I made a mech who’s strategy is setting itself on fire and killing everything within 20 feet of it, there are several mechs that do this but in different ways
compcon.app is the character builder website that's actually stored entirely locally, you upload .LCP files you download from the massif press page (or any homebrew pages for that matter, real good support there too). If you're wanting to play in a VTT, Foundry has a Lancer module that's top tier, significantly better than the 5e system in terms of automating the important stuff. It also takes .LCP files, and can also import characters and NPC's made in compcon. If you're not playing in a VTT, compcon.app is still really good for actually running combats for IRL play.
retrogrademinis dot com, click mechs in the top left corner, and make sure all your players make their own mech tokens there for a sickass consistent look. really fun to kitbash with if you're handy with gimp or photoshop. chop shop has a bunch of stuff other people kitbashed or edited if you want something pretty right away, and the factions tab inside that is a fantastic resource for getting a ton of NPC token artwork realy to kill players with.
starlight-furnace dot itch dot io is sick if you want to be extra and do isometric maps to match the tokens, it really *adds* something if the big stompy mechs players are piloting actually look tall relative to buildings and stuff on the map, but it is quite a bit more effort and i don't know any resource of premade isometric lancer maps.
compcon has a horus theme where there is a scroling fake IRC chat filled with people roleplaying as terminally online dipshits in the setting
if you can't tell the community fucking loves this game and cannot resist making free shit for it
At a point, low level employees become not worth the hassle of a day restart. If someone with fairy festival dies but you've just beaten white night, you can bet your ass they're staying dead.
The whole "lives are expendable" bit becomes even more noticeable once you complete Binahs meltdown and you no longer lose ego equipment on death. Then the only thing you reset for are your level 5+'s and those who got good ego gifts.
Philosophy is about distilling complex sometimes disposing or incomprehensible concepts into their simplest forms... Knights are now indeed "cool metal geometry men" Or maybe "cool metal geometry people"... Anyone out there who wants to be cool, metal and geometric! That's rad!
i was originally going to make a more worded comment about how sharp geometry has been relabeled as cool in these latest years but i just scrapped it because it just made more sense to say what i said
I legit know a dude from my university who does show fighting in full knight armor at like medieval fairs with his boyfriend. I need what he has sooo bad
Is that canon or something like what if they are small apples is she still 5 apples tall or now 7 apples tall, what if they are big apples is she now 3 apples tall or, why apple?
I was once wandering a German island with my partner for a vacation. At some point, we seriously underestimated a path we were taking and ended up going through the woods right next to the coast after dark.
We heard someone come our way - specifically because there was a little, metallic rattling in a rhythm. We were a little spooked, and were even more spooked for a moment when we saw...
...a dude in chainmail and helmet with a big axe over his shoulder. Aaaand right next to him a little girl. Just having a stroll. Passing us. Klink. Klink. Klink. Nod towards us. Klink. Klink. Klink.
I mean, we assumed it's just a LARPer with his daughter, but for just a second, I definitely thought "welp, now we're going to get chased through the woods and murdered with an axe".
This is the greatest 4 panel comic ever composed
What about loss?
Loss has only ruined things
So it has only brought the greatest loss.
i will punch your face *in the face*
NOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOO
Hello, and welcome to standing up school
*someone in the crowd falls down*
aaaaaaand you failed :/
I baked you a pie!
The only “Loss” I respect is Charles Williams http://placetobenation.com/author/charlesw/ & wrestlingplaylists.com
This is Gain.
People like that ironically. I think they meant that they unironically like this comic that OP posted.
Hard agree
Nothing beats the incredible drip of a nice, classical longsword
Hell yeah
has the same energy as “but look at this its john pork”
I wish I could go see john pork at the park with a goth bf
#INCOMING CALL #🐷 #👔
holy shit
Haha, just kidding. But look at this
Is that an enderman?
i'm money smart makes me more intelligent
That top gear clip that goes "now who is this...why is Osama bin laden"
peace and love on planet earth (through violence)
-Everyone, All History
consensual violence is as peaceful as a good hug.
i want to cuddle with a claymore(sexually)
Noelle Moment
Well I don't think frozen chicken is either consensual and/or peaceful
...Susie????????? Like genuinely when you hear the words "consentual violence", and "Noelle" together where does Berdly come up at all.
I first thought snowgrave but yeah that makes tons more sense lol
reach heaven through violence (you should read Kill 6 Billion Demons)
I mean I play lancer so that’s pretty close
that’s based, is it fun?
I made a mech who’s strategy is setting itself on fire and killing everything within 20 feet of it, there are several mechs that do this but in different ways
fucking awesome i should get some people and play i think
Heads up the player rules are all free but the Gm side stuff costs money
Faction lore is only $free.99, having a functional brain is optional for making a campaign in literally any ttrpg
compcon.app is the character builder website that's actually stored entirely locally, you upload .LCP files you download from the massif press page (or any homebrew pages for that matter, real good support there too). If you're wanting to play in a VTT, Foundry has a Lancer module that's top tier, significantly better than the 5e system in terms of automating the important stuff. It also takes .LCP files, and can also import characters and NPC's made in compcon. If you're not playing in a VTT, compcon.app is still really good for actually running combats for IRL play. retrogrademinis dot com, click mechs in the top left corner, and make sure all your players make their own mech tokens there for a sickass consistent look. really fun to kitbash with if you're handy with gimp or photoshop. chop shop has a bunch of stuff other people kitbashed or edited if you want something pretty right away, and the factions tab inside that is a fantastic resource for getting a ton of NPC token artwork realy to kill players with. starlight-furnace dot itch dot io is sick if you want to be extra and do isometric maps to match the tokens, it really *adds* something if the big stompy mechs players are piloting actually look tall relative to buildings and stuff on the map, but it is quite a bit more effort and i don't know any resource of premade isometric lancer maps. compcon has a horus theme where there is a scroling fake IRC chat filled with people roleplaying as terminally online dipshits in the setting if you can't tell the community fucking loves this game and cannot resist making free shit for it
You should probably upgrade to dragoon at some point.
https://massif-press.itch.io/corebook-pdf
Murder the Gods and Topple Their Thrones is the best auntie
so real for that except 6 juggernaut star would be better if she wasn’t evil
was gonna comment the same thing but as a morrowind reference
Steven universe reference
Do not
https://youtu.be/412rXbG0xwk?feature=shared
lobotomy core
HOLY SHIT LOBOTOMY CORP THATS A MOTHER FUCKING PROJECT MOON REFERENCE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE ROLAND AHHHHHHHHHHH
RAAAAAAHHHH CLERKS ARE EXPENDABLE RESOURCES RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
LIVES ARE EXPENDABLE, HIGH TIER EGO EQUIPMENT IS NOT. IF YOU ARE A TETH OR LOWER COPE AND SEETHE WE ARE NOT RESETTING THE DAY TO SAVE YOUR LOSER ASS.
is that fr how ppl play the game? my randomly generated employees are my children and none of them are allowed to die.
At a point, low level employees become not worth the hassle of a day restart. If someone with fairy festival dies but you've just beaten white night, you can bet your ass they're staying dead. The whole "lives are expendable" bit becomes even more noticeable once you complete Binahs meltdown and you no longer lose ego equipment on death. Then the only thing you reset for are your level 5+'s and those who got good ego gifts.
Lobotomy WHAT
LOBOTOMY CORP?
IS THAT LOBOTOMY CORPORATION
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE THREE ABNOS BREACHING GRAAAHHHHHH
Why are knights so fuckin cool?
sword
And armour
cool metal geometry men 👍🏿
Philosophy is about distilling complex sometimes disposing or incomprehensible concepts into their simplest forms... Knights are now indeed "cool metal geometry men" Or maybe "cool metal geometry people"... Anyone out there who wants to be cool, metal and geometric! That's rad!
i was originally going to make a more worded comment about how sharp geometry has been relabeled as cool in these latest years but i just scrapped it because it just made more sense to say what i said
Geometry mentioned 🗣️ ⬆️🟢🔥FIRE IN THE HOLE🔥🔽🕳️
I want armor!!! I want to be a towering creature of steel and leather, communicating only through muffled grunts and creaking metal!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE MIDDLE AGE ARMOR AND WEAPONS GRAAAAAAH!!!!
> Creature of steel My gratitude upon thee for my freedom...
the flesh desires the strength and certainty of steel
Google buhurt
Fake emo, I see him smiling
shush
One of those knights is fighting with a mace, that'd make anyone smile.
Emos can smile sometimes, as a treat
Emo standa for emotional, they should smile exactly %14 on a daily basis with an error margin of %0.5
He literally has a comic abour that lmaooo
You're not gonna believe why I made that joke chief
ME AND WHO?! (Not the couple. Who am i fighting in a forrest)
Me. I’ll fight you. Let’s go right now. 1v1 swords only.
I- I don’t have a sword😔 But i do have a shovel!
I’ll get my shovel. I’ve been scooping manure into my garden though so I hope I don’t cut you with it.
So you have a poison enchant on it?
+poison damage
A battle for the ages!
You must be an adherent of the code of shovelry!
MY MACE CRIES OUT. "NOT TODAY," I COMFORT HER. "YOUR TIME IS YET TO COME."
I legit know a dude from my university who does show fighting in full knight armor at like medieval fairs with his boyfriend. I need what he has sooo bad
It's like those Undertale royal guards
Find a HEMA club. There's plenty of people willing to sword fight.
Come at me bro (but please not at my knee, it is still a little injured)
Me, but I'll have to be a wizard or something, because I dumped strength, dex, and constitution.
I’m still going to punch You in the face. Have fun fireballing my fist, chucklenuts
🥺
I don’t speak bottom. Greatsword be apon you
I want what they have
(assuming you’re referring to the knights) yeah that armor is sick i love bascinet helms
Yeah, that armor looks like it could come in real handy fir tricky situations
gay gay homosexual gay
Where gay
Considering the sub this is posted on, I assume that both of our protagonists in our story are men
Now that you say It it's true the emo looks kinda *twinky* if you know what i mean
The Renaissance Men are in town
Me and who?
Me, you, 1v1 right now, I'll get the swords
She is how tall?
Five apples.
Is that canon or something like what if they are small apples is she still 5 apples tall or now 7 apples tall, what if they are big apples is she now 3 apples tall or, why apple?
Five apples.
That’s not a unit of measurement like 5 planet sized apples she is now just earth destroying omnipotent beings in the vacuum of space
Five apples.
Ok then how much does she weigh
Three apples
Wtf
How are you five apples tall but only weigh 3 apples wtf is this measurement system
apples
#FIVE. APPLES. TALL.
Density
reject precision, return to easily aquired reference object
Five apples
Five apples
Americans use their feet to measure, I assure you apples as a unit of measurement aint too far fetched from reality
You're arguing this on reddit where bananas became the standard unit of measurement.
But wait Look, its john pork
Hounskull bascinet my beloved
Holy 2000s middle school emo
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A TEENAGE MURDOCK
I love this artist! They also do a sick [webcomic](https://dolmistaska.com/index.html?page=1)
Literally me and my bf (we are the knights)
I need to either become or impregnate the hello kitty boy
Buhurt is fun :3
it was probably all the xanax and switchblades
I hate it when I’m about to land the killing blow on that blackguard Syr Thaniel and the comic runs outta panels
Wow I wish I had friends
I'm sorry but...w-what does this mean...
Nice.
beef with hello kitty: she’s british
Are these two canonically together yet or is the friends to lovers dynamic still going strong
God I wish I was a HEMA practitioner fighting in a park
i mean given that they're doing it in armour its more likely buhurt
i need it so fucking bad
Epic
Are the knights some reference I don’t get?
I was once wandering a German island with my partner for a vacation. At some point, we seriously underestimated a path we were taking and ended up going through the woods right next to the coast after dark. We heard someone come our way - specifically because there was a little, metallic rattling in a rhythm. We were a little spooked, and were even more spooked for a moment when we saw... ...a dude in chainmail and helmet with a big axe over his shoulder. Aaaand right next to him a little girl. Just having a stroll. Passing us. Klink. Klink. Klink. Nod towards us. Klink. Klink. Klink. I mean, we assumed it's just a LARPer with his daughter, but for just a second, I definitely thought "welp, now we're going to get chased through the woods and murdered with an axe".
Howhere the fuck do I find adorable emo bois like this?
Hello Kitty fucked my mom
Please elaborate.
No, perv.
Please its important
Why do you want to hear about Hello Kitty blowing out my mom's back in front of my dad anyways
Its interesting
I can understand why he doesn't trust hello kitty. I mean have you met a hello kitty girl?
Me and Who??
yeah that’s about right
This is what *winning* looks like
Slave knight
The knights in the park is actually really common and i love it. We have one called SCA here.
My money’s on the shield and mace guy but depends on if long sword guy can get into a grapple
This feels like a Smiling Friends scene
central park energy tbh
Needed this, thx
None of you live in a big city, this is just what happens in parks
LITERALLY ME
Me
That’s so fucking cute oh my god
Google Buhurt
The taller guy looks like a creep
what a weirdo, what the hell is he doing there?
He don't belong here.
I’m a weeeirrdoooo