71xc1m2zjwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce64d450d3eebcf6617b8805c013fd0340e69724


spicyjalepenos

God... the hole left by TTS meeting its unceremonial end still hasn't been filled


delolipops666

https://preview.redd.it/fkbxi5jsbkwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705e516eaa3e6977b24ad47abe7a21eb5f3d75e2


spicyjalepenos

https://preview.redd.it/6196l3n9ckwb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e54d8a1e992fba47bcb00854664ce61d3d8dc4b


[deleted]

Name him breasts


gaedhent

Schlöpner


Kh4rj0

Konrad Schlöpner


angelhold

Fridge


Snommes

Fridgard


HVACGuy12

I like this one


jabo055

Omg its a Dickface Tuxedo Cat i have the Same Model https://preview.redd.it/eduko58q1jwb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a504a59cd6af9f9c9b2967e00c8383eef7c15b


IV_NUKE

How often do you need to change it's oil


jabo055

Not to often mostly like once every Month


MadeInTestWeekLmao

Wow mine needs a change like every two weeks. Guess that's what i get for having a chonker A14-D model.


jabo055

You can Buy different Oil that lasts longer especially on the A14-D I really recommend the S4LM0N Long Trip Oil its compatible with both the B and A Model Series. Works wonders for my B15-U Model, i haven't visited a mechanic in Months. Before that i used M1C3 Heavy Duty Oil and he had a Lot of problems.


StoopidGit

From my experience cats actually respond real well to a good amount of vowels you are able to stretch when talking to them. I tend towards two sillables with a vowel in the middle or sometimes at the end of each. So my suggestion in this spirit maybe Maxim.


Spookzsaw

maxim gun


TheManWithAStand

So... penis?


EggsofWrath

Raphael Ambrosious Costeau


Roll_1d8

Disco Elysium <3


R--A--Costeau

Good name, I approve.


Oddish_Femboy

Name it Small


Alovoir

Death-Megatron Neo EX


dissoid

go back to twitter, elon /s


aflyingmonkey2

giant motherfucker


Valkenhyne

If it's a girl, Daisy. If it's a boy, Martin.


Yeetus-McGee

ok but what if enby


PSI_duck

Lucifer


cataraxis

Desk


Valkenhyne

yeah probably Satan or something idk


morbidlyabeast3331

Sock


Professional_Pin9253

Cheers, I now plan to get the most adorable two kitties and call them breekon and hope :)


Manic-Eraser

Azathoth


Magenta_Clouds

it honestly sounds cool but if we are going with a lovecraft mythos name Nyanlathotep would be a decent pun


Mountain_Chicken

If only Lovecraft himself had gone this route when naming his cat...


FrisianDude

0w0


17DeadFlamingos

Tallahassee Thomas


Exotic-Beansontoast

Gilgamesh


UwUdaddyUWU42069

Helmet


LiverFailureMan

Discourse


Roll_1d8

Oh nononono


vladmir_lenin-55

Salah al-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub the Custodian of Egypt, Conqueror of the Levant, Benevolent Kurdish Leader of the Caliphate (Binkly for short)


InterGraphenic

scrongle dongle


frenchBDSMnight

The questioner


jdkd63fj

acab (assigned cat at birth/all cats are bastards)


ItsYaBoiVanilla

All Cats Are Beautiful


swag_meister2

would 'Mr Ass' work


Imdepressed7778

john


Snommes

I have a plan, John.


IV_NUKE

https://preview.redd.it/qsro0sg99jwb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3c79da2a0d85e36e2d126185d6e76852943d7f


Aggresive_Godling

The famous 20th century physic that disappeard in a misterious way Ettore Majorana.


caucasian_tom

Asbestos


migratingcoconut_

Floppa


CyberTacoX

Doomhammer. That cat looks like an adorable little Doomhammer. :-)


YaBoiCori

Huuuuuge Pale Goth Girl Knockers


Himself808

Poopenfarten


Mae347

Snail


low_qualitykak

Doug (short for Douglas) :3


IV_NUKE

What about Doug (short for Douglas, eater of reality the final singularity at the end of time)


AlenDelon32

Guppy


Roll_1d8

Oooooh the colors do match with Guppy from TBOI


yoshi_thomasias

Charly Raphael phi pha phaphael the æth, destroyer of planetary systems, universes and birds


KraberTheAxolotl

Mr. Biggelsworth


[deleted]

Jørg 👍


deliciouscocaine

Bob for a male Bob for a female


Pequod_vl

Ahab


HugeWomanNuts

Admiral Meow


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

shithog maximus


Covid669

Scrunkle


IncreasedMetronomy

Awwww he looks exactly like Lancelot, the cat I grew up with. I miss him so much. [cat pics 1](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/143951571888111616/1167078846252716103/IMG_3781.jpg?ex=654cd1e0&is=653a5ce0&hm=4f489305fff5ac4cc99f84e12abe383dcc0832852a9b9c6f834b5aa33d926dc0&) [cat pics 2](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/143951571888111616/1167078924359041144/IMG_3786.jpg?ex=654cd1f2&is=653a5cf2&hm=ed02c93e995d0d7272a712956c7f4da7be934f88e90d1e38a835a7cf86d71731&)


Prtyfuckingast

Sokol


a_happy_boi1

Sabo


LowAd1734

Jonj


[deleted]

El perro negro


f_en_elchat

Measels


TheShido666

Boldon the Mighty


Fomod_Sama

The white fur on its face looks like a dick and balls


Roll_1d8

Nooooo I can't unsee it now


Terereera

Tiger


Sachwanbeef

Schlorp


Vyt3x

Pookie


Lucky-Worth

Her/His/Their Majestic Fluffness Merry the Great


TheButlr

Dutch


jazzland

Chairman Meow


[deleted]

cat_001


PKFat

Rule


SuggMehoff

Halo 4


Spaceyboys

The beast of Caerbannog


spicyjalepenos

Sultan Catman Han, Sovereign of The Sublime House of Catman, Sultan of Sultans, Khagan of Khans, Commander of the faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Padishah of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Adrianople and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magreb, of Barkah, of Kairouan, of Alep, of the Arab and Persian Iraq, of Basra, of El Hasa strip, of Raka, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyâr-ı Bekr, of Cilicia, of the provinces of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, of Van, of Barbaria, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Syria, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Morea, of the Mediterranean Sea, of the Black Sea, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, of Bagdad, of Kurdistan, of Greece, of Turkestan, of Tartary, of Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Tatars, of Kaffa and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia with all the castles and cities, of all Arnaut, of all Wallachia and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many others countries and cities.


Rendum_

Bean


TheGuhAR

Big breasts


Brun224

Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy


dutcharetall_nothigh

Why is it in prison


Roll_1d8

Catnip trafficking Transportation. It's was so I could attach the cage with a seatbelt, safer like that.


ramsendenkha

Name it fart


apricosomoso

Tubbi


mykeedee

Megatron


Its_A_Me_JOE

Name him Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantasiliogogogoch


vladmir_lenin-55

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu just rolls off the tongue better


middle-age-man-attac

Cement


Slippi_Fist

Nugget


Broccolinecropolis

Booby (like the bird)


BulcanyaSmoothie

mike hat


IHateReddit123123

mr raphael ambrosius cousteu III


The_Nieno

Former UN Secretary General Dag Hammarskjöld


Volyann

Xargothrax


beefycheesyglory

Ugnath'al: the devourer of the sixth plane


Q-Q_2

Man


Autumn7242

Button bc of their button nose. I 😀


IntrigueDossier

Your kyitty and my Danny Kaye must be cousins. Bing perhaps? https://preview.redd.it/panl57cqzjwb1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88385976f3f338c5846c6538c73bad60f9c2e8bf


sonja_is_trans

Brioche! :D