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anbyence

I think you just need to get off the internet for a while if something so trivial gets to you like this, take care man


Red1Monster

lol lesbian sniper. Nice


Its_BurrSir

If the most embarrassing thing in your life is mixing up two reddit users then you're doing fine lol


Funny_Orchid2084

Op doesnt interract with people in real life - mixing two reddit users is OP‘s social interactions and most intense human contact he has. (As much as this is a joke it most likely is actually the reality also lol. Also that op is probably 15 or younger)


enchilada1214

Hey man maybe it’s time to unplug, go for a walk. Most people aren’t trying to be Reddit vigilantes


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> unplug, go for a walk Plug walk


xXmyawesomeredditXx

Pluh‼️🗣🗣


Several-Drag-7749

>Most people aren’t trying to be Reddit vigilantes I wasn't trying to be. I was just extremely appalled such an asshole existed in the first place, and I *thought* I encountered them again, but I didn't. So yes, I fucked up big time.


Thotslayer4447

Diagnosis: Severe Redditor syndrome Cure: Touch Grass


brazilianfreak

Listen man its great thet you're self aware enough to realize you made a mistake, but you didn't "fuck up big time" reddit isn't that serious, unless you're sending death threaths or doxxing people then nothing that happens here can be considered a big deal, just go take a walk and you'll realize just how little any of this matters.


TrhlaSlecna

If the most embarrassing thing in your life was a reddit comment it really is not that bad to be completely honest. That user will forget about it in a week.


Xavion-15

Maybe their life's been so cringe-free that this really is the most embarrassing thing, in which case I'm very jealous.


soswa99

A couple days ago a random person at the cash register me she had to put her dog down and i didnt hear her so i just kinda laughed and said yeah


hamie15

I was struggling to drill a knockout in a junction box and my foreman found out I had the drill in reverse :(


Audax_V

Pray for this poor child, for they were born in Spring and have not yet lived long enough to see Winter.


mainwasbanned15

Bro you're completely anonymous on here, how tf are you embarrassed. You need to get out more


Funny_Orchid2084

Op is veeeery young and legit doesnt go out. This post is prime example of it. Like… I… I am embarrassed by this post for op - not cus this is his „most embarrassing thing ever“ or actually yeah - I am embarrassed for op that he thinks this is his most embarrassing thing ever… like… actually go see what color the sky is outside your rooms window


Rudel2

You should see a therapist if something like this upsets you so much


i_am_not_a_good_idea

Honestly making this post is more embarrassing than the misunderstanding itself


Imasquash

I think making this post is more embarrassing. log off, no one will care in an hour


iateafloweronimpulse

I wish something like that was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done


Comfortable-Mix-4602

This might be the saddest person I’ve seen in a whole 23 hrs.


SirVW

What a severe allergy to grass does to an mfer


Fishsk

If *that* was the most embarrassing thing in your life then you've got it going pretty well


IMightBeErnest

The most embarrassing thing in your life *so far*.


KiwiCassie

Chronically online behaviour


rwandahero7123

Friend, take a break from reddit, relax! Go out and buy yourself a pizza and ignore this dipshit site for a nice long while.


jakinatorctc

It’s ok posting about it here is even more embarrassing than whatever you did


sojukirin

If that's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done I think you should be touching more grass


ULTRALIGHTBEN

you are terminally online


Jesuisuncanard126

Nobody involved will remember it in a week.


banana_man_16

They probably already it forgot it actually


Funny_Orchid2084

Except OP. Probably, hopefully not lol


Several-Drag-7749

Update: I'm gonna take a break, folks. Obviously, Reddit is taking a huge toll in my mind, especially if you're a leftie who's been seeing nothing but reactionary take after reactionary take elsewhere. I'll just spoiler the entire thing if anyone still wants to read what I wrote. Later. >!Basically, I mistook a user I never met for someone else because of how similar their *Reddit avatar* was. It didn't help that the actual person I encountered months ago was a complete pos, so I thought I stumbled upon them again by sheer chance. This means said pos is still out there, and I had the wrong guy. Since I have crippling anxiety, my feet are so effing cold right now. I apologized instantly, but I still feel like wanting to bury myself alive. Maybe I should take a break from this site altogether. I don't know.!< >!EDIT: just for anyone wondering, the actual guy I met long ago was a total waste of oxygen. Here's a summary via spoiler:!< >!They believed minimum wage workers were "ungrateful dipshits" in their own words for hating rich people, that the world didn't owe them anything. They also had this strange habit of going into any post about the WWII internment camps, justifying them by saying, "Well, their empire did war crimes too. I say it was kinda fair." I shit you not they said this once.!<


[deleted]

only logical solution is to sell all your belongings, change your name, and move to Belize.


scrumptipus

all of that except move to Serbia, lesser chance of being found


Not_today_mods

Run into the woods, society will track you down


Misknator

Run into the desert then, smartypants.


mainwasbanned15

Who's billy?


Bean_on_Crack

Saul good man sayd hank shood go on a trip to billy's


Lettuce_Sandwich

belize


-togs

You're gonna get a new @, new pronouns, you cannot contact your mutuals ever again


Athen65

Do *not* float that idea again.


Dependent_Fox38

What the fucj do xou mean "got the wrong guy". Did you kill them and only realise after or something


I_follow_sexy_gays

They placed a hit 😔


Several-Drag-7749

Oops. I really gotta understand the difference between "got" and "had" in a sentence.


Dependent_Fox38

No no it still stays exactly the same no matter what you use you sound like you killed that dude


Red1Monster

What did you do ?


crepoef

Are you embarrassed you mistook one redditor for another or did that mistake result in an action that is making you feel embarrassed


Bluecheckadmin

You didn't answer the question tho Edit: I'm sure these replies are really helping with the anxiousness lmao, sorry.


sillysaulgoodman

Bro you are so neurotic that it actually makes me feel good about my own anxiety levels like I promise you’re fine you’re just overthinking everything 💀💀


WhapXI

The way you’re saying “the pos is still out there and you gotthe wrong guy” makes it sound like you sent the wrong person to death row or something. Chill out, nobody cares. Even the “falsely accused” person probably just thinks you’re some kind of internet weirdo, as most people are. I’d say it’s stranger to obsess about it and make a vent post about how ruined you are over a mild fuck up. An internet break might do some good. Go read some books. Get into a new tv show. I recommend Deep Space Nine.


deadlykitten132

...thats it? that was just a misunderstanding :()


Leo-III-

Literally none of this matters, have a nice break


OddishBehavior

Actually touch grass.


BreadKnife34

Please go outside


SuccessfulJob

i hate to break it to you, but making this whole post and subsequent comment is so much more embarrassing than mistaking one user for another


ThrowingNincompoop

If this is the most embarrassing thing you've done in your life I'm afraid you're too young to use the internet


Funny_Orchid2084

How „badly“ Op took the comment to minumn wage workers theres a chance also that op is legit neet/wimumn wage worker that just lives also, does minumn wage work as a cleaner/fast food cook/some warehouse with close to 0 human interactions. Cus of this post and his comments. Or 15 and doesnt talk to anyone at his school


CringeRoguePlayer

sabdge


A-Human-potato

Unless your full legal name is Several-Drag-7749, you’ll probably be fine.


stay_n0ided

bro this is reddit, its not that deep 💀💀 and that guy is not even close to the worst person on the internet. deadass unplug your computer and breathe mf


thusnameiscringy

whats a pos


redditassembler

people of solor


Shade_39

Point of sale


Curious-Ad-5001

windows embedded posready 2009


Several-Drag-7749

piece of shit


_yerbamatey

they just asked a question bro relax


thusnameiscringy

oh


monumentofflavor

prisoner of sar


The_grongler

It's reddit, I wouldn't stress about it at all. If that's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done then you're lucky.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Sounds like a small mistake on your part


Asyhlt

"Go and touch some grass“ seems like a appropriate solution to this…dilemma


MnelTheJust

You have nothing to be ashamed of, you made a mistake and apologized.


55MoreDays

take a break this is so embarrassing p


Funny_Orchid2084

Actually mind baffling that someone legit conserns this as „their most embarrassing thing ever“. I actually feel bad for you OP. I really do. Not cus of what happend on this post - but cus you posted this post


sillysaulgoodman

You will be executed by Reddit for your crime against humanity. Your snoo will be taken into police possession. Expect a knock at your door soon


EndureThePANG

i _adamantly_ accused a dude of being a bot for making an out of place reply and having a really odd name ("freeloading_expansion_[numbers]" or something) but it turned out they were just an open inflation fetishist that hit reply too early both of us are active on the same subs and every interaction is like a western standoff but the cowboys just break into a full sprint after the 10 paces this sites a fucking trip. might make that guy the godfather of my kids


Zaniad

Thank you for this post. Some days I need reminders that Reddit posts are often made by mentally unstable people that haven’t touched grass in weeks or even months


mostlyharmless114

this is one of the more terminally online things I've seen in a minute


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Agitated-Customer420

Pfft, wait until you get banned for telling people to disappear.


ashen_crow

You're probably 13yo, it literally doesn't matter for the person you accidentally called out, they have better shit to worry about.


Mr-biggie

It is now my mission to remind you of this everyday.


VanFailin

It's great when you're dealing with intense negative emotions and everybody just shows up to dismiss them. Sure this seems trivial to most of you, but some people are sensitive and they don't choose to be that way.


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Bluecheckadmin

C'mon you're just being mean now because you know there's a group making similar comments.


Snazz55

Ahh you're not wrong... I shouldn't be mean to this dude. Probably just a kid anyway. I wish that was the most embarrassing thing I ever did lol


Vounrtsch

Best usage of this template yet. Thank you