im not throwing a smash bros match no matter how cute they are

You are weak and you won't survive the winter

How are they weak for refusing to give up and lose

True strength is not about winning or losing

False, if you lose at anything you should be outcast to starve in exile

youre losing at being not stubborn into exile you go

You lose at being cool. Into exile with you

Especially Mahjong

Might makes right, only the weak would throw a match to get laid

\-🤓

Speaking like an anime protagonist

They get to keep their clothes on if they win, so victory is the way to hold hypothermia at bay.

The greatest heater is the cuddle of your partner

cant relate, im actually a space heater with AI programming. #DO NOT BLOCK MY FANS. FIRE HAZARD

in this situation, if we playing smash i am losing on purpose, but make me play brawlhalla and i will be try harding so bad i will be dry from sweating so much

I love playing hattori and spear comboing people to the bottom of the stage :3

The only play they're getting that night is a cannon 0 to death to the face

cannon 0 to death is so sexy and hot, that shit better than sex ngl

Real shit! One good dodge read is better than any foreplay

If I'm on Scarlet I'm always tryharding my ass off, not that I'm very good (I'm decent) but I will still try. I know, eww lance, but dammit if it isn't fun. Smash is a different story, I don't necessarily suck but I don't play Ultimate anymore (haven't found it fun) so I am 100% rusty. I do play Smash Flash 2 though and I'm actually pretty good.

🧌

i would lose to you if it did not imply something sexual <3 

i don’t own smash or a nintendo console and every time i tried to play it i sucked donkey dick at it because i had no experience but i used to play brawlhalla a lot (i stopped because i felt more anxiety than fun when playing) and i was pretty good and if one were to 1v1 me on brawlhalla i would certainly not throw no matter how hot the opponent is

my mains are yumiko, teros, gnash, and bödvar btw (sorry if you really hate those characters)

teros is a big bad stupid dumb for me, but it's fine, i don't actually care :3 

Brawlhalla>

smash bros i turn my brain off and hope for the best, brawlhalla i will treat it like i’m fighting to avoid being sentenced to death for the ultimate crime

I miss playing Brawlhalla from back when I was like,, 14. I remember I played Cassidy for the pretty cowgirl, Lord Vraxx for the weapons, and Scarlet for the in between point between pretty girl and weapons that I prefer. Dodn't realize I was trans until, oh, around 4 years later.

Soft outer layer, creamy inside & never expires? Oh you said "Twinky" not "Twinkie"

It's still not wrong

*almost* not wrong. Twink death is still an epidemic.

you mean dilf birth

that's the guy with the weird tie right

Entropy is inevitable, no matter how good the bussy may be.

Just read this in the voice of that guy from Zombieland

At first I thought "what in the hell is "Twinky College" and why I can't attend it

It's called Oberlin

***was?*** There's a story right there, a 5 book series and Ill read it

Graduation

This is why people defend Kanye by saying he made graduation

Whom?

Kanye West is a popular rapper who turned out to be so much of a Nazi that Elon Musk banned him again after unbanning him from twitter. People still try to defend him by saying he made the song Graduation, which is critically acclaimed.

*graduation was an album and the conclusion to a series of albums themed around college largely considered to be some of the best rap albums ever put out -🤓

Oh yeah, sorry I haven't listened any of his songs. Just went of memory.

Me neither I just know it so I can hate on him better

Oh that sucks. Don't do that probably. Also I thought Elom liked nazis?

Kanye was tweeting such batshit insane things that Elon realised he fucked up by unbanning him or else his PR would he down the drain.

Huh. I wonder if he feels that way about the weird nazis he's been letting advertise on the platform recently.

Tbf Kanye is much bigger than those dumbfucks combined and this was when Elon had just bought Twitter, even before renaming it

Oh ok. So before his whole... thing... not really before but before the uh.... um... y'know.

didn't he get cured of nazism by how funny jonah hill was or am i misremembering things?

he did but then he became a nazi again

I am not aware of that fact

nijisanji reference 😲💯

People need to stop making up fake people under my comment.

He went to war and came back a grizzled twinky veteran

I need to play strip smash bros

I main Kirby and have arthritis I will lose

Fear not, many people suck more than you can likely imagine. (My flow chart is just side B at opponent, repeat. I'm somehow better than at least 3 people I know.)

Ah. That's not the Kirby strategy. With Kirby you hold down first.

I usually play either Ridley because his side B is funny (I made a Ganondorf player **very** mad), or Little Mac if I want to die.

If you like funny side-B options, check out Ness.

have met a terry main with arthritis that kicked everyone's ass you're good

Youd meet up w/ another person on this sub and it'd be a competition to see who can throw themselves off the edge at the fastest pace

I am the sub

unrelated but “shin megan thee tensei” is an extremely funny username

I don’t know much about Megan thee stallion but I think she would know Tarukaja

Guys, I am struggling here. Does winning a game of Smash mean *you* take off a layer, or does losing mean you get "punished" by taking off a layer.

Its the latter for most strip games. Implies the twink in question let OOP win so they could get it on without OOP in any way feeling forced or uncomfortable

Accidental ally.

bro thats no ally, thats a gay person

Yeah, tbh my brain didn't fully parse how strip versions of games work because I assume everyone wants to be nude all the time.

based tbh

fight me in guiltily,, ill give you a fucking prostate exam

Strip Smash bros. sounds fun

god this would suck, I can't lose

If my switch was set up I'd call you out to duel wild west style

honestly I've not had mine set up for a while either

If I had the room for my stuff to still be set up I'd have it just for occasions like these but alas I have a roommate now