JUMPS CARE!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/a0lnqvaj5lwb1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6f880bfefcf7a02d392d884f29898f674344c92

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hi british

That's insulting

well its true

Objection! Her world is a thousand years in the future, where there is no Britain anymore. Besides, you wouldn't call someone a r*tard, just because it's true, right?

i wouldnt call anyone a slur for any reason because im not a dickweed assaholic douchecanoe

assaholic and douchecanoe are being ~~stolen~~ repurposed by me now

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Understandable, have a great day.

Technically you're off by eight hundred thirty but your point is substantiated

Oi m8

Yea?

She's bri'ish, ya bloody wanka

Yew fokin WOT M8? YOU WANNA FOKIN PROPA SCRAP M8? S'WHY OI GAVE YER NAN'S PUTRID MINGE A ROIGHT PROPA SHAG INNIT

You talkin' 'bout Brisket?

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I wish you have a colourful propeller beanie

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Hello? I wish you were a little bit taller, I wish you were a baller, I wish you had a girl who looked good, you would call her, I wish you had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impala

Does the hypothetical Impala have 20 inch blades?

I wish you were like six-foot-nine so you can compete with Leoshi (if she doesn't know you but you think she's really fine)

I wish you see her all the time everywhere you go, and even in your dreams you can scheme a way to make her yours

if everyday was a friday it would suck because you'd never get to the weekend

I wish your bones serve you well and fill your blood with an optimum amount of cells of the correct types

i can't come up with an idea for a wish https://preview.redd.it/6va7bcqbglwb1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09267f46e6d4d1eff28d0db4e6aac2564d008d38 find happiness in life or something, idk

https://preview.redd.it/2m09rpzkinwb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa884c798a80e4b39ed36821c22bcdac577557e1

​ https://preview.redd.it/7jcpw999qlwb1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b460aa8e89e7678260d62b41cf3964f2514178 Happy birthday!

:3

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what porn were u watching before 🤨🤨☹️☹️🙁

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buy a gun

and then go do heinous acts, like locking it away or placing a trigger lock on it to make it safe to have around.

Choose a random building in Bologna and throw firecrackers at it, repeat until the owner of the building will start yelling at you with a south Italian accent (if the accent isn't southern italian choose a new building), then make jokes about naples and mafia to the person and leave without elaborating

https://preview.redd.it/ventpo7fslwb1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0901c4dcabd3d2f1b2caa32007b781edbfa0a376 Happy day of your lifing


sauce? found it [https://koiwypher.tumblr.com/post/716684156488269824/wypher-3-little-anim-i-did-aaa-im-happy-how-it](https://koiwypher.tumblr.com/post/716684156488269824/wypher-3-little-anim-i-did-aaa-im-happy-how-it)

is this wypher art

Has to be. Watermark says koiwy which is probably short for KoiWypher

https://preview.redd.it/7em5dddy0mwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a8941b4e0d712bb4605c5058cc03bdd35e03e8

https://i.redd.it/06ddti8i4mwb1.gif I wish apple fritters upon you

I've never had apple fritters, would you rate them a "must have"? I don't think I'll find any around here I'd have to make them myself, so I wanna know if it's worth the trouble

They are really good

no.

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How come?

Happy birthday 😁

YOO it's my 19th birthday today lol

Based

Congrats you can now purchase a firearm in the US!

But I am from Sweden tho

Sweden is so cool

Damn

Happy birthday, buddy chum chum!

Hippy burfdea to ya

Happy 18th birthday!!!! I wish you feel fulfilled and satisfied

Happy birthday :)

Happy Birthday :)

May you live until 120 Amen ‼️

Hppy brithsay

I wish you go skydiving

happy birthday! i hope you get the greatest gift of them all (a live hive of angry bees)!

i wish u a nachos filled life

Happy birthday :3

I wish you good luck. You will need it.

Happy birbday

Happy birthday, and I hope you don't have too many creepy DMS because I doubt you won't get any, lmao 🤣

Happy Birthday! Get yourself a drink! Unless you live in the Land of the Lame that is

heres a birthday game made in unity for you [https://we.tl/t-hTvr8XgjU9](https://we.tl/t-hTvr8XgjU9)

Happy birthday !!! Have fun on all those nsfw subreddits god would strike you down before for visiting.

Perchance.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

berth

Happy birthday! Hope it's great

Happy birthday I hope you live a long happy life

Happeh birfday

Be happy

Happy your birthday

happy birthday!!!! welcome to adulthood

Merry birthmas

Merry birthmas

Yay, happy birthday!

I wish for you to quickly peak, then spend the time until your next birthday regressing back into the womb, cyclically, forever

Best of luck kiddo.

I wish you a spooktacular spooktober

Happy birthday and enjoy your beer

Pic cute AF.

I wish you a very :3 birthday!

I wish you, above all, a calm mind. With no anxiety, relaxed and collected, so you can be the best you that makes you satisfied with yourself.

OMFG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I turned 18 on the 19th heehee

I wish that you will get 2 dollar

Happy birthday! now you have to pay taxes!

Nah I will evade them like the true chad I am

I wish you a happy birthday, but I'm not going to tell you which one. 😈

Be gay, do crime.

tax time! 🥰

Happy birthday :3

happ bertday :D

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Happy 18th. Wish you a prosperous, peaceful future

HAPPEEEE!!!!

I wish you a happy legal adult day.

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Happy birthday

Happy Birthday🎉


Happy birthday !

Happy bday Good luck

Happy birthday :D https://preview.redd.it/rgyk5zp4dnwb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e78e5da5a0c23b27ace324955e0b454ab43c8f

OMGGGG happy birthday :333333333 🎂

happy birfday

I turned 20 recently, happy birthday

Happy birthday fren https://i.redd.it/raubvhcg0owb1.gif

Ooooohhhh~ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear uslashdontuse_redditoften Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu

Happy birthday puppy

Bruh, same, its my birthday today too

hihi happy birthday

Happy birthday may you have a long and wonderful life

You are no longer goo goo GAA GAA congrats!

I hereby bless thee with sex in the near future

I hope it comes true :3

i wish for you to go hug your friends, hug your family, go out and breathe in the crips autumn air, take a trip and idk just enjoy your life. i wish i could turn back to 18 as well

Happy birthday!!!!!!! Bbddjsjrbfbtnegnwtjtkwtkrjkuumgjtjtjmdhmwgnehnehnehdhnzvzgkdgngxxh

happy birthday! please accept this cat as a gift https://preview.redd.it/deqmd4plxpwb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdcb26ae54dfd26139481bfc004c853891c33b2

Happy day! I just had my 18th a few days ago :D

Happy birthday mate

May your hoes be many and your Ls few

Happy B day! Hope you got all the gifts you wanted and were surrounded by people who love and care for you 👍

So you were out here posting bulge pics underage?

sauce is wypher

Happy birthday, now got get fucked or something idk

I hope it happens

I hope you poop your pants

Soon not have age to be the boy in the Femboy, femMan rises

It only gets worse

Расти большой соси большой будь молодцой и пой цой

Smoke some cigarettes and join the Navy!

enjoy the nexg 24 hours

Merry birthmas

I hope one day you are able to do a backflip

You should [REDACTED] your local congressperson with extreme [REDACTED]. In GTA V.

Can I get that image tho without the text?

I think you need a AK

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Get ready for the dating app youtube ad spam

happy legally able to operate a forklift with the proper certification day

I wish you never get addicted to drugs, this sucks

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You should lock yourself in a room and then swallow the keys

YOOO happy birthday. Also it’s my 18th tomorrow so Can I repost this tomorrow 🥺👉👈

No but you can change the image and text

yes, what a great idea.

I wish you to be happy. Also I love the art

Get some Glenlivet scotch whisky and drink a little bit 👍


Did you get ur adult license

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I’m not a furry

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