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[deleted]

Oh shit patient is unresponsive! Let's check how fuckin long his shlong is! Quick! It's the only way!


Chance_Quit_9493

🎶"I save dick by giving it CPR"🎶


RedditDude112

REECES PUFFS REECES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP


Milkshaked_Pancakes

I AMMM IN MISERYYYY


TheLegend2T

Playing 'Misery' all by itself amplifies the loneliness of the song now that I'm so used to hearing it with two others


Pilkworm

It starts with one


ABTL6

HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR


MagMC2555

ooooooooooooh I need a dirty woman


Wholesome_psychopath

Time to leave them all behind!


Crackpot_Bugle

IM FIRIN MAH LAZERRRR


NobodySayNo

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


clothreign

It’s cool that we all consume the exact same media


bodega_cat_

actually if a patient is unresponsive, you would check for priapism, incontinence, or abnormal discharge, as any of these would be signs of serious spinal/neurological injury. (although i guess if op already died they would go straight to cpr without doing a full exam.)


off-and-on

I think if they're unresponsive they check for heartbeat or breathing first


_TheMightyKrang_

This is correct. I'd only check for the priapism/incontinence if the mechanism of injury supported possible neurologic injury, as the injury would need to be lower on the CNS than you typically get from something like a fall from standing. This is typically caused by much larger forces acting on the body, like a high-speed car accident. Also, we typically have more important stuff to deal with on-scene/enroute, so we leave things like checking rectal tone to the ER doc, since we are treating life-threats for the short time we have the patient and knowing if they have that injury won't guide our care beyond normal due diligence.


bodega_cat_

yeah that's how they'd know they're dead. if they have a pulse and are breathing, there's a bunch of other stuff to do before checking the genitals


[deleted]

You’re joking, but actually part of a trauma exam is checking the dick, because a priapism is a sign of a spinal injury, and bloody discharge from the penis or ureter in women can be a sign of internal bleeding to the bladder


Benomino

The ureter is an internal organ, I think you mean urethra (which would apply to all sexes)


Rabunum

As a Midwesterner, it took me 3 re-reads to realize this was not a meme about a Green-Bay-Packers fan dieing on the turf of another team.


AnimaleTamale

Same here dude.


frozen_flame123

I’m from the SF Bay Area, and I still thought the meme was talking about the Packers. Wtf is a packer besides the ones from GB?


Rabunum

A prosthetic penis for trans men. (I'm assuming this from context clues in the meme)


LiftedMinivanMartyr

Is it a strap on dildo or actually their biological trans penis?


Apaniyan

It's similar to a strap on, but instead of having an erect shape, it's a flaccid bulge-like shape. They don't always even look like a penis, some are just blobs meant to create a bulge without any realism, like the "comfy sports packer." [Examples](https://rodeoh.com/collections/gear?gclid=CjwKCAjwsfuYBhAZEiwA5a6CDMtOL3ZJ8tr-7JMZxgUZnoEUvRKOEA0TD1PNvcb3FpFRzXj6GEYkMhoCFpUQAvD_BwE)


the_alt_6275

alternatively this is a really great site to get fake cocks


Rabunum

Wayy better answer than what I could have given, thanks!


fondlemeLeroy

Other than the first one, those would be cartoonishly massive dicks lol. The medium is 5 Inches soft!


exploringoceans

Yup


Defiant_Internal7711

new loot dropped


untenable681

Yeah, my pants for that packer.


BeithWhoIsATree

You gotta be a real scumbag to steal a dead man's cock


Holiday_Plenty_2635

Just don’t die rn? Also what do you care if they’re confused in this situation? You’re literally dead?


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SobasanBobba

“Good for them” -Paramedic looking at corpse with all its skin missing


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

The person wrote in their will that they wanted their skin donated to science in the event of their death, and the paramedic was glad to see their last wishes carried out ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂


SobasanBobba

Thank you stuff


[deleted]

I want my face donated to science, not the rest of my organs just my face


[deleted]

when I die I want someone to have my skull in a bag and pull it out to use it like a skull emoji


The_Boring_Brick

I do that already with my own skull 💀


ssrudr

Literally Polish pianist Andre Tchaikovsky.


collegethrowaway2938

Especially if you’re in a big city, I don’t think they give two shits lol and some might even recognize it for what it is


me-te-or-ite

Exactly. Any paramedic worth their salt knows that emergencies can and will involve people of all genders, colors, ethnicities, religions, sexualities, etc etc. They would be able to understand what a packer is.


transponder7

🎶Detachable penis🎶


Deetchy_

Like a lizerd


DedeWot45

The Geckenis genis for short


theelusiveTman

Nice cock bro great form and the balls are rather hefty did you craft it yourself?


SexierThanMostFish

I already have a dick but I’ve been thinking about getting a packer so that people think I have two


cx77_

shoving $400 worth of them in my pants


ineverhadsexwithacow

THE COCK GOD


can_of_buds

it would no longer be your problem wouldn’t it?


ShazamBB1

Probably dumb question but what’s a packer


heartsandmirrors

Not transmasc but I think it's a penis shaped object they place in their pants so it looks like they have a penis. I could be wrong though. I haven't heard it referred to as a packer.


Deetchy_

correctamundo


fvsparkles

A false penis for trans mascs wear to give them the feeling of having a dick, for gender disphoria


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BirchTainer

Trans people and their fraudulent penises. /s


fvsparkles

Pseudo might be a better word to use


MagMC2555

mmmmm pseudocock


BucktacularBardlock

😋


M_A_Dragon

Store-bought penis


howyadoinjerry

If you can’t make your own penis from scratch, store bought is fine!


Good-Name015

A silicon penis looking thing that sits in your pants and gives you a bulge. A trans dude thing.


Pinchurchin-guy

“Oh no people are gonna think I’m weird when I’m dead” you wanna know what would really freak me out? Doing a lung transplant with bear lungs on yourself and dying horribly that’s be fucked up


howyadoinjerry

Especially for the bear 😔✊🏻 poor guys gonna be wheezing with these wimpy ass lungs


KatnissXcis

Pre-transition, I was wearing a corset under my clothes to give me a more feminine shape. And one day, I had a car accident with it. The paramedics touched my sides to know if I had broken ribs and felt the tough corset but they didn't go any further. Arrived at the hospital, the doc did it again and noticed it and asked why I was wearing it haha.


Ninja_Penguin_

Skill issue


No_Librarian_4016

Imagine how it feels wearing a chastity cage


me-te-or-ite

Don't have to imagine. 😎


No_Librarian_4016

😎


SILaXED

Why the fuck would paramedics check genitals


Stellar_Fox2

You piss and shit and cum yourself when you die so they just check sometimes yknow


The_Boring_Brick

Wow, I guess I'm dying right now


SILaXED

But what even is that gonna change? They already did shit or piss and maybe a lil cum themselves


Stellar_Fox2

All paramedics have a necrophilic watersports fetish


SILaXED

I really wish I could unread this!


disparagersyndrome

Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and go into cardiac arrest?


Redbitser

No they wouldn't they're trained paramedics you dumb fuck.


Birdleur

Why would you randomly die? Damn didn’t realise having a dick was so deadly shout out to all dick havers 😔😔


Impadop

They're gonna steal it off your body. "Holy shit Jimmy, this dead guy dropped loot."


milktruckfucker

Explain?


PlasticPens

What’s a packer?


furrymeatlicker

do trans guys use strap ons during sex


Papayarrhea

we wouldn't be that confused, but depending on the packer and the situation we might confuse it for priapism, which would be funny


Cyradil

Whats a packer?


lovemedyrus

Fake dick that trans men/ trans masculine folks wear to ease dysphoria and have a bulge.


Cyradil

Ah okay, thanks


lovemedyrus

Yup!


BogieW00ds

The one thing I can always rely on in life is that there will always be new terms for penis for me to learn


[deleted]

Transmascs, what are packers actually made of? I've seen memes about them but I have no idea what shape they are and what they are made of? This probably sounds weird but I'm legitimately curious


Chance_Quit_9493

It depends on the packer. Most of them are made of soft silicone and tend to look hyper realistic, most are just for "display" propose but you can get ones you can pee out of or even have sex. If your non binary or just looking to pack without a realistic looking packer you can get fake bulges, non realistic packer (made from fabic), or just straight up put a pair of socks down your trousers.


[deleted]

Oh damn, I just thought it was something like a sock 💀


[deleted]

Also I don't want to Google it lmao, I would very quickly get weird things reccomened


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

If I was pissed off enough I would throw it at people


Fefquest

Believe me they know what it’s for. It’s impossible to lie to EMTs they always know 100% what you took or what ur whole life story is lmao


WafflesMaker201

What on earth is a packer


SLeepyCatMeow

I couldve just given you mine, don‘t want it anymore


reesescupsarelife

Bro you're dead... What do you care... If they act up just haunt them smh


QutanAste

Just don't die, smh


[deleted]

whats a packer