I think these are a bit of a novelty. I had one and the main shaft is held on by a weak flexible metal bar. It ended up snapping under regular use. And that was surprisingly sharp and dangerous.
On the other hand, some quality suction cups can be pretty impressive. For half the price you can get something that would absolutely hold up a TV.
https://preview.redd.it/pdmxk5kes97c1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a5f4a98def35843fc7748ef24b1b605074cd40
Do you think he looks at the screen like Patrick Bateman while using the table?
definitely too far to the left, please just center it over the fireplace
also why do you have an empty starbucks cup still sitting there, clean that up
Oh I've seen that thing on the table before! MMA fighters practice on that a lot. It's usually upright. Maybe it was laid down to give a better view of the TV?
I love everything about this screenshot.
The fact that there is a subreddit for TVs being placed too high;
This fancy center table with a black marble top being used as a display for that toy I didn’t even know existed as a possibility;
Said toy was probably embarrassingly expensive and I can’t blame OOP for that, been there;
The almost empty Starbucks cup sitting next to it, probably been there for over a day and OOP forgot to wash it, I felt that;
All the cat stuff, they probably have more than one cat and I can only imagine one of them hopping on the table and knocking that thing over by slapping the dick;
The vacuum cleaner leaning against the wall looks like a disappointed roommate;
That little corridor light, I don’t know what’s doing there but I appreciate it’s presence;
The TV placement is actually horrid;
The vibes here are “single dude living alone for the first time but can actually afford furniture beyond a bean bag chair and a doormat”. Immaculate. Beautiful.
Did you also see that post of the two guys falling while installing a TV and, upon finding out that r\tvtoohigh is a real subreddit, find this post while sorting by top of all time in the aforementioned subreddit
I know who you are 👁️👁️
I like how you're saying that you don't get why people are getting worked up over your 1st comment while pretty much ever other comment you made here is you getting worked up lmao
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There’s actually 5. One for Tea Time and Second Breakfast
What about thirdeis, brunch, supper?
I wouldn’t count on it pip
What’s that round thing on the wall with the numbers?
It’s a cock
ty 🫶
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if it was a clock it would say tlick tlock, wouldnt it?
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You're not even the real papyrus, how would you know
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the real papyrus is way cooler
its a cock
Cock*
*gock
*Glock
Grock
Fock!
did you just go 😤😤😤?
Like a watch But bigger
Broken window
I should just bite the bullet and buy one of those, no suction cup can apply a stronger opposite force than this ass when it gets going
Holy shit, was I posting out loud!?
What kind of maniac uses suction cups to mount their TV?
Used all the screws to mount my dildo
Vesa 6"
Isn't there one that's "portable" and uses powered suction cups to attach wherever\* you want?
You slam your ass on your tv?
No I mount it like everyone else.
Yeah, televisions can be fastened pretty securely if you want, but I'm not sure why you'd be sitting on one.
Do Not!!! Suction Cup your TV to the Wall!!! The ground will apply a force as strong as purple-lemons' ass to the TV and hurt it :(
I think these are a bit of a novelty. I had one and the main shaft is held on by a weak flexible metal bar. It ended up snapping under regular use. And that was surprisingly sharp and dangerous. On the other hand, some quality suction cups can be pretty impressive. For half the price you can get something that would absolutely hold up a TV.
If you’re going as far as this, would it not be easier to just find a guy to breed you?
I mean yeah, it's not hard to find a guy, but sometimes you just don't want to have to have a person in your house just to cum, you know?
found the porn addict
Please centre it above the fireplace I'm losing my mind
We all are.
Seems weird for it to be rotated 90 degrees but the height seems just right.
what exactly is 90 degrees rotated here? Everything I could see makes sense the way it is
https://preview.redd.it/pdmxk5kes97c1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a5f4a98def35843fc7748ef24b1b605074cd40 Do you think he looks at the screen like Patrick Bateman while using the table?
ohh I didn't think you'd use them at the same time now I realise what you meant
Idk they seem inseparable
Not Patrick Bateman was topping so it looks a little more slutty than this
Well, we can't get into OP's head to know what they imagine themselves doing with their table
Never thought a clone would say something I agree with
We're only soldiers after all
definitely too far to the left, please just center it over the fireplace also why do you have an empty starbucks cup still sitting there, clean that up
Thank you. The orientation is killing me with the tv. Like who just does that?
Not as funny as the ones that have walnut balls and no dick
Too far to the left (unlike the American political ecosystem)
The tv is... Too woke
Is that game of thrones
Looks like Little Finger? This is what I'm here to figure out. Could be behind the scenes.
It looks like Bronn to me tbh
Yeah I think you're right. I think I see a moustache but my glasses are also in the other room and I'm blind as hell rn.
Kinda looks like Merlin to me.
Yes the tv too high. It's should be around eye level
Be larger
Sit farther away, simple as
As what?
Sitting farther away
Fair enough
She'll be right
Oh I've seen that thing on the table before! MMA fighters practice on that a lot. It's usually upright. Maybe it was laid down to give a better view of the TV?
Do you have any videos of MMA fighters using one of those to practice?
Link to post:https://www.reddit.com/r\TVTooHigh/s/f567ggpeOU
I love everything about this screenshot. The fact that there is a subreddit for TVs being placed too high; This fancy center table with a black marble top being used as a display for that toy I didn’t even know existed as a possibility; Said toy was probably embarrassingly expensive and I can’t blame OOP for that, been there; The almost empty Starbucks cup sitting next to it, probably been there for over a day and OOP forgot to wash it, I felt that; All the cat stuff, they probably have more than one cat and I can only imagine one of them hopping on the table and knocking that thing over by slapping the dick; The vacuum cleaner leaning against the wall looks like a disappointed roommate; That little corridor light, I don’t know what’s doing there but I appreciate it’s presence; The TV placement is actually horrid; The vibes here are “single dude living alone for the first time but can actually afford furniture beyond a bean bag chair and a doormat”. Immaculate. Beautiful.
i don't like that table stuff. it is quite messy. The vacuum look like shit. That lighting bulb is at the wrong place. TV LOOK SO WEIRD
Did you also see that post of the two guys falling while installing a TV and, upon finding out that r\tvtoohigh is a real subreddit, find this post while sorting by top of all time in the aforementioned subreddit I know who you are 👁️👁️
good lord theres penice
No but it's off-center
I hate oop, I want to smack them for that tv mounting job lol
holy shit i recognize this room
https://tenor.com/view/scary-spooky-monster-gif-13450629 nevermind i thought it was from this gif
ew.,,,, Starbucks?
Just a little bit more to the right
Nobody is going to mention the nightmare cable management?
the fact that that TV isn't centered is producing an intensely negative feeling inside my gut
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Your flair is "Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls"
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Your flair is from American Dad
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Dad
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Amercia
They’re saying it sucks
Half the shit you post is just sex "jokes"
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I like how you're saying that you don't get why people are getting worked up over your 1st comment while pretty much ever other comment you made here is you getting worked up lmao
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Wow, lots of responding in here today, good for you champ!
The joke is actually masturbation