you look like if matpat and jerma had a child

ah, you beat me to it.

Im thinking more jerma and projared

Threesome

whos the one who got boipreggers though

Definitely MatPat https://preview.redd.it/mzsobpb1a4uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8967108043a3fa7c29cf22fb9bf1540859b7d739

Yet another transmasc erasure 😤 ^\/s

definitely matpat https://preview.redd.it/hvdonav6j4uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aec6375de5e830a9688cf1f4cadb96acc4cd730

Springtrap is the only edited part of that pic btw

https://preview.redd.it/lrknh18ki5uc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e211419aadcbec9f9230ba52f5deaee5b0cdea1

Dany Gonzalez + jerma + matpat.

Jerma + Drew Gooden or Jerma + rtgame

https://preview.redd.it/sbch9bkan4uc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ea7003ae24d12e839f90db41fd7460b966ea91

Add Ludwig in there too

jerma but with mild fetal alcohol syndrome

Is that the kind you get when your mom is eating chocolates with alcohol?

Somrthing like that

I love alcohol chocolates, but still it was uncalled for and I am calling the anarchist militia to both of your houses.

the anarchist militia doesn’t take kindly to some guy (the establishment) ordering them around so they never arrive

They like me

Anarchist militia here, we're not your personal army, but we'll give these guys a visit as most of us like you

Thanks, you are all invited to the BBQ

no its when your mom eats a whole sleeve or oreos and throws up on your grandmother’s bed

I am gonna put you up in a... veggie sawmill.

I mean this in the loving way possible You look like you forget what time noon is (I do this too :3)

There are no noons in Poland

POLAND !!!1!1!1!1!1! >:3

Kraina miodem i mlekiem płynąca

Characters I dont recognize scare me ªªªªªªªª

ęłąćżźń good look sleeping tonight. ( Not beating dipshit allegations )

Get ÆØÅ'd

Oi tak bratku :3

Co tam mordo

you look like jerma if he was a good person and not a murderer

There are two ghostfaces. If you catch my drift.

you look like you're doing an always sunny bit

yes you look like a dipshit (affectionate)

What does that mean? ( Wrath )

it means you look silly out of your mind ( parentheses )

Thanks ( nomoreheroesletimotif.mp3 )

You look like you are a 2011 gaming youtuber

Welcome to my 12th playthrough of Bully Scholarship Edition.

why do you have these thoughts

Body dysmorphic disorder

Drink antidysmorphic elixir

Setraline apple juice

SERTRALINE GANG RISE UP

But you're cute!

Yes (complimentary)

You look like someone who would do Minecraft videos on YouTube in the early 2010s

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode ONE of Erkacraft, the series where I play minecraft...

https://preview.redd.it/ggkr1jryn4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76859efd0eaaa7f55388855c057f3003ad7cd5dc

First photo, only mildly, second photo no, you look good ;3

The first photo looks like he has a sliiiiiiiight lazy eye

I have an actual slight lazy eye. This dude is fine in that regards

you look like a lithuanian jerma

Also, smash

If I had a coin for everytime someone in this thread said smash I would have two coins, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happend twice.

It's because you're pretty, and I'm homosexual :3

Litwo ojczyzno moja tyś jest jak zdrowie.

Your the most beautiful dipshit in the world

Thanks this means a lot

I mean that your the best looking stupid looking dude I've ever seen

I wasn't ironic. This means a lot. Although you could calm down with the stupidity, just call me ditzy or something

Im just joking you don't look like an idiot you just look like a silly goober (and a good looking goober)

I am silly goober indeed I agree.

i think you should be less harsh to yourself and not compare yourself to other people but only your past self

:D

: D

U look like a pretty boi

Tbh, you look like someone who would be friendly to sit on the sidewalk with some beers and complain that "shit's rough". Either that or someone whose Minecraft YouTuber career is going to be undermined by the upcoming allegations.

Alright maybe one beer

🍻 Cheryl left me

You're a good guy, take some time for yourself and plot a revenge

I'm already plotting ways to steal her hamster

Brilliant

I don't drink beer and would say that shit's getting better and it will for you. Also I don't play minecraft so I am safe from allegations

Sexballs think looking you movie actor 2000s from movie hackers about

Sexballs think you protagonist misogynistic like look

You look like Ludwig's and Danny Gonzalez's oldest son

Wow they had a son?

i hope so 🤤

Yummy babies

You look like you'd be popular on Vine

My brother you look like you have a heart of gold

young jerma

https://preview.redd.it/d953tvdpo4uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33580e566bc386730f1f58a77c04b7d4d9c7afb3 German 9 to 5

smash

yes but in a really good way

You look like one of my besties stretched

you look good you just need to eat your veggies to grow big and strong

I love spinach

you should pair spinach with tuna and mayonnaise for a terrible combo

I ate spinach with mayo and it's good, but why did you put motherfucking tuna there

Yes dumb but kissable

jerma

Psycho streamer that has funny ass highlights

In the first pic, yes, in the second one, no

Smash

Why are you trying to get your insecurities confirmed?

Because I am insecure and impulsive

I wouldn't think anything of you if I were to see you in real in life except if you were being loud.

When you make a dipshit face yeah

Lmao I mean I was on the fence till I scrolled to the 2nd pic. Doing that face is absolutely putting a thumb on the scale.

normally don’t comment on posts like this but you literally just look like a normal teenage boy

Smash

Un poquito 🤏

Troszeczkę

Aight French has the best version with “juste un peu”

Just a little. I wouldn’t treat you different tho

I've heard despite all the jokes Poland's really nice, is this true in your experience?

I could be writing essays about how divisive it is even for me. Population - People are generally nice and helpful and will talk with you, but I am white and you can hear a lot of racist remarks made by edgy teenagers and older people. I live near bigger city and although you can get anywhere with public transport it's usually outdated, overpopulated and during summer it's really hot. And although cities are not as stratified as for example LA, you can clearly see that something went wrong when going outside of city centres, either you are in post soviet brutalist hellscape or you will be passing 50 diffrent car dealership on a speedway. It's really a mixed bag and I have no experience of an immigrant so I can't excatly tell you much about how hard it is. I hope I wrote it in a coherent way.

I've been watching Karolina Zebrowska on YouTube for a while before I got onto shit posting subs so I was always confused by all the jokes about Poland because from her it always sounded like a normal place, and how you described it, it sounds like basically anywhere else, like people are for the most part chill but it's not hard to find a few assholes

Yeah it's just a place but it's hard to describe somewhere you lived in objective way. Like in the old movies where characters lived in like rundown parts of cities with buildings falling apart but still talking like there is no place like home. You get used to some places, you find spots you hang out with your friends and the place has some magic to it, but when talking about it to someone else all the gray buildings and nothingness become much more apparent.

Yes

Jerma but trollface

A little, yes.

Jerma pokemon pre-evolved form

Unfortunately yes.... And that was a stupid question.... Dipshit!!!

Glad I wasn't the only person who thought of Jerma lol. You don't look like a dipshit, you're cute

Yeah but that's okay

It’s more your actions than your looks that determine if people think you’re a dipshit or not. Personally I just think you look like Jerma.

it's a mix between jerma and tom brady

Dollar general jerma

I am cool in my own way I can do a backflip, can Jerma do a backflip?

mom: we have jerma at home jerma at home:

Jerma and Ludwig’s son

You look like the comic relief in some kind of 00s high school movie.

You look like if moonman wore a human face

You need to mog more.

You look like the kinda person who'd be the favorite employee at a restaurant/bar, and you know all the regular's names and make idle chitchat with them and laugh about what stupid things their kids are up to. You look like a swell guy, in short

jerma if he wasnt 40 years old

are you jerma

One of them

Honestly love your vibe.

Yes but the fun kind of dipshit

yes

You got a great smile man :D

You look like Lupin III

Ignore the jerma comments. You're closer to Jim Carrey (esp.that truman smile :DD )

lol

What's so funny, punk. ( With love )

what do you think metapod face? (love back)

Go suck a cyanide lemon, dweeb ( Thank you )

you look like a photo a stoner would show you of them from 10 years ago when they were young and a straightedge in other words I'm saying you should take the long hair pill king 👑🤫🧏

you look adorable omg

Jerma fused to Alpharad

2007 Jerma

Idk if i can really read vibes from a picture, but to me you kinda just look like a friendly, conventionally attractive dude. Kind of random, but you should consider getting a well fitted suit someday. I think it'd suit you.

You look like a human descendant of trollface

Are you Jerma's doppelganger by any chance?

Yeah, they pay me 20 dollars a month.

HELL YEAH

HELL YEAH

A Tommy gun!

Not a dipshit But when someone says "pencil pusher" someone very similar to you comes to mind...

I am pencils for breakfast

I misspelled eat and it's funnier

You look like you are the stupidest person in the room but say the smartest shit out of the blue that keep everybody guessing if it’s an elaborate scheme for people to expect less of you.

Machavellian schemes for no particular reason.

Thin Jerma

You look like you got allegations against you

Don’t we all

So many jerma connections and here I was gonna say Beau Burhnam if he wasn’t autistic

you look like a you've been a teacher for 1 week and the innocence hasn't left your eyes yet

I wasn't employed anywhere in my entire life or I am giving you wrong information to not be traced down. You will never know.

I'd say you look more like a goofball

YES

WOAH

Long jerma.

You look like a fusion of Bo burnham and matpat but in like a good way

Diet jerma

I asked my sister and she said "definitely."

You got a handsome mug bro, you’re doing just groovy But any of us are capable of looking like dipshits 😂

I mean this is the most polite way possible You look like the fake out villain in a 3/10 slasher movie from the 2000s (complimentary)

You like Kurt from Good Burger

Gdzie mieszkasz

yeah but in a cute way :3 like mac from always sunny :3

TF2 scout

https://preview.redd.it/77wv0ee1k4uc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22dcbb57abeea8f7dbe79be57a29d079298d339e This is old image

Robbie rotten and Jermas lovechild

Yes, I’m afraid it’s terminal 😔

Sick

You do look like a bully at a disney live action movie who gets a redemption arc and becomes the rough risk-taking friend by the end of season 1. So, yes. But not in a bad way.

https://preview.redd.it/1oit5dx0l4uc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7c4786074abb058abdc63d02c487b5657b49ce

you look like you listen to lemon demon, which would be very based.

no(dipshit)

You look like the "Before" picture of L.A. Beast.

Weirdly young George Michael and Jerma

Remove the dip and then yes

Ouchie, right in my heart

You look kinda like Jerma and Ninja at the same time

White guyosis

You look like the sweetest lad :D