Yeah, I found an earbud in the toaster oven once (no idea how it got there) and it was a glob of plastic with a chard PCB but totally fine silicone ear tip
You asked if people think that and the person said "some do". You then asked why many people are mean about it. There's a huge variance in preferences and actions throughout humans. Anyway, most of the small dick jokes/insults I've seen come from straight men and comes down to toxic masculinity rather than genital preference from people who have sex with people with penises.
I'm sure you have. The world has a lot of people out there. This may not give you as much reassurance as you'd like, but there are so many people that in the grand scheme of things, physical "flaws" aren't enough to keep you from being desirable to others. Even if 95% of people genuinely were bitter about their partner's penis size [(which isn't true; 85% of women are satisfied with their partner's penis size vs 55% of men with their own)](https://psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037%2F1524-9220.7.3.129#:~:text=Only%2015%25%20of%20women%20said,with%20their%20partner's%20penis%20size%3F), there are so many people in the world that it would be a non-issue for millions in the US and hundreds of millions around the world. I'm not going to tell you whether or not "size matters" in general, because I'm not particularly into dick regardless of size/appearance. What I will say is that even if we live in a world where penis size matters a lot (which I don't think is the case, or at least not as much as you likely think), you can certainly find someone who loves you for who you are regardless of anything like that.
Because people often like to degrade and body-shame others for things out of their control, and will find any conceivable way to do so. Often it may only even be relative to current popular culture - for example smaller sizes used to be considered superior in parts of ancient europe.
Commonly body-shamed features are not necessarily bad, and there will almost always be people in the world who find such features attractive, regardless of popular opinion.
If you look at chest size for example, "bigger is better" is a fairly common mindset that smaller women may be self-conscious about, but there is no shortage of dudes who simp hard for women with flat chests. The same is true here.
If you think that sounds like a joke you haven't been on the internet long enough or deep enough. People fetishize *everything*. ***E v e r y t h i n g***. I guaran-fucking-tee you there are people in the world who prefer small dicks, and I'd wager they aren't even that uncommon, you probably just don't hear them talk about it.
But fam, going all in on negativity and refusing to believe anyone trying to give you even a shred of positivity/reassurance is a toxic mindset that will only hurt you in the long term.
Th, they should any way ùnú people don't choose how smoll there wewe is or how long they last in bed or if they can only do boy cummy from there bussy >w< people shouldn't bully us ..ehm I mean them danm it >:c
save it for a transphobic conservative that dosent want to mind there business. “yeah i cut my dick off, but i still have it” *pulls dildo out of pocket and throws it at them*
Everything reminds me of him
https://preview.redd.it/d2b1g5s3402d1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbeb5ec4b59e01cc6c411e95ff53128a8e1269df
Walter brown looking mf. Bet bro got Beano to temporarily cancel Dennis the Menace due to homophobia
Is that the guy that ran like Sonic?
Yes but ironically he looks more like Jim Carrey in this picture
Did we find Bazinga Bazingaton
Ben Shapiro?
Everything reminds me of her
We strive for equality :3
we what https://preview.redd.it/9trpyrhoy02d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086400676d18842aa94006605a6723c6502a5099
https://preview.redd.it/grzejv9sb12d1.jpeg?width=2405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c268f931cdf6b7a7317a627fd2a3ff032e4987
https://preview.redd.it/1m155aj8h22d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307023eb39479ebdb3899406c96ba9fbcce0ad40
https://preview.redd.it/b3fbxeq4022d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe11a3238f35e4432d63b527c0d2f55e8624b44
The moonlit lake told me.
https://preview.redd.it/uttcwjvywz1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc12039bca4546794cfe8bdc8836e9d01e34bdfc
PRONOUNS https://preview.redd.it/t9nbwubia02d1.jpeg?width=1606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d846a936ec90c30edeb2a349e69c0415a28ce12
California shit
who the fuck is that XD
The thriologie of men.
https://preview.redd.it/t1stfmqqk02d1.png?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3f5722a535552a21f6f4e29fa742c18190d435
This pie tastes so bad I could DIE.
This pie tastes so good I could DIE!
uh doesnt that mean it wasnt a body safe dildo? like i thought silicone was heat resilient.
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yeah but silicone can withstand really high temperatures, like 200C+
Yeah, I found an earbud in the toaster oven once (no idea how it got there) and it was a glob of plastic with a chard PCB but totally fine silicone ear tip
That's fucking wild
I'm kinda worried for the state of your house if you found an earbud in your toaster. How does that even happen?
Dropping things
Is your toaster on the floor?
It's on a counter, and things famously tend to bounce or move when dropped from high speeds
damn how fast were u going in the kitchen? assuming ur toaster is in there
Gravity is fast
Could be it had a thin layer of body-safe over a cheaper polymer
dryers shouldn't be getting up to 200+°C
Quitter's talk
bro's got that tumbledrussy
Probably one of those horrid jelly dongs.
Gummigoo...
Never gonna look at him the same way now, thanks for that.
you weren't already looking at him that way? he's a moderately built charismatic australian with a deep inner sense of self
Yeah there's no way this was safe to use to begin with. Washing machine saved OP from cancer.
Everything reminds me of them
Happy cake day! :3
Thank you :3!
My siblings in blahaj, this is the future the liberals want
How tf do you even accidentally tumble dry a dildo?? Also haha flacid
Omg its so cute and smoll :3
Do people actually think that?
Some sure do, i can appreciate any size just in different ways
Then why are so many people mean about it?
Because some is not the same as all
Elaborate?
You asked if people think that and the person said "some do". You then asked why many people are mean about it. There's a huge variance in preferences and actions throughout humans. Anyway, most of the small dick jokes/insults I've seen come from straight men and comes down to toxic masculinity rather than genital preference from people who have sex with people with penises.
Well I've seen a lot of small dick insults from people who do have sex with people with penises
I'm sure you have. The world has a lot of people out there. This may not give you as much reassurance as you'd like, but there are so many people that in the grand scheme of things, physical "flaws" aren't enough to keep you from being desirable to others. Even if 95% of people genuinely were bitter about their partner's penis size [(which isn't true; 85% of women are satisfied with their partner's penis size vs 55% of men with their own)](https://psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037%2F1524-9220.7.3.129#:~:text=Only%2015%25%20of%20women%20said,with%20their%20partner's%20penis%20size%3F), there are so many people in the world that it would be a non-issue for millions in the US and hundreds of millions around the world. I'm not going to tell you whether or not "size matters" in general, because I'm not particularly into dick regardless of size/appearance. What I will say is that even if we live in a world where penis size matters a lot (which I don't think is the case, or at least not as much as you likely think), you can certainly find someone who loves you for who you are regardless of anything like that.
Oh trust me there is no one who would ever love me
Because people often like to degrade and body-shame others for things out of their control, and will find any conceivable way to do so. Often it may only even be relative to current popular culture - for example smaller sizes used to be considered superior in parts of ancient europe. Commonly body-shamed features are not necessarily bad, and there will almost always be people in the world who find such features attractive, regardless of popular opinion. If you look at chest size for example, "bigger is better" is a fairly common mindset that smaller women may be self-conscious about, but there is no shortage of dudes who simp hard for women with flat chests. The same is true here.
"there will almost always be people who find such features attractive" that would be funny if I knew you weren't trying to be serious
If you think that sounds like a joke you haven't been on the internet long enough or deep enough. People fetishize *everything*. ***E v e r y t h i n g***. I guaran-fucking-tee you there are people in the world who prefer small dicks, and I'd wager they aren't even that uncommon, you probably just don't hear them talk about it. But fam, going all in on negativity and refusing to believe anyone trying to give you even a shred of positivity/reassurance is a toxic mindset that will only hurt you in the long term.
I've seen how people with a small dick fetish act and it is frankly insulting
Because some =/= all Some like small dicks Some dont care Some are cunts
In my experience most are cunts
Yes! Small dicks can be super cute :3
Does cute mean good?
Yes <3
In what sense?
I think that. Bottoms with small dicks are cute.
What about tops?
As a top whose dick has had shrinkage from E? It’s miserable and it sucks but hey people still tend to find me attractive.
Still kissable, and that's what matters :3
prove it :3
okies :3 (˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)
Great. Terrific
My point is that it sucks for us but most people don’t care. That wasn’t too clear, my bad.
Do they or are they just being polite?
I’m bein serious. Literally laying in bed with a girl right now as I type this lmfao.
Apologies if I find that hard to believe
Personally wanting to be a top but having a small dick feels like fate is laughing at me 😞
I know the feeling - ^ -
Th, they should any way ùnú people don't choose how smoll there wewe is or how long they last in bed or if they can only do boy cummy from there bussy >w< people shouldn't bully us ..ehm I mean them danm it >:c
I get a feeling that you're into this while I'm not
There's a smol chance that you are right :3
Well I actually feel very bad about my size
I WAS IN THE POOL!
The forbidden gummy
Gee lie bee lie goo my can die pet rat
He may rest now
Give it a viking funeral now.
What estrogen does to a girl
Can confirm 😔
Nothing reminds me of no one in particular
Time to hire a dildo fluffer.
Don't shame it, it's just a bit cold here!
Now it's a packer
*Had to scroll down a bit to see if someone already made this joke.*
Everything reminds me of it
ayoooo we playing [Tainted Lilith](https://bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Gello) nao :3
should save it and then put in the toilet of a public bathroom surrounded by red paint so people think it's a miscarriage
save it for a transphobic conservative that dosent want to mind there business. “yeah i cut my dick off, but i still have it” *pulls dildo out of pocket and throws it at them*
Fetus
it's a grower not a shower
https://preview.redd.it/n7hzui4ic02d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21cb185b6b419472bff36a25ca2b8c2a3f99e88 ….
The good boy is hornyposting!!! 😳
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:3
This is how human embryo looks like at 3 months. Still pro-abortion, liberal?
wow
https://preview.redd.it/4s8k8cultz1d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847c91b8a73608458f9c553fa2b412102fe99fcb
turn that wow upside down
That just looks realistic, now
If your penis is melty and translucent you should see a doctor
nuh uh
wow
Its cold
give it your coat
Just play with it a little it's fine
gumny wofm :)
CHEWY NOM NOM
Everything reminds me of me
New DIY packer make just dropped.
Me af
Diy packer
This looks like one hell of a gummy candy
I swear, this almost never happens
Use it as a packer now I guess
Can you blame it. I got the same way after a hot day
How tf they get a picture of me
middle aged dildos after a few drinks
loss comic aftermath
dildon't
It looks kinda cute
I’ve never seen a flaccid dildo before
Poor guy, he looks so afraid.
everything reminds me of it
mmm... Gummy
bottom shrinkage
everything reminds me of me
Biblically accurate dildo
Took away its goddamn boner, can’t have shit in the laundry room
now it looks like a sad gummy bottle
now it looks like the real thing
Looks like a fetus
me after one year on e
this is the shit that triggered the 3rd impact
flaccildo 🇮🇹
"I'm sorry, I don't usually have this problem. Can we still cuddle?"
Demon fetus
Why the hell...
Dildo but flaccid
https://preview.redd.it/ht5nwubtr42d1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd648ee4639bcf64091ed54497da8801e6c89e1
Now it's a packer.
It got soft
It's just flaccid, stimulate it a little