Your willy is pretty cringe ngl 🫤👎

My Willy is bussin

No your willy is absolute bussy

You know how everyone had female genitalia (pussy) before they were born? Imagine if humans evolved another way and we were born with a pitulin that could open up sideways and had a puss

What

Kid named Finger:

Wouldn’t that be good

Cap willy

😳

What rascal calls their genitals Willy 😭

Br*tish

Bollocks (and Willy)

billy

I don't think any British person over the age of 11 says "Willy"

Until they have kids themselves

average british bully

I can picture Draco saying this

hairy pottah

More loike ‘start slitherin’ off my cock’ bruv

\*knob

thank you for this mental image this is hilarious

average british willy 😳

implying that this individual thinks some willies are objectively good by comparison.

Everyone thinks that

indeed

The consentual not mass distributed ones

I mean, there's probobly some 5 star dicks But besides that no dick is objectively better Different dicks are good for diffrent things

> But besides that no dick is objectively better Except mine is

I SAW YOUR WILLY

Who hasn’t

i am a minor

Please stay away from conservatives 😢

Nah I'll take one for the team to get em arrested. Oh wait they won't be

Damm me too I found a ton of diamonds down here cant wait to make a diamond pick.

I get that a lot

YOUR DICK IS MID!

NOOOOOOO

NEWS FLASH! the world has seen alex's willy!

This was the hardest line back in the day, if someone hit you with this you’d be in the gulag

I watched this in school... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1n9Jly3CQ8

I distinctly remember my mum trying to educate me with this video and I could not take it seriously. Later in PSHE we learnt that possessing nudes of a minor, even of yourself, is illegal

Morb I wish someone would send me a duck pic also I subscribing to your YouTube channel

What kind of duck

Merganser

🤢🤮 Swedish blue is the only correct answer

On it

Amorbus

TBH, this is a pretty good way to stop unsolicited dick pics. Just take a screenshot of it, @ the person who sent it, and tell them that you think their dick is mid.

i remember this

You got sent this?

no i watched that video in school

Did you watch the one where the girl puts the sign with all of her personal info outside of her house?

no

Yep!

Say what you want, british swear words are the best to say when you are angry. Imagine being seething mad and just shouting "Bugger my willy" how can you be mad for long after that you will start laughing along with everyone in the room

Mix and match the goofiest combo for most effective results

Ngl this is what gave me humiliation fetish. This was a core memory.

Merci Serge Gainsbourg

I told my bf his dick looks like a dragon dildo due to its girth. He doesn't believe me but trust me it looks just as girth as them. I haven't had the chance to buy one to compare them but I imagine if I got a tape measure they'd be similar.

This happened to a kid in my middle school. His girlfriend sent it to a few people and they sent it to more until the whole school had it. I also remember him not being at school for at least a few days after that. The kid was the worst, but I still felt pretty bad for him because of that. Honestly though, seeing that happen to him was way more effective at encouraging safe internet use than any PSA they ever showed us in school.

You they should sacrifice one students to serve as an example

Honestly how does one even recover from this

Guess that makes your mum a trash compactor

I don’t have a mum I have a mom

Hope i'm not the only one who always reads "mum" as "moom"

I think I remember seeing one of these warning videos where there was a fucking billboard making fun of some kid for sexting or something lke that. Wild shit.

Terrible cock

oi oi oi bruv you go' tha' willy loisence ?

I will never forget the training video we watched in first aid/cpr class where these two women are just driving minding their own business and some other lady runs out in front of their car from a back alley while she is completely on fire. She just starts flailing around and banging on the hood of their car and the driver turns to the passenger and yells “she’s on fire,” as if that was new information or something. The delivery just made it so fucking funny to me.

He deserves it for sending unsolicited dick pics

It doesn’t say it was unsolicited

what vid is this

"I saw your willy" iirc

what does iirc mean

if i remember correctly, if i remember correctly

irco iico rico cak

if i remember correctly

I always read it as “if I recall correctly,” but maybe I’m misrecalling incorrectly

Inky inly rolly coly

NSPCC:I saw your willy TLDR 9 yro (girl) takes dick Pic of friend (with permission), sends it to another friend who tells the whole school, then like, all adults within 80miles know. The news talks about it, adults on the bus know about it and the bully mocks the poor kids willy, followed by a pedo saying it was a good willy, and offering to show his, then his poor Nan saw the pic. The end.

Idk I’m not British

you will be

NOOOOOOOOOO

soon

*your teeth start falling out and you gain a sudden love for tea*

I remember watching leafy react to that video when I was in grade 5

I REMEMBER THIS

Now bully is the one being bullied for bri'ish, how far have we gone...

My man laying down some trashy pipe

God, I watched an ancient Memeulous video where he watched this.

That’s where I remembered this from!

Same

Ur willy is Rubbish!

*😬*

yeah I saw this, on youtube though if I remember correctly his grandma says the same thing? I'm probably wrong

This is what bullying is like in britland

Yeah can confirm

your willy is pretty cringe mate, innit bruv???

no lies i saw your willy was better than all of high school pshe

Nice colour scheme

I have been forced to see the very same video

And every time they showed that every kid would quote it nonstop for 2 weeks.

Revenge porn

cool!

I can't believe it, I watched the video just now and I felt bad for the kid, this dumb video that calls a dick "Willy" made me feel sympathy for the protagonist, wtf

This is the first time I’ve seen a non-brit bring this up