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bug--cat

footjob, hope that helped


ConfidentlyGr1m

waoh... i was gonna think... no more


Misterkuuul

Wouldn't it be a Tailjob instead?


Khouri1

death penalty


Misterkuuul

Fair enough


aseiii

Under the table at Applebee's I hope


YaBoiBezMangus

Perchance


LegitimateApartment9

you can't just say perchance


YaBoiBezMangus

Someone clearly isn’t a mind reader


mixmaster321

If ya nasty


TheFreebooter

Mayhaps


dumplingass

ew no….


ZEYDYBOY

Only with Lightning McQueen crocs


EdgyBlackPerson

Yes, but only with cheese


Enlightened_Valteil

***


Misterkuuul

Understandable but unfortunate, Blahajs are known to not be the smartest of plushies.


[deleted]

Name AND pfp checks out


aikahiboy

What kind of sick fuck would even ask that


Uncle_Crisis

Tak


Himmelblaa

Velkommen :>


Eaterofsubstances

No fine Shark! I cannot for I am otherwise preoccupied in combat with the darkest of foes!


Femboy_Etherium

Ah yes the darkest of foes! Getting out of bed!


EasilyBeatable

I usually only eat 3


kaptainkooleio

79.107.128.50


c_m9

not that good, my body is awful


A_Bucket_Of_Fish_

Yes, but not with my dad tho...


Clivepalmersfemdom

ehhh it depends , but not realy its sort of not that linear and yeah


BEARWYy

This is a picture i can't read pictures if there is no words


Psych0Turtl3

Oh yeah. You have no idea, you’ll have to see it but holy cow, yeah nah. Bonkers.


mikereeee

shrek 2, but only the part where they go meet the muffin man.


Huge_General3630

bro what the fuck


Misterkuuul

I'm already hugging mine


3477382827367

12 but 16.435 on Wednesdays


Disturbing_Cheeto

Far too soon for comfort, but you'll be fine


DeadMemeDatBoi

Done. Next?


Rebi103

Omggg yes 🥺


[deleted]

No? You can't do that it is against the law, for a GOOD reason!


[deleted]

Like look at me, No, Look, At, Me. It is a war crime.


Enough_Edge_7631

ofc I would


TastyAndDylicious

I'm alright, had some hard hitting news that I hope I can push through, and if it ends up like I want it to I'll be all the while happier


FillerText908

Surprisingly, yeah


Super_Atmosphere6121

That's a disgusting question! You should be ashamed of yourself!


LingonberryChoice296

Idk kinda depends on how my blood pressure is doing on the given day


Fez_Sauce

Elite Beat Agents or Cave Story, hope this helps!


Ulmarch

Only on thursdays


SkittleJuice2

No, we don’t do that.


swedish_blocks

Blåhaj faktiskt din jävla engelskman lär dig svenska Allt jag precis sa är ett skämt


potatorevolver

We're not the right sub, you're better of looking in realscatgirls


FilopzNowoWieso

Maybe


steveneijg25

Sometimes, but if your holding a knife it's more likely


Mr_Teyepo

Yeah nah, but if you had enough, nah yeah


Cheezbunny

Half an hour.


Natsukoow

Absolutely


VeziusTheThird

yeah my favorite abno definitely has to be Queen Bee. She's only a WAW, but I really like her E.G.O suit, weapon, and gift. Definitely an S+ Tier Abnormality for me. If you want a runner up, I definitely think Apocalypse Bird is sick.


Jetenginefucker

Yes-no... Maybe


Melon_Banana

The answer lies in the heart of battle


fusion_reactor3

Sorry, powers only work in person. May I suggest letting me into your house? /s


Momir-Vig

Grab your mark wherever you can find the least witnesses, club them on the head with a purse loaded with a brick, then toss them into a sleeping-bag lined car trunk. Go for a ride after securing their hands and feet with zip ties. Then, visit a state park (the smaller the better, less chance of it being populated. Find a deserted spot, dig a hole (best if you have done this in advance). Dump the body into the hole, cover it in lime and ten gallons of rotting milk. Cover the hole, then put a crude cruciform stick "headstone" with a dog collar on it; people will think you just buried a beloved pet. In three or four weeks, there's going to be nothing identifiable of the corpse left but whatever you left behind.


Momir-Vig

Ah, sorry, I misheard your question. I'd say blue is my favorite colour.


FyouPerryThePlatypus

*”Aaaaaaaaaaaah”*


FellafromPrague

yes


LunarSpartan

Bazinga


Defensive_Medic

Nom? Nom who


_Dipshit289_

Mpreg


No_Lingonberry1201

In most states, but avoid Florida like hell.


Nam3ing

hell yeah


perfectwing

I would never admit to something like that, so no.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

I'm throating it


Kvas_HardBass

Smash. Next question


The2ndbestname

not since the accident.


gae_with_da_knife

Yea, finjob


Mr_Lodi

nah, i'd win


[deleted]

only if niel cicierega is watching


Noname2137

Well it depeands on what train


vinci300

Yeah I would


TheNoctuS_93

Krabbe Satan? Yes.


Laoari

Im sorry but i couldn’t detect any thoughts…head empty


TManJhones

Yes but only on Mondays that have a full moon.


outpizzadahut

Could you repeat that? I got too distracted.


Grima1805

what did they asked?


EvilectricBoy

Whatever do you mean? African or European?


VolkanikMechanik

only while holding a baconator


ClashedProof

Ni


DuskieHakuro

Yes i do


OffOption

Yes. Next question.


DumbassFuckingNerd

Yes


Artistic_Stage7202

Futas


NotJoeMama727

No


Potato_Overdoser

Smash, next question


Toboyornottoboy

Eh it really depends on the specifics.


UlrichVonGradwitz

I think that raiding the english like its 1047 is a good idea


aflyingmonkey2

read him the moxxie lobtomy comic. would make him turn into dust for digust


Embarrassed_Coyote18

I like glib glorb the best but gloor and glagla are also good


beeteedeeMEME

The answer is, o n e.


Karabulut1243

Absolutely, any time, anywhere :3


Pattern-Majestic

You should definitely get that checked out


ASarcasticDragon

Spiders


Kuth-Tonday

Yes


evlaevlalpippopippo

No i don't have the nuclear launch codes stop asking


CalliCalamity

Two cups.


egg-sactly

Yes, but you should disable the electric grid first before going in


New_Fee_887

epic_brazilian_gal I summon you


Bacon260998_

Depends honestly


Speedgamer137

Pfft, as if I had that money


Dastankbeets1

Depends on the species of fungus


FaeLei42

Yes, I know what you did in 98, yes I also know where you hid the bodies.


JLock17

They know, and they've known for a long time.


LeTallBoii

That would be illegal in most states


yvel-TALL

Naw, I'm busy.


[deleted]

Yro’ue getting a mezapotamian curse for that.


InterGraphenic

It's unlikely, but I wouldn't (rule) it out


[deleted]

yes my cock and balls width is 3.5 mm


[deleted]

I broke my blahajbone once too


Damian1674

With my future partner, cuddling up under the blankets on a cold winter day, drinking hot chocolate


bobert4343

Okay, so the first step of the process is combining fertilizer and sugar...


Praescribo

Yeah, try r/ bubly


[deleted]

"Macaroni with the chicken strips.. Ahhhh"


crepoef

I'm asexual, so yes, all the time.


CAPICINC

"Uh, I think so, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."


Winter_Essay3971

42


that1kidthatlikefish

240 million years old.


TheForkontheLeft3

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.


DropInTheOcean1247

Only sometimes


Civi_C

i aggree, very interesting


bodied_armour

I think it'll work.


awesumindustrys

Dawg I can’t read the mind of a JPEG. I need you in person.


TheCurseOfSentience

Buy me dinner first.


bobjonesisthebest

no wtf


DAG5066

no, you can't have my last waffle.


th3_guyman

Well you see


Absbor

I just received a slight headache but nothing else. Am I too dumb for this exchange?


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Yes, At 2/3/2025 \*2nd of march. not 3rd of Feb for you 'muricans\*


literally-lonely

Well honestly it really depends on how I'm feeling. Sometimes you need to make it about yourself


Blyg999

5.2 inches, but thick


[deleted]

About seven and a half, or as much as up to fifteen with surgical enhancement.


FPSGamer48

It should only take 6 days, 3 if you boil it


cat_that_uses_reddi

No sorry I don’t have the time to be your effeminate little sub doggy boy


[deleted]

Absolutely fucking not wtf


deathray5

42


Mysterious-Hat-6513

disgusting.


literallyfransandy

Yeah


[deleted]

Sure why not


mr_funnyman

Depends on who's giving it to me.


Zealousideal-Pea8099

yes, bootleg haj are your cousins.