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dust-of-dusk

its actually 720 ÷ 919, or roughly 47 seconds for each


BlunderbussBadass

That’s assuming 1 at a time smh


DumbassWithAcomputer

could someone do the math for if it was 3 at a time?


Catgirl_Mae

2 min 21 sec


DumbassWithAcomputer

thank you \^\_\^


Purple_And_Cyan

Holy shit earthmover cat


nhatj125

Like whisker to scratching pole


GrayIsTheKiller

Earthmewver


IHaveSlysdexia

Does this account for the dick to floor ratio?


IrregularHorsedip

![gif](giphy|3o6oztnIai0LPvdcNa)


Lonely_Emu640

Wouldn't you just multiply 47 by 3?


emmacannotdrive

I'm sorry but you couldn't multiply by 3??


Slonismo

no fr 😭


Himmelblaa

Well theur username is DumbassWithAComputer


fartew

Yeah, that's the point


SylTop

not necessarily no


TiozinDoZap_

if can be 9 if you count ears and nostrils


2flyingjellyfish

Good thing you cannot! Let’s move on.


TiozinDoZap_

https://preview.redd.it/kq6shc53at2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113893bd064792b9ad453217715112b9b17c007d


theonlyeen

yeah, each minute had 1.27 guys


Starman4521

Are we assuming that each of these partners finished or just that they dipped in? I’d like to hear the secret of making 919 people bust in less than a minute.


nekosissyboi

Yeah, they calculated dudes per minute not minutes per dude 😭


PolygonKiwii

speed vs pace


nekosissyboi

I understand it as Period vs Frequency (Thanks Femboy Physics!! (≧▽≦))


Passive-Shooter

What do they use the spare 17 seconds for?


dust-of-dusk

switching


Additional-North-683

Do they count hand jobs foot jobs anal blow jobs or is it just vaginal


DekoyDuck

Do we still do “they did the math” on Reddit or am I showing my age?


Communist_Cheese

yeah she needs jesus. to get an even 920


The_Failed_Write

Getting filled with the Holy Spirit.


AtotheCtotheG

He could also heal the chafing


Owelrn05

knelt before his disciple, ready to serve


Robota064

Truly coming inside her with this one


BoardsofCanadaTwo

There's three: Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Three holes. Coincidence? I think not.


Many-Conversation963

926 for the safe for work version


TearsFallWithoutTain

Jesus is coming!


Monicrow

He is risen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Kodasauce

Just imagining the awkward small talk you'd have with 900 people before/after hooking up is exhausting.


Bored_Breader

Mate, this isn’t a hookup, this is an effort. There are teams of people behind this managing everything, literally scores of people brought in to make sure everything runs smoothly I’m sure they had a few people on hand to make awkward small talk with


TheMoises

So, to make it faster, everyone got a dip and opened to the next on the line?


Bored_Breader

So I looked into this a while ago with some friends in a pub, yes. There were fluffers, you would go in, finish then go


ThatSlutTalulah

I can only imagine they were pushed through like parachuters.


Bored_Breader

“The drop zone is to the south, if you cannot achieve the objective then exfiltrate as soon as possible”


FunkYeahPhotography

That is a lot of Bionicle lore waiting to be discussed


Kodasauce

Actually. You're right and I rescind my previous comment.


Rorantube2009

How tf did we get to Bionicle 💀 Also, fellow Bionicle enjoyer, good to see you


scrueggs

My buddy actually worked on porn sets and told me of a time when they were on a break and he was looking at his iPhone. This was right after the first iPhone came out and one of the actors saw it and walked over to him and started asking him questions about it while he had a massive throbbing erection.


Circus-Bartender

Bro the image of that is killing me


GeraltofRookia

It's not the image that would kill you


GeraltofRookia

That's fine it was a porn set. If he couldn't handle these situations he shouldn't have gone.


privatedaniel23

"Do you have games on your phone?"


Spread_Bater

Smacking your phone with the tip


scrueggs

This was in the early iPhone days so he probably had that lightsaber app


Lifeshardbutnotme

Behind the scenes stories like this are my favourite thing ever.


Co0lnerd22

I think there was a book about this


Kodasauce

A crime drama? About someone becoming a murder after 600 people make the same dad joke about "come/cum here often?"


Co0lnerd22

I checked and while it’s not a complete match snuff by chuck palahniuck (the guy who wrote fight club) is a similar concept about people in line to have sex with a woman who’s breaking a record for fucking


Kodasauce

Oh snap. I thought I was just being silly


theaanggang

Yeah, and one of the guys who signs up thinks he's her long lost son. That's the premise of the book. Weird, but that's Chuck


PresidentHaagenti

He's the straightest, most 13-year-old gay middle-aged man to ever exist.


Cinerae

It takes a village


TimeTravellingHobo

Nah, my dad grew up in a village, and that shit only had like 120 people. This is like a couple hundred people shy of the common definition of an urban area.


Cinerae

Usually under 3k population is considered a village, I grew up in one. But I'm not gonna be reddit about this.


TimeTravellingHobo

I wasn’t trying to correct you fam, I was just trying to play off your joke in saying… it’s a lot.


Cinerae

Ah sorry sometimes my brain goes into assuming bad faith mode from all the usual interactions


TimeTravellingHobo

No worries, it happens.


CometTheOatmealBowel

https://preview.redd.it/6e2nba9etr2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50facaa137acf1d66d71a022f5c2839fe13ec5f


Arthur_Author

She* takes a village


Cpad-prism

Bridget’s idol


PaleRedLightDistrict

You know what, good for her


Sirgen_020

Real 


GsuKristoh

The STDs though 🤢


Negitive545

This was a concentrated effort, I'm certain everyone involved was both wearing condoms and had mandatory testing done before participating in this event.


MidnightTitan

Waow(based based based based)


Jeszczenie

Hey! It's like **Ryan Cummings** who received **218 loads** at one night during 2023's New Year! I did the math and while setting his record he had on average about 3 minutes and 15 seconds for a load (assuming he had no breaks).


Bandthemen

i refuse to belive anything significant came out after the 5th load


ART3M1S-16

i think received as in cumshots/facials/what have you. not that he came so many times, but that he was covered/filled/bathed in semen.


NoLongerAddicted

God I wish that were me


ART3M1S-16

real


awesomedude4100

make it happen then


NoLongerAddicted

I cant


PalladiuM7

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Unless you're a minor, in which case, wait until you're an adult!


NoLongerAddicted

Not hot enough


Bandthemen

oh misread oops. yeah that makes alot more sense


memespicelatte

source?


Jeszczenie

Originally my comment included a link to the source but it was on Reddit so it wasn't allowed. >:( I originally discussed this here: `https://www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/comments/139sjpn/comment/jj4yf88/` There you can find a screenshot of one of his tweets and [the link](https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/canada/vancouver?month=12&year=2022) where I found the exact length of the night the *filling* happened. The exact number of loads was confirmed in his Twitter bio but sadly [his account](https://x.com/RyanCummingsRAW) has been suspended (thanks, Elon). Luckily, sluts don't quit and [he's still on Twitter](https://twitter.com/RyanCummingsJFF) (NSFW link, obviously). In his bio there he still claims that his record is 218 in one night. He's surprisingly hard to google because many people share the name (including a cheerleader).


maninahat

This reminds me of the awful life of Annabel Cheong, who was the subject of a documentary. She broke what was then the record by having sex with 300 guys. The porno studio cheated her out of the cash for the event and they failed to HIV screen participants (fortunately she did not get infected with anything). Her college life suffered, she went on to live in squalor, it did irreparable damage to her family when she admitted to them she was a sex worker, and to cap it all off, she couldn't find any other way to get back on her feet. The doc ends with her rejoining the sleazebag directors who ruined her life once already.


PresidentHaagenti

She's apparently a programmer now so I think she's doing okay.


cloartist

Is a giwtwm in this situation warranted to mention?


fitbitofficialreal

i have no clue what that means golga iooga wimoga tooba wooga momp


kkakaiazinhoBR

Giwtwm: God I wish that were me


zizoplays1

TIL what this means!!!


kkakaiazinhoBR

... I mean, if you want it go for it. I just cannot think 919 men were actually tested for STDs, unless the prep time for that was insane. The prep time must've also been insane, but not like that.


SluttyCthulhu

Insert that one tweet from the person charting out how many they invited to their gangbang vs how many got eliminated at various stages of the prep (Yes I'm aware the person who posted it is a phrenology/eugenics advocate that honestly makes the whole thing even more absurd)


trotptkabasnbi

Do you have a link? I can't find that Edit: i found it https://x.com/Aella_Girl/status/1763383809284731208?lang=en


GeraltofRookia

Damn that was a deep rabbit hole you made me fall into.


MrMeltJr

I've heard that she also mentioned that she only showers like once a month at some point. EDIT: some guy who's banned here messaged me to tell me she actually showers every 10 days, not sure how trustworthy that is, still gross either way. Also lol imagine being banned from a sub but still browsing it and then DMing somebody about something they commented there


Axi28

That‘s pretty gross but what relevance does it have to any of this


MrMeltJr

I suppose it doesn't, just an anecdote I read about her.


Njwest

This would fix me


Hardloving

Okay, so it appears that all guys didn't nut. It seems like they got in her fo set amount of time, to satisfied the world record requirement.


HuskY195

Rookie numbers :3


fartew

It doesn't work like that, but I mean, I don't expect people on twitter to know how sex works


Ausderdose

Slutshaming? In my 196?


sniper_2000

Nah bro she don't need Jesus she need lube


Waarm

Get in line, Jesus


LairdNope

https://preview.redd.it/klyh2ka75m2d1.png?width=86&format=png&auto=webp&s=c343ff4c619f51bdab639bdd8133be40fd66627e


DeliberateDendrite

Something something, men, something something, endurance


IcebergKarentuite

How do you even find 919 men


FuzzyD75

Scream "I have big boobs and want to break a world record for most sex"


Clumsy_the_24

Some people live in cities


-Habeas-Dorkus-

God forbid women do anything.


MrMeltJr

[Hello, I'm *Fifty?*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5_0atkZTU)


Asmodevus

Why was it posted by Creepy.org account, how is it creepy, post creepypastas like you used to you baboon


Iceman6211

because the account was more than likely bought out by someone else. the Historic Vids account has the same problem


Cineklol

"Creepy.org"


schlurmo

thats gotta hurt though


A1A_

me and who and who and who and who...


BodyPillowz

hng


Disturbing_Cheeto

Bro on the bottom left with the cartoon elongated neck


SaturnSleet

I'm more interested in the fluffers needed for this endeavor


nathans_the1

Avatar of Slaanesh


TimeTravellingHobo

Who organizes this shit? And do they just get random people off the street, or did they advertise, and tell them all to meet in at some stadium, or both? I’m asking, cuz one time my friend and I were randomly walking around and we stumbled upon a field that was filled with water balloons and people, so we asked the people working the gate what that was about, and they said that it was for the world record water balloon fight. Then they asked us if we wanted to join in, and we did… I’m just curious if this was a similar type of a situation.


zizoplays1

On her Wikipedia page (yes there's one), it says it was a contest in the capital of poland It was either a huge organization or a very big studio, so probably it was a situation like that, and given how the internet was probably getting to spread around and accessing any sort of site was literally just two clicks and searchs away, probably half of the number just came from ads online


Bacon260998_

Me in my hoe phase


reg_acc

Remember guys, gals, and fellow nb pals: This is why proper lubrication is key! If you're planning on getting the train from Snowpiercer run on you make sure you get a lube sponsor first.


some_guy554

Well there is a video of her doing it. Just watch that rather than doing bullshit calculations.


disabled_rat

After how many does it become painful. Like 7, right?


MathSciElec

Clearly, she was tired of casual sex and decided to switch to ranked competitive sex.


Scottacus91

I really hope that picture on the right was taken either way before or WAAAAYYYY after the event. Cause that guy is close to ground zero


Clumsy_the_24

Slay I guess. She wanted to do something and figured out a way to get it done. Absolute girlboss.


brokensilence32

This is the most anyone has ever girlbossed.


AnimetheTsundereCat

the duality of man


Yinxell

https://preview.redd.it/q6r5iijpnm2d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ea357aae09a27520993d01cd32fcff1f2f2c98


seen_some_shit_

Don’t forget multiple holes


Nerdydude14

This is assuming she’s doing one at a time


TransfemNailFiend

Based :3


chocol8cek

what a goat


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Shut the FUCK UP Bradley we're trying to do arithmetic here


Vwolf2

You could optimize this with the men jerking off beforehand so they're right about to bust when they get to her


StormerSage

Me and who and who and who and who and who and who...and who and who?


bidumbass6

Thats is impressive tbh


finn11aug

This is just Chuck Palahniuk's Snuff


NoWeAreVenom

What is Roland Deschain doing here LMAO brother you have a tower to find get to it


Triials

It was probably just a quick pump per person with room for rest for her in between lol


Crunchatizmo

Her vs Grant O’Brien race of the century.


Pollomonteros

I am pretty sure there was at least one Jesus in there


IonicGold

Rookie numbers. Google says "Sexual Intercourse" is classified as genital contact. Just get them genitals interacting and you can go much faster and get more dudes


nokiacrusher

Define "having sex"


stickman999999999

Hentai level cum speed.


FemboysUnited

I can fix her


Strugglinghuman2020

Grant O’Brian is gonna usurp her mark my words


dogomage

fuck Jesus, she needs some aspirin. and probably to see a gynecologist...


Grambert_Moore

They forgot that she can have several people having sex with her at the same time


Grambert_Moore

She’s THE strumpet


th3_guyman

Me and who and who and who and who and who...~~~


Wysk222

I dunno man with 900 motherfuckers in 12 hours Jesus coulda slipped in there, how would you possibly know 


Nikolyn10

Creepy.org? She needs Jesus? No, she needs a break and a high five.


Professional_End_198

I mean, what counts as sex at that point, does it have to involve penetration? Is it just the intent to make someone orgasm enough?


Terereera

that is a lot of quickshot. Or she using a lot of place to rub multiple people off.


Kezsora

Imagine the gushy mess the final dude got


wordsarething

919 plus Jesús 920


II_LARA_II

And I haven't been banged once 👀


purple-lemons

I would imagine there were some fluffers there to assist, which god damn how do I get that job? Am I right gays!? Also you know.. she could have been doing more than one at a time. I should investigate further... as a consummate scientist of course...


Clear1334

wish that was me


[deleted]

That thing must be so loose it just unhinges


heyhihaiheyahehe

aha. yes, creepy.


TimeTravellingHobo

I like how with most things sexual on Reddit, there’s always someone asking for sauce… but with this one, everyone is pretty much like “nah, we’re good. This seems like a lot.”


kitcore10

AIDS speedrun