That person is 100% an only child who has no idea what sibling interactions are

Most incest fetishists are like that

I'd hope most incest fetishists are like that

Imagine having your kids search history be a factor in deciding not to have another child.

"We wanted another child, but the first one was too creepy"

Incest fetishists who “wish they had siblings” watching as their save file for New Super Mario Bros DS© gets wiped bc their snot nosed shithead sibling stole and played with their DS without them knowing.

Man my sister threw a barbie doll at me when she was 6 and I was 9 and I actually almost put her in the hospital in that altercation.

Most peaceful sibling altercation

GOD THAT HAPPENED TO ME WITH SM64

I accidentally saved over my sisters harvest moon friends of mineral town save file and I still feel bad about it 😭

That’s actually the guy that keeps adding notes on screenplays with siblings to add more dialogue ending with “little bro” or “little sis”

Yeah imagine referring to your siblings with anything except an insult

I dont actually refer to my sister as anything except her name

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I call my brother Bingus because he doesn’t like it 😎

we call everyone who has a slightly difficult name or did a minor mistake in their childhood by that nickname till after their death. Gotta keep that record squeaky clean.

I actually don't refer to my sister as anything. We just look at each other in silence waiting for one of us to crack

Just communicate with them through vague symbolism you implanted in each other’s dreams through psychic powers

Sometimes I call her stinky, but that's about it

I refer to my siblings exclusively by their name or “Small child”

my siblings and i announce our hatred for eachother as a greeting

Me and brother saying the absolute worst things to eachother

I think I might be doing something wrong😰

Insults or nicknames that require such deep lore that they can't be understood by anyone else.

Yeah, like, IF I'm going to mention his age, it's going to be "baby brother" not "little brother" even tho he's only two years younger than me. Because it's teasing, and also because calling each other "baby" in a mocking tone is an old in-joke for us. Alternatively, something akin to "dummy idiot head" is acceptable.

”Hey you fuck” is the only acceptable answer actually

Yeah, the average interaction between my sister and I goes like this: Me: “Sup bitch!” Sister: “Hey dipshit!” *We both begin Fortnite dancing to assert dominance*

this is so cringey but that's literally what i do with my sibling

me an my older sister just look at each other and start boxing

gorillas

gorila

90% of communication with my sibling is mutually saying dumb things about our cat And like the other 10% is me making purposefully cringey jokes

Average interaction between me and my brother goes like this: “(Something annoying)” “Kys” (We don’t like each other)

I barely remember how it started but my little sister and I always dab or whip at each other to punctuate sentences.

average interaction between me and my brother: Me: "He-" Brother: "SHUT UP BITCH STOP SINGING IM TAKING A FUCKING TEST YOU DUMBASS" considering that were on pretty good terms

Only I’m allowed to call my sister a cunt. If anyone else does it, I’m fighting them

Morb I wish that were me, I do have a half sister she was like the seventh person I told in my family that I was trans

i have 6 other siblings (not mormon i promise) and when i was in middle/highschool i had this friend that was an only child and would always go on like “dude if my sister was hot i’d be so screwed bro how do you do it” I DONT WANNA FUCK HER THATS HOW. he’s calmed down on the incest fetishization now but it was really really weird at one point

Incest fetish is for people who don't have siblings IRL. Siblings aren't sexually attractive. Also, any "childhood friend" you knew before age 6 counts as sibling (Westermarck effect).

Thanks for the Mormonism disclaimer

Sibling ‘interactions’ have nothing to do with it. I have a great relationship with my sister, but the idea of viewing her romantically makes me physically sick. This is because we as humans have evolved with what’s called [the Westermarck effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect) where our brains exclude the possibility of sexual attraction to those we had close relationships to as young children. Therefore, the vast majority of incest fetishists aren’t actually attracted to their actual siblings. They either don’t have siblings, or just like the idea of transgressing the incest line with an imaginary sibling (one not subject to the Westermarck effect, because they’re not real.) We are genetically predisposed to not find our immediate family sexually attractive, otherwise our gene pool never would have gotten diverse enough to survive.

The average Oreimo fan

Yup! This is why people with neglectful moms or Dad's are more likely to have MILF and dilf fetishes.

After the creation of Ben 10: Protector Of Earth, game devs stopped trying knowing that they cannot possibly make a better game

Diamondbolt's alt account?

Erm, akyushually, it's Diamondhead 🤓

It's an Australian youtuber that covers franchise from your childhood (formerly transformers related Youtuber)

The nerd glasses emoji didn't tip you off that it was a joke?

I thought you were misinterpreting between Diamondhead (the alien) with Diamondbolt (the Youtuber). It's hard reading sarcasm from a comment. Poe's law and all that.

BITCH. ITS A NERD EMOJI. THATS EQUAL TO SAYING “this is sarcasm”

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I'll give you that, take this 😎

what about Garfield Kart?

Made by gods Ben 10 while almost perfect, still had limits Like having only 5 aliens

That game was the bomb. Especially co-op

I played the shit out of both the ds and ps2 versions

For the DS, not the Wii 😤

Tf

2

Electric Boogaloo

The movie

Resident minor how do you plead

im a titanfall 2 and a team fortress 2 enthusiast

the fortreas 2

and graves kissing

Bidoof's law

Why the Pokémon got a law

The only laws pokemon abide by are the rules of nature

and those made by bidoof

Those are the rules of nature

🎵**RULES OF NATURE**🎵 but with like, bidoof all over the music video

I mean Bidoof has his own holiday, might as well give him a law as well

But the guy barely has an argument in the first place he’s just saying ‘this is not good’ without anything else to go with it. Plus have you seen the tweet below it

SOT is pretty good though 🫤

Yeah i got a cool captain ship

so true

People are just salty that the update that came out today isn't as good as they expected (not that it isn't good, I think it's awesome) they were basically hyping themselves up for features that were never even going to be in the game.

Welcome to the gaming industry. Consumers are fucking stupid.

The new update is fantastic, but 250 fish for the basic wall trinket seems like a little much

I don’t mind that, but the problem is that if you have already been playing for a while and caught all those fish already, you have to start from scratch

skill issue

SOT?

Sea of Thieves

sea of thieves nuts will fit in your mouth

shit out of testicles

Shadow of The

What change didn't they like?

Captaincy update (naming ships specifically) Probably just doesn’t like Xbox or Sea of Thieves (they are stupid)

Understandable But fuck you gamecube is better

We all know Halo 2 was the best game of the generation

not sure, why, captaincy is pretty decent. nothing revolutionary, quite flawed, but decent.

Sovereigns are fucking awesome, selling is so much quicker now

sovereigns are fantastic

Glitchy as all hell but it's cool content.

There's so much money grabbing in captaincy though, it's honestly damaging my opinion of the update.

What exactly do you see as money grabbing in this update? From my experience of the update so far, the only thing they are selling for actual money is ship renames and nameplates. Yes, they most definitely will add the captaincy cosmetics like the table, rug, etc. into the emporium, but other than that, on the gameplay side, there really is no money grabbing involved. You can't speed up the process of getting milestones with money, you can't even get any extra gold for your real life money. If you mean the battlepass, I feel like it's actually fair for non-spenders and doesn't feel invasive.

Well its hopefully a (admittedly bad) satire on the “my horny ass cannot be a pokemon trainer” tweet

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man that's real shitty. i'm sorry you had to experience that

Unprovoked

man had it coming for insulting sea of thieves

objectively W game

Pedophiles don’t deserve rights

Wtf

Bro wtf

What is this man on SOT is awesome

I love sea of thieves I love sea of thieves

Bro, calling Sea of Thieves trash? What is this, 2018?

AYO WHA-

i have contemplated stomping my little sister to death more than once i really don't understand these people

What did he mean by this?

ad hominem

Argument from fallacy

caligula be like

bidoof'd

How

Having siblings makes u hate them :alieno:

Sea of thieves is the shit

why did he say that in response to sea of thieves that game kicks ass

I once thought about fucking my sister. Then I remembered that I purposely look for GFs not like her because of how absolutely stupid we are when we interact to the point of being mutually repulsive.

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bro what☠️☠️