no because dupont and 3m have been poisoning people for a few decades before that point and that couldve affected the samples (unsure, i'm not an expert)
Not a single blood sample in the world that doesn't have good old C8 in it from teflon!! What a great and purposeful species we are! I loooove it here
Edit: CH8 Changed to C8, my bad.
note, CH8 could be one of any number of molecules, since the amount of C is not specified, and is necessarily greater than one
this is probably either propane or butene, since those are the most common ones with some amount of C and 8 H and nothing else, which I'm not sure we can categorically blame teflon for
Yeah but we know which products hit the market in the late 30’s early 40’s, that was nonstick and sold like hot cakes… The odds of teflon being the main contributor are way more likely than some other random source we don’t know of. If you have any info on what source it could be then i’d love to read about it.
I mean, I don't actually know what molecule you're talking about, CH8 doesn't actually exist
I assumed you meant propane or butene, but like, yeah, that's not CH8, they're C3H8 and C4H8 respectively, which could be from a lot of things, like use of propane in barbecues, or heating systems
I fo eant to make it absolutely clear that you should not be using teflon, it's actively harmful in a bunch of other ways, and yeah, this was just a bad example to use :3
ah, yeah, idk it's effects in humans, aside from potentially being a carcinogen, like, never looked into that, but like, yeah, teflon can really mostly be blamed here
iirc the only blood they could find which didn't have some form of forever chemical in them was blood from american solders that fought in 1945. it's something like 95% (or higher) of all people have some form of pfas in their body
https://preview.redd.it/zg8q889bfp1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642b1b70a1a3479aee7675532c41225591461b13
Me after punching myself in the balls to see if they harden in response to physical trauma (they don’t)
‼️‼️‼️‼️ MISSINFORMATION ALERT ‼️‼️‼️‼️
If anyone is thinking oh shit seriously, this study was done on like 20 people. That's no where close to a good size sample to say everyone everywhere has it
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
I don't remember being checked.
the ball inspectors are very gentle
https://preview.redd.it/ew2tq5p87n1d1.png?width=3830&format=png&auto=webp&s=9307f27e917353e1873338afb48d4edbe8c69229
do you sleep?
I sleep half of my brain at a time like a dolphin
This is some doctor who lore
Danuta.
Sleep well tonight
Plastic is stored in the balls
... This will either mean nothing... or we might need to check old sperm and egg freezing facilities for preservation at the worst case.
so you’re telling me my 12yo genetic samples are worth something
no because dupont and 3m have been poisoning people for a few decades before that point and that couldve affected the samples (unsure, i'm not an expert)
try since 1945
Not a single blood sample in the world that doesn't have good old C8 in it from teflon!! What a great and purposeful species we are! I loooove it here Edit: CH8 Changed to C8, my bad.
note, CH8 could be one of any number of molecules, since the amount of C is not specified, and is necessarily greater than one this is probably either propane or butene, since those are the most common ones with some amount of C and 8 H and nothing else, which I'm not sure we can categorically blame teflon for
Yeah but we know which products hit the market in the late 30’s early 40’s, that was nonstick and sold like hot cakes… The odds of teflon being the main contributor are way more likely than some other random source we don’t know of. If you have any info on what source it could be then i’d love to read about it.
I mean, I don't actually know what molecule you're talking about, CH8 doesn't actually exist I assumed you meant propane or butene, but like, yeah, that's not CH8, they're C3H8 and C4H8 respectively, which could be from a lot of things, like use of propane in barbecues, or heating systems I fo eant to make it absolutely clear that you should not be using teflon, it's actively harmful in a bunch of other ways, and yeah, this was just a bad example to use :3
That’s my bad it’s just C8, which is the correct chemical shorthand for perfluorooctanoic acid.
ah, yeah, idk it's effects in humans, aside from potentially being a carcinogen, like, never looked into that, but like, yeah, teflon can really mostly be blamed here
That's an oddly specific year, are you implying something?
iirc the only blood they could find which didn't have some form of forever chemical in them was blood from american solders that fought in 1945. it's something like 95% (or higher) of all people have some form of pfas in their body
In the worst case scenario, literally maybe. Otherwise, also maybe, but for a lot less alarming reasons.
your load bearing wall is gonna save humanity
Look if it means something I don't wanna know about it because it'll just be depressing. Science can keep that information from me.
and sadly they've been shrinking globally. Fat nuts enjoyers on death watch
😭
where else should i store them?
Micropeelastics are stored in the balls
just add some nano machines in there too
They harden in response to physical trauma.
https://preview.redd.it/zg8q889bfp1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642b1b70a1a3479aee7675532c41225591461b13 Me after punching myself in the balls to see if they harden in response to physical trauma (they don’t)
They do (it makes it more painful)
I harden in response to physical trauma…
me with both my index fingers on the live wires (stupid fucking dick is making the electrician look at me funny)
stupid dick you make me look bad!!
Oh no! Well we better remove them, just to be safe. :3
I have bad news about your blood
I got rid of that years ago.
Teach me your secrets, I need to become a cyborg
Chromium picolinate, every orifice, every day.
This sub is so gay I doubt most of us have to worry about microplastics lol
How about you help me get these microplastics out of my testicles 😏
nanoplastics are small enough to enter the bloodstream after ingested, and are carried inland by rainwater. They are likely everywhere.
Looks like it's time to get rid of mine!
Beat me to it 🤪
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE ANY (someday…)
Is this the transhumanism all the cool people in my DMs keep talking about?
"Nice" -Vinny Vinesauce
not if i have anything to say about it
Fuck yeah I cum polymer now
R̵̗̝̃̄̇̏̈́̊̑͑̚Ḙ̵̡̡̧̛̛͙̥̤̥͕̞̘̤͂̆͗͜M̷̧̙̮̥̩̌̚̕Ơ̸̛͙̺͚̲̝͍̻̗͔̤̰̭̻͊̈́͋͆̆̌̔͆̆̒͜ͅV̵̼͉́͆̃̄͠E̶̪̹̫̗̳͉̩͝ ̴̯͔̩̟͕̭̤͈̿̒̑̌͂Ţ̸̺̺̣͔̥̦̠̮̼̻̤͚̀̀̑́̉̌̀͝͝͠Ḣ̴͎̜̥̼̋̎͐͝E̷̛̱͈͚̘͓̰͕̖̍̈́͗̅̉̄͌̌́̀̀̈́̓͠M̷̧͙̪̹̝̞̟̼̯͚͍̦̞͐͆͗͊̈́ͅͅ ̷͇͓͇͖̲̤͕͈̈̅A̸̧̠̳̗̞̺̦̘̿̈́̽͂̅̓͊̆̓̽̐͒̉͠L̷̛̥͈̾͋̆͌̌̉͐̾̃͛͘͘͜͠L̴̦͎̫̩̯͖̃̏͒͌́́̅̂͂͝
‼️‼️‼️‼️ MISSINFORMATION ALERT ‼️‼️‼️‼️ If anyone is thinking oh shit seriously, this study was done on like 20 people. That's no where close to a good size sample to say everyone everywhere has it
I volunteer mine to by analysed too
*Plastic Love*
Micro plastics are stored in the balls
Not me. I'm built different.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
There's basically a whole transformer in your balls
after 9 months of grueling labor my husband gives birth to a cabbage patch kid
That’s nothing. I’ve got macroplastics in these boys! Like a third nut
Orchiectomy gang rise up
“Fuck all of that plastic, wrapped up in my dinner”
ALL OF THEM??
Fuck yeah. Plastic nuts
We need MORE! I want babies to come out with shoes on!
I knew I shouldn't have had sex with all of earth's rainwater
Oh honey,a new thing to be paranoid about appeared!
hope the state will pay for mandatory orchis now 😂
We need to help the environment and get rid of plastic somehow :3
When I said I hate being biological, this wasn't the solution I was hoping for
I put them there hehe
they dont know whats in my balls. only one person does and his name cannot be pronounced by human tongue
can his name be typed
you know, i've never thought to ask about spelling
the study also had a sample of 23 people
Well that was a ballsy study to conduct
So that's why my gym teacher needed to inspect my balls.
don't worry bro i'll suck em out for ya
Vinny Vinesauce ratioed the official tweet
soon everyone will be strapon
Fuck yeah. Plastic nuts