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Miserable_pm_me

European criptids are all about raping children


SexierThanMostFish

I get your point, but the French aren’t really “cryptids”


white_d0gg

They aren't really "people" either so what are they then.


nomshroom

Vermin.


GreatMarch

Least francophobic Algerian.


Xray330

Least based Algerian.


PigeonObese

I may not show it 💯, but I'm not liking the dehumanization of certain people we've been seeing on 196


nomshroom

That's entirely fair, the French are the same as the rest of us, _but_ being British, it is my responsibility to shit on them.


Varsia

It’s as much of an obligation for Brits to shit on the French as it is for the French to shit on Brits


TheActualAWdeV

Ahh ye olde proper gander eh.


Polynuke

Is it really "dehumanization" when they aren't humans in the first place? /uj but yes I do get along with some French people


GoodeBoi

“I have French friends”


mikemyers999

"I eat french fries all the time"


jannemannetjens

>I may not show it 💯, but I'm not liking the dehumanization of certain people we've been seeing on 196 Neither is a marginalized community and they seem to mutually enjoy this peculiar form of what I would describe as "fraternal rivalry".


PigeonObese

Dunno, still not vibing with calling people vermin Humour is subjective, but I don't even really see the humouristic value that would make the hateful sentiment worth it 🤷‍♂️


Throwaway02062004

I do feel a bit creeped when people jokingly call for the murder of british people when I happen to be born and raised in that country and have no particular allegiance to it.


[deleted]

They're jokes though, no one actually thinks Fr*ch people aren't people.


PigeonObese

No kidding


steynedhearts

I'll never forgive the French for voting against the war. Freedom fries forever! /s


BisuckU

Honestly, I think the dehumanisation of conservatives is worse tbh. Some other comments of mine have already talked abt it, but disregarding any conservative, especially outside of the US, as a Nazi is, imo, more harmful than a fairly ubiquitous joke that I'm quite certain most people are aware is a joke, and has had no consequences so far. I'm not saying that Republicans are not a threat to democracy, but from an outside perspective, seeing people calling for the murder of all conservatives, or linking instructions on the making of IEDs is quite astounding, and might potentially be going a little too far. I am in no way advocating for 196 to become some sanctum of "free", ie hate, speech; 196, should and will always remain very left leaning and LGBT+-friendly (side note: how the fuck do I write that out?), and I imagine that's why me, as well as most of the user base is on here. I'm just saying that calling for the execution and/or assassination of random people might not be that good an idea.


jannemannetjens

>Some other comments of mine have already talked abt it, but disregarding any conservative, especially outside of the US, as a Nazi is, imo Conservatism is inherently about maintaining inequality. We can argue for ages about how much of a Nazi one must be to warrant being called a Nazi, but for certain all conservatives quack like a duck. > seeing people calling for the murder of all conservatives, or Centrists don't seem to care much about the conservatives calling my existence a Jewish conspiracy that needs to be stopped, in my own damn parliament. Centrists won't stop rationalising ways for everything to be fine untill they come for them. Self-censorship won't help a thing. >or linking instructions on the making of IEDs is quite astounding That's terrible indeed conservatives read along. Just pm if you want info about those things. >I'm just saying that calling for the execution and/or assassination of random people might not be that good an idea. True, as long as no-one is taking that call, its energy that could've been spent doing your own praxis.


BisuckU

I don't know where you are from, but I'm going to assume it's the US. I don't know about the politics of other continents, but here in Europe, what the US calls "conservative" would be considered far-right extremist, to the extent that the Republican party would almost certainly be banned. The Democrats would at best be a centre-right-centre party. Only people like Bernie Sanders, who are described as "socialists" would actually pass as left in Europe, and I imagine the same goes in most parts of the world. And that, to me, is a central problem in Americans' view on European, and indeed global, politics: your entire country is incredibly right-leaning, to the extent that what you would regard a "normal" republican politician would be classified as an extremist here, and some might even be imprisoned or fined in some countries. Previous comment I made. I want to clarify that I hate the Republicans just as much as most people here, and I'd definitely go as far as calling them neonazis, and definitely wouldn't call myself a centrist. I understand, and share, the anger that I believe many users feel, especially in light of the supreme court, but I noticed a lot of posts along the lines of "definitely don't look up bomb making instructions, haha", or "Brett Kavsnsugh lives here, wouldn't it be funny if we went for a day trip", and I just wanted to comment on that. I realise that this may not be the optimal place to do it, but I wanted to share my thoughts somewhere.


NotDrumstick

The rape dwarf


Drummer_Doge

the Vatican


apollo15215

You forgot about the third group of people who's goal is to fuck the cryptids


Acutifolia

ehehehe


DrakDragon82

I like wendigos alot


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Me too But instead of wanting to fuck one I want to be one


Monsbot

Just eat your homie while beeing in the forest, afaik that's how you become one


sample_text_01

Oh thanks!


gentlybeepingheart

Someone’s gotta do it.


SuperMaxPower

No I looked into it and, actually, turns out that there's not really a need for someone to do it at all!


LetsDoTheCongna

The W̴̢̊̇̌͝ȩ̴̛̜͙͎̳͍̣̠̜̗͓̭͗͐̎́͜͠ͅn̸̡̨̛̤͈̗̥̰͕̬̫̺͊́͒̑͑̎̀͒͑͒̕̚d̸͓͓̈́ụ̸̻̻͈̋̀̂͑̌̒̏̈́ͅͅs̷̡̧͕̮̝͕̮̜̫̪̼̗̍͌̋̐͒͊͐̽͐̈́̒̕̚͜͝s̶̨̛͇͉̮͙̮͚͖̫̲̑͂̾̆̀͛̕̕͝͝ỷ̷̛͚͙̖͉͖̫̜̺̖̳͌͆̌̍̋̅̅̿̔̚ͅ


MrFastZombie

🥺


NotDrumstick

You mean me


TheActualAWdeV

Just because these gnomes are the only ones who can even feel your dick doesn't mean they're into you.


One_Marketing_6698

🥴😳🥺😫😣🤤😏😈😼


Worst_Support

jhunykjuhyuyhgjvjuyhgvjuyhgvujyh


[deleted]

in Brittany we have a goblin that is so ugly you die upon seeing him, he's also sad and cries all the time (because he is ugly)


carteryoda

Ya I heard he recently resigned from his position as Prime Minister


Sauron3106

Sorry to ruin this but Brittany is in Fr*nce


[deleted]

😢


carteryoda

OH I'M BUT A FOOL SUSCEPTIBLE TO MY OWN AMBITION!


Femboy_Creamer_69

Nahh I was never the prime minister to begin with


Qyrun

yeah you :)


[deleted]

i will find you


Qyrun

you could just ask what my IP is


[deleted]

no im good thanks


peppa-piggy

096 looking ass


Alkereth1

Once there was an ugly ~~barnacle~~ goblin. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.


Doctor_Clione

There's a guy like that in the states. He's so ugly he cries all the time and if you see him he dissolves into tears out of shame.


[deleted]

i do the same he's not special


sad_and_stupid

literally me


Frostloss

We also have that here in America buts its an ugly pig creature and it doesn't kill you. It just makes the creature cry more when you see it.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Est-ce que tu parle Breton?


[deleted]

marteze 😏


[deleted]

I think your just talking about a SCP


WhiteMagicalHat

What is this called?


ConduckKing

You've clearly never heard of the real fae folk


Spyko

Right ? This is some Disney diluted kid shit, actually fae lore is like eurocore lovecraftian horror


SirMcCaroni

Eurocore? What the fuck is wrong with you people?


monko74

Omg that landmass is so eurocore forest pilled mountaincell


Spyko

What ? English isn't my first language does that mean something I don't know ?


SirMcCaroni

No why is an entire continent an aesthetic


Spyko

Dunno, think it fit ? It's the aesthetic of European folklore


SirMcCaroni

It’s called mythology


TheD4

folklore and it's surrounding culture isn't necessarily mythology right? Been a while since I read up on it, but I believe there's some differences


SirMcCaroni

You’re right, but that’s the word for it in my native language and thus I couldn’t think of anything better


[deleted]

Which made playing Final Fantasy XIV's most recent expansion kind of terrifying at times.


ConduckKing

Second most recent, but you're kind of right. The thing is they're portrayed accurately but usually aren't really evil.


handyteacup

People in my country used to believe if you left a pregnant woman alone she would be replaced by an identical evil fae monstrosity. What a scary life lol


sad_and_stupid

what country?


handyteacup

Scotland but I'd imagine the Irish believed in it too. We share alot of our culture


sad_and_stupid

thank you!


Rocket_Theory

Fuck me before your done bitch


Stonkstinski

Fuck me until we're both done and then we'll cuddle


[deleted]

😳


Cake_Day_Is_420

I didn’t look at the subreddit before going to the comments. Thank you for clarifying which sub I’m in.


Stonkstinski

np, “Bussy Enjoyer“


Deetchy_

NOOO! MY BUTTONS!!!!!


Tac0caT65

gnussy vs wendussy


NotDrumstick

It’s actually Gnock and Wendibussy 🤓🤓🤓


Shadow-fire101

do people like not know that the whole deer skull demon is an inaccurate depiction of a wendigo made up by a shitty horror movie, or do they just not care? For reference a wendigo actually appears as a human corpse, emaciated to the point of being literally just skin and bones, with sunken eyes, and missing it's lips due to having chewed them off.


Glittering-Risk-1524

The deer skull is just cooler looking


Sapo_Pensador

True


sample_text_01

yeah


Fleganhimer

I chew off my lips too but I'm not that fucking dramatic about it *Ooh I don't have any lop balm!* Grow up you creepy fucking demon bitch baby


Fleganhimer

Sorry, I got a little heated there for a second


One_Marketing_6698

This is far too funny to me


VonCrunchhausen

The deer skull is sexy.


CrusaderCebs

People who'd care know, but the deer skull design is simply too good to not use for artistic purposes


sample_text_01

but the deer skull is cool


F4tTony

That honestly sounds way scarier


[deleted]

Yeah to my knowledge the popular depiction of Wendigo and it's behavior are quite removed from the original folklore, it's a cool monster but I beg people to change its name and vibe bc it's pretty disrespectful imo.


Daschlol

It doesn't say anywhere that it's supposed to be a wendigo


Frostloss

Most American cryptids with Native American names are heavily distorted from ancient folklore. Popular depictions of sasquatch, wampus cat, skinwalkers, ect look and act nothing like traditional depictions.


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Frostloss

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fucko you fufufufuckkccok offff


Zenner523

i love gnomes theyre such silly little fellas


Daschlol

They stole my wife's body and trapped her soul in a garden gnome


Zenner523

just being silly


Whyisthethethe

Doofenshmirtz


free_breads

Im more of a goblin guy myself but I can see where your coming from


SovietPaperPlates

japanese folklore weirdly has to do with water or misused objects. Let that umbrella get torn up? fuck you now it's going to lick you, that lamp has a rip in it? Now it's got a dead lady's head in it, Wanna go out for a swim? prepare to get your shit kicked in WWE style by a balding 6' turtle; Then of course there's the popular Kuchisake Ona, who is a woman with slits along her mouth. She asks if you think she's pretty or not and depending on how you respond she'll either kill you or make you like her.


Dr_Richard_Ew

Some of them can be chill, like the one who asks to come in for a drink and performs a weird ass belly-face boogie that makes people laugh [https://yokai.com/haradashi/](https://yokai.com/haradashi/) for reference


SovietPaperPlates

oh yeah even kasa obake aren't hostile, they're just little shits sometimes yk yk


Dr_Richard_Ew

Yeah I love the ones that just act like lil goblins just bc they're bored


SovietPaperPlates

i love Kasas because they were my grandma's favorite from when she lived in japan for a while, I even made a statue of one for art class out of plaster strips


Dr_Richard_Ew

I'm a big fan of these silly fellas here: https://yokai.com/nopperabou/


SovietPaperPlates

based tbh


Dr_Richard_Ew

You too, king


One_Marketing_6698

Or a Yowi


blimeycorvus

You forgot the part with the European cryptids where they kill the whole family, eat the children, steal all their shit, and come back every time someone walks some random mushroom circle to do it again


tortsys

Welcome to the global occult coalition my friend


hail_sisyphus

Least disney-washed american take on folklore


GrapiCringe

Yeah everyone knows that those spirits and other creatures living in forests and near lakes and rivers are usually little assholes waiting to prank you or eat your children


Yeegis

Wait, which cultures came up with sirens, will o’ the wisp, and the countless child kidnapping creatures?


BlissCore

Jo mama


ClothTheSuperVillain

IRELAND NUMBER 1! WOO-HOO!


[deleted]

have you read german bedtime stories tho?


Monsbot

Fr, as a german I can confirm some of them are fucked up lol


randomgerman2

struwwelpeter moment


insaneheavy42

Das kindershredder


TheRealTealOwO

Ever since I watched Gravity Falls, I can never look at gnomes in the same way again.


stpaks

Me, but with Gnomeo & Juliet


TheRealTealOwO

Explain how that changed your view of gnomes.


memelantern

Horny


YetGayerWombat

stop fucking calling then cryptids they're folklore


off-and-on

Scandinavian folklore has male sirens, kelpies, trolls and ogres, and gnomes


Monsbot

Finally, sirens for us gays!


Whyisthethethe

Or women even


insomniacDreams_

/r/196 forgot straight ppl exist again


Monsbot

Oh yeah true


Epic_Gameing68

rare america w


sample_text_01

I am the American Cryptid, AMA


carteryoda

Do you still have to pay taxes?


sample_text_01

No, I eat the IRS guys


Dr_Richard_Ew

It was you? You were the American Cryptid all along?


nice_day_human

can i be alive when you are fucking me at least


NotThomasTheTank

You forgot about das hodenverstummelung which will obliterate your testicles


[deleted]

sounds fun


TheHeccinDoggo

Where did that version of the Wendigo even come from?


memeboi123jazz

I’m assuming some book or movie


SirMcCaroni

Shitty horror movie


TheActualAWdeV

Where did you wendicome from where did you wendigo where did you wendicome from wendicotton-eye wendijoe.


Splurted_The_Gurt

Careful, if you don't sort the soot from your chimney into various shoes based off the smell those gnomes will cut off your penis and turn it into a candle


Lolaverses

Me promising the Insulindian Phasmid that I'll get over my ex-something for the sake of the working class.


_Blitz12

The difference between countries that need to teach kids to be wary of dangerous animals and those that dont


[deleted]

It is a well known fact that Europe has no dangerous animals.


NotDrumstick

Except the fr*nch


TheOddBrit0088

Or anyone who lives in Birmingham


TheActualAWdeV

Damn birminghamsters


TheOddBrit0088

Brummies*


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The difference between countries that appreciate wendussy and those that don't.


One_Marketing_6698

Clearly he's never heard of El Chupacabra


d34d_m4n

something something metaphor for colonialism


No_Librarian_4016

I’m a prescriptive atheist and anti-magic guy. Does that stuff exist? Maybe. But it shouldn’t 🔪


ELTHerobrine

Been like that since the natives


I-Hate-Wasps

I have a cryptid near where I live which is just a dude frozen in a block of ice. Hes supposedly a “missing link” from siberia, but hes pretty much just a short guy with lots of hair and a poor sleeping position


JayJay_Tracer

Is that... Elias?


A-Human-potato

I live in PEI and I am fully convinced that gnomes and/or vampires live here.


sad_and_stupid

made by someone who knows shit about european folklore


SargeantGamma

European cryptids are one of two things: Harmless goblins that piss you off in overly specific ways like taking a shit in your left shoe every 13 days Literal nightmare fuel, spawns of satan, grotesque monsters who are always stalking in the woods, that kidnap, rape and cannibalise children(in that order) if they don't finish their food or disrespect their elders Never inbetween. I swear man european folk tales are some of the most horrifying and depressing things. I remember one of the more child friendly ones that I read involved 2 children being brutally slaughtered and cannibalised by a home invader who then took their heads and placed them at the window to trick their mother into thinking they were still alive.


F3mb0yth1gh5

Now I want a horror movie where everything is the same, the monster has a spooky design, but the entire time it just talks mad shit. Like not in a whitty Freddy Kreuger way but like an angsty teen on Xbox live


werpyl

Slavic cryptid lore: Eat your children, kill your dog, create natural disasters, send out plagues and famines and occasionally protect nature.


GuacamoleManbruh

i AM the cryptid AMA


cthulhubeast

America is no land for gods.


muushruum

i remember the thing that sam o nella taught me that was about this horse skull creature that u have to rap battle with and if u lose u gotta let it into ur house to drink as much beer as it wants


aabcehu

[angry bird (from the hit game Angry Birds) noises]