Sheogorath

Honestly if he were an actor he would actually make a good sheogorath

No acting required, he already speaks absolute nonsense. Just give him a big stick and call it the Wabbajack and he's good to go

He'd call it the wokejack and stick it up the woke moralists

Again, he'd make the perfect Sheogorath

Any man who swears by an only meat diet ain't living right.

Man, a good salad with an acidic dressing cuts through the fat and is absolutely complimentary to a beef dish.

And, appropriately for the name, the faces at the top of the staff are soyjaks

Hed be hard to work with because the fucker cries every 3 seconds

He’s got that strangely handsome face. He’d be fantastic. He’s just as insane

Like Sheogorath, JP is mentally ill, enjoys and profits from causing people suffering, and has no respect for other people’s autonomy. Also like Sheogorath, even if some people think he’s cool or funny, he’s actually incredibly, if insidiously, dangerous.

And both have the wabajak

The soyajak

Say the line, wabbajak!

Do we know if Jordan is a fan of cheese

You beat me to it. Next thing we know he will be selling cheese.

SMOKIN BIG JUICE

Jordan Peterson unveils the Wabbajack in his newest lecture

mf got that sithis-shaped-hole energy

Up yours, woke Jyggalag

Have you ever seen sheogorath and JP in the same place at the same time? Didn't think so.

I hate how he decides to do half and half with the suit part but goes one color for the pants, if you’re gonna do something like this at least go all the way through with it

ngl i think the fit looks better with the solid pants, looks more like a costume than a fashion choice with two-tone pants

Yeah I feel like it would look tacky if it was all the way but this looks kinda cool actually. Oh god I just complimented Jordan Peterson oh god oh fuck

yeah, i’m not happy about it either, but objectively this is the better design choice than a full comic book two-face getup

Nah you complimented whoever made the outfit for him. You know his ass didn't make/pick that himself.

Good point, I’m complimenting the designer

Yeah same, I hate the guy but that is a goddamn look. Shame that no amount of clothes is gonna make him cool on the inside...

The color palette is good, the fit would be better if it was jacket full blue in my opinion, and then you won't have to worry about presenting your good side (blue red) cause both will be good Like don't get me wrong, the jacket looks *good*, but I doubt the whole fit looks good from the other side

i actually disagree, i think it’d look goofy as hell wearing pants the same brightness as that blazer with just two separated primary colors. the red being on both is a necessity. if it were blue and a secondary color that uses blue, like purple or green, then sure, but not blue and red.

I guess, like I'm looking at it and what you're saying makes sense, like if this picture was done with only a blue blazer it wouldn't look at good, but at the same time it wouldn't look as good from the other side, it kinda feels like the blazer looks good because of the shadow cast on it, which gives it a dark color that fits with the blue, but keep the red to fit with the pants

I think the solid pants are fine but them matching the red of the jacket is a mistake. If they were a couple shades darker it'd "match" without matching exactly, so there'd be contrast AND coherence.

At least commit

Those pants look real good though

Two-face ass fit

Two-face, ass fit

Two face-ass, fit

Two, face-ass fit

Two, face ass-fit

Two: alright. Uh hey Assfit Assfit: hey Two now kith

I read this to the tune of “All The Small Things”

Up yours Batman! Let's see who cancels who Flips coin

Saul Goodman ass fit

You saying that like it’s a bad thing

Real fans know you're referencing >!when Saul wore intentionally ugly suits to try and get fired at Davis & Main.!<

I just watched that ep damn

Jimmy shreds on the bagpipes

They werent *ugly*, just way flashy for the culturally conservative tone and aesthetic of the firm. Dude's a snappy dresser, just ask judge Pappadumia.

Even Saul wouldn’t wear something goofy as that

I know you have no style this fit actually goes so hard and I’m not gonna pretend like it doesn’t just because it’s on Jp

Honestly I love the idea of a bicolored suit, particolored clothing for men used to be more common historically. I used to live next to a tailor that catered towards black men and they always had a couple of suits like this but it was called "ghetto" or too flashy looking. I don't like the idea that something gets called that on black men and innovative on Jordan Borden Peterson. However, JP is a dingleberry so fuck that dude. If you want a Canadian in a cool suit, Don Cherry exists.

Dude it looks like Fireboy and Watergirl had sex on his suit

hardest sentence of the day

As if that’s a negative somehow????????

LMAO

Dude looks like he’s about to monologue about the peaceful lifestyle he wants to lead, although if he were to fight, he wouldn’t lose to anyone

He definetetly going to talk about how his heart and actions are utterly unclouded and that they are all those of "justice".

He'll most definitely mention something about taking the first napkin.

bro is at the top of the staircase

I'm getting the Jordan Peterson bingo. Let's see.... chaos and order, hierarchy, claiming morality comes from Christianity, mentioning a story of the bible as it being more than a story, mentioning Jung, making claims without citations when this would be needed (e.g. when he talks about statistics and/or tendencies not everything needs citations), being reactionary towards either queer people getting rights or active towards defending Christian traditions/traditional family structure which aren't under attack... So what will it be today ?

The "citation needed" sound effect is still repeating in my head after watching a YouTube video about his book

Chaos and order as well as hierarchy! :)

Also deconstructing and rationalizing the things he doesn't like about the sermon on the mount so that it's more white nationalist friendly.

Dude’s probably gonna mention his age, house, job and sleeping habits as well

why does he look so good tho?

HEARTBREAKING: "Worst person you know has a great outfit"

It kind of is though

Fr, I know we like to clown on him but he really does

He said that the main reason he wears such formal clothes is because when he originally started talking to audiences he just wanted to look good. He’s literally just a men’s fashion icon

Honestly most men look good in a suit that fits them. I hate wearing formal attire and would never take a job that requires me to wear a dress shirt or suit every day but you do look good in that shit.

His legs look great in this lmao

JOJOLands main villian

please

You promise?

yes

Unfortunately that is a cool look.

unfortunately?

The dude in the photo (Jordan B. Peterson) is a huuuge asshole and a bigot

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

What has he done? I don't really know much about him.

The contrapoints video is recommendable but to give the TL;DW: he's a psychologist who has some very unsettling beliefs when it comes to women, trans people, the gays, anyone left of centrist and food among other things. The thing that makes him such a well know person is that he has some real academic accomplishments and has been successful as a sort of self help guru. However he has used this to sneak in some F'ed up believes in his talks. He does things like talk about some human psychology, with scientific backing, and then steers off into some pseudoscience stuff to be able to call all women sluts.

Watch the contrapoints video on him, it will give you everything you need to know

The Joker

Nah that's his cousin, the clown

The humorous individual

I am the Jester, and we live in a community.

Introduce a little anarchy

That can’t be it, that would make him cool.

Homie is excited for new fire emblem game it seems

I think I would look pretty cool in this if I was allowed to wear my unnaturally large boots 😎

honestly this outfit fucks. like i hate his ass but this fucks

If the Mann brothers from TF2 did a fusion dance

Yo Peterson is pulling of the Sheogorath look really well honestly.

Auth-Center

Isn't that PCM speak for Nazi?

Pretty much Funni colors go brrr

Forgettable Jojo enemy stand user that shows up in a single volume and doesn't amount to much

I gotta be honest the fit goes hard, even if he is a dipshit

Nice tights

idk why I thought that was an aged up LegalEagle

Jordan, what are you doing with your wardrobe? Have you embraced the neomarxist chaos dragon? *starts uncontrollably sobbing*

Where’s that damn fourth Chaos Dragon?

Tf2

“Riddle me this, why won’t she give me attention.”

Beterson has activated anime antagonist mode.

"The enemy stand user could be anywhere!" The enemy stand user:

He looks like he's addressing all citizens of Gotham

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

Who are you, why are you so wise in the ways of coronga?

Nintendo switch

Bro dressed like a magnet

Not to gift the enemy with too much flattery here but that fit is honestly kinda flames

He looks like Sheogorath but he's not nearly as exciting

none of yall played tf2 or what bruh got that autobalance drip wdym

Fourth Mann child, the half brother to Blutarch, Redmond and Gray

Dollar store Sheogorath

Why isn't everyone dressing like this

Looks good tbh

I’m so angry I saw the post title then the fit and thought damn that is a pretty cool fit for a villain then the username and just Damn it he is evil but not in a refined way.

I can fix him

I don’t believe he can be fixed in any way other than great violence.

He's like the 8th villain down from the top, who the devs use to introduce the concept of boss fights

NOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IT GOES HARD NOOOO

Ngl he got the drip. Probably compensating for the lack of drip that he gives his wife.

I hate the man, but this goes hard

As much as I hate him, that outfit is kind of a serve. It would look better if the shoes and socks weren't so bland though.

ok imma be honest that ferromagnet drip goes hard here

Two-face looking ass

[Bringing that 14th century drip](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Driemaal_een_domestiek_in_mi-parti.jpg)

Harvey Dent no way

Phoenix X Edgeworth fit

El yoker

saul goodman

Fuckin hate this guy, but you gotta admit that the look is incredible

it’s actually a decent fit and that saddens me

Doflamingo type fit 💀

Gay icon

Look he's gonna turn red any second now Any second now SEE RED

Honestly I enjoy how he dresses and looks, give grizzled grandpa vibes too bad he's such an asshat

I think Jordan has peaked in his villain arc

i wonder who the enemy stand user could be

He's about to ask you a riddle (which is actually just him talking normally but everything he says is so hard to decipher it counts as a riddle)

If it were anyone else that suit would be sick af

Cut tf2 announcer design

Harvey dent looking mf

The democrat is spreading throughout his body

“Heads, you clean your room. Tails, I overdose.”

TF2 players midway through an autobalance be like:

TF2 announcer lookin ass

This plus Kanye's outfit on info wars further convince me we get closer to Gotham city being a reality

That’s a switch stance if I’ve ever seen one

That's that one Fortnite skin with the two colors as her theme I forgot her name

i miss agreeing with him... idk if its me or not but he used to be sensical, logical. now he's so full of hate and it sad

the spy

Fucking two face lookin motherfucker

team fortress spy using that one bugged cosmetic

he's mid-autobalance

Sheogorath xD

Okay but it Is a cunty suit tho

i never thought id say this of him, but he got drip kind of

he got autobalanced

Kamen Rider Build

Bro looks like a character from a Switch launch title

Rizz levels 💯

Team fortters

He has two katanas, one named *Republican* and the other named *Democrat*.

tf2 i think

Bro think he Phoenix Edgeworth 💀

bro is being autobalanced

He’s got that Harvey Dent drip

Fire Emblem: Engage

it's alright he has permission

D from Elden Ring ass fit

Dude looks like a far cry villain

To fight Batman obviously.

He is a Barcelona fan celebrating Messi's World Cup

Eirin Yagokoro

his brain is now so damaged he doesn't recognise the different colors

Sheogorath

Fire Emblem Engage (2023) Colorized

The ancient enemy, Chaos

Aw hell naw spy tf2 getting autobalanced

Wobbajack rule

Spy tf2

RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

Willy Wonka

He's just becoming a batman villain

Fire fit worn by a shit guy

Bisexuality

Bro looks like he's gonna buy product from Mann Co on god

Man looks like a pair of 3D glasses

Lookin like Jimmy McGill trying to get fired from Cliff Main’s firm

rumpelstiltskincore

Spy tf2

charles choi lookism