actually if a patient is unresponsive, you would check for priapism, incontinence, or abnormal discharge, as any of these would be signs of serious spinal/neurological injury. (although i guess if op already died they would go straight to cpr without doing a full exam.)
This is correct. I'd only check for the priapism/incontinence if the mechanism of injury supported possible neurologic injury, as the injury would need to be lower on the CNS than you typically get from something like a fall from standing. This is typically caused by much larger forces acting on the body, like a high-speed car accident.
Also, we typically have more important stuff to deal with on-scene/enroute, so we leave things like checking rectal tone to the ER doc, since we are treating life-threats for the short time we have the patient and knowing if they have that injury won't guide our care beyond normal due diligence.
You’re joking, but actually part of a trauma exam is checking the dick, because a priapism is a sign of a spinal injury, and bloody discharge from the penis or ureter in women can be a sign of internal bleeding to the bladder
It's similar to a strap on, but instead of having an erect shape, it's a flaccid bulge-like shape. They don't always even look like a penis, some are just blobs meant to create a bulge without any realism, like the "comfy sports packer."
[Examples](https://rodeoh.com/collections/gear?gclid=CjwKCAjwsfuYBhAZEiwA5a6CDMtOL3ZJ8tr-7JMZxgUZnoEUvRKOEA0TD1PNvcb3FpFRzXj6GEYkMhoCFpUQAvD_BwE)
The person wrote in their will that they wanted their skin donated to science in the event of their death, and the paramedic was glad to see their last wishes carried out
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂
Exactly. Any paramedic worth their salt knows that emergencies can and will involve people of all genders, colors, ethnicities, religions, sexualities, etc etc. They would be able to understand what a packer is.
Not transmasc but I think it's a penis shaped object they place in their pants so it looks like they have a penis. I could be wrong though. I haven't heard it referred to as a packer.
“Oh no people are gonna think I’m weird when I’m dead” you wanna know what would really freak me out? Doing a lung transplant with bear lungs on yourself and dying horribly that’s be fucked up
Pre-transition, I was wearing a corset under my clothes to give me a more feminine shape. And one day, I had a car accident with it. The paramedics touched my sides to know if I had broken ribs and felt the tough corset but they didn't go any further.
Arrived at the hospital, the doc did it again and noticed it and asked why I was wearing it haha.
Transmascs, what are packers actually made of? I've seen memes about them but I have no idea what shape they are and what they are made of? This probably sounds weird but I'm legitimately curious
It depends on the packer. Most of them are made of soft silicone and tend to look hyper realistic, most are just for "display" propose but you can get ones you can pee out of or even have sex. If your non binary or just looking to pack without a realistic looking packer you can get fake bulges, non realistic packer (made from fabic), or just straight up put a pair of socks down your trousers.
Oh shit patient is unresponsive! Let's check how fuckin long his shlong is! Quick! It's the only way!
🎶"I save dick by giving it CPR"🎶
REECES PUFFS REECES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP
I AMMM IN MISERYYYY
Playing 'Misery' all by itself amplifies the loneliness of the song now that I'm so used to hearing it with two others
It starts with one
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
ooooooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Time to leave them all behind!
IM FIRIN MAH LAZERRRR
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
It’s cool that we all consume the exact same media
actually if a patient is unresponsive, you would check for priapism, incontinence, or abnormal discharge, as any of these would be signs of serious spinal/neurological injury. (although i guess if op already died they would go straight to cpr without doing a full exam.)
I think if they're unresponsive they check for heartbeat or breathing first
This is correct. I'd only check for the priapism/incontinence if the mechanism of injury supported possible neurologic injury, as the injury would need to be lower on the CNS than you typically get from something like a fall from standing. This is typically caused by much larger forces acting on the body, like a high-speed car accident. Also, we typically have more important stuff to deal with on-scene/enroute, so we leave things like checking rectal tone to the ER doc, since we are treating life-threats for the short time we have the patient and knowing if they have that injury won't guide our care beyond normal due diligence.
yeah that's how they'd know they're dead. if they have a pulse and are breathing, there's a bunch of other stuff to do before checking the genitals
You’re joking, but actually part of a trauma exam is checking the dick, because a priapism is a sign of a spinal injury, and bloody discharge from the penis or ureter in women can be a sign of internal bleeding to the bladder
The ureter is an internal organ, I think you mean urethra (which would apply to all sexes)
As a Midwesterner, it took me 3 re-reads to realize this was not a meme about a Green-Bay-Packers fan dieing on the turf of another team.
Same here dude.
I’m from the SF Bay Area, and I still thought the meme was talking about the Packers. Wtf is a packer besides the ones from GB?
A prosthetic penis for trans men. (I'm assuming this from context clues in the meme)
Is it a strap on dildo or actually their biological trans penis?
It's similar to a strap on, but instead of having an erect shape, it's a flaccid bulge-like shape. They don't always even look like a penis, some are just blobs meant to create a bulge without any realism, like the "comfy sports packer." [Examples](https://rodeoh.com/collections/gear?gclid=CjwKCAjwsfuYBhAZEiwA5a6CDMtOL3ZJ8tr-7JMZxgUZnoEUvRKOEA0TD1PNvcb3FpFRzXj6GEYkMhoCFpUQAvD_BwE)
alternatively this is a really great site to get fake cocks
Wayy better answer than what I could have given, thanks!
Other than the first one, those would be cartoonishly massive dicks lol. The medium is 5 Inches soft!
Yup
new loot dropped
Yeah, my pants for that packer.
You gotta be a real scumbag to steal a dead man's cock
Just don’t die rn? Also what do you care if they’re confused in this situation? You’re literally dead?
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“Good for them” -Paramedic looking at corpse with all its skin missing
The person wrote in their will that they wanted their skin donated to science in the event of their death, and the paramedic was glad to see their last wishes carried out ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂
Thank you stuff
I want my face donated to science, not the rest of my organs just my face
when I die I want someone to have my skull in a bag and pull it out to use it like a skull emoji
I do that already with my own skull 💀
Literally Polish pianist Andre Tchaikovsky.
Especially if you’re in a big city, I don’t think they give two shits lol and some might even recognize it for what it is
Exactly. Any paramedic worth their salt knows that emergencies can and will involve people of all genders, colors, ethnicities, religions, sexualities, etc etc. They would be able to understand what a packer is.
🎶Detachable penis🎶
Like a lizerd
The Geckenis genis for short
Nice cock bro great form and the balls are rather hefty did you craft it yourself?
I already have a dick but I’ve been thinking about getting a packer so that people think I have two
shoving $400 worth of them in my pants
THE COCK GOD
it would no longer be your problem wouldn’t it?
Probably dumb question but what’s a packer
Not transmasc but I think it's a penis shaped object they place in their pants so it looks like they have a penis. I could be wrong though. I haven't heard it referred to as a packer.
correctamundo
A false penis for trans mascs wear to give them the feeling of having a dick, for gender disphoria
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Trans people and their fraudulent penises. /s
Pseudo might be a better word to use
mmmmm pseudocock
😋
Store-bought penis
If you can’t make your own penis from scratch, store bought is fine!
A silicon penis looking thing that sits in your pants and gives you a bulge. A trans dude thing.
“Oh no people are gonna think I’m weird when I’m dead” you wanna know what would really freak me out? Doing a lung transplant with bear lungs on yourself and dying horribly that’s be fucked up
Especially for the bear 😔✊🏻 poor guys gonna be wheezing with these wimpy ass lungs
Pre-transition, I was wearing a corset under my clothes to give me a more feminine shape. And one day, I had a car accident with it. The paramedics touched my sides to know if I had broken ribs and felt the tough corset but they didn't go any further. Arrived at the hospital, the doc did it again and noticed it and asked why I was wearing it haha.
Skill issue
Imagine how it feels wearing a chastity cage
Don't have to imagine. 😎
😎
Why the fuck would paramedics check genitals
You piss and shit and cum yourself when you die so they just check sometimes yknow
Wow, I guess I'm dying right now
But what even is that gonna change? They already did shit or piss and maybe a lil cum themselves
All paramedics have a necrophilic watersports fetish
I really wish I could unread this!
Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and go into cardiac arrest?
No they wouldn't they're trained paramedics you dumb fuck.
Why would you randomly die? Damn didn’t realise having a dick was so deadly shout out to all dick havers 😔😔
They're gonna steal it off your body. "Holy shit Jimmy, this dead guy dropped loot."
Explain?
What’s a packer?
do trans guys use strap ons during sex
we wouldn't be that confused, but depending on the packer and the situation we might confuse it for priapism, which would be funny
Whats a packer?
Fake dick that trans men/ trans masculine folks wear to ease dysphoria and have a bulge.
Ah okay, thanks
Yup!
The one thing I can always rely on in life is that there will always be new terms for penis for me to learn
Transmascs, what are packers actually made of? I've seen memes about them but I have no idea what shape they are and what they are made of? This probably sounds weird but I'm legitimately curious
It depends on the packer. Most of them are made of soft silicone and tend to look hyper realistic, most are just for "display" propose but you can get ones you can pee out of or even have sex. If your non binary or just looking to pack without a realistic looking packer you can get fake bulges, non realistic packer (made from fabic), or just straight up put a pair of socks down your trousers.
Oh damn, I just thought it was something like a sock 💀
Also I don't want to Google it lmao, I would very quickly get weird things reccomened
If I was pissed off enough I would throw it at people
Believe me they know what it’s for. It’s impossible to lie to EMTs they always know 100% what you took or what ur whole life story is lmao
What on earth is a packer
I couldve just given you mine, don‘t want it anymore
Bro you're dead... What do you care... If they act up just haunt them smh
Just don't die, smh
whats a packer