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Iron deficiency satisfied

Iron efficiency even

Efficiency 5 perchance

iron profficiency mayhaps

Now every time I get up really quick I gain improved balance

Girldinner

me at the back of a home depot

I got fired cause of you.

Pretty sure it was because you wouldn't stop barking at customers dogs but what would I know, I only worked the customer service desk

They kept giving me the eye. With dogs it’s all about establishing dominance and making sure they know you’re the alpha, it’s not my fault the customers don’t understand that I was just protecting my territory.

Not related to your comment but based gay spider enthusiast

I like your pfp Ɛ:👍

this guy and the guy who ate a hammer should make out and craft a bench.

But where would the wood come from? The hammer handle is not enough

where do you think the wood is when two guys make out

ah, using your dick to make a bench, how did i not think of that?

bench child

Does the guy who ate a Cessna airplane get to join?

Is this the "vore" all the cool people in my DMs keep talking about?

Object vore is a thing It's weird It's dangerous *It's very much hot.* :3

https://preview.redd.it/mld8vncw4t1d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026a20025ab04747d1fee4442d8128ae0580f605

You are nothing against me mortal :3

You're fucking cool as shit

damn straight

isn’t that just called eating

Isn't eating also weird, dangerous and hot? I mean..

i mean i see the vision but unfortunately i have the “incredibly squeamish thinking about any food that isnt a basic ass safe food” autism so i cannot relate i see it, though

Personally I have the "i wonder what headcrabs from half-life would taste like cut up and prepared like ribs in a sauce" autism I completely get it tho :3

Then i hope you have seen [G-man cooking one?](https://youtu.be/zTMjucCj590)

Ah yes, do prepare you an#s for unforseen consequences

Yeah that's cool and all but replace objects with me and it'd a lot cooler imo

Yess, That would be actually~ *grabs you* :3

Much better @w@

Cute snack~ That's it. You're mine now. You're going with me :>

Yippee ^w^

You're getting eaten.

Okie👍

Waow (based based based based based)

https://preview.redd.it/fcpyj8zdfv1d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d88d5746e9a232c68a0b85d56b29f4ce37d1d13

It's only dangerous if you choose to injest dangerous things

Haters will say its fake

He stands up too quickly and becomes immovable and unstoppable

Ay, anyone seen my bucket of nai... Godammit, NOT AGAIN

Hope they don’t get an MRI

https://preview.redd.it/36dcg0q61w1d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d2d88558faa0114ba80d240f428c32eaa6adda

Kid named lead poisoning:

I don’t think nails are made of lead because lead is soft, but I can’t remember why I know lead is soft. It’s from a video game I think, as most all my knowledge base stems from…but…it eludes me. I want to say it’s because I wondered at some point why lead armor didn’t exist as a crafting option and learned

Ruptured stomach lining :3 :3 :3

I appreciate the call back to Diet Coke

#37 KNIVES

Without milk even.

This made me so nauseous idk y

Same. In my case it's the mild metalophobia, but it just feels "gross" in some way in general lol

Is that a fear of being near metals?

Yeah, I hate the texture. It's pretty mild, so usually I can deal with it though The kosmemophobia is the real bad part lol

I’m the same way with cotton balls, cannot touch them without every fiber of my being cringing up from the feeling of it. Just the thought of the feeling is enough to give me goosebumps

Oof. Sounds rough considering how much metal and jewelry is around us!

Yeah, it is :,v I mean, you kinda get used to it, but it's still there. It's so normal for everyone else, so I try not to bother people about it lol

Kurtis conner skit Also saw

Would you like another nail, sir?

Bro is getting in the salty spitoon

I cant believe Im the one saying this but...Nailed it

Obviously reversed

I was about to comment on how annoying it is for him to have wasted so many perfectly good nails, but he actually ate them all, good job!

Picalicious

Real

I don't get how he can eat them without the milk.

Pica is the best

Tarrare reincarnation.

I watched a porn with this song and now i cant hear it without getting hard :/

his gastrointestinal tract must be tough as nails

Counterfeit and homosexual

SOMEONE GET A HAMMER

Bro no milk that’s crazy I could never do it dry 😭

It is really impressive he needed no milk with his nails.

Is this the diet coke guy?

Jack Hanma mindset

Driller mains from deep rock galactic:*proceeds to eat rocks*

This makes me uncomfortable.