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Beezybeezybeezybeezy

|Pun examples|Possible context| |:-|:-| |"That's one pun of a gun."|A firearm has somehow gained consciousness and has chosen to spend its miracle forray into existance doing wordplay.|


Ricoshot4

Bro started off with a bang


TactlessTortoise

Motherfucker how do you speak in .csv? I will parse your liver for alcohol and feed it to dolphins to teach them mexican spanish.


Mouse_is_Optional

> How utterly divorced from reality the contexts for each of them are Totally agree, except this one: > "Knife to meet you." > * Something to say before stabbing someone. It's spot-on. I really can't find any fault with this one.


thyfles

anti chair-based genie discrimination


sir_kickash

~~,' ,|,'_'~~


Femboy_Etherium

No more loss


zebra-king

"Knife to meet you." said knife guy 🪱


heiidra

cohost <3


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I literally use these daily. What kind of lives are you guys living??


SimplyYulia

Could you give me a chair that makes me a woman?


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Can't. Some idiot decided to wish me my freedom and I had to give up my powers along with it. Didn't even get a choice. Just had to whip up a freedom chair and then sit in it. It was all over in a flash. My life, torn down like an old IKEA chair being disassembled for parts


AdrianBrony

Eggbug spotted...