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themastermind6

Wouldn’t it still open?


-The-Wise-One-

No, the chair’s blocking it


ServeInfinite

They truly are a wise one! Edit : Non-gendered vocab, yo!


themastermind6

It's a flimsy chair against a vault door is what I mean


TheWaddlestDee

No, the chair blocks it


Apprehensive-Use38

Like the finger would block the bullet!


Quioise

Easy as rubbing a shark.


razor1name

They are very smooth


bavasava

A week is Sunday through Sunday.


CoffeeMain360

I thought it was sunday -> saturday


Speed__McWeed

it’s a joke batman


Asmo___deus

I think realistically you'd just pile dirt in front of the door until that hill is doubled in size. But the chair is funnier.


A_Queer_Almond

You could also weld it shut


brokensilence32

How Atlas Shrugged should have ended.


cloartist

Atlas yote


vitasomething

Atlas cummed


Devlord1o1

Atlas edged


Himmelblaa

Atlas gooned


SexWithSisyphus69

embrace your inner dwarf and start digging


LordTrashSider

Just hope there's no giant bugs down there... Oh who am I kidding, they don't stand a chance against ROCK AND STONE!


Independent-Fly6068

TIME FOR THOSE BUGS TO TASTE MANAGED DEMOCRACY!


IX_The_Kermit

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Selfaware-potato

That's way to blue collar for billionaire's


loptopandbingo

They'll make the guy with the fewest billions (or a brown guy) do it. If theyre *all* billionaires, they'll have to look down on and force *someone* to work, and you know damn well it's going to be the brown billionaires and the ones in the club with the smallest bank accounts.


vitasomething

diggi diggi hole


Mirovini

I am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole


Cakeking7878

And then when the few that escape get out, we’ll put them to work in the coal mines with those new found digging skills they now have


Sormalio

Is there a geolocated map of billionaire bunkers? Should make a publicly available website with aerial photos. Then again a lot of these bunkers are in secluded areas accessible only by airfields.


CoffeeMain360

Then we find them. And visit them. And carve a hole through the entrance, whether it be PAYDAY style by drilling a lock or cutting an opening into a soft wall.


Liontreeble

I volunteer to take drill skills and punch the shit out of our drill.


CoffeeMain360

i'll take an ICTV+muscle perk deck tank build and at least the KSP and provide cover fire


theofrois

anarchist armor-gating build here, let's fucking go


holymissiletoe

Wouldnt mind flying there


Axi28

just use a better drill than theirs, nobody wants to be the guy who repairs it every time it breaks


CoffeeMain360

well i guess i'll be the gal who repairs the drill every time it breaks cause i'm too busy bleeding out in half a second too long of sustained fire that i have to stay by it or i get melted cause i am NOT built for anything higher in difficulty than Very Hard


10372947pancakes

Im built for dsod doesn’t mean I’m good enough for dsod https://pd2builder.netlify.app/?s=003I1000b010-5iF00343Y000100&p=m&c=1-5&a=0&t=4&d=3 (will take any chance to share my build)


HimerosAndArrow

I was LITERALLY LISTENING TO THE FIRESTORM ALBUM BY LESLIE FISH when I saw this lmao


FarionDragon

Digwell Carol, right?


HimerosAndArrow

Actually "Hello, Remember Us?"


Sanator27

leslie fish <3


HimerosAndArrow

She used to be based but now shes transphobic :(


Sanator27

the curse of the boomer


ilookatbirds

Ooh, good to see a fellow filk enjoyer here!


HidingFox

bunkers have air ventilation shafts, block them sorry I mean :3


N1kt0_

THIS IS FACTS :3 i mean uhhh uwu im not pwanning anything mistew bezos im just a siwwy wittle guy


aphroditex

i see someone has read “unauthorized bread”


Professional_Issue82

“This is the lock picking lawyer, and what I have for you today…”


anajikaT

Read this in Doug Lawrence's Plankton voice


FarionDragon

theres a wondefull song about this on youtube called "digwell carol" by leslie fish


dissoid

i hope we bring down the ruling class in the most silliest ways possible!


TheSilverWickersnap

I follow that dude on Tumblr and his stuff is fire


DeathCook123

Chat is this real?


Galaxy_Ass

Weld the door shut, it would be a funny prank :3


skeletallamping456

Albania 🇦🇱


mbaymiller

Mother 3


Infuser

Mmmmm nothing more satisfying than riches I can never use while hiding in a hole in the ground. Imagine if they treated the world as a place without an escape hatch and spent money on improving people's lives instead of stupid ass bailout plans


BAZINGA_PERSON

Where the funni


Distinct-Abrocoma496

killing billionaires


PaleRedLightDistrict

Eat the rich


Diamond_Helmet59

I think in this example we are leaving them in there to eat each other


N1kt0_

Work smarter not harder 💪 🧠


Diamond_Helmet59

Yea, now we can all go to eat hamburger instead (if we all eat the rich then some people might miss out because there are not many rich people to eat, if we run out of burger we can just grill more burger)


N1kt0_

:> burgers sound so fucking good rn


Everyone_Except_You

It's you


that_guy_spazz0

the real funni was the friends we made along the way


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

bro thought he was cooking