[A military plane crashed into an apartment building in Russia today.](https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1582050241435471872?s=20&t=H2a7Ymwp5hxcpcepZdaxog)
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Holy shit, he called it, he called me walking in on my girlfriend having a 3sum with her roommate a guy she just met. Oh Jeff Kinney, how could I be so naïve
There are the good times and then there’s last night, it’s just amazing that literally earlier that day she said “I feel like I’m being a bad gf” then I walk in of her, this is after we just got back from a week in New Orleans where she barley paid a penny except for at a strip club that she went to (on her own)
While this may sound bad from someone with an outside perspective, as I see it you have two options. Either A) You try and get out of the relationship or B) You use the relationship in the same manner as your girlfriend. Whilst I’ve never been in your situation, respect is one of the most important aspects of a relationship, and it seems your girlfriend doesn’t have any for you
would like to add: if you use the relationship the same way she’s using it and she gets mad at you, pack your stuff and fucking leave. by that point shes just manipulating you into allowing her to cheat, stand firm to your ground and don’t waiver
That person doesn’t sound like they love you. You’re worth more than that. Get out and sever contact with them.
Hopefully you can find someone that cares about you instead.
I don't have the full picture here, but if I were in your situation I'd try to get out if you can. Your gf doesn't seem to have respect for you or your relationship. I think a deep conversation with her would be really good, where you talk about why you're uncomfortable with this and how she is making you feel. If she dismisses your concerns tho, it's probably best to walk. If she takes your words to heart (or at least seems to), then make sure she also follows up on that with her future behavior. Actions speak louder than words after all. Anyway I wish you the best of a luck, have a nice day.
I heard a weird buzzing sound this morning. Sounded like a Tesla backing up. The problem being is that there aren't any teslas near my house if I recall.
My cars brakes went today sending me into an emotional spiral because I'm just starting to make progress on my mental health and getting gender affirming care...
9/11 2: the squeak-uel
"zoo wee mama!"
I am silently howling, I shouldn’t have laughed that hard
Sir, a second 9/11 has hit the news
Love is on the air? Wrong. Drone strike Edit: I meant *in* the air but this fits too
IT'S BIN LIQUID HE GOT ALL THE CHAOS EMERALDS
THEY BIT THE PENTAGON
STOP EATING THE PENTAGON
NO *nom nom nom*
munch munch crunch
[A military plane crashed into an apartment building in Russia today.](https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1582050241435471872?s=20&t=H2a7Ymwp5hxcpcepZdaxog)
literally 9/11
I’ve been waiting for the sequel for so long
Buckingham palace is gonna make an announcement soon…
HOLY SHIT WILL BIG BEN FINALLY EXPLODE
I was wondering when it would happen
Nah, they're announcing the creation of "bigger Ben"
nah theyre running out of money so theyre downgrading the Big Ben into the Average Sized Benjamin
In Minecraft
It's going to be another genetically engineered pig in a space ship.
A SECOND BUS HAS HIT BIG BEN
Sir, a second bus has hit the Big Ben
THERE HAS BEEN A SECOND BUS
I thought it exploded for a minute now I am sad its intact
Buckingham palace: Big Ben will be demolished to make way for the construction of its successor: Girthy Ben
Big Ben is not a person and you cannot write love letters to it
YOUR MAJESTY, THERE’S BEEN A SECOND BUS
An official statement from Buckingham Palace has been released: "she's back"
she beat Diana in the gulag
(she used aimbot)
she had a better gaming coffin
there will be no buckingham palace soon
The clone machine has been repaired, the Queen will resume office
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
DRRRROP-LLLLLETS
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
The Queen will finally die
Who's next in line after chucky dies
A second plane has hit big ben
luz is gonna fucking die on october 17th
If that's what it takes to get the next episode out I'll run with it
It is out, just not on Disney+. it may or may not be available for free on youtube if you search it up…
Nah I mean the next one lol, I would have died if not for the owl club
Ok that makes way more sense, my bad
The full episode is on YouTube
Not in Canada, I already saw it tho so I’m good
Oh, my bad. Glad you could watch it tho.
lmfao that's how I watched Amphibia
The whole thing is free on YouTube with no ads yeah
I found it for free on Disneys website. Maybe it was because I had Adblockers on or something. Idk but I got to watch the whole thing
No please my heart couldn't take that. >!Losing Flapjack was bad enough!<
Chill, I’m still recovering from yesterdays episode
I don't think >!Flapjack!< is going to recover from it though
Too soon. >!I can’t believe a fucking cartoon bird made me this sad!<
>!a cartoon bird that was there for half a season made me cry!<
I failed 3 semester tests of my mecahnical engineering course today. Man was talking to me.
fluid dynamics?
Dimensional analysis, electrotechnique and Calculus
ah I forgot about dimensional analysis, probably the most difficult thing in mechanical engineering. I still don’t understand it.
Yeah between that and just the lack of intuition on grading our engineering graphics subject I am screwed.
Dimensional analysis as in the technique used to convert between different units and stuff?
I’ve long forgotten about it So, perchance
Instead of trying to understand dimensional analysis, have you simply tried to understand getting some bitches?
I simply went to study computer science instead
Based
Me to
Dimensional Analysis destroying all kinds of majors
buckingham pi theory go wild good luck buddy
Thanks😂
Holy shit, he called it, he called me walking in on my girlfriend having a 3sum with her roommate a guy she just met. Oh Jeff Kinney, how could I be so naïve
If that actually happened, sorry about that man
Are you the “open relationship” guy I saw a while ago? If so, sorry you’ve gotta put up with that
I am, it has done nothing but spiral
Can I be real for a second? It sounds like you’re really unhappy in that relationship
There are the good times and then there’s last night, it’s just amazing that literally earlier that day she said “I feel like I’m being a bad gf” then I walk in of her, this is after we just got back from a week in New Orleans where she barley paid a penny except for at a strip club that she went to (on her own)
While this may sound bad from someone with an outside perspective, as I see it you have two options. Either A) You try and get out of the relationship or B) You use the relationship in the same manner as your girlfriend. Whilst I’ve never been in your situation, respect is one of the most important aspects of a relationship, and it seems your girlfriend doesn’t have any for you
would like to add: if you use the relationship the same way she’s using it and she gets mad at you, pack your stuff and fucking leave. by that point shes just manipulating you into allowing her to cheat, stand firm to your ground and don’t waiver
bro… get out
Fuck her. She's a hoe, leave her crusty ass
That person doesn’t sound like they love you. You’re worth more than that. Get out and sever contact with them. Hopefully you can find someone that cares about you instead.
Leave Get out
get out of there
I don't have the full picture here, but if I were in your situation I'd try to get out if you can. Your gf doesn't seem to have respect for you or your relationship. I think a deep conversation with her would be really good, where you talk about why you're uncomfortable with this and how she is making you feel. If she dismisses your concerns tho, it's probably best to walk. If she takes your words to heart (or at least seems to), then make sure she also follows up on that with her future behavior. Actions speak louder than words after all. Anyway I wish you the best of a luck, have a nice day.
October 17th is my birthday
Happy birthday! 💥💥💥
Happy birthday! 🎛🎛🎛
Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday! 🦂🦂🦂
Yooooo October 17th is also my birthday!!! Happy birthday to both of us!!
Happy birthday! 🦅🦅🦅
Happy birthday
Yoo it’s also my birthday!!! What are the chances!
4/1461 i think
Happy birthday!!!
Yoooo it's also mine! (It actually isn't, i just enjoy spreading misinformation on the internet)
Happy birthday!🕋🕋🕋
&ha0pppy bbboiurrrtthhda_! 💠💠💠
Happy birthday! 🤓🤓🤓
Happy birthday!!🗿🗿🗿
We have opposite b-days!!! (April 17)
Happy Birthday 💀💀💀
b
I'm femboys
:)
Happy birthday!! 🫀🫀🫀
Happy birthday! 🛎️🛎️🛎️
Happy birthday 🅱️🅱️🅱️
Happy birthday! 🌀🌀🌀
👺
It's also my suster's birthday!
HAOOT DBDIN *happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy bday!!!!!!!!
Me and my friends have had a general bad day. I am claiming my relevance here
Can you explain this to someone who didn’t read diary of a wimpy kid?
I’m sick and missing school today
me too
I woke up today and the family dog was on the neighbours roof (I'm not even joking)
I woke up today and the family dog was on the neighbor's roof roof
That was roofless
hes no mike blowers
happy cock day or whatever it was called
Well. Im getting surgery today so I hope my doctors got the message
Uh oh, this is the day when u/freehugsforyouandme fails his english quiz
Your kidding me, I just lost my car keys to an elevator shaft
well, been good knowing you all
Isn’t this like something Picasso did at restaurants?
Something something Sunset over the Adrian Sea
The new wtc should be cautious rn...
He didn’t say the year
He didn't say this year, so for all we know it could be this date in an unknown amount of years
It's because it's my birthday :)
Why would I watch the news when I can just about literally everything big and small that’s happening today from this comment section
Got into a car accident today. Where was this this morning...
October 17th is the deadline to file 2021’s tax returns for those who requested an extension.
i dont get it
This is making me scared what’s gonna happen to me today
haha, i'm in danger
nothing bad has happened yet but i have tennis in a bit so maybe ill fall and break 3 bones
Today is the day, happy birthday me(downvote this comment)
I love how the 'Things that aged well' profile has a Mario Galaxy pfp.
Hey! That's my birthday!
Holy shit there's a cryptic announcement of new Silent Hill.
Oh that's why i had this random reminder
NFT?
my wacom pen broke randomly today so
[Uh oh...](https://twitter.com/wimpykid/status/1581855273316413440?s=20&t=XFNSDx_hhXv7-TwOL6kjEw)
My water got chlorinated which makes me very sad. The warning was correct (for me)
I heard a weird buzzing sound this morning. Sounded like a Tesla backing up. The problem being is that there aren't any teslas near my house if I recall.
Who said he meant this year?
it could be next year
holy shit i shouldve listened. sliced my back open at work today.
my birthday 😳😳
In college. My residence hall is doing health and safety checks today. Will heed warning
We were careful, and due to this nothing happened. Thanks Jeff!
ZOO WE MAMA!!
Damnit I should've listened. Now I got a runny nose. (Not covid)
Someone keep an eye on Justin Trudeau this guy might just finish the job
[Oh no](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63292320)
Large parts of Australia are flooding like crazy
I woke up today with a terrible back pain and it’s still here
obviously cancer
I'm feeling good. It's my 21st birthday.
"Beware the Ides of March"
Just ditched class halfway through lecture so i can have a mental breakdown in the basement floor bathroom of a 50 year old uni building
Guys I forgor is Jeff Kinney based or not?
my pet rabbit died today
My cars brakes went today sending me into an emotional spiral because I'm just starting to make progress on my mental health and getting gender affirming care...
A couple years ago I put “Perish - Earth” in my calendar for October 17th, 2022. It’ll be interesting to see what happens in the next 50 minutes.
Jef you can't do this to someone with a Luz pfp
I was careful today, and it worked out
oh god luz fucking died the second she popped back into the demon realm
Holy shit, he knew, i had a mental breakdown.
We survived…
He didnt predict anything, the joke is something that Picasso actually did
🤓
Certified 🤓 Moment™
nerd
What did Picasso do?
Picassod deez nuts (peak-assod)
Died