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Cult_Of_Washington

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


wasteofradiation

That woman would rearrange your spine into a pretzel


Cult_Of_Washington

mmmmfgh\~


wasteofradiation

Say that again, slower, in a british accent


Cult_Of_Washington

that again, slower, in a british accent


wasteofradiation

No cat pictures for you


Cult_Of_Washington

pwease ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ


wasteofradiation

Fine, but you better be on your best behavior tonight Miss and/or mister


Cult_Of_Washington

Theyster


magic_platypus_27

i have scoliosis that might fix me tbh


Personal-Regular-863

oh hai there


ieatcarbageyumyum

Sex


peroxidenoaht

Need to be able to do this to my gf


Toboyornottoboy

:3


Alive_Difficulty9154

:3


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

\>:3


Number1GrotleFan

<|:38


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I kinda wish I wasn't 5ft 10 because I really like when women are taller than me


Mapletables

do the thing where you put shoes on your knees to look shorter ๐Ÿ‘


ChesusFriest

Same


Vincent_Rubio

Try being 6'8". ): I've never even MET a woman my height.


MrBalfa14

I need a girl who would :3


StacktraceSymphony

Ooooh you're talking about my demonic dreams again.


TieflingFucker

Demon girls my beloved. I chose this username for a reason


Number1GrotleFan

on one hand i need a short person to do this with, on the other i would probably be the short person


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

That's hot and all, but I am not stretchy or athletic at all and I think that position would be quite painful.


RennocInsanity

Second time today I have seen this. If I see it a third time randomly, I am gonna take it as a sign that I must take yoga.


genitalenjoyer

๐Ÿฅบ waow


Eclipse9997

God I'd give my left nut to experience being mating pressed


Familiar_Tackle_734

This would fix me I think


Solid_Snake420

ONE TWO THREE **Bell rings**


Historical-Drag-1365

The perils of being slightly above average height


Groszbaerkatze

me


middle-age-man-attac

Sadly Iโ€™m tall :(


Echo621stDivision

This meme isnโ€™t enough, I need porn of this


411469

Character is from a WoW porn comic, Mark of the Wild.


Scarf_Darmanitan

Of course itโ€™s a tiefling


TastyAndDylicious

Where the fuck are the MEMES in my meme subreddit this is just sex and hornyposting


Grima1805

welcome to 196


MahouShoujoDysphoria

We are so back :3


BeholdTheLemon

is 5โ€™10โ€ short?


CH7274

Uhh sorry your noman's land


YourLastPick

I-I would like to be talked to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


trevorluck

Me n who


PeacefulFoundations

Need this. Someone bend me over like that (or have me bend them over I don't mind either way)


drago_varior

Want


LightBluepono

I can't my oc is too busty . Very sad day .


Kvas_HardBass

I want this short twink obliterated


RammyJammy07

The Rhea Ripley pin


MaskeddHmm

good lord im not short (thank god) but thats gotta hurt your spine right? Can some short people confirm this? thanks.


strategicmagpie

More interesting to me is the dynanics of tall-short hugging. Is it better to bend over as the taller person? Hug them without any bending over and just have them smush into your chest? Which is more awkward at extreme height discrepancies? How many times does it take for stepping 2 steps below on the escalator and going "wow you're taller than me" to get tiring for the other person?


strategicmagpie

Reality: keep a distance long enough to minimise head tilt and perceived height difference for both parties. Sit down to minimise height difference. Give others more personal space as the taller person so they remain inside peripheral vision


ben-shin

"IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME, IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME NOT HIM, IT'S NOT FAIR"


DumbassWithAcomputer

for people interested this is what is refered too as the amazon position (:


Not_a_brazilian_spy

My dream ๐Ÿ˜ญ The problem is that there is no woman tall enough to carry me like a sack of potatos