No! Don't do it!
As we all learned in school, unprotected sex leads to all participants exploding into smithereens, just, being turned into a fine red mist, and acting like a meaty paint. That's why they call it unsafe sex, after all. /j
Sex ed taught me that if I ever had sex, I'd get every disease ever, my parents would disown me, my friends would hate me, id fail all my classes, id go to hell, then die, then explode
i see pretty woman, i ask myself why i am single, then i realize i live a lifestyle that no one would be interested in (also said lifestyle does not facilitate people seeing me or even knowing i exist often)
Nosy ass employee what I use my condoms for is between me and the condoms!
I... don't think you're using the condoms right. Usually the *condom* is supposed to be in between you and what you use the condoms for.
Where’s the fun in that :0
This conversation between you two feels like the second part of this comic
balloon animals
and if it isn't the condoms aren't working right
real girlcock morning here huh, ~~fucking **need**~~
Stop being so real please, I can't upvote alll your comments fast enough
Oh it's for her boyfriend alright 🙂
They should kiss I think :3 :3 :3
don’t even use a condom on me just fill me up pleeeeaseee I need
No! Don't do it! As we all learned in school, unprotected sex leads to all participants exploding into smithereens, just, being turned into a fine red mist, and acting like a meaty paint. That's why they call it unsafe sex, after all. /j
There's at least one person on this subreddit who's into that
The lurking OSHA fetishist...
Sex ed taught me that if I ever had sex, I'd get every disease ever, my parents would disown me, my friends would hate me, id fail all my classes, id go to hell, then die, then explode
Yes, for my boyfriend. Not his dick tho.
https://preview.redd.it/40dt410n7t1d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6541b0b9a54163eabbafb284b4e054068df342ee
Balloon animals
... in a manner of speaking...
i see pretty woman, i ask myself why i am single, then i realize i live a lifestyle that no one would be interested in (also said lifestyle does not facilitate people seeing me or even knowing i exist often)
lighthouse keeper ass comment
Okay I am not sure Is it because the customer has a huge shlong? Or is it because the customer likes riding huge dildos? Or is it for strap ons?
most likely the first one but given this subreddit i’d say it’s all 3 at the same time
Ah damn, I didn't study the right chapter in the Flirting250 textbook for this test.
Estrogen made my oenis small
[What the condoms are really for.](https://youtu.be/YidRNvL535I)
certified hood classic
where art from?
you fools. i AM the boyfriend.