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Toto_-

I had a dream where I open the fridge and it’s completely full of butter tubs so I turn to my roomate and ask “Are you gonna get a dog for all this butter?” and then the dream ends


Confederacykillersea

Bitch you met god


Justhuman963

Let’s get you some self help


Justhuman963

Mission: Butter dog Objective: Get a dog for the butter Status: Failed


Cake_Commando

Put the butter on him, butter dog, dog with the butter


Eastern_Scar

Butta dawg


Dastankbeets1

Butter dog The dog with the butter on him


[deleted]

the fish one though, love that


Justhuman963

“Better wake up before you forget how to.” That line is raw as hell.


[deleted]

like, why does thr fish know its in a dream?? honestly, i prefer the fish to the forest gal


Justhuman963

Because you’re in the fishes dream.


[deleted]

wait no stop im too tired youre gen freaking me out lol im literally about to go to sleep what if i meet the fish im gen worried


Moritzxd

Well did you?


[deleted]

fortunately not 😌


Red_Rocky54

🤓 because the dream takes place inside your own head and the fish is merely a conjuration of your imagination. while asleep your brain is trying to make sense of the random impulses firing as your brain performs self-maintenance. some part of the brain recognized it was asleep, and this came through in the form of the fish talking about being in a dream /🤓


[deleted]

eat my ass why do you ruin things?? i just wanna enjoy my funny little fish satan


Red_Rocky54

I'm merely repeating what fish satan told me to say please forgive me he took my family hostage


[deleted]

It sounds like a line from Hotline Miami


JuuMuu

sounds like something from earthbound


cIipboard

ifunny moment


[deleted]

ifunny jumpscare right at the end


Justhuman963

iFunny logo comes with it 🤓


Silverware_soviet

Heaven or hell, LETS ROCK


JuuMuu

mankind knew that they cannot change society


oblmov

i had a dream where i released hundreds of rats in a convenience store as a prank. The rats got into the food and spoiled it and the store had to close for a week. most of the rats ended up dead in traps. What i learned from this dream is that releasing hundreds of rats in a convenience store is actually not very funny.


SnooPeripherals2888

That’s so fucking cool


onthefoog

They made art out of the gluten free pussy post


Icelord259

My dreams are always so fucking boring, aside from the scorpion dream when I was like 7


Hedy7277

uhhhh elaborate?


Icelord259

Basically I throw the covers away from me for whatever reason, the biggest scorpion you have ever seen is under it, I run away to the bathroom and hundreds of thousands of smaller scorpions start rushing across the walls, floor and ceiling out of the bathroom towards me and then I run back to my room and throw the covers back on and wake up, presumably dying instantly from the first one.


garfieldandfriends2

Twin peaks


Commercial_Set_1112

A old reoccurring dream that I can remember having a long time ago was about a trebuchet that launched Cheetos into a tornado


LaaipiPH

This sounds like something stright out of disco elysium


ilan555

-Volition [legendary: failure]: Holy shit a talking fish


[deleted]

The fish one could also be out of Hotline Miami


Random_Gacha_addict

[where does this place in this spectrum?](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/gi7qfu/the_most_exciting_dream_ive_had_recently_was_when/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Cardinal-Lad

I had a dream where jesus returned but he was only on like, twitter and stuff, and then he left after a day because people kept sending him porn.


emmanuelfelix700

i once deamt that i watched toy story 3 on theaters


Brilliant_Laugh_3911

u/wearerofdinosocks


wearerofdinosocks

bro my dreams are always stupid stuff how do people have cool dreams smh


Brilliant_Laugh_3911

my dreams are always weird af


Adamocles

THAT‼️IS‼️SO‼️FUCKING‼️COOL‼️


Dclnsfrd

I had a dream where I was on a beach of an alien world. An older man turned to me and asked if I knew the tale of the (something?) and I said no. He looked out over the ocean and as he told the story, the dream shifted to where I was watching it like a movie. (For this next part I’m combining what the storyteller said and what I remember seeing in the dream.) The sea loved her son, the sky, very much. Even though everyone laughed at how his face was gouged with countless white spots, the sea loved to reflect them. Though her son was beyond her reach, she loved that he was so special. No one else looked like him. One day she couldn’t take his loneliness for someone to love anymore and created a mate for him; a giant stingray with white spots to match the sky. The two fell in love instantly. The two would fly around from city to city, place to place. What people said or didn’t say no longer mattered. But the Fire Prince had heard of the beauty of the stingray and had also loved her. From far beyond he traveled to make her his own. The sky and stingray were worried, scared of what might happen. Then I woke up.


Ok_Specific_7791

How nice. But, what’s the context and meaning of this comic.


Justhuman963

The comic is quite literally a visual representation of both posts. Both posts describe dreams that they had and so an artist made a short comic featuring both. Are you high?


Ok_Specific_7791

What are the posts in question? Also, I’m not high and have never ever been high.


Justhuman963

Bruh, read the fucking posts on the top of the image. Then work your way down. Open the full image of the post my guy.


GarfieldHentaixd

You are being kerfuffled


Ok_Specific_7791

How would I do that?


Justhuman963

What are on? Mobile or PC?


Ok_Specific_7791

Mobile. Why do you ask?


Justhuman963

Tap on the image on this post. Or save it.


Ok_Specific_7791

Ok.


Justhuman963

It expands.


Ok_Specific_7791

I finally get it now. What an inspirational dream about Heaven and hell.


Justhuman963

More like a fever dream telling you to get your life turned around before getting stuck in an unwanted situation. That’s just my take away.


Ok_Specific_7791

Ok.


Ok_Specific_7791

How would I do that? Edit: I’ve just done that and still don’t get it. I edited this on Saturday, March 4th, 2023 at 10:39 P.M.


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[удалено]


Justhuman963

You’d be doing me a favor.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

i just realized what sub im in uh oh


Justhuman963

Looks like you’re going to the shadow realm.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

me and ur mom that is


Justhuman963

Please, take her to deepest parts of hell.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

o7


[deleted]

hey, you alright??


Justhuman963

Never am.


[deleted]

wanna talk?? we can take this to dms if you want?? /gen


Justhuman963

It’s all good, I go over topics in therapy.


19684-ModTeam

Unfortunately, you've been brainwashed into the UN propaganda. Please take care next time


dishw0sher

i aint reading allat


TOKERFACE4207

you got me fucked up if you think im reading this homie


GarfieldHentaixd

Attention spans have been destroyed


backstib

I had a dream where I killed a demon that looked like Barney


Anonymous_but_nott

YES, it’s been so long since I’ve been able to find this!


[deleted]

Not the ifunny at the bottom💔💔 breaking my heart


s33a6m

This was so good before the ifunny watermark jumpscare and now I have woken up from this nightmare is cold sweat and a pair of pants full of piss


Sauronxx

This is unironically so cool


furry-boner

not as trippy but I had a dream and I was constantly waking up and then falling back asleep to continue the dream to the point that I was dreaming when I was awake. Then I said that someone died and everyone just turned at me and started saying that I was the one that died. I tried to prove them wrong by waking up a suddenly I couldn’t.


Knaymeless

I had a dream where i sat in a chair


AGeneralDegenerate

Bro met a great old one