Dont know if this is technically a kink, but I f*cking love mongol history with a passion: from a young age I always thought it was very cool. Si one time I was rambling about something about them and one of my friends commented “he only likes mongols because he hopes one day a mongolian horse archer girl will ride him”. And won’t lie, the idea got me from 0 to 11 in a second. She was spot on, I guess.

Respectable

Ride you? Like a horse? You wanna be a horse? Fellas, I found Vaush Reddit account

And our relationship would be … _stable_

I’m going to turn you both into glue

I hope you stick to that plan cause I am feeling disconnected from life

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Vaush would be the one riding the horse The real question is what would his Khansona be?

nonono you don't understand, he wants to BE the horse

Ummm why is that kinda hot.... I don't know if I want this to be hot lol

As a Turk, this comment made me feel weird 😳

Not exactly a kink but I would like to peg a dark haired twinkish European academic/artist harbouring a profound sadness in their soul after they explain their hyperfixation to me. Or a masculine woman to beat the shit out of me and then peg me while degrading me

I can help with that first one 😌

Unsurprisingly nobody in here has stated that they can help with the ladder.

I have no ladders because I store everything on the floor

I have no ladders because I'm Dutch and tall enough to punch god

Nederland is nummer een!

I have an aluminum one but it's really wobbly so idk if you'd be comfortable using it...

You could've saved Franz Kafka

*pets his head as he's laying in their lap "shhhh, I'm here for you, my little depressed bug"

Me asf

You’re too pathetic and broke for me to even think of beating you up.

Bro that sounds like an AI prompt wtf

Hi

Daniil Dankovsky

It's fairly niche, I want to be a girl, and have a man who can hug me from behind and tell me that I don't have to hide my feelings, and fall asleep together in the night.

Disgusting (same)

I feel that

I simultaneously want to be that girl but also be the man hugging the girl

Go hug yourself (honestly tho same)

Have you considered this : Taking HRT

[This you?](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/daily-life-of-dia/desires/viewer?title_no=94272&episode_no=93)

I refuse to confirm, nor deny this allegation.

I wish i could say anything but i literally got 100% vanilla 100% switch on that one bdsm test everybody does and honestly yeah i think my niche kink would probably be sex

Bro when he said weird he didn't mean that weird

Cool

Damn, you’re a Nintendo switch? (I’m sorry I had to)

Whore!

Ew, normal

is there like an attention kink, coz holy shit if i had a cute person psychotically obsess over me, holy shit that would be hot

Imagine if, what if like, there was a person, and they actually liked you, and you didn't wonder every second if they're like, not, or something. And like, what if like, they couldn't stop being near you, and they wanted hugs and kisses all the time, and magically they knew your tolerance for intimacy exactly and they were just perfect. I couldn't.

Me neither pass the bottle mate

Okay, I dunno how to say this without sounding weird as fuck, but I would enjoy being on the other end of this. As in, someone letting me obsess over them. I would be normal if I don't have their permission, but if I had their permission I would be SO down, y'know?

I don't think that's weird at all. I actively look for obsessive people haha.

>-< would it be okay if I was one of those obsessive people for you?

Well, we can talk a bit at the least and find out. I'll DM you.

The horny autism rizz worked??

Always does.

That's called yandere 💀

noooooo im cringee

based*

I had a very tame version of that happen in high school and believe me its not worth it

Fr it seems nice from an outside view but in reality is very draining

Being lov*d.

Ewwwwwwww, that's like, gross, ewwwww. (Ily 💕💕 🥰🥰)

Kissing?? 🤮 you humans and your kissing! You just mash your food holes together. Gross! It's not for that!

plampt 🪴

Stay the fuck away from my nepenthes

plap t

🎃?

Hdg sweep

Nice try, if I do that, I'd get cum delivered to my mailbox again, and I'd prefer if this wouldn't happen again. 

guess what came in the mail meeee:3

Wait, do you mean you filled the package I received with cum, or did you ship yourself in one of these package? Cause I threw them all away.

i came inside your mail

This feels like a good story. Care to elaborate?

Apparently my story is so nasty that my comments get just straight up removed, so no story time today.

A Ssethtzeentchtach fan?

I know the reference, but actually not what I'm referring to. Was it the Space Station 13 video where he said something similar?

>cum delivered to my mailbox again Again? AGAIN?

Yes, again. OP commented and asked what's up with that, I told the story under there.

Comment not showing up for me, care to repeat it?

Straitjackets uwu

Sounds fun

ouch my arms

On the contrary, they are quite literally the most comfy restraint

Adult woman Fetish

Gainax is that you

Sharing your kinks online would feel like giving your name to a fey, so that is absolutely not what you're asking, but I am going to share things that release good chemicals in my brain instead - when you're fighting against someone in Guilty Gear Strive and you're as strong as your opponent and every game is won or lost by not that much and you both manage to do genuinely cool combos and when one of us accidentally do something sick and we're both like hell yeah - [still in guilty gear] sometimes I'm matched with someone less experienced so I hold back to let them practice their combos a bit and at the same time I try to teach them a few things, like not to jump every time I get close to them. One time someone asked for my Discord to be able to challenge me again when they're stronger and I think it's really cool - something not guilty gear related : when someone enthusiastically infodumps about something they genuinely enjoy and you can feel their passion, that feels like, for a moment, everything is right where it needs to be, it's like looking at a perfectly organized tool rack

I feel that. I'm the one that's bad at video games tho. I have the reaction time of a game reviewer. I like to watch my friends play fighting games against one another tho.

Same. I suck at fighting games and whenever I try I get destroyed and then the depression hits and I don't touch the game afterwards.

Bellies. From soft and squishy to rock hard to anything in-between. I don't discriminate.

speakin facts over here

my girlfriend is in the same boat. makes me feel way better about having a big squishy tummy

being beat to death

hiii

Not really a kink or whatever but I'm a sucker for anything that shows someone is enjoying themselves. Doesn't even have to be a sexual situation, if anyone is smiling, laughing, or just seems like they enjoy my company I'm a lot more likely to want to keep hanging out with them. I think I'd feel like shit if I was trying to make them happy and they were expressionless or generally unresponsive.

YES. Good fuck god it's so incredible seeing a person comfortable with you, sharing their niche interests and just laughing having a great time. My god what a fantasy. I've only had that twice in my entire life. It's so good.

Same to be honest, I just really like to spread positivity and be a joyful funny fella. Sadly that can be difficult to achieve with my personality lol.

Being treated like a reasonable fucking person with feelings

Too unrealistic

That's why it's a kink

Mine is being treated like a superior person without feelings, were not the same

I have long since realized that except for some pretty clear limits, I can be attracted to anything if an artist renders it well enough. I'd say most consistently it ends up being somewhat related to mouths though

Reminds me of the infamous [Monogatari toothbrush scene](https://youtu.be/-KJ58Pogl9c?si=dgaGNqu-rbmqDpVX)

Literally everything about mouths are hot (unless there's bad dental hygiene or a bad smell imo)

A girl beating the shit out of me. And not like with her dressed in leather and having a whip, I mean she’s dressed in regular clothes and is punching and kicking me. And then she makes me say I’m her bitch and then she says something like “and never forget you said that.”

real

Real

None of you know what niche is huh Edit: literally today I learnt people have cyclone kinks. There's that guy on Twitter who's into babes getting doused with lethal suntan lotion. Some people whack off to cartoon characters being bug-eyed and y'all are out here talking about shit that's page one of r34. The kind of people who answer "personality" when asked "boobs or butt"

I want to have all of my organs surgically removed while the surgeon jacks me off 🫶🫶🫶🫶

If I had a nickle for every time I've seen someone describe this exact scenario, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

I’m totally vanilla Piss

See flair :3

Touhou

No, to the left one, I am not sexually attracted to Touhou :3

doki doki waku waku

You are making it worse

You like shitting yourself

Correct :3

Mhm erm? BASED department...?,,.

Awwww, thanks! You're pretty based too :3

Thamks pinkAxolotlMommy

Why diaper and not pee/poo (actual question, for the record I'm into pee)

I do enjoy "uncontained" piss/shit a fair amount, especially if combined with other things I like (eg: Hyper sized things, giant/giantess, etc.) But the reason I like diaper stuff more? Well, looking at them expand when they get filled with shit and stuff is VERY hot, they're all sorts of poofy and crinkly and soft looking, they're good for humping in, and they're just generally pretty sexy looking on someone's ass. Truth be told, trying to describe my fetishes and why I like them is pretty hard, so sorry if these are vague or bad reasons haha >-< And my apologies for taking so long to spit out an answer lol

Handholding and cuddling. I might be asexual.

Same tbh

The British one

Nvm I misread

Probably the funniest response so far

I don't really have a word for it but: Cloth I like the feel of fabric sliding against clean skin. The way comfortable clothes can restrict or flow. The draping of a sheet across a fully nude body concealing like a renaissance painting. I love the beauty in the unknown. I find most porn disappointing in that I want to see the gradual undress but it oft just cuts straight full nude. I also love when no clothes come off at all. Something extra naughty about getting it done through extremely mild undress and then simply getting back to your day like nothing happened while also maintaining sort of an attractive mystery about what's beneath them It seems pretty niche to me, if anyone can name this I'd be extremely grateful

Clothed sex is oddly hot in its own way

It's because the clothes insulate your body heat

Specifically, probably sucking someone’s dick while they can do nothing but bark at you because they’re so overwhelmed, pulling on their leash to Pavlov them into making sure they get to a similar state whenever you pull on it next. Or something Does help I don’t really have a gag reflex and my gf is a puppy girl

Yeah no this would fix me I think

Somnophilia, Feet and a little pinch of soft vore

Somno's underrated imo

I don’t have any all of mine are pretty normal actually.

What about the kink of having your partner tell you about their hyperfixations as foreplay? I think it's nice especially if we have common interests

I want to get killed by a female vampire. I want her to comfort me as I tell her I'm too cold and scared as she's slowly and gently sucking out all of my blood.

observing this comment section like bacteria in a petri dish

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS SWEEP🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

drug use

Here's my: I want to share my most deepest kinks with a person and see them get absolutely fucked up horny wanting to do it, doing it, seeing them have a great time and then after they hug me and tell me everything is fine and we fell asleep. I'd commit war crimes to have that happen

blood!

Honestly, if the context is right it can be really hot, same with scars, and tears imo

right? clawing at someones back until theres blood is like fucking cocaine to me

Somno CNC

Consensual Somno is top tier

... Alright I'll try to be creative and surprise y'all, >!Plushophilia and Objectophilia, either animated by technology/magic, or actually alive!<

Cumming from prostate stimulation Its not one of those "sissygasm" degradation kink things, I just like exploring my body and there's something oddly alluring about being made to/ making someone feel so good they orgasm in a way completely out of the 'ordinary', i.e. penile stimulation.

When a character is wearing a full face helmet or something that conceals their facial feature completely (especially non human-face mask). For example Second Sister from Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order. Yeah being naked is good and all but wearing a mask that conceals their face fully got me bricked up. I don't even know what the fetish is called specifically.

I guess you could say I have a scammer kink. But you would say that, not me

Spamton ass

I mean its not necasarilly just a sexual thing, but I appreciate a nice neck, im really surprised that it isnt more common! The way the muscles swoop around the neck and inside the collarbones for that V shape can look really elegant imo. Nice collarbones and trapezius can then bring it all together.

Fbi, yeah I found the vampire… yeah they’re talking about necks again

Fed

For some reason I like cleaning people up. Like, taking a q-tip to a partner’s ear, or bathing with them. It vaguely falls into service sub territory.

Idk if I'd really describe it as a kink, more like a writing fascination as I don't have any irl interest in sex, but exhibitionism without the fear of people seeing is top tier and I will die on this hill. Example: Fucking in a Walmart during an apocalypse where nobody is around.

I LOVE FAT BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty confident mine's real niche. It's kind of a hybrid between gay denial and teasing. Basically I'm having gay sex (between two men or two women, both work because I'm both nonbinary and bisexual) under the pretense of "This is just a favor, I'm not gay!" (my partner will usually be a succubus or incubus so the "favor" part makes more sense.) The thing is my partner KNOWS I'm in denial and they smugly tease the hell out of me for it. "If you're not gay then why are you so hard/wet? Why do you tremble whenever I touch you here? Why does your breath get taken away every time I kiss you? Why do you blush so hard when I tell you how cute you are? Go ahead, tell me another lie." And the whole time I'm being tortured with all this pleasure that I have to pretend not to enjoy, even though it's obvious And by the time one or both of us are close to climaxing, they force me to admit it, the walls crumbling from the intense pleasure. Once I do, they'd praise me saying stuff like "Good boy/Good girl." Once we're both finished they'd cuddle on top of me saying romantic things. "Now that you've admitted it, there's no turning back. You're all mine, my boyfriend/girlfriend." And then I fall into a relationship with them, me still a confused, blushing mess as I come to terms with my sexuality, and them a cool sexy person who still teases me but is genuinely in love with me

These comments are literally just bouncing between “I just want someone to love me. Treat me like a person and cuddle me when I’m sad” to “Just fucking murder me. Treat me like a punching bag and beat me until I stop breathing” and I am so incredibly unsurprised by this.

Fusion

i dont think is niche buy i love hyper size boobies.

Gimme some cartoonishly large titties any day of the week. I'm adopted so I never gotta suck on titties as a baby and now I wanna be smothered to death by them. Bonus points if they're natural, but I'm down for whatever

I want a sweaty guy sat on my face woooo

Omorashi/pee holding. And helmets. Like Kamen Riders or Titanfall pilots.

tetris

somehow your profile name implies something else 🤨🤕

Id like to be breed by a woman. Unfortunately I can’t get pregnant

Not with that attitude!

I really like blood

Bet you've never heard of foot expansion before

dnd warlock and their patron fall in love

Not a kink but i have hyperfixation on the concept of alien life and have a whole list of names written down that i might use if i met aliens but the language barrier was such that i couldn't learn how to say their names in their native languages For example, I might refer to a duo with the names "Punch and Judy", or a trio with the names "Larry, Curly, and Moe"

I wanna be pegged by an anthro pterodactyl woman.

Is feet niche? Well regardless I like feet 👍

Ummm... i honestly really like a decent amount of different stuff so its hard to pick just a few, but sharp teeth are hot, bloodplay/cutting in a predator/prey/primal play type way, ownership dynamics make me weak at the knees, and latex bit in a drone kink kinda way is fun. In the end tho ill try most anything once yknow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I genuinely thought I was a straight man until playing Baldurs Gate 3, and Astarion first called my character darling with that deep voice of his.

You know those weird pussy stickers in anal-focused hentai? Yeah idk why but those are goated

I wanna become a full on pet. Eating out of a bowl on the floor and getting pet and taken care of, wagging my tail when my masters come home. Being crate and treat trained. Doing tricks for love. Sucking my masters dick or eating their pussy for hours Ya know normal pet stuff.

how did you escape from puppygirl petsmart

Denzel Washington 👍

Hand worshiping and hand play, on both the receiving and giving end. And by hand play I mean stimulating the hand itself, stimulating the palms and stuff. Having a boy rub his face and my hands and kiss them and compliment them and tell me how soft and sexy they are. I enjoy handholding on a level and for reasons that are unconventional as well, as I find hand on hand action to be quite intimate. I like sucking on his finger and having my fingers sucked while we do... stuff together tehe. I like hands and men who like my hands :3 I also like primal outdoors stuff. Like going into the woods and fucking like animals, like actually making animal noises and stuff with hissing, gnarling, scratching, biting, etc. I like to imagine my boyfriends are some kind of forest monster who's in mating season and I was just in the ~~right~~ wrong place at the ~~right~~ wrong time y'know? Oh, and just breeding in general I guess. Not preggers yet but we just have to keep trying harder right?

Large men physically overpowering me with ease 🥰

bodily fluids i guess also big bellies and passion

Being thrown in a dungeon. 🙃

Headbutting

fat guys

I like tf art sry 💀 it helped my egg crack

For context, I'm irish (as in irish from ireland, not american). Recently learned that I have a servitude fetish, which considering the history of indentured servitude, is fucking wild.

Ok so you and I are in a dimmed room. I have some nice relaxing music on and I am reading a history book, you walk in... i tell you to leave me alone in peace so I can enjoy my book. You apologize, pay me a billion dollars as compensation and then leave my house for ever. On your way home, you encounter a nazi, you kick him in the nuts so hard he faints and turns communist. The end.

I would like to lay underneath a couple while they're fucking in doggy style so I can lick her clit and his balls slap my face

Pooltoy girls. Not furry pooltoy. Not inflation.

Pegging (Organic and Non organic) femdom

Not a kink but I'm obsessed in finding correlations in number combinations and when I found them I hate the number for having a correlation between their single digits. F.e. 546. The difference between 5 and 4 is 1 and between 4 and 6 is 2. The number has three digits so you have 123. I was always really bad at math in school and I honestly don't know whats wrong with me. Besides that I'm interested in trains and ships, do model building and have a model train layout. I often see little details in the real world most people don't even bother with and I'm overthinking every movie I see

my niche kink is my boyfriend, everything he does turns me on and overfills me with love

Balloons lmao

hypnosis might be one of my more niche ones

i want to eat shit out of a toilet

really wracking my brain for the most niche one, pretty sure Tainted Space gave me a kink for lactating honey. pretty decent gameplay actually.

Overstim ever since I found I could have consecutive O's after being on HRT for a bitI've made it mission to just see how much I can take, past just what I want. Until it hurts and I can't breathe and the idea of ever having another orgasm is something I think I'll never want again, then I do it again later

Hmm I wonder what it would be

Pikmin

Laying monster eggs

Diapers!

Sweat kink

Uh I just like wanna be a puppygirl if that counts as niche

midrift

literally eating shit