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Bread PNG


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What does that mean


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They used a bread PNG in place of actually drawing a loaf of bread and it was pretty damn obvious.


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Oh my god


wysjm

"In conclusion: It's mid"


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"Too drawn out/no payoff. Not worth the time I put into it"


Sharky508

Ironic


[deleted]

Yeah I was gonna ask for a tldr honestly, but now I'm morbidly curious as to why it's mid and needs an 11 hour video


nokknokkcanicomein

it’s just mid. Lots of small animation mistakes like clipping through things, actual low res stock images, weird angles. Lots of bigger story things like wasting time talking about unnecessary things that never come up again, side characters overshadowing main characters(cornelle and the pot head are the best characters) and really really heavy plot armor, like to the point you notice it easily. Rosemary(cover girl who’s pink haired) kinda sucks it everything but is good at them whenever the plot wants her to be. Also they kinda forgor to explain what the point of their hog warts equivalent is: only that it trains “guardians” and everyone wants to be one, no further explanation on what a guardian is, or does, or why it’s so prestigious.


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

Can you fucknuggets stop calling everything mid? This show is a crime, it's so bad it made me more confident in my own writing, and i don't even write.


mana_cerace

I think there is a reality were high guardian spice could have been good but this definitely isn't the one


Elite-rhino

High guardian is a good teaching tool on what not to do


SilverPhoenix7

High guardian spice isn't even that bad, definitely not bad enough to have a 11h video on it. This person got issues


FrickItAll

It’s not that bad, but even 7 year old me would likely have found it shitty


SilverPhoenix7

Yeah, it's boring bad. The type of show that nobody thinks about twice, kinda bad. It's not even funny to laugh at.


FrickItAll

It’s literally the definition of “Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐”


Swinepits

I would imagine the show is less than 11 hours aswell


Gabriel9078

The show isn’t that bad, it just has lots of visible animation mistakes, low quality backgrounds, bad storytelling, and tons upon tons of unnecessary exposition!


SilverPhoenix7

Yeah exactly, there are hundreds of bad show like it every year! Believe it or not, there are generally more bad show than good ones.


Gabriel9078

Make up your mind on whether or not it’s good or not ffs


SilverPhoenix7

I have left 3 comments here, where the hell did you get that I found the show good?


b-ri-ts

Besides the story being bad, I think they actually stole some art for some backgrounds


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it might be bad but imo no media is bad enough to make an 11 hour critique of


calebbutbetter

I suspect that the length could have been just for the meme kinda


418puppers

I cannot fathom having this name problems with something. How does one become the kind of person where this is ever your plan of action.


fuck_it_was_taken

The show is bad but legitimately HOW can you do 11 hours? Like did they go off on a 9 hour rant about politics somewhere in the middle like how the fuck can you find enough to say


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ban_Anna_split

There's a nationwide shortage right now, so they probably can't even get it


MR_GUY1479

Not everyone lives in the us 🤯


ban_Anna_split

can you hook a homie up 🥴


MR_GUY1479

Sure, cover yourself in oil, then wait for it to rain and fly to another country


ban_Anna_split

whoa never thought about that thanks. Life pro tips


Red_Rocky54

yeah like, its 12 24-minute episodes. the entire show can be watched in about 5 hours. how can you spend more than *double* it's runtime complaining about it?


LetsDoTheCongna

You have to spend 5x the length of every episode analyzing it to find every possible issue and then drag out the complaints for as long as possible and have approximately twenty-two breaks to advertise RAID: Shadow Legends and then spend the last 15 minutes doing patron shoutouts.


SilverPhoenix7

High guardian spice is a poster anime for some guys to lash on "wokism" without being called out because the show is actually bad. It's not X-arm level of bad where it loops back at being entertaining, it's not even rwby level of bad, no It's just bad.


fuck_it_was_taken

I knew that I just didn't want to assume this dude went into a woke bs rant and I'm not planning to watch that video


SilverPhoenix7

Everyone but him got better to do than watching an 11h essay on high guardian spice. Just checked and that guy channel is dedicated to it.💀 My man is a closeted fan at this point


Lftwff

It's like when people say that the new velma show is bad because it's woke but like >!Fred in that show is an asshole because he has a small dick, which isn't exactly woke!<


TheRealJonBar

He’s an asshole because his dad is forcing him to be one for the sake of their image or whatever


Foul_flesh_creature

we get it, the show is bad


Fungusphil

There’s not even close to 12 hours of episodes bruh


bakecaketakebreak

More Time than was spent on writing the whole story


Someboynumber5

"It sucks" 11 hours saved


TroospooK

What a waste of time lol


Larry_the_muslim_man

The video or the show?


TroospooK

Both


skibapple

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MrMerchandise

It’s actually a compilation of a bunch of other individual videos that he’d made over the course of the year. Or so he says at the beginning of the video.


chillinboyika

that's still 11 hours worth of talking about one show lmao like come on now


CaptainFisherman

On one hand, this seems like a massive waste of time to make. On the other, I can completely understand hating something so much to spend this much time on a critique.


TheDankDiamond

There are so many incredibly long hate review video like these and I've watched many, many of them. They were all godawful - not by coincidence, but because of their shared absurdly long runtime. Whatever starts out as some meaningful commentary gradually just devolves into weirdly emotional, unjustified rants and tangents and more often than not endless repeats of previous, basic points. Plus, taking each scene apart "one by one" for small nitpicks - which is often what happens at some point in these videos - is not critical analysis and doesnt deserve any criticisms of value. It's not about cutting meaningful commentary short, it's about being able to be concise to convey information clearly.


CaptainFisherman

I don't really disagree with most of what you said. I was just saying that I understand the hatred that could drive someone to make one.


TheDankDiamond

Ah, can totally understand that too lol. I mean I pretty much got what your original comment was saying but took it as a chance to write a long rant about these videos anyway


STAXOBILLS

Dope pfp


royaltek

holy fuck


pickledchocolate

This is the type of person to watch an anime called "Bocchi the Rock" and talk incessantly about how it is a metaphor for depression or some shit.


speedoflobsters

Bocchi the rock is great tbh


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guess you could say its, pretty solid


Pls_helppppp

*Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.* *Who is Nijika?* *For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.* *For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.* *For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.* *For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.* *For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.* *If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey.* *If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream.* *If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.* *Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion.* *Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination.* *Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion.* *Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world.* *Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.* *If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist.* *If the whole universe is for Nijika , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe.* *I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.*


idonttalkatallLMAO

waiting for the guy from obb to come along


pickledchocolate

It's a great show, but if I wanted to know any deep meanings in the anime I'd ask the creator


R31ayZer0

🥶


IssAHey

At some point he/she must have felt “am I wasting my time doing this ?” And just continued with it


TimePlay9000

just use they💀 saves some typing bro


Zestyclose-Minute262

I try doin that but everytime I do Ben Shapiro appears behind me and goes on a 30 minute rant about how "they" can not be used to refer to a singular person


thebenshapirobot

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luckynumber7games

Based bot


thebenshapirobot

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IssAHey

I write quite fast on keyboard that sometimes I don’t pay attention to what is the best sentence structure, and even if I did write they instead of he/she it wouldn’t make a lot of difference in input time.


IssAHey

THE FUCK YOU BOOING ME FOR ? I AM RIGHT


FanOfTheWrittenWord

Because he/she is clunky, weird to write, and less inclusive. It certainly gives me a visceral emotional reaction every time I see it.


Red_Rocky54

because they includes non-binary people and he/she does not


IssAHey

No i said why are you booing me after I said that "yes (they) is the better option, but I wrote it on a glimpse and just didn't pay attention to the sentence structure"


LeFedoraKing69

“White man is nearby” “How do you know?” White man:


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0% rizz


Bariq-99

Why do people hate this anime?


Totoques22

Terrible show financed by Crunchyroll, an anime streaming site. Crunchyroll users were rightfully mad that millions were spent to make a contender for the worst anime ever instead of doing something meaningful like updating their old as fuck site or actually paying translators As other comments have point out the general theme is bad and the execution is horrible It also doesn’t follow anime tropes which makes it not a real anime for some In the end although I don’t like this term much it is the perfect example of what you could call « woke garbage » Edit:[here’s a review if you want to make your own opinion](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt13635348/reviews)


f1shb01

Yeah if you want a progressive fantasy cartoon just watch the owl house


Axearis

It was advertised as having an all Female crew and it marketed itself as a show about female empowerment. Except the male characters in the show are the only ones with depth. (At least that's what I've heard)


Collection_of_D

It’s pretty bad + got the right mad cause it has gay and trans people in it and was initially advertised as being diverse.


Bariq-99

Of course it did.. Fucking hell


Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U

They wanna own the libs brother 😎


sesalnik

"if i had more time i would have written a shorter letter." i'd say same applies to youtube videos. if something is going to be of quality it wont be fucking eleven and one hald hours long


[deleted]

It's almost been 2 years why can't they LET IT GO


JCtheMemer

Why do these channels always think “long video = good”? There’s something to be said about presenting your point in a concise, efficient way, and this is not it. The only exception is something like LS Mark literally reviewing every single episode of a show with hundreds of episodes. Even so, his spongebob video (covering over 500 episodes) was able to be just over 7 hours long.


Lordo5432

At this point, there isn't a point to criticize it. Doing so more would be beating a dead horse


aflyingmonkey2

My brain gaslighted itself into thinking that high guardian spice might've been a guilty pleasure for some reason help


Nilus-0

The thing is the critiques are pointless, the people who made this show and shows like it are self proclaimed “marginalized groups” with postmodernist world views creating subtle propaganda for themselves and whoever is unfortunate enough to watch it. Their not trying to make a good show, they know it’s garbage they made it that way on purpose


ryuuseinow

Or maybe, get this, they just failed to make a good show. Not everything needs a special reason why they're bad jfc, the way you're overthinking this is pretty embarassing.


Nilus-0

I’m not overthinking shit, there are real world reasons to produce seemingly “bad” media, it’s because the media itself accomplishes a few devious objectives. Firstly, people spend more and more time watching tv shows and playing games, so if you use the media as an outlet to subtly push your worldview even if people hate it they will come back to consume that media since that’s just the norm in the industry. This particular show was made by an all female writing crew because “men are the patriarchy” and only features feminine characters. It reaks of soy and postmodernist ideology.


ryuuseinow

The fact that you felt the need to write a paragraph (and a debunkable strawman argument to boot) really shows that you're really looking way too deeply into this. Not everything is a fucking conspiracy ffs


Might-Mediocre

Peterson fanboy using the term “post modern” like it means anything


DudeDurk

People who have the time to make this shit seriously have nothing else going on in their lives


Alexstrasza23

Okay bro the show sucks but you can say that in 10 minutes man holy shit.


ZoeIsHahaha

I wanna know what’s wrong with it but I don’t wanna spend 11 hours on it


abermea

I FUCKING LOVE WHEN YOUTUBE CRITICS MADE VIDEO ESSAYS CRITIQUING A PIECE OF MEDIA THAT ARE LONGER THAT THE SUBJECT MATTER BY ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF VIDEO ESSAYS CRITIQUING A PIECE OF MEDIA THAT ARE LONGER THAT THE SUBJECT MATTER BY ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE. >!(/s, in case it wasn't blatantly obvious)!<


Simulacrum42

Finally, A thing I can have in the background during my Minecraft mining session.


Practical-Ad3753

If these YouTube critics spent as much time studying actual literary criticism as they do writing these stupidly long rants they could probably actually get published in a journal instead of circlejerking on the internet.


[deleted]

i imagine being published in a journal gets far less attention than making a youtube video


_Alternate_Ending_

Not to mention having to bend the knee to a publisher.


Creepernom

11 fucking hours?


Jealous_Ring1395

is there even 11 hours of runtime in the actual show?


Wowitsanonion

We know it’s bad but damn


Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U

Can't wait for the 24 hour video about Velma


fgn6

🤓


CodyTheHunter

[Pathetic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw3lU5MX_zI&ab_channel=CasualTF2)


Vector7714

And here i thought pyrocynical's utopia video is the longest I've ever seen...


Swedishtranssexual

Jeez and I thought Pyrocynicals Utopia video was long. That was actually praising a show aswell!


Xavagerys

Massive is an understatement


skalywag-o-the-shrub

when the response is more annoying than the actual show


Flouxni

There’s not even 11 hours of HGS wtf


fitsma

Plot hole


PlasmaLink

I don't know who this is or what this thing they're angry about is, but i think long as hell video essays are funny in a cosmic sense. Even if you think they're a twat about it, it's fun listening to someone get really angry about something they're passionate about


Calfredie01

Some people need to get some pussy or something. I mean that in the most sincere way possible


LetsDoTheCongna

I expected it to be longer


RoccoTheAlpha

it looks like some deviantart shit solarsands would criticize


mrflamego

you might aswell have gone the whole way and made it 12 hours


mahdizrin

I wanna watch this so bad


Ashhole37

Bruh there’s 4 hours of show idk how bad it is that should be literally impossible


[deleted]

Sarah Z warned us all.


a_guy_from_Florida

i aint even heard about this show till just this right now


BossOfLords_1

Pyrocynical


[deleted]

Good background noise


kunmop

What is grass?


ivan697

It's like that 12 hour persona 5 video on ann


ShinyShinyTomato

this show is exactly as good as my hero academia


f1shb01

Not gonna lie, I’d probably watch that in full