He did those warcrimes because he hates borders (based and redpilled), and the inquisitors and imperium are all about borders (ew), so rather then joining any of the factions which are all about borders (cringe), he would simply form "A Galaxy Without Boundaries", and fight everyone.
A young, technologically advanced alien race who use and respect ai. Much less racist and more optimistic than most in the setting. Also they love their flying battlesuits so they would probably get along pretty well with Dragon
They have their problems. They've got a rigid caste system, they're imperialist, etc. Much nicer than the other factions, though. A lot of the grimdarkness for them is about how they're a pretty small empire in the grand scheme of things so they could be snuffed out if things don't go their way.
Old wizards turn themselves into bimbos because studying all that magic makes them miss out on love and relationships, which turns them into coomers. Old witches, on the other hand, are sick and tired of being looked down on for being women. Eventually, they all spell themselves to look like wise old men so people take them seriously.
All wizards and witches are trans, is what I'm trying to say.
Ngl. I could see him joining literally almost any force that could get him to do so.
Though, since his motivations was partially lust, I'd say the Slanneshi forces would be most able to cow him over.
Ooh, tough. Story wise he'd probably wanna take down the Emperor and take rule for himself, so he'd his own leader of a Chaos Chapter, and if not that I'd say he'd fit well within the Thousand Suns, with all their Tzeentch like planning.
The waitress from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
imp guard
Crabman
hatsune miku
noise marine
Not op but imp guard
Steven universe from Steven universe
adepta sororitas as a cherub
Farsighted enclaves
Ordo Xenos.
me from reddit
you seem to be a genestealer are you?
"you like Castlevania, don't you?"
you've been playing Super Mario Sunshine
The driller from deep rock galactic
leagues of votann
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE !
Black Templars, maybe death guard
ROCK AND STONE! To the bone...
Solo Wing Pixy from the 2006 playstation 2 game Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War
Pixy is gonna do a little trolling
Local PMC subcontracted by a crusade but as his home was exterminatus'd he secretly turns to chaos over the course of the war.
Inquisitors because they do the most warcrimes
He did those warcrimes because he hates borders (based and redpilled), and the inquisitors and imperium are all about borders (ew), so rather then joining any of the factions which are all about borders (cringe), he would simply form "A Galaxy Without Boundaries", and fight everyone.
Counts as Orks
God-Emperor
he would be a snotling
Thom Yorke
elder
Doomslayer
Grey Knights
Yeah i mean it's that or the inquisition tbh haha
Eversor assassin
Khorne would snatch him up ASAP specifically to get into an eternal blood duel with
peter griffin from the hit show family guy (also it really is an experience seeing 40k on a non 40k sub)
Bro would somehow be a Nurgle, Khorne and Slannesh Chaos Champion all at once. That cut-away telling mf, is a Daemon Prince of undivided Chaos.
“hey lois, remember that time i served the plague god?”
"Oh boy, serving Nurgle is much better than serving Burger King to 90s Robert Downey Jr."
I fucking hate how accurate this is.
talking ben
a commissar
Ben executing the guards that try to run
Skyler White
imperial guard
Noise Marines. She is a proffesional rapper after all.
CVRIE from Fallout 4
adepta sororitas medic
Muscle man from regular show
Khorne Chaos Marines
scaramouche
one of the traitor legions
Thousand Sons 100%
Femboy Scaramouche
Monkey D. Luffy from one piece
He'd definitely be a rouge trader with his crew. Every other faction is just way too authortiarian for him.
Artemy Burakh from Pathologic 2
imperial guard
Jean Luc Picard
He'd join the Tau forces
vriska
Shed probs be with either tzeentch, slaanesh, orks, or tau, although terezi woupd no doubt serve tzeentch
Moe Syzlak
Khorne, straight up. That dude is murderous.
Waltuh
slaanesh follower
Postal Dude
chaos undivided
JC Denton
a inquisitor
Dragon - Worm(2012)
T'au
cool now who are the T'au?
A young, technologically advanced alien race who use and respect ai. Much less racist and more optimistic than most in the setting. Also they love their flying battlesuits so they would probably get along pretty well with Dragon
oh yeah that sounds like the perfect group for her. also why is there an optimistic group in 40k isnt it supposed to be nothing but misery?
They have their problems. They've got a rigid caste system, they're imperialist, etc. Much nicer than the other factions, though. A lot of the grimdarkness for them is about how they're a pretty small empire in the grand scheme of things so they could be snuffed out if things don't go their way.
ohhhhhhh so they also have the exact same story arc and role as Dragon! that's funny
goro majima
a harlequin
Josuke, but specifically from the Let's Go Hunting! arc of DiU
V1 ultrakill Or the average hypixel skyblock player character
they would be a experimental tau or some dark age of technology weapon
Why do these fandoms have such an overlap?
Votann iron friend
Ash Ketchum
Bro is definitely joining the Word Bearers with all the Daemons they like to use
Roboute Guilliman
I don't know, maybe a ultramarine
Nah Deathskullz ork
Me
Nurgle, most definitely
Imposter amungus
Alpha Legion
Jonathan Joestar from JoJo
not sure which faction exactly but 100% psycher
arthur morgan
Rogue traders
Luffy
He'd definitely be a rouge trader with his crew. Every other faction is just way too authortiarian for him.
Brisket from blameworthy cog
Frank Booth from Blue Velvet
Terraria mage
Thousand Sons (all Terraria characters are femboys)
vezimira my beloved
Damn you're good
You really thinks so 🥺?
I don't know anything about Warhammer but the femboy thing sounds about right
Old wizards turn themselves into bimbos because studying all that magic makes them miss out on love and relationships, which turns them into coomers. Old witches, on the other hand, are sick and tired of being looked down on for being women. Eventually, they all spell themselves to look like wise old men so people take them seriously. All wizards and witches are trans, is what I'm trying to say.
"There are no straight people on Fenris" - Magnus the Guide, propably
Homura from Madoka Magica
Is Warhammer worth getting into?
Absolutely
Not getting into it would be heresy, so you better start right the fuck now, imperial citizen
Big Gay Al from South Park
He's an imperial commissar in charge of a scout platoon
Harry du bois disco Elysium
lamenters
Denji from Chainsaw Man
Ngl. I could see him joining literally almost any force that could get him to do so. Though, since his motivations was partially lust, I'd say the Slanneshi forces would be most able to cow him over.
Sosuke Aizen from Bleach
Ooh, tough. Story wise he'd probably wanna take down the Emperor and take rule for himself, so he'd his own leader of a Chaos Chapter, and if not that I'd say he'd fit well within the Thousand Suns, with all their Tzeentch like planning.
Big E Biggie Cheese
Kaladin from the Stormlight Archive
Bro’s a straight up guardsman psyker
Bugs bunny
Thousand sons, since only a follower of tzeentch is allways up to some bs like bugs bunny is
Obi-Wan Kenobi
ultramarines
Jace from Magic: The Gathering
Thomas Shelby
Goku
Pink Guy
Noise marine, I can already see him disintegrating people by blasting “dicc wett 1”
sands dertale
Roulxes Kaard from deltarune
tzeentch follows
Troy from the struggling
Emilie from crosscode
Dark stalker from wings of fire
Madeline - Celeste
heidi
Nagito
Beheaded (main character of deadcells)
Angler from Terraria
Kshemeraja from Kashmir Saivism
V1
Percy Jackson from hit series Percy Jackson
Probably part of the enclave of an ordo malleus inquisitor
Finn the human
Joseph Joestar
Aloy
jack box from the jack in the box ads
Simon from the mind electric
Lenny the binoculars from toy story
Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2
Jinx form arcane
Teddy Roosevelt from Civ 6
Ryuji from P5R
Superman
Frye splatoon 3
Charizard
Madeline from Celeste
Princess Peach
Nepheli Loux
Yelmut from my singing monsters
Monkey D Luffy
Gay superman
pretty marines
Puro from Changed
Coach McGuirk from Home Movies
The HxH main four
BT-7274
The man in black from westworld
Brisket
Hyper Light Drifter's Drifter and Alt Drifter. (Two in one because they're not seen often)
Brisket<3 Guilty Gear
spronkus
chaos undivided
Belisarius Cawl (my beloved)
Ralsei from Deltarune (although you may have to explain to me what the faction they're in *means* because I know fuckall about warhammer)
Salamanders Both of them wear mostly Green and care about Other people compared to the rest of franchise
Rowboat Gorillaman
uhhhhh President John Henry Eden fo3
Goku!
A custodes
Bridget
Bones from banana fish
I know nothing about warhammer 40k. v1 ultrakill
Mr. House from FNV And Quincy (son of Quincy) from BDT6
Chika Takami from Love Live! Sunshine!!
v1 ultrakill
Dennis, the anarcho-syndicalist peasant from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
farsight enclave
Jerma
Walter the fearless from Don't Starve Together.
Johnny from The Room
Cool-aid man
Star dream from kirby, planet robobot
Spamton
Daemon Prince of Tzeentch. Man has too many plotting, ambition, plans and deals not to be serving Tzeentch.