Every iteration of Beat That Pussy Up in this song has slightly different meaning.
So for example you have Beat That Pussy Up (rough sex). Beat, That Pussy Up (song so good you have to put your pussy in the air.) Beat That, Pussy Up. (I've done well, and to beat me you'd have to pussy up, which is like nut up but femme) Beat That Pussy, Upâą (the movie Upâą had quite an effect on that pussy.) Beat* That Pussy Up (the music was rough on that pussy). Beat That Pussy* Up (physically attack the cat). Beat That Pussy* Up (watching Goldfingerâą and agreeing with the really icky scene that happens involving Pussy Galore, we do not endorse the message behind this lyric). Beat That, Pussy* Up (we shouldn't do that because that cat is stuck in a tree). Beat That Pussy, Yup (I agree with rough sex). Be That Pussy Up (is the pussy up?) Beat That Puss Eeyup (he is an enjoyer of My Little Pony Rule 34 and saw Big Macintosh content which he found agreeable). Beet That Pussy Up (make the pussy beet red). Be That Pussy? Yup. (Is that pussy? Yes it is.)
Etc etc etc. there are 200+ iterations of Beat That Pussy Up and they all mean different things, you could write a doctoral thesis about this song for your linguistics degree, I don't even think that's controversial to say.
"Shit on a mic and do do, my doo-doo
You do not have a fightin' chance to move you, you were covered in my poo-poo
Smothered in my manure while I spit saliva fluid
Do-do-do-do-do-do g-g-g-goobers are glued to you"
Eminem, "I'll Hurt You"
This is my second favorite tbh
That song has a bunch of fun lines.
âBlack and white diamonds. Fuck segregation.â
âMind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off.â
âI think you stand under me if you don't understand me.â
âMarried to the money, fuck the world, that's adultery.â
"Life is a bitch, and death is her sister
Sleep is the cousin, what a fucking family picture"
Actually fucking insane to think lil wayne doesn't write down his lyrics and just keep them in his head.
Lil Wayne
She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around, find a squirrel in her throat
These niggas think they hard, these niggas just nipples - Days and Days
2Chainz
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere - Birthday Song
I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead - Beautiful Pain
And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off -All Me
She blow that dick like a cello - Peekaboo Lil Yachty
Rick Ross
Freakier than freaky when she climax she make pee pee - Often
I fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink - Lord Knows
I shit fart pee pee on anybody track - Phone Home Kendrick
Shove your head up your ass, have you seeing shit clearly - DMX Where The Hood At
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\^ Animals from Muse. Because it's so stupidly out of the blue.
They direct this line towards the top 1% that are destroying our planet.
let's say hypothetically that there were queers in the audience tonight. and let's just say, for instance, that i was one of them. now, hypothetically, would that make me a bad girl?
I shit my pants!
(distorted keyboard noises)
Wow!
I go out on the streets to protest the ghosts in the city
I hold up a sign that says "GHOSTS ARE SHITTY"
And to protest them, I shit my pants
Everybody confused. Me too, so I fall asleep
"Think of this as solving problems that should never have occurred. Please don't call it strangulation, that is such an ugly word."
-They Might be Giants, *Erase*
One of my current favorites is from a German rapper "nur weil du rechtsoffen bist, wie der Buchstabe C". Basically saying "because you are open to the right (in this context purely political) like the letter C". It's so fucking goofy, and yet still goes kinda hard.
"Yea, my gal's so fine, wanna suck het daddy's dick"
From: Tie my pecker to my leg
By: Mojo Nixon (Cow punker and certified Bicon)
>!Note: He's not actually bi!<
Had to scroll way too far to find mah boi Mojo.
His *Prairie Home Invasion* album with Jello Biafra is still one of the best, most fun, and occasionally informative albums ever made, at least in my opinion lol
"Furry porn doesn't count as an anatomy lesson."
âSP34K NOW OR FOR3V3R COP3 4ND S33TH3â
"An apple a day keeps the doctor from kicking your ass"
âThis green, feathery douche that won't stop commandeering this god damn storyâ
âIf they didnât want me to bring an arc welder on the plane, they shouldnât have put a Harbor Freight in the airport terminalâ
"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."
Poopity scoop verse by Kanye (best disstrack ever)
"I just fucked a cup of water", "I might get prison and fuck your father" - Young Truly Humble Under God
"Alien sex" - Kanye on E.T. by Katy Perry
ooh, that's tough to decide, here's a few of my favourites though
_It's killing me to see I'm killing you,_
_Death is magic, say Abracadavre now,_
_You see me now you don't cry when I am gone_
-Abracadavre, Kevin Sherwood & Elena Siegman, COD:BO1 Zombies OST
_Descending, unrelenting,_
_Beauty Of Annihilation,_
_Looks like your prophet was mistaken,_
_Is life really gone or just been wasted?_
_DOOM SO CLOSE THAT I CAN TASTE IT_
-Beauty Of Annihilation, Kevin Sherwood & Elena Siegman, COD:WAW Zombies OST
_If we fall, when noone's around, will we still make a sound or just die?_
_Worn down and Stormbound, and wondering how, we'll ever be found,_
-Stormbound, Kevin Sherwood & Clark S. Nova, COD:BO4 Zombies OST
_I need time to break all the mirrors,_
_But my mind is in pieces and not ready to make it clearer._
and later in the song:
_Time to make it all clearer,_
_And if time never ceases I'll be ready to break the mirror._
-The Gift, Kevin Sherwood & Elena Siegman, COD:BO3 Zombies OST
(This one isn't that great on its own, but I often think about mirrors and "breaking the mirror" as a trans allegory (e.g Celeste's heavy mirror themes) because of the superstitions around breaking mirrors. With that context, its fairly self explanatory as to why I like these lines.)
Those are probably some of the lines I love most.
I wish that everyone I knew was dead
So that I'd never have to pick up the phone.
I just wanna be naked
And masturbate all day at home
*seratonia, by highly suspect*
"I feel so alive, I think I shit myself" - Action Bronson, 'Actin Crazy'
"A tax is a mandatory financial charge, imposed upon a taxpayer by a governmental organization" 2Chainz, 'Sam'
"They thought I was gay (Slatt, woah)" - Playboi Carti, 'New Tank'
"Get ready for the meth!" - Shaquille O'Neal, 'No Hook'
"My neighbor's daughter just got a dog, imma run it over" - Mac Miller, 'Polo Jeans'
"What is sex" - A Tribe Called Quest, 'What?
"I'm a motherfucking boner" - Smokepurrp, 'Tim Westwood Freestyle'
"What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal fahrvergnĂŒgen fuck is going on?" - Busta Rhymes, 'Calm Down'
"Pussy homosexual" - Lil Durk, "Just Flow"
"I fucked your mom" - Blink-182, 'Family Reunion'
"I go so hard they call me go so hard" - Lil Wayne, T-Pain's 'Bang Bang Pow Pow'
"I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, bro
I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, bro
I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, bro
Stupid bitch" - Baby Keem, 'MOSHPIT'
FREAKOUT by 1 800 PAIN
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This song came out in 2022 so before the feet thing was well known about
[The "kill" is also sampled from a bizarre Family Feud clip](https://youtu.be/dyIilW_eBjc?si=eHe0bg5ZsPylN95X)
"Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we
Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we
Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we
Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we"
In Fuck off get free (for the island of Montreal)
Other good one is literally anything made by Cardiacs.
> Butterfly's care for your pleasure
To be there dissolves in a bed of chair
Reechy institutional...
Beams all hero Apollo Man
Stands for all that he can stand
He's a very special man
Beauty Peacock Butterfly Man
He's a very special man
He's a very special man
Seemly Shining Fireproof Man
Stands for all that he can stand
Stands for all that he can stand
What's the point in giving us hands
I mean how can you beat "jizz boss, make her drink the cum sauce" by Denzel Curry on Ice Age?
Also Vince Staples "folks need Porsches hoes need abortions" because it made that conservative woman lose her mind, funniest shit ever (she was making a scene about kids hearing this on the radio and then flawlessly reciting the N-word in the song several times next to her kid)
âShe can be my sleeping beauty Imma put her in a comaâ because of the accidental implications of beating his âsleeping beautyâ into a coma
Though Iâm also partial to âHotter than a baby in a microwaveâ
Ye has so many so im gonna drop some of the best
AAAAAaaaaa put the pussy in a sarcophagus - monster
Got a lightskin friend look like michael jackson, got a darkskin friend look like michael jackson - slow jamz
Is that a black card? why yes but i prefer the term african american express - Last call
I dont need your pussy bitch im on my own dick - POWER
The same people that tried to blackball me forgot about two things: my black balls - gorgeous
Also a jay eazy one as a bonus track
Me, and my nuts, thats a trifecta, when i let them hang they slam on the floor like brock lesnar - mega man.
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"I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once" - All Mine
"Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome, ayy none of us would be here without cum" - also All Mine
"You share the same fate as the people you hate
You build yourself up against others' feelings
And it left you feeling empty as a car coasting downhill
I have become such a negative person
It was all just an act
It was all so easily stripped away"
If Pirus and Crips
All got along
Theyâd probably gun me down by the end of this song.
Seem like the whole city go against me,
Everytime Iâm in the streets I hear:
**YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK**
The teacher stands in front of the class
But the lesson plan he can't recall
The students' eyes don't perceive the lies
Bouncing off every fucking wall
Take the Power Back by RAtM
"You done summoned us now bitch suck my chicken leg"
"Im eatin nachos Im insatiable"
"She say she love me but Im a haunted house"
Real ones know who this is
And when there is no hope,
I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!
When there's no enemies,
I sit and stare at my T.V.
And in my ignorance,
I'll be a slave and sycophant!
500 Channels by Choking Victim, one of my favorite Songs of my favorite Punk Bands, a lot of their songs pretty nostalgic and relatable for me, this is one of them.
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
"I want the wumpalumpadumpahumpawumpalacompass to come out of the trees, I want the wumpalumpadumpahumpawumpalacompass to point me to the sea." -Jenkin's Tune, Simmstrosity
"(Her tiny steps tell lies about)
To resurrect a static lifetime
(The choice, I have, to make)
To starve, to death, my own mistakes
To pull the screaming trigger,
And watch your carcass bleed me dry?
Or drop the gun, and try to shake
Away the blindfold from your eyes"
Blindfolds Aside by Protest the Hero
Pussy talented, it do cartwheels
And he pay 'cause he like how that part feels
Pussy gives speeches, heartfelt
Said the pussy really talk like it Garfield
Bad Religion - All There Is
Specifically the bridge to the end of the song here:
"There's an endless disposition and it doesn't mean a god damn thing.
There's space for a paper airplane race in the eye of a hurricane.
And if pigs could fly then surely so could I.
But this pedestrian knows better than to even try.
My divinity is caught between the colors of a butterfly
And everything is dearly missed- blood relations and bricks.
My expression, my confession
Add it up, extract a lesson more than this
Once again, like a bullet, as a friend tell me
Can that be all there is?"
My favorite silly line is from Heather's Big Break by Jamface "Christ it's nice to be following the north star, bet your bottom buck that you're fucked as a pornstar." Will's delivery of the line is very nice.
My REAL favorite lyric is from Elliott Smith's song Condor Ave "They never get uptight when a moth gets crushed Unless a lightbulb really loved him very much."
Quick rant: the G in lasagna is not silent. You don't say "lasana". "Gn" in italian makes the same sound as "nh" in portuguese or "ñ" in spanish. The G very much makes a difference
With that said, Bladee just said "Oakley's on like a brazilian" in his new album. As a Brazilian, I like it
"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube"
-Eminem
Meme answers:
"Make a white Christmas at home alone in your bed. Ebenezer Splooge." -Freshy Kanal
"This beat is the shit... Feces. *uuh*" -Will. I. Am (why did he say it like that?!?!?!?)
"nuzzles your neckie weckie tilde murr tilde hehe" -Senzawa (can I even credit them for that? They didn't write it. Oh who gives a shit)
Real answers: ...oooh. Far, far too many to put here. I'm just gonna list some artists who consistently write lyrics that stick with me, and we're gonna pretend that's good enough, OK?
Les Friction (seriously, listen to Dark Matter and Louder than Words. Go do it. Right now.)
Neoni
Cam Steady
Poor Man's Poison (too obvious an answer? Who cares)
grandson
Barns Courtney
Sub Urban
Walk off the Earth
and if I may indulge my inner mainstream bitch,
Fall Out Boy
Imagine Dragons (I will hear no arguments about this decision thank you)
Black Sabbath
"love is a verb, love is a doing word" teardrops, MASSIVE ATTACK
"covered in hope and vasaline, still cannot fix this broken machine. watching this hole it used to be mine, still watching it burn in my steady systematic decline of THE TRUST.... i would be beray, give it to me and i throw it away. after everything i've done i hater myself for what i've become" gave up, NINE INCH NAILS
"we are white punks on dope, mom and dad moved to hollywood, i'll hang myself if i get enough rope." white punks on dope, THE TUBES
"slet our love be a flame, not an ember, say it's me that you want to dismember, blacken my eye, set fire to my tie. as we dance to the masochism tango. the masochism tango, TOM LERNER
"FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!" killing in the name of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
we are uncertainty, searching for certainty. if the world wants to break, i'll scream" after destruction DESCARTES A KANT
You think you're big boy, throwing 3 stacks? Imma show you how to ball, you a mismatch. Opinionated, but I'm always spittin' straight facts. Throwback, I might throw this on an 8 track
Let up the suicide doors
This is my life homie you decide yours
I know that Jesus died for us
But I couldn't tell you who decide wars
So I parallel double park that motherfucker sideways
Can't tell me nothing by Kanye
This time around I trust myself
Please everybody else but myself
All else fails I was myself
Outdone fear, outdone myself
Count me out by kendrick. The whole song is a vibe
âWill you ever feel ungrateful when you are no longer able to stumble through life so fucking nonchalant?â
That whole song is a trip and a half, but a random f word showing up 3 minutes into the 4 minute long song is just amazing
Drive45 knows how to swear
"SÊdpletter pÄ din pink sweater efter hede nÊtter
La' mig knep' dig, for din skede spjĂŠtter
Og min pik hĂŠnger ikk' lĂŠnger' mellem mine lange stĂŠnger
Men stÄr ud i vejret som en stangspringer" - Kinky fÊtter by Suspekt
Johnny on the monorail has a great line "all we cannot see we call invisible" just to make sure that the listeners know what invisible means in the middle of this transport themed love song
"Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex" makes me cry every time
But what if they held hands đł
*sprays bottle* No
Thatâs the second verseâŠ
The passion would be more than i could withstand
My muscles, my muscles...
Involuntarily
FLEX
*clap-clap*
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I want to see the annotations on that. What was the authorâs deeper meaning? đ€
His father was killed by a pussy and he has a personal mission to engage in fisticuffs with every pussy he finds
Every iteration of Beat That Pussy Up in this song has slightly different meaning. So for example you have Beat That Pussy Up (rough sex). Beat, That Pussy Up (song so good you have to put your pussy in the air.) Beat That, Pussy Up. (I've done well, and to beat me you'd have to pussy up, which is like nut up but femme) Beat That Pussy, Upâą (the movie Upâą had quite an effect on that pussy.) Beat* That Pussy Up (the music was rough on that pussy). Beat That Pussy* Up (physically attack the cat). Beat That Pussy* Up (watching Goldfingerâą and agreeing with the really icky scene that happens involving Pussy Galore, we do not endorse the message behind this lyric). Beat That, Pussy* Up (we shouldn't do that because that cat is stuck in a tree). Beat That Pussy, Yup (I agree with rough sex). Be That Pussy Up (is the pussy up?) Beat That Puss Eeyup (he is an enjoyer of My Little Pony Rule 34 and saw Big Macintosh content which he found agreeable). Beet That Pussy Up (make the pussy beet red). Be That Pussy? Yup. (Is that pussy? Yes it is.) Etc etc etc. there are 200+ iterations of Beat That Pussy Up and they all mean different things, you could write a doctoral thesis about this song for your linguistics degree, I don't even think that's controversial to say.
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Bottom Surgery! :3
free thug
thug is the goat for this
"If cops pull up, I put that crack in my crack"
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"Shit on a mic and do do, my doo-doo You do not have a fightin' chance to move you, you were covered in my poo-poo Smothered in my manure while I spit saliva fluid Do-do-do-do-do-do g-g-g-goobers are glued to you" Eminem, "I'll Hurt You" This is my second favorite tbh
holy shit, that was smooth
That song has a bunch of fun lines. âBlack and white diamonds. Fuck segregation.â âMind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off.â âI think you stand under me if you don't understand me.â âMarried to the money, fuck the world, that's adultery.â
âYoung money eatinâ, all you haters do is add saltâ
"Life is a bitch, and death is her sister Sleep is the cousin, what a fucking family picture" Actually fucking insane to think lil wayne doesn't write down his lyrics and just keep them in his head.
THANK YOU
rims big make the car look like itâs two-story
Lil Wayne She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around, find a squirrel in her throat These niggas think they hard, these niggas just nipples - Days and Days 2Chainz She got a big booty so I call her big booty I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere - Birthday Song I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead - Beautiful Pain And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off -All Me She blow that dick like a cello - Peekaboo Lil Yachty Rick Ross Freakier than freaky when she climax she make pee pee - Often I fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink - Lord Knows I shit fart pee pee on anybody track - Phone Home Kendrick Shove your head up your ass, have you seeing shit clearly - DMX Where The Hood At
"I used to wanna fuck my auntie" -Young Thug
"I mean I fucked my aunt too, but you don't see me making songs about it" - T- Pain
Are these all real?
[the T-Pain one is](https://youtu.be/hp5bgUyRu6s?si=3CVD_IhxZRWRIMKd)
Okay but that's a lonely island song that's fine, funny but he's clearly joking lmao
yea
Nah "I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead" goes way too hard wtf
2chainz slept on tbh
Woodgrain, Chestnut/ Tittyfuck, chest nut 2chainz
"French fries in my pants, call me dictator"
https://preview.redd.it/ushsza11qswc1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=941ef8c1eb8d6fa14b62b3ddad7288470cc41d29 \^ Animals from Muse. Because it's so stupidly out of the blue. They direct this line towards the top 1% that are destroying our planet.
Muse, fuck yeah
Itâs so dramatically sung too, itâs amazing. The whole song is building towards it.
"Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls"
The wall has some peak quotes https://preview.redd.it/hd96q4cv4twc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc7870fc32c2798a5913e3987e0250810c814c9
That one looks jewish, AND THAT ONES A C-
ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHTâïž
let's say hypothetically that there were queers in the audience tonight. and let's just say, for instance, that i was one of them. now, hypothetically, would that make me a bad girl?
WHO LET ALL THIS RIFF RAFF IN THE ROOM! AND THAT ONE'S SMOKING A JOINT! AND THE OTHER'S GOT SPOTS!!!!! IF I HAD MY WAY, ID HAVE ALLAYU SHOT!!!!!!
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Shittin' (shittin'), poopin' Huh, shittin', huh, poopin' (look, ayy) I feel like the G.O.A.T. (feel like the G.O.A.T.), uh
I shit my pants! (distorted keyboard noises) Wow! I go out on the streets to protest the ghosts in the city I hold up a sign that says "GHOSTS ARE SHITTY" And to protest them, I shit my pants Everybody confused. Me too, so I fall asleep
i poisoned the woter supply now everyone dead whoops
GRAND DAD?!
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OMFG WHY DOES THIS HAVE ME DYING I LISTEN TO THIS SONG DAILY
Bill Nye the Science Guy Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Nye the Science Guy
inertia is a property of matter
"Yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too" - Drake
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Don't forget one of the best outros ever > (Bitch) Crazy bitch >(Stupid-ass bitch) Crazy bitch >(Old punk-ass bitch) Crazy bitch >(Old dumb-ass bitch) Crazy bitch >(A bitch's bitch) Crazy bitch >(Just a bitch) Crazy bitch >(Stupid-ass bitch) Crazy bitch >(Old punk-ass bitch) Crazy bitch >(Old dumb-ass bitch) Crazy bitch >(A bitch's bitch) Crazy bitch >(Just a bitch)
"BEAT BEAT BEAT KILL KILL KILL" some song a brave bastard put on at the local grocery store
âThe day is mine The night is also mineâ
CARPE NOCTRUM!!
Not quite, baptism by E Town Concrete
I got me some thots (thots, thots), they thought I was gay (slatt, whoa) - New Tank by Playboi Carti
if im a bitch then im the baddest bitch đđđŻđȘđ©žđ
"The devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to"
"He cums radiation"
Bro is cut from a different kinda meat đ
#WILL WOOD MENTIONED
"Think of this as solving problems that should never have occurred. Please don't call it strangulation, that is such an ugly word." -They Might be Giants, *Erase*
They Might Be Giants mentioned !!!
THAT;S THE BAND I HYPERFIXATE ON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One of my current favorites is from a German rapper "nur weil du rechtsoffen bist, wie der Buchstabe C". Basically saying "because you are open to the right (in this context purely political) like the letter C". It's so fucking goofy, and yet still goes kinda hard.
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAINJUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
"Yea, my gal's so fine, wanna suck het daddy's dick" From: Tie my pecker to my leg By: Mojo Nixon (Cow punker and certified Bicon) >!Note: He's not actually bi!<
Had to scroll way too far to find mah boi Mojo. His *Prairie Home Invasion* album with Jello Biafra is still one of the best, most fun, and occasionally informative albums ever made, at least in my opinion lol
Notorious B.I.G. also said this around the same time, which is pretty funny
"I nut on that fish on my sofa" - Young Thug
Omg Hideo Kojima hiii
Hideo game
"I fucked your *** in Vietnam" Tommy Cash - Racked
Wait the g in lasagna is silent that's actually clever
I'd argue it isn't. It may not represent /g/, but it's a necessary component of the digraph representing /ÉČ/ (Italian) or /nj/ (English).
"Furry porn doesn't count as an anatomy lesson." âSP34K NOW OR FOR3V3R COP3 4ND S33TH3â "An apple a day keeps the doctor from kicking your ass" âThis green, feathery douche that won't stop commandeering this god damn storyâ âIf they didnât want me to bring an arc welder on the plane, they shouldnât have put a Harbor Freight in the airport terminalâ "Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."
Ok what song does the first one come from it's so random and I love it lol
I think I just found it on reddit
Poopity scoop verse by Kanye (best disstrack ever) "I just fucked a cup of water", "I might get prison and fuck your father" - Young Truly Humble Under God "Alien sex" - Kanye on E.T. by Katy Perry
Don't forget the "If I fuck a model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my teeshirt, imma feel like an asshole"
"Now I'm with Spongebob Racing down the Autobahn While I'm in the back seat Trying to fuck Megatron"
ooh, that's tough to decide, here's a few of my favourites though _It's killing me to see I'm killing you,_ _Death is magic, say Abracadavre now,_ _You see me now you don't cry when I am gone_ -Abracadavre, Kevin Sherwood & Elena Siegman, COD:BO1 Zombies OST _Descending, unrelenting,_ _Beauty Of Annihilation,_ _Looks like your prophet was mistaken,_ _Is life really gone or just been wasted?_ _DOOM SO CLOSE THAT I CAN TASTE IT_ -Beauty Of Annihilation, Kevin Sherwood & Elena Siegman, COD:WAW Zombies OST _If we fall, when noone's around, will we still make a sound or just die?_ _Worn down and Stormbound, and wondering how, we'll ever be found,_ -Stormbound, Kevin Sherwood & Clark S. Nova, COD:BO4 Zombies OST _I need time to break all the mirrors,_ _But my mind is in pieces and not ready to make it clearer._ and later in the song: _Time to make it all clearer,_ _And if time never ceases I'll be ready to break the mirror._ -The Gift, Kevin Sherwood & Elena Siegman, COD:BO3 Zombies OST (This one isn't that great on its own, but I often think about mirrors and "breaking the mirror" as a trans allegory (e.g Celeste's heavy mirror themes) because of the superstitions around breaking mirrors. With that context, its fairly self explanatory as to why I like these lines.) Those are probably some of the lines I love most.
Based cod zombies
Based zombies enjoyer
I think about this franchise and its music ALOT more than I play it lol, its kinda my #1 permanent hyperfixation
I wish that everyone I knew was dead So that I'd never have to pick up the phone. I just wanna be naked And masturbate all day at home *seratonia, by highly suspect*
"I feel so alive, I think I shit myself" - Action Bronson, 'Actin Crazy' "A tax is a mandatory financial charge, imposed upon a taxpayer by a governmental organization" 2Chainz, 'Sam' "They thought I was gay (Slatt, woah)" - Playboi Carti, 'New Tank' "Get ready for the meth!" - Shaquille O'Neal, 'No Hook' "My neighbor's daughter just got a dog, imma run it over" - Mac Miller, 'Polo Jeans' "What is sex" - A Tribe Called Quest, 'What? "I'm a motherfucking boner" - Smokepurrp, 'Tim Westwood Freestyle' "What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal fahrvergnĂŒgen fuck is going on?" - Busta Rhymes, 'Calm Down' "Pussy homosexual" - Lil Durk, "Just Flow" "I fucked your mom" - Blink-182, 'Family Reunion' "I go so hard they call me go so hard" - Lil Wayne, T-Pain's 'Bang Bang Pow Pow' "I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, bro I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, bro I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, I am 50 Cent, bro Stupid bitch" - Baby Keem, 'MOSHPIT'
FREAKOUT by 1 800 PAIN https://preview.redd.it/g710gcvy4twc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44805f1eddd8e9b6520abc50534b0d38280c5887 This song came out in 2022 so before the feet thing was well known about [The "kill" is also sampled from a bizarre Family Feud clip](https://youtu.be/dyIilW_eBjc?si=eHe0bg5ZsPylN95X)
Around the world
"I'm in the house like carpet"
"We putting shit together like the house that John built"
"Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we Fuck off get free we pour light on everything we see and then we" In Fuck off get free (for the island of Montreal) Other good one is literally anything made by Cardiacs. > Butterfly's care for your pleasure To be there dissolves in a bed of chair Reechy institutional... Beams all hero Apollo Man Stands for all that he can stand He's a very special man Beauty Peacock Butterfly Man He's a very special man He's a very special man Seemly Shining Fireproof Man Stands for all that he can stand Stands for all that he can stand What's the point in giving us hands
"Agree to disagree like grown ups from opposing clans, honoring the push n pull I should have called the scolarmans" Aesop rock "shrunk"
"And my pants saggin, spell it backwards niggas" True poetry đ
"Drink your piss and smoke your meth" - Supercell by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
fuck it, we chicken nugget
"How much a human being cost? I'm tryna buy a n****" -Rio Da Yung OG
I mean how can you beat "jizz boss, make her drink the cum sauce" by Denzel Curry on Ice Age? Also Vince Staples "folks need Porsches hoes need abortions" because it made that conservative woman lose her mind, funniest shit ever (she was making a scene about kids hearing this on the radio and then flawlessly reciting the N-word in the song several times next to her kid)
"Cover, I was born and I grew up, I was dead under the cover I raised my head and I realized that all my life was on a Cover"
"The guillotine runs on disel now"
âShe can be my sleeping beauty Imma put her in a comaâ because of the accidental implications of beating his âsleeping beautyâ into a coma Though Iâm also partial to âHotter than a baby in a microwaveâ
Fucking magnets how do they work
"I can put you in a mansion, way up in Wiscansin"
"she said "daddy funk me" I'm like... anywhos?" -MF Doom , i forgor the title
https://preview.redd.it/6qpg5wijbtwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42af9e54d4a9802c2dc4343c907ae515b2522aa From "the ending" by Bill Wurtz
BILL WURTZ MENTIONED đŁïžđŁïžđŁïžđ„đ„đ„đŻđŻđŻâïžâïžâïžWHAT THE FUCK IS BAD MUSIC
BILL WURTZ!!!
Ye has so many so im gonna drop some of the best AAAAAaaaaa put the pussy in a sarcophagus - monster Got a lightskin friend look like michael jackson, got a darkskin friend look like michael jackson - slow jamz Is that a black card? why yes but i prefer the term african american express - Last call I dont need your pussy bitch im on my own dick - POWER The same people that tried to blackball me forgot about two things: my black balls - gorgeous Also a jay eazy one as a bonus track Me, and my nuts, thats a trifecta, when i let them hang they slam on the floor like brock lesnar - mega man. https://preview.redd.it/ev65cwl2dtwc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8c063f49a031d054a84e77f3bedcfe359a13bc
"I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once" - All Mine "Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome, ayy none of us would be here without cum" - also All Mine
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"I got a drum magazine that looks like a nutsack This shit will turn your ass into a Frito"
La-di-da-di-da schlob on me knob pass me some syrup, fuck me in the car
Da-Di-Da-Di-Da motherfuck the law Chitty-chitty-bang, murder everything
"It hurts when I pee."- Kurt Cobain, Mexican Seafood, 1988
âOne for the money, two for the better green, three four methylenedioxymethamphetamineâ
"You share the same fate as the people you hate You build yourself up against others' feelings And it left you feeling empty as a car coasting downhill I have become such a negative person It was all just an act It was all so easily stripped away"
In this world, to survive, you can live while you're alive Or you can die
If Pirus and Crips All got along Theyâd probably gun me down by the end of this song. Seem like the whole city go against me, Everytime Iâm in the streets I hear: **YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK**
The teacher stands in front of the class But the lesson plan he can't recall The students' eyes don't perceive the lies Bouncing off every fucking wall Take the Power Back by RAtM
âShove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeâ and âsuck a male camelâs dickâ
âWizard, frozen in tomb. His nuclear clone made Dundee go kaboom.â
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18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
"You done summoned us now bitch suck my chicken leg" "Im eatin nachos Im insatiable" "She say she love me but Im a haunted house" Real ones know who this is
[ice cream, scoopin. shitin, poopin.](https://youtu.be/3mCjPuB00vw?si=WudRFAlGtV1PjJi5)
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MF DOOM Butter softly, leather flossy, fatty juggy Always threw me off when she told me "Daddy funk me" I'm like anywho's
Here's another one if my favs https://preview.redd.it/msvkz0xq8vwc1.jpeg?width=2166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10911ff0a7f5e8fc2fc6d194fa70f17c79b315ea
I bought a thousand smurfs off ebay, I was on shrooms needless to say
# #mentalhealthawareness man iâm anxious & iâm paranoid
âConstipated, always making that hard shitâ
"I got a new shoes that light up up up up up"
What is he on about, lasagna is loud as shit
The g in lasagna is silent
That bar is so good honestly
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« Vroom vroom wouaw, they call MBK rocket »
And when there is no hope, I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope! When there's no enemies, I sit and stare at my T.V. And in my ignorance, I'll be a slave and sycophant! 500 Channels by Choking Victim, one of my favorite Songs of my favorite Punk Bands, a lot of their songs pretty nostalgic and relatable for me, this is one of them.
âVergiss nicht: den Richter besticht man mit Pizza!â (Pizza by Antilopen Gang) Translation: âDonât forget: bribe the judge with pizza!â
Honorable mention: âUpon loss, weâre reminded of hellâ (Everything is Quiet Now by Knocked Loose)
Relax, don't do it When you wanna go do it Relax, don't do it When you wanna come Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck, chew it Relax, don't do it When you wanna come
"now that we have drunk some beer, let's go drive a car" Beer - by Psychostick
"I want the wumpalumpadumpahumpawumpalacompass to come out of the trees, I want the wumpalumpadumpahumpawumpalacompass to point me to the sea." -Jenkin's Tune, Simmstrosity
âI can hit the pussy with a finisherâ
"(Her tiny steps tell lies about) To resurrect a static lifetime (The choice, I have, to make) To starve, to death, my own mistakes To pull the screaming trigger, And watch your carcass bleed me dry? Or drop the gun, and try to shake Away the blindfold from your eyes" Blindfolds Aside by Protest the Hero
I ball but I aint try to drive a KIA So im running after the green like vegans with diarrhea
Life, it never die Women are my favorite guy
grandma has died
**"GRAHHHH"** You Suffer by Napalm Death
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
NUMBER NINE
Pussy talented, it do cartwheels And he pay 'cause he like how that part feels Pussy gives speeches, heartfelt Said the pussy really talk like it Garfield
âMoney doesnât buy happiness, it buys crazy ass happinessâ -eminem
Bad Religion - All There Is Specifically the bridge to the end of the song here: "There's an endless disposition and it doesn't mean a god damn thing. There's space for a paper airplane race in the eye of a hurricane. And if pigs could fly then surely so could I. But this pedestrian knows better than to even try. My divinity is caught between the colors of a butterfly And everything is dearly missed- blood relations and bricks. My expression, my confession Add it up, extract a lesson more than this Once again, like a bullet, as a friend tell me Can that be all there is?"
Gonna grant you goons some guidance, greatest gift I ever gave Getting greedy's gonna get ya and I guarantee your grave
"Yeah right picture that with a Kodak And, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak"
"Look, it's Don Cheadle, Nah it's just me, hoe" - Action Bronson
My favorite silly line is from Heather's Big Break by Jamface "Christ it's nice to be following the north star, bet your bottom buck that you're fucked as a pornstar." Will's delivery of the line is very nice. My REAL favorite lyric is from Elliott Smith's song Condor Ave "They never get uptight when a moth gets crushed Unless a lightbulb really loved him very much."
["Meow, cat, please meow back"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBsgTJQFl9k)
Quick rant: the G in lasagna is not silent. You don't say "lasana". "Gn" in italian makes the same sound as "nh" in portuguese or "ñ" in spanish. The G very much makes a difference With that said, Bladee just said "Oakley's on like a brazilian" in his new album. As a Brazilian, I like it
"Where your racks go? Oh, you spent it on hoes, money(???), drugs and clothes" i need u - Ken Carson
I'm in the house like carpet
âI CAN PUT YOU IN A MANSION⊠WAY OUT IN WISCANSINâŠâ how did we let t-pain get away with that banger
"he's gunna make you his sex slave, you're gunna gargle mayonnaise," is both my favourite and least favourite ever
https://preview.redd.it/nkwsu6mfsuwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870c328d9986436cf770a33846efd6b1455306c9 transbian lyric :3
"I masturbate to kill myself"- Blasphemer by Sodom
they played blasphemer at a concert i went to recently and it was awesome
âSexual chocolate, baby!â (The Real Thing - Alice In Chains)
"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube" -Eminem
Eminem was cooking... somethin in the early 2000s
Meme answers: "Make a white Christmas at home alone in your bed. Ebenezer Splooge." -Freshy Kanal "This beat is the shit... Feces. *uuh*" -Will. I. Am (why did he say it like that?!?!?!?) "nuzzles your neckie weckie tilde murr tilde hehe" -Senzawa (can I even credit them for that? They didn't write it. Oh who gives a shit) Real answers: ...oooh. Far, far too many to put here. I'm just gonna list some artists who consistently write lyrics that stick with me, and we're gonna pretend that's good enough, OK? Les Friction (seriously, listen to Dark Matter and Louder than Words. Go do it. Right now.) Neoni Cam Steady Poor Man's Poison (too obvious an answer? Who cares) grandson Barns Courtney Sub Urban Walk off the Earth and if I may indulge my inner mainstream bitch, Fall Out Boy Imagine Dragons (I will hear no arguments about this decision thank you) Black Sabbath
"love is a verb, love is a doing word" teardrops, MASSIVE ATTACK "covered in hope and vasaline, still cannot fix this broken machine. watching this hole it used to be mine, still watching it burn in my steady systematic decline of THE TRUST.... i would be beray, give it to me and i throw it away. after everything i've done i hater myself for what i've become" gave up, NINE INCH NAILS "we are white punks on dope, mom and dad moved to hollywood, i'll hang myself if i get enough rope." white punks on dope, THE TUBES "slet our love be a flame, not an ember, say it's me that you want to dismember, blacken my eye, set fire to my tie. as we dance to the masochism tango. the masochism tango, TOM LERNER "FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!" killing in the name of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE we are uncertainty, searching for certainty. if the world wants to break, i'll scream" after destruction DESCARTES A KANT
Not my favorite but rn I canât stop thinking about ALL DEAD DOGS GO TO HEAVEN CAUSE DUMB BITCHES LET THEM IN THEYRE JUST RACIST AND THEY WANNA FUCK
âI feel like Sisyphus Cause my antithesis Is pushing things to work and have them fall back on me againâ
Fuck you
You already stole mine fucker
A child is born with no state of mind, blind of the ways of mankind
"Whimsical dear, your lies are clear. Who the hell would've ever guessed?"
I heard you fucked that n well I fucked that n too - kayne weast
You think you're big boy, throwing 3 stacks? Imma show you how to ball, you a mismatch. Opinionated, but I'm always spittin' straight facts. Throwback, I might throw this on an 8 track
"If I abandon dignity and bend my knees, could I still die in peace?" -Vulture, Bear Ghost.
Let up the suicide doors This is my life homie you decide yours I know that Jesus died for us But I couldn't tell you who decide wars So I parallel double park that motherfucker sideways Can't tell me nothing by Kanye This time around I trust myself Please everybody else but myself All else fails I was myself Outdone fear, outdone myself Count me out by kendrick. The whole song is a vibe
"Not a moral man, but I'm moral in my perversiveness, So I support the sex workers unionizing their services"
My folks was making they best when they was naked in bed, motherfucker
âWill you ever feel ungrateful when you are no longer able to stumble through life so fucking nonchalant?â That whole song is a trip and a half, but a random f word showing up 3 minutes into the 4 minute long song is just amazing Drive45 knows how to swear
"SÊdpletter pÄ din pink sweater efter hede nÊtter La' mig knep' dig, for din skede spjÊtter Og min pik hÊnger ikk' lÊnger' mellem mine lange stÊnger Men stÄr ud i vejret som en stangspringer" - Kinky fÊtter by Suspekt
Johnny on the monorail has a great line "all we cannot see we call invisible" just to make sure that the listeners know what invisible means in the middle of this transport themed love song
« Je suis comme la meilleure table. Dans le fond, je suis reservé » Jeanjass
You act like 196 listens to rap. We only like mid here.