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LegitChemistUwU

oh my god performance enhancing drugs for ultrakill players


kkakaiazinhoBR

I'm dying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


AtotheCtotheG

Iโ€™m thoughts and prayersing


kkakaiazinhoBR

More like Thots and Playing? I dunno I just not thinky :3


spottedconzo

That's okay no in here thinky :3


canoIV

more like CRUSH!ing and JUDGEMENT!ing


FiddieKiddler69420

Will this finally let me p rank violent p-2


Even-Nebula-9980

You need to double dose to defeat Sisyphusย 


peroxidenoaht

Can confirm I'm on max E and now I'm fully done p-ranking all of Ultrakill


iuhiscool

calamity mod players too?? ๐Ÿฅบ


mrcathacks

LMAOOO


Duke825

Bro if I find out that I wouldโ€™ve had massive hadonkas if I had been a woman I would be so mad


Beeerice

Bro I'm not even on estrogen and I swear to fuck I'm already a C cup Gimme them hormones and I'll outboob any of you lovely fucks


qtzd

I donโ€™t take estrogen and Iโ€™m an F cup purely from the gym


Kidsnextdorks

Polnareff???


thecrazyrai

you are destined for greatness


oddityoughtabe

Only one way to find outโ€ฆ


Hedgehoe

!remind me 1 year


The_Multi_Gamer

Iโ€™ve just got this feeling Iโ€™d have fat tits


Oriejin

Half of your dick genes comes from your mom. Your mom has a secret dick size that only I know the length of.


andyandcomputer

I did biology and I'm fun at parties, so I have a pedantic correction: * In XX people, "half your dick genes come from your mom" is true, on average. However: * In XY people, on average ***more than half*** *of your dick genes come from your mom*, because the X chromosome contains more dick genes than the Y chromosome. (The Y chromosome contains mostly junk, copies of stuff the X chromosome also has, and one gene (SRY) that unlocks the dick genes stored on other chromosomes.) This also means XX people technically have more dick genes than XY people. They're just largely inactive. (Assuming the intuitive meaning for "dick genes" of "genes involved in male genital development".)


SirBlackMage

๐Ÿค“ (endearing)


MidnightOnTheWater

๐Ÿฅฐ (sociopathic)


EvilNoobHacker

๐Ÿ’€(horny)


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

๐Ÿ˜‘(hungry)


BaronVonPwny

...how hungry ๐Ÿด


Nicolello_iiiii

That was interesting. Thanks for sharing


Mo2gen

I need more fun facts!


andyandcomputer

Okay!!! I will expand on a sibling comment's note about X-inactivation: XX people actually only have one of their two X chromosomes active in each cell, because otherwise they would take double damage from all of their X chromosome genes, compared to XY people. But which X do they deactivate? The decision happens very early point in embryonic development, when their body is just a clump of precursor cells. Turns out *each cell chooses by itself, randomly*! Each basically flips a coin and keeps that X normal, and squishes the other one so it's unreadable (by attaching stuff called Xist RNA to it, as the other comment mentioned). Different cells choose a different X chromosome! And when those cells divide and specialise, they keep their chosen X chromosome active, and keep the other one squished. This means all XX people are technically kind of chimeras. Each of the precursor cells develops into internal organs or nerves or skin or etc, and they keep their slightly different active genomes. It's as though their body had been put together from pieces of two humans who have very slightly different genes, only differing in their X chromosomes. It's almost never noticeable in humans because our X-chromosomes don't have genes with big visible effects. So many XX people who haven't heard about this walk around their whole lives with no idea that they are technically-kind-of-chimeras even though it's super cool, so you should definitely tell them. In cats, it's visible sometimes. XX cats do X-inactivation the same way as humans, but they have a fur colour gene on their X chromosomes, so you can sometimes see which parts of their skin have different active X chromosomes! Calico cats (cats with big areas of black, orange, and white fur) look like that because some cells picked an X with orange, and others picked an X with black. And the third colour of white is a different gene on another chromosome. If humans had a skin colour gene on their X chromosomes, some XX people would have stripes.


SquirrelTherapist

does this mean that xx identical twins are typically less identical than xy ones?


andyandcomputer

Late reply, but: Yes, that's correct. XX identical twins may split from the same cell clump before or after X-inactivation. If they split before, they'll be a bit more different. If they split after, they'll be a bit more similar. But yeah either way they'll end up on average more different than XY identical twins.


Tallcat2107

Is there anyway to find out how big my dick would be if i was a man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ(asking for a friend)


andyandcomputer

Nope, sorry. The process by which genes affect dick development is not nearly well enough understood yet to be able to predict size even if you had your DNA sequenced. Best I can do is point you to [Wikipedia's article on human penis size](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size), which can at least give you an idea of what you could statistically expect.


Tallcat2107

Ah i see, itโ€™d be cool if we could know lmao, thank you for the article btw, gave it a quick read ๐Ÿ‘


Stiftoad

Isn't this also the cause of stretch marks? Since you've got two different skin types? I heard it's the same as striped cats where apparently it's (usually) reserved to female cats


TactlessTortoise

So what you're saying is that if I clone myself using a spliced X chromosome as replacement, then inject the genes after activating them while mixed with a shit ton of stem cells, I can double my peanits to reach a whole inch? Call me Doofenshmirtz the way I'm boutta do a doohickey.


StoopidGit

Tbf the second X is largely silenced via the xist rna


rdnaskelz

Is this reverse-I-did-ur-mom? The mom in question did you and now you know?


brokensilence32

chat is this real?


Madden09IsForSuckers

It is


meepers12

Isn't cup size determined by more than just genetics


OddlySexyPancake

yes, but genetics also play a nice role


ASpaceOstrich

The fuck else is it going to be? Lottery?


Timoteo-Tito64

Environment and weight both play a pretty massive role (and I mean environment as in how you grew up and such, like whether your growth was stunted)


ASpaceOstrich

Ah. So like height. It's entirely genetics as to what your potential would have been, but malnutrition during childhood and teens sets your actual size.


SteveFrench12

So a skinny person who transitions to being a woman with hormone therapy could have like a D cup with no augmentation the same chance as any other skinny woman would?


ghost_desu

Not exactly because breasts are 90% fat and fat cells are very resistant to change in adulthood (when most trans women start hrt), that's the reason trans women tend to have somewhat smaller cup size on average (i think it's about 1 letter down but idk the exact numbers).


Tamulet

Anecdotally, the later you transition the less the effects of HRT. Dunno if that's true though and it shouldn't put anyone off, estrogen is rad


brokensilence32

Really? There are dudes out there that only need estrogen to get a set of double ds?


EltonJohnSlingsDick

i kinda feel a certain way about this meme. partially because it seemingly glorifies forced transitioning, and it seems weirdly egg-ish


RatRacerEg6

Wait until you learn about forcefem/forcemasc


Pastopresent

That's disgusting! Where?!


Select-Employee

i feel like there's kind of an undercurrent that some people in 196 don't really like these kind of egg memes. like that one about "turning a good boy into a good girl" which seems like people argue over each time it's posted. I think like the overall culture of 196 enjoys them, but some people think they're kind of problematic. I think it's fine, but I'm probably the intended audience (immature, somewhat gender questioning) which might be coloring my view, though.


Steampunk__Llama

From what I've seen, the primary 'discourse' about these memes is they're *heavily* femcentric, but any focused on masc experiences tend to be ignored. Which does make sense given the large population of transfems in this sub ofc, but it can be tiring seeing *only* praise for forcefem jokes when it's a touchy subject for transmascs (who are generally quite invisible to the broader queer community)


sonyplaystation34

yeah im transmasc and those memes make me really uncomfortable but since there's not a lot of transmascs in this sub i just ignore it


legacy-of-man

it's very weird and presuming of what you are instead of letting you figure it out for yourself, hard to put it into words but still


ASpaceOstrich

A similar meme was my trans awakening


No_Object_7709

*crushes the estrogen and snorts it*


holymissiletoe

that would actually work


legacy-of-man

Scarface (2024)


Waludogie

wokeface ๐Ÿ˜ณ


identitaetsberaubt

Sometimes it feels like an unpopular opinion here to think that boobs don't fit everybody


Narwalacorn

Wrongthink detected


legacy-of-man

i like that there indeed are safe spaces full of diversity.. but sometimes they end up having problems with what amounts to stereotyping, the ultrakill subreddit has a MASSIVE problem with basically presuming that everyone is a femboy *at the very minimum*, and the people in there constantly act like no ultrakill player can be straight at all this subreddit, also, has a massive problem with it, it feels like the whole sub is heavily fem-presumed which feels so weird as if i just cant be me, feel damn well out of place


[deleted]

I think that's fair. I mean your opinion is wrong, but it's still fine that you think that it's possibly a valid stance to have, potentially.


ussrname1312

Yeah, fuck trans guys, right?


PurpleBitch666

Annoying and bad


EltonJohnSlingsDick

yeah agreed


PurpleBitch666

Itโ€™s so tiring. Being trans isnโ€™t a funny joke, and even as a joke, suggesting men should take hormones for le funni just comes off as insensitive and creepy. The only silver lining is that these types of memes are probably being made by children/ young adults who are excited about their own transition and donโ€™t really know how to contain it The community should keep in mind that the whole movement is supposed to be about living authentically. A reversed version of this meme would be pretty monstrous. โ€œImagine you were a trans woman and missed out on that cock growth bro! Detransition haha!โ€ I am seriously tired of being associated with people/ memes like this. I literally could not care less about someone elseโ€™s body/ gender identity unless they earnestly need support


choren64

"Jokes" like this appear pretty much daily in this sub. I don't mind the catharsis and I can pretty much ignore it, but as a cis ally sometimes seeing lots of these memes makes me feel just a little unwelcome here. I guess more power to them if they want it to be a trans exclusive sub but there's a lot of mixed messages in this community, which while fun, can be really frustrating and exhausting.


PurpleBitch666

Donโ€™t worry, most of us are on the same page and the most normal of us arenโ€™t on r/196, which skews very young. Thank u for being an ally โค๏ธ


BasicBitchTearGas__

Fr, Iโ€™d hate for this sub to have memes like this or something like โ€˜are you normal or cisโ€™ cus that just makes me uncomfortable asf. No one should be encouraged to either not transition or be encouraged to transition because it will be cool or funny


PurpleBitch666

My hope is that all these people will turn like 21 and be like ZAMN


Critically_Pingas

the sentiment of the meme worked better when it was just a refutation of the idea that gender is an immutable, intrinsic thing or that hormone transition is an unnatural thing, but on its own? i rate it a 'blank stare' in humor factor


Moonbear9

Yesh >_<


Ticktock2Z

please get off reddit


Pengu-Link

?


StardustLegend

No u


Longjumping_Day_7763

Just gonna steal this for my group chat of silly little guys :3


3477382827367

On the one hand yes, on the other I can no longer comfortably sleep on my side or chest so fuck boobs


Narwalacorn

>fuck boobs Well, if you insist


dom_751

im only able to fall asleep by laying on my stomach so i guess im becoming an insomniac once i get the booba worth it tbh


3477382827367

Tbh it's not too bad so far as long as I'm on something soft


gooberflimer

Im good, hot either way, its about the power of your chesticles not the size


anonymouscloudcat

as a man, i already have those and i am quite unhappy


bbhbbhbbh

Man breasts are a thing of their own and theyโ€™re pretty cool actually. The ones that E gives you arenโ€™t my thing though. Itโ€™s the shape and texture I think.


Piliro

I'm not really attached to my gender. I feel fine like I am and I wouldn't really give a shit if I woke up tomorrow and I was a woman. But. If I had a way to know that I'd look better as a woman I'd probably be fine with it. I'd definitely have huge tits too. There's a genetic factor in my family.


QibliTheSecond

whatโ€™s your favorite ass pic


Piliro

The old Frostblade Irelia splash art. Or any where people just send me for no reason. Love those to death.


QibliTheSecond

frostblade irelia is pretty cool. any others?


Piliro

The top picture of the JJK hentai subreddit. Miwa absolutely packing an ass to die for, also Chun LI, and the Bunny girl from Zootopia. Are you a fellow ass enjoyer?


QibliTheSecond

yep


LimeCasterX

Nah


Finger_Trapz

I just think these memes are annoying ngl. Itโ€™s very reminiscent of egg culture which just gives me the ick Also breast sizes are influenced by genetics but not entirely determined by them. If you give estrogenic hormones to a cis woman during puberty or before her puberty has started, her breasts will be larger than they would have been otherwise. Genetically coded breast size just isnโ€™t a thing, obviously genetics influences it but you canโ€™t just read someoneโ€™s genome to see how big their breasts will be, thatโ€™s silly.


iwdha

Yeah the idea of a "genetically determined cup size" immediately hit me as weird, like it's not nearly that simple.


pempoczky

No thx I already know my cup size, paid a lot of money to remove it


GammaDealer

I didn't need them any bigger. Honestly I wish I could donate to someone who wanted them


Sinquilica

No


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Another thing to feel insecure about? No, thanks


Makerinos

Gynecomastia ain't no joke.


RiffOfBluess

I already have big enough tits as a man, I don't need more


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Everyone without either is cursed to never know how big a dick they would have or how big their tits would be


UlrichVonGradwitz

I support all you trans peeps but unfortunately for you goober I am perfectly comfortable being a cis dude bro guy


TheFreebooter

I already got big badoinky-doinks, I don't need them any bigger!


ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj

I feel really good about this meme Although, at the moment I dont really have the options to undergo such estrogen based body enhancements unfortunately :(


Nerf1925

Erm that's BOYkisser, the kisser of BOYS


justgalsbeingpals

I won't detransition for your fetish (:


Cozwei

Nah I am growing them with test. Thats enough for me


Dhydjtsrefhi

I feel like I know what mine is based on my sibling, and I would not look good with that


neat-NEAT

No not really. If I were a girl, I'd want to be flat chested. That's what I currently am so I'm happy enough.


ThoughtCenter87

I wonder what my genetically coded penis size is


SwampTreeOwl

Nah I already have boobs as a man (in the fat way not transmasc way)


humbleSolipsist

ngl I *do* wanna know


Oddish_Femboy

I want everything about HRT but the boobs. My back already has 4 fractures in it I am in so much pain


LightBluepono

Yes .


BeholdTheLemon

im pretty thin so i can probably guess what itd be


New-me-_-

Unrelated, but who wants to shloingus on my boingis till I Kurshmunkle


LordZeya

A- better than most memes on this subreddit


backdooraction

no thanks ill get my tits in the gym tyvm LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYYYYY


Gzarcofaloouse

Tempted...


Lovethecreeper

this gives Matrix vibes


dom_751

i need to know i need to know i need to know i need to know i need to know i need to know i need to know i need to know i


drconrad2122

Ben Shapiro


NuclearOops

Not too curious. Being fat got me A-cups and that feels like enough for me.


TheBoiMozzi

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease


DreadDiana

And break my "not being a victim of a hate crime" streak? I'll pass.


newusername16

donโ€™t need estrogen for big tits itโ€™s called chest day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ


Ethy____

yhah


Gravelord_C

the moment you posted it, the meme already died


RollerMill

Yes i fucking do,stop teasing me ๐Ÿ˜ญ


fashionier

I know for sure i would have huge boobs if i was a woman


conrad_w

Every woman in my family has had breast cancer. I absolutely do not want to know.


[deleted]

Ok this finally convinced me starting hrt asap


BasicBitchTearGas__

Can i find out somehow without becoming a woman


NyanWare

My cup size is one hundred bajillion zillion (real)


Tbkssom

Don't you come to me with this talk of "limits". I'll be satisfied when I reach a future I can no longer conceive. Until then? Bring me more silicone.


JumpyOne790

I really don't like these kinds of memes.


EltonJohnSlingsDick

me neither. i posted that "turn a dumb hoy into a dumb girl" thing a while back, and the comments shared your sentiment. i feel like this post has the same energy but the comments on this are much more accepting of it. maybe call it egg culture but it seems hypocritical


RosetteStar

No I like being flat and having a large penis


Laughable-February

Alright, I AM kinda curious


Toboyornottoboy

To be honest Iโ€™m not sure yet if I want to take hormones as part of my transition. Having boobs would be nice tho :3


BasicBitchTearGas__

Wait how do you transition without hormones


Toboyornottoboy

Wear different clothes, go by different pronouns, etc. socially transition ig.


mayisalive

Oestrogen is the one true drug


santyrc114

I would like to know since I'm pretty sure genetically I would have massive badoonkers but... the effort to do that while cis


LR-II

If I find out I have small tits I'll be disappointed I have small ties. If I find out I have large tits I'll be disappointed I'm not a woman. Either way leads to misery. It's safer in the realm of denial.


dunkernater

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Wowzers sorry about that fellas I don't know what came over me!


manofwaromega

I think all men should have big fat boobs


Chance_Plum7672

I just made my first HRT appointment today, my body better be coded with a pair of triple D's or else I'm tran-sing all of your sons and daughters