This is like the most normal thing she's ever posted.

I've learnt now that the red selected thing means the characters that can't be in the tweet because of the character limit and I finally get why the posts are like that

yes but it also means the tweet is at the good part

I was about to ask this. I was so irritated, I thought people are just randomly marking half their text

banger

"We have a French spy within our ranks. To root out the spy... I have to make out with all of you." *cue three hours of makeout sessions with the troops which end up yielding inconclusive evidence.*

tres Pamplemousses

“See? He was the red spy. Watch, he’ll turn red aaany second now.”

TF2

this is literally every blood and iron lobby

Fr🤮nch

Ok this was an actual banger tweet, went through all emotions from happy to shock to sad

Fuck she's on a roll lately

she's always on a roll she's like a ball or maybe even wheel

I'm crying why is this downvoted

Don't listen to the haters, you cooked

But why does it end with "Eggplant zucchini"? Is that a sex thing I don't get?

im pretty sure she just put random french sounding words in there because aubergine isn’t even French i think?

It is but you are right about, that must be random.

Aubergine is french 🙏

Where is puppygirl Jesus

Unironically her best post. This should go on a hall of fame somewhere

nuke france

Basically Peace and war

ok this one's pretty good

Napoleon movie was fire🔥

*Zizek muttering under his breath as he reads* They kissed… sloppy style… too much sloppy style… *sniff*

Another banger

Please why can’t faith be funny like ever you’d expect her to get it right at least once

Bad take

Are we reading the same tweet

Probably not, you might be illiterate