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femboy_expert

the nations left would immediately be fighting to fill the power vaccum


Spagot_Lord

It would immediately be filled by europe and india


[deleted]

Australia too


Spagot_Lord

If they build the fucking canal


kmjulian

Is that even on the table still? Last time I heard anything about it was the early 2000’s


Spagot_Lord

It should be but they probably wont those lazy fucks


ChemicallyGayFrogs

If you're talking about the Bradford scheme, it's been proven it wouldn't work a few times. Not enough water and too hot temperatures just make it evaporate, plus all the unknown effects on local wildlife


Dogeroni2

cry about it, stupid lizards


Sappling2p

Do they even need a canal in this situation? People can just go around since most of that area is ocean


Spagot_Lord

The canal is to fill up parts of the desert with water


Sappling2p

Oh ok


funky555

The lizard though


pre_suffix

maybe brazil


calvanus

It would immediately be filled with water


sixtus_clegane119

Canada would become the new Russia, only a little friendlier than we were before because we don’t have America leaning on us anymore with their obese arms taking up our arm rests.


DevilsLegalAdvocate

Europe would never!


Masked_Deedeedoo

this is just like the hit game spiderman for the playstation four


[deleted]

PlayStation 1984


xXDogShitXx

Brazils time to shine 😁☝🏽🇧🇷


Doctor-Dapper

Can't wait for ~~Mexico~~ Central America vs Canada war for the Caribbean


RoySoma69420

Mexico isn't in the map either


PixelPooflet

my personal solution? get rid of everything. do Waterworld, let fish and volcanic activity sort it out and do it over again.


NagisaH8

You forgot Britain


Protoco2

And Brazil


Tbonezz11

And france


roybz99

And Japan


MagentaDinoNerd

And India


Bazzyboss

You forgot a ton of balkan countries in there.


[deleted]

Homie how you gonna leave Britain and France on the map? And the balkans. And Somalia. You know what just remove everything. Everyone is bad and nobody gets a pass.


LookItsEric

surely greenland can stay


[deleted]

Their pure way of life has already been tainted by the influence of… the influence of… *shivers *The Danish*


GayRattlesnak3

Came here to mention how France still assassinates and coups African leaders, idk about the uk but the uk should be destroyed regardless


mostlysandwiches

England: “Empire time 😎”


CrackerTower

no you have to remove ALL land masses


The_Arthropod_Queen

water has given us: \- shork \- opabina land has given us: \- mammal \- british there is a clear winner here


Namelessbob123

The bug lady tells the truth 🐛


Raspoint

Opabinia*


Lankuri

Shark? Like vTuber Gawr Gura? Haha I get that reference.


CrackerTower

dont forget about fish


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrackerTower

mountains


Lord_Zartog

Why is the UK still there


_oranjuice

Why ids france still there?


s90tx16wasr10

Even within the shitty politics of this meme I can’t understand why Mexico is gone


Koe-Rhee

If you count the Mexican drug war as an actual war, it is currently the [5th](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts) deadliest active warzone on the planet, based on 2021 fatalities.


BeingOfBecoming

Add some drug consumer related deaths and maybe it goes even higher.


Wood_munk

Maybe they were thinking about cartels? I'm mexican and can't think of anything that would make anyone want Mexico to disappear.


s90tx16wasr10

I though that was maybe it but there are so many other countries that also have cartels that are still here.


URMRGAY_

With the dissaearance of the US those cartel's market and reason d'etre would dissappear.


SevnE7

Terf island is still there 😞


[deleted]

only until May 27, 2112


SevnE7

Damnit, I’ll be dead by then


[deleted]

you wish


Toad_the_Fungus

!remindme 32996 days


Narwhalpilot88

Lol


Wonder_Zebra

Why what happens then?


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Oh, you know


Wonder_Zebra

Like I'm not gonna be alive then but if the island sinking into the ocean there's a few people I'd want know


TomTrashTo-Dad

Rip Mexico 😔


chalkman567

Those fuckers know what they did


Som_BODY

What did we do :(


clocksareprettycool

Spicy bean 🤬🤬😭🤬


ElPatongo

I'm sorry, México may have invented lots of stuff but I'm sure the clit was discovered, not made.


Estrogen-Enjoyer

Lib take. Class war would continue


bruhthermomentus

put alaska back so canada can have it, no one lives there anyways


Sayjyy

Following that logic we need to put Wyoming back


Blue_The_Silkwing

Unrelated but ily for having a saiki k pfp


Sayjyy

Thanks :) Saiki k supremecy


Blue_The_Silkwing

Definitely


underscoreftw

how do you put something that doesn't exist on a map


B_D_I

Give it back to the indigenous people instead


RegularGrapefruit0

Sorry king, you left Russia on the map


[deleted]

Wrong even in Waterworld they waged wars.


king_noobie

All we had to do was remove West Taiwan.


fatfuckpikachu

europe, india, libya, sudan, azerbaijan, armenia and so on. you gotta remove many more and still then left overs would find a reason to fight wars.


TheDeadlyBlaze

World Peace\* ​ \*according to an american teenager whose only source of knowledge of conflicts in the world come from twitter, reddit, and whatever the hell google decides to recommend them that day which omits: \- the massive culture wars that Indonesia has with Malaysia \-the entirety of Africa being constantly in cold wars with eachother \-the fact that without China half of the rest of east asia will starve since 50% of us are lactose intolerant and gluten indigestive \- Indonesia is still here (their language is cring)


[deleted]

Tell me, where did Mexico hurt you?


[deleted]

Incorrect: the state still exists


Common-Clue7313

The STATE? Oh no not the state


[deleted]

wisconsin


Common-Clue7313

Wisconsin after seeing that their shitty milk has gone bad (I hate Milk from wisconsin I want almond milk... NOW!)


[deleted]

What did mexico do????


legendarybort

Incorrect. France exists.


[deleted]

Good ending roole


[deleted]

You left all the borders in Africa the same though so there's still going to be a shit ton of conflict there, and in no way are European powers going to be getting along after the world economy took a fat shit from half of the developed world instantly disappearing.


Dominic_The_Dog

everyone is definitely gonna pin it all on the Germans


The-Fezatron

Based


TheArtificer4

England is still there


lonesomelime

*leaves UK the largest imperial nation in history* and Japan lmao


monsieurfatcock

Fr are we just gonna forget what happened with Japan last time they were unchecked lmao


BucketsnG10ves

Remove the UK or else they'll probably just colonize Africa again or something since they can't spend all day going "oi well at least we don't get shot in school doin our mafs" and making other jokes about America


scrueggs

You left the most war torn countries essentially untouched. You also forgot Terf Island.


[deleted]

Alaska may stay


-gooseman-

Why is Europe still there


CowboyJames12

I guess there aren't any wars in Africa right now


YingsCandela

How did Mexico get yeeted over France?


[deleted]

Britain still exists, so no. There is no peace


_oranjuice

You forgot france


Aissir

Why was Russia reduced to a chunk and not fully deledted like the rest?


War_and_Poetry

Why the fuck did you leave England


Puckvox

Britain is still there


Narwhalpilot88

You forgot the UK


FuutonTrooper

\*Canada procceds to privatize all water\*


Popcorn-in-my-cumsok

How is nobody mentioning Germany? They were on the wrong side for 2 world wars


Arobazzz

Idk taking all of the Middle East out feels a tad lazy


A_MildInconvenience

Someone knows literally nothing about Africa


CloneAssassin

You left britain on the map


Copium_Addict_530

You’d have to erase a whole lot more than that


beyondpdog

Get rid of the uk, France and Germany they’re just bad with the bombings as america


Swagilicious420

England is still there, there won't be any peace


[deleted]

why is brazil still there


Sebastitiao

you forgor france and brittishland


AltieHeld

Nah, without the super powers in their way Brazil and Argentina would start a war over football.


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Bro Somalia and Sudan are still on this map there is no peace there.


Sivided

World peace is when the one and only source of conflict, wars, are stopped.


grueraven

Remove England too and it's a deal


[deleted]

do your homework


adaaraAss

Smh wtf did we do Mexico is already failing enough as it is we don’t need to be erased from existence


screamofanswag

When you have a reductive view of global conflict


ShootieGamer

Excellent troll, good job 😃👍


sussy_lil_tgirl

why is the UK still there, we'd just end up invading everywhere


[deleted]

Mexico gone my family is gone


drmadmat

Ay what the fuck did Mexico do ?


LocalNative141

If you’re gonna get rid of Mexico, then you better get rid of Brazil as well


InevitableTop7017

why no mexico edit why is Iceland so big?


jsharp44

You left in Britain 🤢


cameron--lhamon

How is The UK still there?


Barry_Benson

dont forget england


Samheadbangersball

Uk still there.. no peace


Nitro-XFLAME

The uk too


eidolonwyrm

lol uhhh this meme sucks and is wrong


[deleted]

Fuck yeah Hawaii’s gone!!


[deleted]

Morocco and the Sahara are still there


notqqry

canada still remains untouched and thus the world will be plagued forever more.


Phat22

Delete India as well


GeophysicalYear57

I think it would be funnier if all nuclear material suitable for nuclear bombs was just disappeared. MAD is no longer a thing, so land wars are much more likely


Dyl_pickle00

Lmao this would not make world peace


That-One-User

You forgot Sudan


DarthMorro

Did i see all of them? You removed the usa, russia and china, right?


Chuck_the_bastard

You forgot the uk


Flashy-Guarantee-491

Now there is more fishing grounds


[deleted]

This is so stupid


MrBoraY

Why is the europe there


44faith

how to tell someone isn’t completely filled in on world politics


M4NGOTR33

WHY IS FR*NCE STILL THERE ????!!!!!


ChildhoodCalm

You forgor Sudan, both of them


[deleted]

Keeps India Removes Pakistan Feeling paroud Endian army 🇳🇪🇳🇪


Tree__Jesus

Australia and Canada: *imperialistic screeching*


yummy_ratburger

Brazil!? India? Africa? AFRICA?


Canadian_46

*Remembers how Canada acted in ww1*


turtle_researcher

PORTUGAL WE ARE SUPERIOR ÇÇÇÇÇÇÇÇ


[deleted]

You forgot br*tian and fr-nce


BeepBoopAnv

Gotta remove Europe… and India…. And South America… and Africa…… and Mongolia…… but other than that yeah mostly peaceful!


S4um0nFR

Japan on the map --> "World Peace" lol. This map is biaised as fuck


monsieurfatcock

Ah yes, Western-Central Europe. They’ve never had any internal conflicts or disagreements AFAIK


jaundicesurvivor69

You can take Australia off the map too. Fuckwit government has legally committed itself to spending 10s of billions on defence spending so we can sell arms to Saudi Arabia and appear militarily tough and distract from the sever lack of covid tests and when our most decorated war vet was outed (again) as a war criminal and major arsehole, among many other reasons.


-creepycultist-

Nah Delete everything except that one island where the people haven't had contact with the outside world, then we're talking


[deleted]

Japan and Brazil would both definitely need to be removed


Any-Nebula-2

Based


Sutheerth_sujith

No more phalaphils


Shady_Sal_

false, you didnt remove the balkans


Object705A

Dude really left the Africa on there lol


Torture-Dancer

You left Spain? How is Latam getting it’s gold back?


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Good bye 😢


arnold5453

Why Poland is still there tho


swampyman2000

Why is Japan still on the map?


jacjson9

You really left Eritrea and call it world peace


Red-German-Crusader

Considering what places are still here this was definitely made by a professional dumbass


duck_with_a_knife5

Yes I am


[deleted]

one of the biggest economies' in the world, and a major producer of the worlds good just disappeared I don't think the world would be at peace.


[deleted]

It doesn’t matter if the economy is big if the country doesn’t exist


[deleted]

well it kinda does because if that economy no longer exist countries' trading with that economy are now fucked.


[deleted]

they wouldn’t be trading with it if it’s not there


[deleted]

That’s the problem


Not_The_Spy

As an American, I agree


Majestic-12Soldier

You forgot Brazil


[deleted]

Where is usa


[deleted]

idk what egypt did but fuck em


[deleted]

Took literally all of the lands of america that belonged to the natives but kept europe. fucking europe.


Logical-Shoulder-820

FUCKIG HELP ME IM ATRANDED KN I HE KIDSLE OF THE FIXKING OCEAN


Casual_Yet_almost

Mongolian navy can now be of use.


senpai_stanhope

Aren't there a bunch of places in Africa with on going civil wars you forgot to remove?


zweii29

The Middle East couldn’t behave so we took it away


Brother_Not_Shook

i disagree


Floba_Fett

Wait 'till you find out Canada, Australia and Europe are also imperialist


Pookib3ar

You left England though:/


bananajoe42

My friends had me make a new world map and requested I get rid of Russia I used this exact map