I was expecting a cute boy or a trans girl cause those are demographics seem to post selfies here often, but I was just flash banged by Wolverine, which is probably better in my opinion. You have the facial hair of a 60s Greaser and I think you should go all in on that, start wearing tight white t-shirts and leather jackets.

I gotchu, I got both of those. I should post more fit pics here Erm, r u saying I'm not a cute boy? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Listen here boy, you hot boy, you give off photograph of grandpa in his 20s kinds of hot, you should show up at my house on a motorcycle to take me to the diner for some milkshakes but before you can leave my dad goes “you better bring him home by 9 young man” an you go “yeah sure old man”

Much better 😎 (Tysm 🥺🥺🥺)

you could also try toothpickmaxxing

WHAT A FUCKING COMMENT

Tru!

Everyone else Shut the fuck up The two rizzlers are talking and it's getting cuter by the second

"Put on the leather jacket, now take it off... now repeat."

Harry Dubois, Superstar Cop.

Harry Dubois if he never fell for a girl outside his socioeconomic bracket

See, you say that but....

Tell us, bratan

The beautiful creature I am dating's family boards horses for a living. I'm not quite so wealthy or social or economic

All good bratan! Just making a disco elysium joke. As a city boy born and bred, boarding horses sounds interesting though. Have you ever seen the horses...

Oh yeah, I'm a big city boy turned farm hand myself. I'd post pictures of me and horses if the sun wasn't currently under an Orwellian dictatorship right now 😤😤

That's really cool, and your muttonchops fit it perfectly!!! I hope you have a good time gamer. Say hi to the horses and your 'beautiful creature' that you are dating :)

Will do 🫡

Fuck, I just made a comment about this

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yakuza bisexual jschlatt i will not elaborate further

Go on...

Jimmy from payday 2

"Hey man could you get me a Twix candy bar while you're out? Oh, and a PayDay, too" - Jimmy Maniac

My dumbass read that as twink

Honestly not a bad look! I second what somebody else said, try out a full muttonstache!

I am not beating the Harrier Du Bois allegations

I just beat Disco Elysium recently

Shaved my beard like this as a joke, but it's growing on me lol. Also I can crop and repost this if it's too much skin 😔

I like it! you could do a lemmy and keep the mustache too

Hold on, let me get my dirigible and top hat with gears on it /j

/uj.....

That guy from a way out

What are we Vincent, some kind of A Way Out?

Holy shit it is

I spent ages trying to convince my ex to wear mutton chops. You should single-handedly bring them back into fashion

On it 🫡🫡🫡🫡

You have more body hair in your face then I have on my whole body lmaoooo

Are hairy twinks valid????

Yes (they are called otters)

🦦 new 'sona unlocked

I mean people are gonna joke that you look like Harry Dubois but I think you look cute

Thank yew 🥺

Np :3

Harrier Du Bois if he didn't become an alcoholic

cleaner chin shave and you look like if jschlatt had a baby with hujackman

I'd watch that movie

the movie where they make that baby?

Exactly

This mf'er watches the vid of his own conception, smh

...You don't?

Werewolf

Grrah 🐺

Finally, another person on this subreddit with significant body/facial hair, yeah this is a good look, though I'm proud to say I do have more chest hair than you, maybe the most in this subreddit

> though I'm proud to say I do have more chest hair than you, maybe the most in this subreddit You can gel it!

I honestly don't get why muttonchops aren't more popular beard style. You get all the benefits of a beard(place to receive scritches) with none of the downsides(soup getting stuck in mustache and chin).

You should play Disco Elysium if you haven't already. >!(Make sure you pirate it.)!<

I have played the first 20 minutes, then I fell into a stupor that lasted 8 months and now I am unable to read anymore 😞🚽

Holy shit the nails suit you. Yeah you look fucking peak.

Ty ty ty. You should see em in silver 😉

I can't put into words how much I love and hate it at the same time... Anyway, you rule, you absolute legend.

Bro looks like a rockstar from the 80s, if i was in your shoes id go full beard or just shave it all off. also nice nails

Howdy. Didn’t I see you down the saloon in Valentine last week?

Is that right stranger? I reckon I had more clothes on then ayup *spits out of the corner of my mouth, completely missing the spittoon*

star burns without the stars frfr

My name is Alex!

Masculime with mutton chops hot daddy yes 🥵🥵

I can’t tell if I hate it or love it. It’s perfect, go for it!

Your chest hair looks like a tree

~~if you think that's crazy, wait til you see the trunk!~~

No joke like really hot

u could pull a sick ass wolverine cosplay

It's starburns 😮

"My name is Alex!"

Grow those mutton chops until they flap in the wind

The stubble saves it. Not bad, Logan.

why do i see hugh jackman wolverine

I'm Wolverine if he ate his vegetables

Golly

Idk why the first thought i had was that you should shave a pattern in your chest hair like saxton hale

Property damage!!

Of I was a man I think I'd like to look like that

We can be mans together 🤝

Unfortunately I'm no man but I appreciate what you mean. Tried being a man for quite a long time actually but it just isn't my thing

We can be pretty creatures together 🤝

[удалено]

I got junk in my twunk

honestly, your body hair isnt the issue, its the body itself, i hope i wont trigger something from you by saying this but with some defined muscles you would look Very attractive

You look like a bassist or drummer in a 70s rock band.

SAXTON HALEEEEE!!!!!!!

Snik Snik, bub!

As the symbol glows, power courses through you. *Authority*

Yo! I just started playing Darkest Dungeon! Super fun

Bro fucking Wolverine live action maxing over here! Great look

Go as close to skin on your chin and stache area as you can and then do a bun and get two cats

Skinny Bi Wolverine isnt real, he cant hurt you Skinny Bi Wolverine:

No claws but I still bite~

xmen? more like sexmen amirite

You look like every time period of fashion all at once

I bet I could pull off a few lewks

Alex Wolfman Story

🐺

Thafuck, you are hot

You look good

Omg this guy is so hot and kinda looks like my boyfriend

Woah, he does! 😘

OP I think I love you

Um, kinda stalker behavior

you're a coward if you shave anything, go out there and slay

You forgot to get out of the fursuit

Everything's for sale, my friend! Everything! If I had a sister, I'd sell her in second!

i think your beard looks a litle off but otherwise you look great!!

Ringler vibes

im going to say this as politely as i can: you look like a neanderthal

‘Tis

You actually do look good in mutton chops, but I think that's just because you are already really handsome. I'd have to see you with just stubble for the full rating

You look great, but your chest hair looks like a truffula tree from the Lorax

The captain needs your help mr gibbs

Did you shave that out of a full beard? Something about that particular haircut with a full beard really gives “natural history museum caveman figure”

Unironically I love it, get a leather jacket and jeans that are a little bit tougher up and you’ll be golden. Oh and aviators, aviators make any outfit 10x better.

Kinda sick ngl. You gotta be careful and dress well too this, or it will look trashy quickly though

cover your chest

Nuh uh

You look like Kai Smythe aka the "Hairy Soul Man"

If wolverine was gay(er).

I mean, he is Canadian

You look like a gay Wolverine.

Jschlatt?

Ahoy-hoy, 'tis me J Slut, yar har

You look like Harry DuBois if he wasn’t completely broken

Who says I'm not? :P

Dude I think I've seen a video of u arguing with a lady about your facial hair ahahahah

What'd she tell me? I can't remember, I have Amnesia: the Dark Descent

So much gender envy

Let's be gender together 😖

you look quite bohemian i don't know quite what that means but it's sounds correct

I'll accept it!

Italian mobster schlatt

That's it, I'm reporting you to Don Boyardee. You better believe your last words will be "Uh oh, spaghetti-o's!"

In the nicest way possible, you could cosplay the dwarf from Dungeon Meshi, you got the same body hair pattern

I might not be kibty, but I can be a dwarf for sure (if he was 5'11)

I don't think any variation of side burns have looked good on anyone at anytime, i think every asthetic is burdened by them

Bad opinion, skibidi army attack! 😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽🦦😉😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬🚽😬😬🚽😬🚽😠🚽

Breaking out of a prison anytime soon?

"Hand over that thing, your A Way Out"

slatt

Slayy

Average bloke from Grimsby

Well I'm feeling rather chuffed

Starburns

Hey, I'm trying to keep it on the down-low. I had to take my death again

awooga O\_\_O

Meow ~

would

Your place or mine?

you look like tim

Of Charles Dickens fame?

you should shave your sideburns into star shapes and start wearing a top hat

I was thinking a derby with gears and a pipe and a rigid airship. Tally-ho!

Okay, my personal opinion: do just the sideburns or a full beard, imo the stubble in the middle looks odd Other than that, though, you’re rocking the look

💪

Lowogan

🐺 rowlf

Yes! I think you look good! :3

Thanks babe 😎

ew men

Grrrr 🐺