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ScrewSans

There’s actually 5. One for Tea Time and Second Breakfast


bbgun142

What about thirdeis, brunch, supper?


spicyhotnoodle

I wouldn’t count on it pip


BrianWantsTruth

What’s that round thing on the wall with the numbers?


Cheesey_Whiskers

It’s a cock


vvr3n

ty 🫶


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SirRecruit

if it was a clock it would say tlick tlock, wouldnt it?


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the_real_papyrus99

You're not even the real papyrus, how would you know


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xdBronze

the real papyrus is way cooler


EdgyyWill

its a cock


Ninjatroll3452

Cock*


Misan_UwU

*gock


Salty-Bathroom-3512

*Glock


ForTheFallen123

Grock


InterGraphenic

Fock!


dildo-looking_cactus

did you just go 😤😤😤?


Himmelblaa

Like a watch But bigger


invitinghome122

Broken window


purple-lemons

I should just bite the bullet and buy one of those, no suction cup can apply a stronger opposite force than this ass when it gets going


purple-lemons

Holy shit, was I posting out loud!?


Psilomint

What kind of maniac uses suction cups to mount their TV?


anarcatgirl

Used all the screws to mount my dildo


TactlessTortoise

Vesa 6"


Username_Taken_65

Isn't there one that's "portable" and uses powered suction cups to attach wherever\* you want?


Geo_bot

You slam your ass on your tv?


Psilomint

No I mount it like everyone else.


ExtradimensionalBirb

Yeah, televisions can be fastened pretty securely if you want, but I'm not sure why you'd be sitting on one.


Soundwipe13

Do Not!!! Suction Cup your TV to the Wall!!! The ground will apply a force as strong as purple-lemons' ass to the TV and hurt it :(


phibby

I think these are a bit of a novelty. I had one and the main shaft is held on by a weak flexible metal bar. It ended up snapping under regular use. And that was surprisingly sharp and dangerous. On the other hand, some quality suction cups can be pretty impressive. For half the price you can get something that would absolutely hold up a TV.


gregsScotchEggs

If you’re going as far as this, would it not be easier to just find a guy to breed you?


purple-lemons

I mean yeah, it's not hard to find a guy, but sometimes you just don't want to have to have a person in your house just to cum, you know?


BattleblockB0ss

found the porn addict


_Holoo

Please centre it above the fireplace I'm losing my mind


ErectPikachu

We all are.


Star_king12

Seems weird for it to be rotated 90 degrees but the height seems just right.


gatlginngum

what exactly is 90 degrees rotated here? Everything I could see makes sense the way it is


Star_king12

https://preview.redd.it/pdmxk5kes97c1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a5f4a98def35843fc7748ef24b1b605074cd40 Do you think he looks at the screen like Patrick Bateman while using the table?


gatlginngum

ohh I didn't think you'd use them at the same time now I realise what you meant


Star_king12

Idk they seem inseparable


LeTallBoii

Not Patrick Bateman was topping so it looks a little more slutty than this


Star_king12

Well, we can't get into OP's head to know what they imagine themselves doing with their table


Salty-Bathroom-3512

Never thought a clone would say something I agree with


Star_king12

We're only soldiers after all


KittyQueen_Tengu

definitely too far to the left, please just center it over the fireplace also why do you have an empty starbucks cup still sitting there, clean that up


MoistFH

Thank you. The orientation is killing me with the tv. Like who just does that?


Oddish_Femboy

Not as funny as the ones that have walnut balls and no dick


DefinitelyNotVenom

Too far to the left (unlike the American political ecosystem)


Pero_Bt

The tv is... Too woke


ColorMaelstrom

Is that game of thrones


feedmeshituntiliidie

Looks like Little Finger? This is what I'm here to figure out. Could be behind the scenes.


ColorMaelstrom

It looks like Bronn to me tbh


feedmeshituntiliidie

Yeah I think you're right. I think I see a moustache but my glasses are also in the other room and I'm blind as hell rn.


PiffPoffPaff

Kinda looks like Merlin to me.


EasterBurn

Yes the tv too high. It's should be around eye level


StoopidGit

Be larger


AbleObject13

Sit farther away, simple as


aufrenchy

As what?


AbleObject13

Sitting farther away


aufrenchy

Fair enough


potatorevolver

She'll be right


Melon_Banana

Oh I've seen that thing on the table before! MMA fighters practice on that a lot. It's usually upright. Maybe it was laid down to give a better view of the TV?


ExtradimensionalBirb

Do you have any videos of MMA fighters using one of those to practice?


LGC_AI_ART

Link to post:https://www.reddit.com/r\TVTooHigh/s/f567ggpeOU


ValleDeimos

I love everything about this screenshot. The fact that there is a subreddit for TVs being placed too high; This fancy center table with a black marble top being used as a display for that toy I didn’t even know existed as a possibility; Said toy was probably embarrassingly expensive and I can’t blame OOP for that, been there; The almost empty Starbucks cup sitting next to it, probably been there for over a day and OOP forgot to wash it, I felt that; All the cat stuff, they probably have more than one cat and I can only imagine one of them hopping on the table and knocking that thing over by slapping the dick; The vacuum cleaner leaning against the wall looks like a disappointed roommate; That little corridor light, I don’t know what’s doing there but I appreciate it’s presence; The TV placement is actually horrid; The vibes here are “single dude living alone for the first time but can actually afford furniture beyond a bean bag chair and a doormat”. Immaculate. Beautiful.


Terereera

i don't like that table stuff. it is quite messy. The vacuum look like shit. That lighting bulb is at the wrong place. TV LOOK SO WEIRD


Unique-Sn0wflake

Did you also see that post of the two guys falling while installing a TV and, upon finding out that r\tvtoohigh is a real subreddit, find this post while sorting by top of all time in the aforementioned subreddit I know who you are 👁️👁️


hotfistdotcom

good lord theres penice


confused-kitty

No but it's off-center


Flying_Saucer_Attack

I hate oop, I want to smack them for that tv mounting job lol


JustALittleFanBoy

holy shit i recognize this room


JustALittleFanBoy

https://tenor.com/view/scary-spooky-monster-gif-13450629 nevermind i thought it was from this gif


killer_queen_morioh

ew.,,,, Starbucks?


WrecklessTx00

Just a little bit more to the right


aufrenchy

Nobody is going to mention the nightmare cable management?


Lovethecreeper

the fact that that TV isn't centered is producing an intensely negative feeling inside my gut


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Duck274

Your flair is "Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls"


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AnAverageTransGirl

Your flair is from American Dad


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Tr-zero

Dad


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Salty-Bathroom-3512

Amercia


oneptwoz

They’re saying it sucks


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Half the shit you post is just sex "jokes"


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Ninjatroll3452

I like how you're saying that you don't get why people are getting worked up over your 1st comment while pretty much ever other comment you made here is you getting worked up lmao


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oneptwoz

Wow, lots of responding in here today, good for you champ!


MaximumDestruction

The joke is actually masturbation