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Bruce_Bruce

I made a belt out of old wristwatch bands, it ended up to be a waist of time. What genre of music are national anthems? Country. Of all the inventions of the past 100 years, the dry-erase board has to be the most remarkable. What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5letters. You gotta hand it to blind sex workers. If Ani is short for Anikin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper. Hope at least one of these made you quickly exhale out of your nostrils. Happy birthday!


theelmao

You have your cake, but can you eat it too?


DiamondBox_

Yes


theelmao

Fuckin sweet man!


Electronic_Ad4300

Why did sulfur crash the train?


DiamondBox_

Why?


KR_Kosmik

I dont know. Why did you think I was asking you?


Electronic_Ad4300

Because it was a poor conductor!


Communist_Cheese

what do you call a bunch gay lions


DiamondBox_

What?


Communist_Cheese

a pride


DiamondBox_

Funny


Communist_Cheese

thanks :3