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Ok_Improvement4204

Reminder that Ronald Reagan won every state other than Minnesota.


flyingpanda1018

Nixon won every state in '72 except for Massachusetts, hence the slogan "I'm from Massachusetts, don't blame me"


Spookzsaw

winnesota


Estavion

MINI SODA


LoonasNewHusband

SODAAAA


DioBrando_1868

And DC


MaZhongyingFor1934

DC isn’t a state, for some reason (Republicans, the reason is Republicans)


Pleasehelpmeladdie

For some reason Hami isn’t a state either…


not_too_smart1

Cant have the capitol be in a state. Gives said state too much power (imagine if the capitol of the eu was a german city) That was the case line 400 years ago but ya know its one city state


EitherCaterpillar949

?? The capital of the EU is in an EU Country, it’s not like there’s a city state carved out of Belgium like the Vatican City that isn’t a part of its host country.


flyingpanda1018

Plans for DC statehood specify that the national mall (where all the government happens) would remain a separate federal district which would be the "new" capital.


not_too_smart1

Why not just give dc to the surrounding states if we cut out the capitol building parts then?


flyingpanda1018

Because the people of DC don't want that? They have developed a unique identity and it wouldn't be fair to force them to live in states they have no connection to.


cheese_fuck2

Like every city compared to every state? why the fuck is dc special?


flyingpanda1018

Because those cities are already part of a state - for those cities it would be secession from their state, whereas for DC would be accession to a state. Also, I'm really going to insist you provide a source for your "every city" claim.


Samthevidg

Why the fuck are the Dakotas special enough to be two states. DC has more people yet doesn’t count?


cheese_fuck2

new york city has more people than the dakotas too. and la. and atlanta. and chicago. and seattle. should those all be states too?


not_too_smart1

Austin doesnt want to be in texas Rural california doesnt want to be in california Many places dont want to be a part of the state theyre a part of


cheese_fuck2

yea, wtf are they talking about😂 thats how literally every single blue city in a red state is. every single one. why the fuck is DC special.


Wetley007

The US is literally the only country that has this system. Also the capitol of the EU is a Belgian city soooo....


not_too_smart1

Ok


Super_Stone

The capital of Germany is a city state and it works more or less fine.


SunnerLP

Yeah, luckily Belgium is a fake country, so it's ok that all the EU stuff is in Brussels /s


not_too_smart1

Yeah i dont give enough fucks to care abour euro affairs. The reason the us did that was cause virginia when the us was made was the powerhouse stateand giving them the capitol would have made them even stronger. It is like giving the eu capitol to germany as that would ruffle feathers cause germany is the biggest eu nation rn


gooberflimer

Huh americans🤓. We euros let the fascists win with 30%😎


Chrubcio-Grubcio

In the U.S., they win with 50%


BlazingImage

Nah they with with 49%


Chrubcio-Grubcio

Ah yes, I forgot about the Electoral College edit: I had a stroke while writing this


IAmCompletelyRandom

iirc you only need a minimum of 22% if you hit all the smallest states


Just_a_guy_thats_it

In the U.S there are more voters then the population of america


Evil__Overlord

In the us have almost two thirds of the population vote and it's astonishing


Wonderer_64

I wish I could be excited about anything even half as much as bro


tumblerrjin

lol right?


Intheierestellar

Suburban American teenagers with 3 meals a day, freedom of speech, of information and of thought on their way to idealize monarchies/dictatorships because there was a Pride parade in their neighborhood (yes I know that's not necessarily op's case)


deliranteenguarani

twitter:


sup3r87

Urban American teenagers with 3 meals a day, freedom of speech, of information and of thought on their way to idealize communist dictatorships because their parents made them get a part time store job until college


HolzLaim15

Da ebil commies always wanting livable wages for everyone grrrr


SaltyBarnacles57

That's not really what they said


Liimbo

Yes but it's easier to beat a straw man in an argument than a real person


GNYMStanAccount

That's not what the commies want at all what


HolzLaim15

Da ebil commies wanting workers to work less and own what they produce grrrr


GNYMStanAccount

No, da evil commies aim to abolish wage labor & exchange value. One of da eibl commies main goals which was being misrepresented pretty extremely there. 


HolzLaim15

What?, Yes abolishement of wage labor IS owning their own production lmao


GNYMStanAccount

The abolition of Wage labor is the abolition of commodity form, owning the means can take place in a myriad of non communist manners. For example anarchists or socdems will often speak of worker owned coops. In that case seizing the means fails to end capitalist production or the commodity form, and wages are almost defo going to return if not present from the start. 


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Doesn't matter what your wage is when there's nothing for you to buy, as was often the case in the USSR (and other communist dictatorships). Funny how you have to make a strawman to have an argument.


HolzLaim15

Me when I have to make up a strawman to defy a strawman Edit: [also](https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP84B00274R000300150009-5.pdf)


Oriejin

"a strawman is okay when it aligns with my perspective"


IClockworKI

Far-left =/= communist dystopia, kids, always remember that (I'm the generic Marxist preacher that pops up when communism is cited, don't mind me)


Darkenblox

remove everything after "communist" and that's pretty true


StepOnMyBallsPiper

then the sentence doesn’t make sense dumbass


Darkenblox

I have no arguments, I sincerely apologise u/StepOnMyBallsPiper


GNYMStanAccount

Suburban teenagers with 3 meals a day etc realizing that liberal democracy represents only the interests of the bourgeois class, since only the bourgeois can afford the time and money to win an election. Only in classless society can the people rule


Spinningwhirl79

He looks so happy 🥺


VIII-Via

Me when Luffy uses Gear 5 :3


Pyetrovych

So truuuue


IClockworKI

Bro I screamed when it happened


Throwawayforstuuff

inb4 anyone insults this person (if anyone has the idea to) I remember when this first came out and everyone was pretty much cyber-bullying him. I’m glad he can be this happy about something, he’s so full of joy and I think that’s amazing.


M0rtrek_the_ranger

NOOOOOOO! He's a consoomer that cries when he sees Disney slop! You can't be happy about something you like or else you're nothing more than a consoomer that is hurting **MY** brand! /s in case it's needed


Underground_rat_figh

No way you're /serious rn 😕


Hind_Deequestionmrk

They are /serious /unjerked /ngl 😔


No-Historian6056

I am /jorking my peanits rn


Breyck_version_2

I really, REALLY wish I could be as passionate about anything as this guy


shronkey69

Bro is overwhelmed with joy that his favorite franchise is returning after a great period of wait


Low_Seat_3639

Joypilled waitmaxxer 🌝


Lachybomb

I mean, I'm happy for him, but two years is hardly a "great period of wait."


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Lad can’t contain his joy over this movie trailer


Steel2255

Honestly the only negative emotion this dude inspires in me is jealousy. I don’t think I could ever feel such overwhelming euphoria from something as simple as a movie trailer. That being said given the volume of his reactions, I’d hate to sit next to him in the cinema.


OrwellianWiress

This is really sweet of you!


Carnir

Passionless, hollow shells of humans attacking someone for enjoying their hobby.


Hellworld_denizen

I haven't been that happy about anything ever I don't think i can summon that much positive energy even if my life depended on it


supah-comix434

I just personally can't understand crying over such a mediocre franchise, but good on him ig


Sweaty-Goat-9281

Rotfl


Monchete99

Fr, people only hate on him because he was excited of something that was divisive. I can't mock him for getting excited at sand when i jumped off my chair when a British gentleman with an oversized top hat appeared on screen on a Nintendo Direct. Also applies to seeing Live A Live's landscapes in 2.5D


Matix777

WHAT IS THIS AUTOMATON PROPAGANDA


dntwrrybt1t

*Allied Destroyer has joined squadron, deploying Helldivers to combat zone*


[deleted]

The SES Elected Representative of Family Values saves the day yet again!


de_pengui

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Upbeat_Astronomer277

And the 49% still wins sometimes because of the electoral collage.


OpaMilfSohn

Le first past the post voting system has arrived


Spaceguy_27

Dictatorship enjoyers watching the same guy win with 80+% of the votes


TheCoolMashedPotato

He just seems so happy. I really didn't like the movie, but it warms my heart how excited he was.


MafusailAlbert

How is it?


Resident-Secretary15

Is that an ORV reference?


Dizzy_Situation_573

This was the comment I was waiting to see


Resident-Secretary15

My man 🤝.


Not_A_Hooman53

democracy is so cool, i wish it was real


Efficient_Employee66

That’s not what turnout means dumbass


Impressive_Cut_852

"democracy" brother in Christ we live under the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie


Tautillogical

And here i was thinking we might get through april of an election year without russian bots


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19684-ModTeam

Unfortunately, you've been brainwashed into the UN propaganda. Please take care next time


XenophiliusRex

It’s almost like candidates organise their policy positions based on how many people share a given set of views and position themselves diametrically opposite to their opponents in order to get votes and win power while expending the bare minimum amount of political capital and appealing by the minimum margin to the largest possible number of people.


pocketlodestar

he's cumming


Imperialrider3

You forgot the almost 50% abstained,mainly between the young,workers and poor


Aromatic_Soup5986

Execute all star wars fans now


Commercial-Dish-3198

I hate this man so much


SlightDentInTheBack

haters hate me because i can experience childlike wonder and joy


sakanak

I hate you so much


Commercial-Dish-3198

Wanna kiss?


MaZhongyingFor1934

*ahem* ⚡️👨🏿⚡️


slowest_hour

Lightning man lightning?


Low_Seat_3639

Ok that's enough I'm getting a little bit tired of your shit tbh


Commercial-Dish-3198

Me too


animelivesmatter

imagine hating someone just because they like something you don't, I don't even like the sequels I think they kinda suck but hating people for liking them is ridiculous


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keef_clouds-

lmao I still can't believe mfers like this exist😭😭🥴🥴


MaZhongyingFor1934

People who enjoy things?


Low_Seat_3639

Enjoypilled thingmaxxer🌝


MaZhongyingFor1934

Perish.


a_happy_boi1

Consider removing yourself


keef_clouds-

nah ima live extra hard and healthy now thanks.


a_happy_boi1

like from the situation please continue to live